Bill Denny has no idea that the cute Welsh terrier who has followed him home is sought by all of gangland. Who will be bumbling Bill's undoing--the gangsters, the cops, or his suspicious mother-in-law?
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00:00:26Behave Yourself
00:00:28When we're apart
00:00:30Just lock your heart
00:00:32And save yourself
00:00:33For me
00:00:37Behave Yourself
00:00:39When you're away
00:00:40Recall the day
00:00:42You gave yourself
00:00:44To me
00:00:46The world is full of dangers
00:00:49Be careful when you run
00:00:51And don't take candy
00:00:54From strangers
00:00:54If you want sweetness
00:00:56Come on back home
00:00:57Enslave yourself
00:00:59To no one new
00:01:01Remember to behave yourself
00:01:04For don't you see
00:01:07If you behave yourself
00:01:09Then you can come down off the shelf
00:01:12And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:16There's no Shomping
00:01:29Here we go
00:01:47The End
00:02:13The End
00:02:58Hey, Buster
00:03:01Mr. Jonas
00:03:04will call for this
00:03:07Thank you, sir
00:03:22Hey, mister
00:03:23My name's Jonas
00:03:24Got a message for me?
00:03:25Yes, sir
00:03:33The dog is trained
00:03:35Walk him on
00:03:36Worcester Boulevard
00:03:37Dog?
00:03:59Come on, Mutt, this way
00:04:01What are you trying to do?
00:04:02Trip me up?
00:04:02I thought you were supposed to be trained
00:04:04Stay right there
00:04:09Give me no trouble
00:04:10Stay right there
00:04:21That's mine
00:04:24Well?
00:04:25I got
00:04:27A baggage check
00:04:28Did you claim it?
00:04:29Certainly I claimed it
00:04:30Well, what was it?
00:04:31A dog
00:04:32A what?
00:04:34And a note
00:04:39It says the dog
00:04:40Is trained to lead us
00:04:42To them
00:04:42A dog?
00:04:45You mean a dog?
00:04:47A four-legged animal?
00:04:49Well
00:04:50We're selling
00:04:52They're buying
00:05:20Hello?
00:05:21Hiya, honey
00:05:23Oh, hello, darling
00:05:24Pick up anything for you?
00:05:26Milk, butter, gin?
00:05:28No, not a thing
00:05:28Uh
00:05:29Isn't this a day?
00:05:32It's been such a day
00:05:34All day today
00:05:38It's a historic day
00:05:39He's forgotten
00:05:41Naturally
00:05:42Mother
00:05:42Like all men
00:05:44Only worse
00:05:44I've never seen a man yet
00:05:46Who ever thought of anybody
00:05:47But himself
00:05:50Now, Bill Dan
00:05:50You hear me and hear me good
00:05:52You know what day
00:05:53This is today
00:05:56Tuesday, he says
00:05:57Tuesday
00:05:58What happened
00:05:59Two years ago
00:06:00May 18th
00:06:01What happened
00:06:02Two years ago
00:06:03On May the 18th?
00:06:04I got married
00:06:04Two years on May 18th
00:06:06That's what happened
00:06:07Oh
00:06:08Oh
00:06:09Why'd you have to mention it?
00:06:11Now you're spoiled it all
00:06:12Oh
00:06:13I'm sorry, darling
00:06:15It's not that I want anything
00:06:17It's mother
00:06:18You know what she's always saying
00:06:20Well, what kind of a heel am I?
00:06:23Would I forget my own wedding anniversary?
00:06:26It's just I had it all picked out a week ago
00:06:28Um
00:06:28Is it a Cadillac?
00:06:31No
00:06:31It's
00:06:32Not a caddy convertible
00:06:35Hey
00:06:36Hey
00:06:36Hey
00:06:37This is my anniversary too
00:06:40What'd you get from me?
00:06:42I'm wearing it
00:06:46Um
00:06:46Uh
00:06:47The neckline might be
00:06:48You know
00:06:50Sort of kind of low
00:06:52You got the furniture for it, baby
00:06:54Well, thank you, dear
00:06:55Now
00:06:56Now
00:06:56Don't leave my present in the cab
00:06:58Like you did last year
00:06:59And
00:07:00Um
00:07:01Bill
00:07:01I got a bottle of champagne on ice
00:07:05For just the two of us
00:07:06Oh
00:07:07Be right there
00:07:36Hold it
00:07:37The dog got away
00:07:39Get in, you idiot
00:07:40Get in that dog
00:08:08You better go home to Mama Fooch
00:08:11Go on
00:08:33May I help you, sir?
