00:00The End
00:42What is your name?
00:44Gail Tempest
00:45What is your occupation?
00:47I'm a dancer
00:48On the night of February the 13th
00:50Were you working at the Black Bottom Cafe
00:51When this murder was committed?
00:53Yes, but I didn't do it
00:55Then who killed Kirk Robin?
00:58I don't know
00:59Didn't you, Kirk Robin?
01:00I object, Your Honor
01:01And ask that the last question be stricken from the records
01:04It is merely an attempt to influence this intelligent
01:07Broad-minded and most intellectual jury
01:16Objection sustained
01:17Thank you, Your Honor
01:21That is all
01:28Quiet, Polly
01:31If it please the court, Your Honor
01:32At this time, I would like to introduce
01:34My three main witnesses
01:35Howard, Fine, and Howard
01:47They were here a minute ago
01:49Will you pardon me, Your Honor
01:50I'll be right back
02:10Hey, what's the idea for in the game?
02:13I was for onesies
02:14Well, here's twosies
02:15Oh, oh
02:15He was a onesie
02:16You get him to
02:17He has fivesies
02:19No
02:20Gentlemen, gentlemen
02:21Don't you realize Miss Gail Tempest's life is at stake?
02:25Oh, Gail, what?
02:26What?
02:27What?
02:29What?
02:30What?
02:31What?
02:33What?
02:34What?
02:35What?
02:55Will you, gentlemen, please try to be a little more quiet in the court?
03:00Certainly, Judgey
03:01The gate is locked
03:02Would you please step forward?
03:05No, no, no
03:06Prepare yourself for the witness box
03:16Take off your hat
03:18Now raise your right hand
03:20Now place your left hand here
03:22Take off your hat
03:25Raise your right hand
03:27Now put your left hand here
03:29Please take off your hat
03:33Raise your right hand
03:35Now put your left hand here
03:37Will you please take off your hat?
03:43Raise your right hand
03:46Now put your left hand here
03:48Take off your hat
03:51Raise your right hand
03:52Will you get rid of that hat?
03:56Raise your right hand
04:01Raise your right hand
04:02Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth
04:04Old truth and nothing but the truth?
04:05Huh?
04:07Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth
04:09Old truth and nothing but the truth?
04:10Are you trying to give me the double talk?
04:13Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth
04:14Old truth and nothing but the truth?
04:17Why don't you answer him?
04:19He's talking big Latin
04:20I don't know what he's saying
04:21He's asking you if you swear
04:23No, but I know all the words
04:25He's asking you if you'll swear to tell the truth
04:28Truth is stranger than fiction
04:30Judgey Wuddy
04:34Kindly address this court as your honor
04:37And take the oath
04:39Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth
04:41Old truth and nothing but the truth?
04:43Certainly
04:43What have I got to lose?
04:44Take the stand
04:46Where did I put it?
04:48No, no
04:49Take the stand
04:51I got it
04:52Now what will I do with it?
04:57Sit down
05:09You're in the court
05:10Not in Clancy's pool room
05:11Sit down
05:12I'm a victim of circumstance
05:14Who are you hitting?
05:15I'm your god
05:17Be quiet
05:21Proceed with the case
05:25Were you in the Black Bottom Café
05:27On the night of February the 13th?
05:29Certainly
05:31Did you at that time
05:32See the defendant
05:33Miss Gale Tempest
05:34In any way, shape or form
05:36Commit or try to commit
05:37Bodily harm
05:38To the deceased
05:39Kirk Robin
05:40I object to your honor
05:41Counselor's trying to lead to witness
05:42Objection to stay
05:46Mr. Howard
05:47Did you see Miss Gale Tempest
05:49In physical fight
05:51With Kirk Robin?
05:52If it pleases the court
05:53May I suggest that counsel
05:54Be instructed to allow the witness
05:56To testify to what he saw
05:59I say, Jasper
06:00What comes after 75?
06:0176
06:02That's the spirit
06:06Request granted
06:08Proceed with the testimony
06:10Mr. Howard
06:11Kindly tell the court
06:12What you know about
06:13The murder of Kirk Robin
06:14Well, it was like this, Mr. Court
06:15Address the judge as your honor
06:17Well, it was like this, my honor
06:19Your honor, not my honor
06:21Why?
06:23Don't you like him?
06:24Allow the witness to proceed
06:26The court understands him
06:28Thanks, Court
06:29You're a pal
06:31Well, me and my pals
06:33We're musicians
06:33We were tearing up
06:34Some hot swing music
06:35In the orchestra
06:37Gayle over there
06:37Was swinging the fans
06:39A sweetie, Kirk Robin
06:40Was inhaling a bottle of hooch
06:42At a table
06:43And a hoofer by the name of Buck Wing
06:45Was getting ready to shake his tootsies
06:48Kindly speak English
06:49And drop the vernacular
06:52Vernacular?
06:53That's a doibee
06:54Drop the vernacular
06:57No, no, not that
06:58Talk so the jury can understand
07:00Is everybody dumb?
07:02Say, Judgey
07:03If you let me, my partner
07:05And Gailey
07:05Kind of act it out for you
07:06We'll show you just what happened
07:08If counsel doesn't object
07:10That's an excellent idea
07:11No objections
07:12No objections
07:12No objections
07:16Okay, Gailey
08:10BEEPING
08:40It's a Ursula.