00:08:35Yes
00:08:36I'd like something nice for a lady
00:08:38Something special
00:08:44Charming little number
00:08:45Only $29.95
00:08:46And the lace is all handmade
00:08:48Oh
00:08:49Yes
00:08:51It's for my wife
00:08:54We're married
00:08:56She's about
00:08:57Well
00:09:00She's got the kind of shape the world should be in
00:09:03That's about right
00:09:04I'll take it
00:09:05Gift wrap, please
00:09:05Do you have a card?
00:09:07Right over there, sir
00:09:08Thank you
00:09:18Thank you
00:09:35Everything satisfactory, sir?
00:09:39That dog
00:09:42Your dog did it
00:09:43What dog?
00:09:46Where did he come from?
00:09:48He came in with you
00:09:49Have you any idea how much damage he's done?
00:09:52Hey, what is this?
00:09:54He's not my dog
00:09:55This doesn't even begin to pay for us
00:09:56Hey, you're crazy
00:09:57I never saw this dog before in my life
00:09:59Is it my fault
00:10:00Is it my fault if he...
00:10:01Oh
00:10:02Oh, don't
00:10:03No
00:10:03Please
00:10:04You know you don't belong to me
00:10:14Why don't you go home?
00:10:31I had this nightgown, see?
00:10:33All gift wrapped
00:10:34Under my arm
00:10:35And I was crossing the street
00:10:36A pretty big crowd
00:10:38Oh, and some stranger knocked the package out of my arm
00:10:41And before I could pick it up
00:10:42Some idiot kicked it
00:10:43And it kicked it right down the sewer
00:10:45Down the sewer
00:10:47Uh-huh
00:10:47A likely story
00:10:50Will you stay out of this?
00:10:52Please, mother
00:10:56Oh, believe it or not, Katie
00:10:58This is how it happened
00:10:59I was in this store, see?
00:11:02That aunt
00:11:02I just bought this beautiful black nightgown for you
00:11:04And it went some strange dog
00:11:06Believe me
00:11:07A total stranger
00:11:31Oh, hi, honey
00:11:33Hello, mother
00:11:34Oh, look, honey
00:11:37Before you jumped out, he concludes
00:11:38Oh, you wonderful, adorable thing
00:11:41You know what?
00:11:44Sweet, sweet
00:11:45Oh
00:11:48Oh
00:11:50Happy anniversary, Bill
00:11:53Oh
00:11:55Bill
00:11:57Oh, you darling
00:12:04Such a little dog
00:12:19Have another one
00:12:20All right
00:12:21But
00:12:27You know what this stuff does to me
00:12:29Yeah
00:12:31But I trust you
00:12:32But I trust you
00:12:33Oh
00:12:33Well
00:12:34Shh
00:12:35Mother
00:12:39First we have to wait out that bunch of free feeders and drinkers
00:12:42Mostly your mother's friends
00:12:44And on our anniversary
00:12:46Then we have to wait half the night until she goes to bed
00:12:49It's like before we were married
00:12:51When all we had was my jalopy
00:12:53Oh
00:12:54Wasn't that something that jalopy
00:12:58I'm sorry, darling
00:12:59Someday we
00:13:00Oh, you've been saying someday
00:13:01Every day for two years now
00:13:02Now we're still living in her house
00:13:05In five minutes we could find a place of our own
00:13:08But
00:13:09I can't just up and leave her
00:13:11All alone
00:13:12After all, she is my mother
00:13:15Look
00:13:17Let's find us a place
00:13:18An extra place
00:13:21Who we could sneak off to once in a while
00:13:23And
00:13:24Oh
00:13:25Oh, baby
00:13:27We can afford a place of our own
00:13:31I'm doing pretty good now
00:13:33I'll do better
00:13:36And better
00:13:37But we can't
00:13:38When two people get married, honey
00:13:40It's because they want to be together
00:13:42But we're together
00:13:44We couldn't be together
00:13:46Oh, what's the difference where we're together
00:13:49Here or somewhere else
00:13:50So long as we're together
00:13:52Oh, I know
00:13:53But I
00:14:19Oh, I know
00:14:20Oh, I know
00:15:01Oh, look at him, isn't he cute?