09:00It's time to fight you, Tarantula, shot five holes in a divot.
09:06Get out of here.
09:07Go on.
09:11I'll sue you for this.
09:13Oh, superstitious, eh?
09:15Oh, vice I kid.
09:16Gentlemen, you must control your killing instincts.
09:20Proceed to the testimony, please.
09:22Proceed.
09:23Oh!
09:24Oh!
09:41That was sure hot, Moe.
09:48Hey, Larry.
09:50Listen.
10:09You got it.
10:12Please omit the rest of the entertainment and continue.
10:16Now, Galey's dance was over.
10:18I stuck my head in the office door,
10:20and I saw Kirk Robin and Buck Wing arguing over by the parrot cage.
10:24What were they arguing about?
10:25I don't know, but Buck Wing was sizzling like a hot hamburger.
10:28He grabs Kirk by the neck like that, see?
10:30And drags him over to the letterpress, see?
10:34Then he smacks him on the head like that.
10:37Then he pokes his coconut into the letterpress, see, like that.
10:40Then he says, I'll squeeze the cider out of your Adam's apple.
10:43Then he gives him the works like this.
10:47Then he keeps turning.
10:49And twisting.
11:08What's the matter?
11:08You want to kill me?
11:10Why, it's preposterous.
11:11When the police broke into the office,
11:13they found this woman, the defendant, Gail Tentus,
11:15bending over the body of a murdered man with a revolver clutching in her hand,
11:19which only goes to prove that my client is innocent.
11:21Innocent?
11:22Exactly, and I'll prove it.
11:24Ladies and gentlemen,
11:25the action of this pistol is so hard,
11:28it would take the strength of a mule to pull the trigger.
11:32Try it.
11:33I'm no mule.
11:34No, your ears are too short.
11:36You saw my mule.
11:38Pull the trigger.
11:41Never fear, it's not loaded.
11:54How could Gail Tentus' frail little finger
11:57pull the rusty trigger of that instrument of destruction?
12:01See, there was nothing in it.
12:09Broad Lane, 9972.
12:13After five o'clock.
12:18It's stuck in me!
12:20What's the fault?
12:24What'd you do with my button here?
12:26Give me that gun!
12:28What happened?
12:28Why would that gun have me?
12:30What happened?
12:30What happened?
12:34Every man for himself, Rose.
12:35Here, take it, take it.
12:36Ah, there you are, boss.
12:37You was called to be a witness, wasn't you?
12:39Certainly.
12:40So was you.
12:40What are you butting in for?
12:42You're supposed to be a good one, aren't you?
12:43Well, ain't I?
12:44Now, what are you disturbing the court for?
12:50Get going.
12:52Get going.
13:06Stop chewing that gum.
13:08Fight me.
13:17Will you throw that gum away?
13:20Look, I got rid of it.
13:29Wait a minute.
13:30Hold still.
13:31I'll get it.
13:32Ow!
13:33Ow, my nose!
13:38Woo!
13:39Woo!
13:40Ah!
13:43Ah!
13:44Hey, you're in the court, not in the woods, Tarzan.
13:47Cut it out.
13:48Oh, come on.
13:51Order in this court.
13:55Find the letter.
13:56Find the letter.
13:59What does this parrot mean by find the letter?
14:02There's a whole pile of letters there.
14:04Must be here.
14:08Look, there's a note tied to the parrot's foot.
14:12Come on, Polly, Polly, Polly, Polly.
14:13Come on, Polly, Polly, Polly.
14:14Come on, Polly, Polly, Polly.
14:16Come on.
14:17Ouch!
14:18Look out.
14:19Here it comes.
14:21Get him.
14:22Whoa!
14:23It's terrible.
14:28Hey.
14:35Oh, my Stradivarius.
14:37Oh, my beautiful Stradivarius.
14:40Grab your ear.
14:41Come on.
14:42Oh, oh!
14:48Oh, my God.
14:49Oh, my God.
14:49Find the letter.
14:51Find the letter.
14:52How do we get him now?
14:53Let's get some salt and put it on his tail.
14:54That's no way to get a parrot.
14:55You've got to wet his feathers so he can't fly.
14:57Oh, don't do nothing until you get it from me.
14:59Come on.
15:00Give me a hand.
15:03Wait a minute.
15:04Hold it.
15:05What do you mean?
15:10I object, Your Honor.
15:11Please proceed.
15:12This cartwheel.
15:15Oh, what's the idea?
15:26Oh, what's the idea?
15:27Give me that hole.
15:29You look at your eyes.
15:31What?
15:32What?
15:33We've got to get that parrot.
15:34Hey, you.
15:39Oh, what?
15:44Shut that off.
15:45Wait a minute.
15:46I'll have to tell you nothing.
15:51Give me that.
15:51I got it.
15:53Got it?
15:55Get this.
15:56Who killed Kirk Robin?
15:58I killed Kirk Robin.
15:59And that was my little bow and arrow.
16:01Don't try to find me as I'm shuffling off the buffalo.
16:03Signed, Buckwing.
16:05Hooray!
16:06Hooray!
16:07Hooray!
16:08Hooray!
16:09Hooray!
16:10Hooray!
16:11Hooray!
16:12Hooray!
16:12Hooray!
16:12Wait a minute.
16:13Wait a minute.
16:13Wait a minute.
16:14Just a second now.
16:17Now, ready?
16:19Hold it.
16:22Hold it.
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