00:15:16Oh, look at him, he wants to play.
00:15:21Well, I want to sleep.
00:15:23Now, beat it.
00:15:24Your bed's downstairs.
00:15:26Go ahead, throw it.
00:15:27I'll throw him.
00:15:29Oh, Bill, after all, he's only a pup, a baby, practically.
00:15:33He wants to get acquainted.
00:15:35Well, I want to...
00:15:38At 3 a.m.?
00:15:45He, uh, he is only a pup.
00:16:01Come on.
00:16:04Come on.
00:16:18Go get it.
00:16:26Come on.
00:16:26Come on.
00:16:28Come on.
00:16:30Now, look.
00:16:31I got to get to work in the morning.
00:16:34You sleep in the kitchen, down below, under the stove.
00:16:42Be reasonable.
00:16:49You sleep in the kitchen, down below, under the stove.
00:16:55You sleep in the kitchen, down below, under the stove.
00:17:10Oh, the poor thing's trembling.
00:17:14Oh, what's the matter, baby?
00:17:17Oh, we're not going to leave you alone tonight.
00:17:20Not for a single minute.
00:17:49Oh, we're not going to leave you alone tonight.
00:17:52I suppose a dog had come by.
00:17:55What are you getting mad?
00:17:56For just a few seconds, I closed my eyes.
00:17:59You know that in wartime you could get shot for a thing like that?
00:18:02Listen to who's talking yet.
00:18:04Did I sleep in a soft bed like you all night?
00:18:06No.
00:18:07I stood here all night watching.
00:18:09Think anything's gone wrong?
00:18:11Most likely they're waiting for a lot of people to be around before they make the contact.
00:18:15That figures.
00:18:17Where's the nearest gas station?
00:18:20Six blocks down.
00:18:21Six blocks?
00:18:23You watch till I get back.
00:19:06Go away.
00:19:07Beat it.
00:19:08Go away.
00:19:25Go away.
00:19:28Go away.
00:19:36Donna Gopher.
00:19:44You must belong to somebody.
00:19:49Lost Welch Terrier.
00:19:51Uh-huh.
00:19:53My child cried all night.
00:19:54A finder please return.
00:19:56Reward, Hollywood 96852.
00:20:05Yeah.
00:20:07Yes?
00:20:08Yes, you have?
00:20:11Hold it.
00:20:12I can't hear.
00:20:14Shh.
00:20:15Oh, my poor baby's crying her eyes out.
00:20:19You see, your dog followed me home last night and...
00:20:23Well, this may sound crazy to you,
00:20:25but my wife thinks it's an anniversary present.
00:20:28Oh, I couldn't tell her that it wasn't because her mother...
00:20:32My mother-in-law.
00:20:34Well, you know how mother-in-laws are.
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Oh, when will you bring...
00:20:40Stop hitting him.
00:20:41We've got the dog.
00:20:47I had a hunch you was on the square all the time.
00:20:50I had a hunch you were on the way.
00:21:15myself. Then I can tell my wife
00:21:17the dog ran away or something and get her another one.
00:21:20See?
00:21:23It's silly, isn't it?
00:21:24Not at all.
00:21:25And I'll reward you.
00:21:26There'll be no question about a reward.
00:21:29After all, children and dogs.
00:21:31I was a kid myself.
00:21:33I'll get him to you as soon as I can.
00:21:35Sometime today. Certainly, Mr. Jonas.
00:21:391655 North Citrus Road.
00:21:41Goodbye.
00:21:46Oh, good morning, Mother.
00:21:49What's got you up and about so early?
00:21:51Someone had to clean up.
00:21:52Your friends.
00:21:54Someone had to get breakfast.
00:21:56Oh, you needn't bother. I can get my own.
00:21:58For the dog.
00:21:59Naturally.
00:22:08Here, doggie.
00:22:09Nice doggie.
00:22:11Good breakfast.
00:22:15Archie.
00:22:17His name is Archie.
00:22:19A cake named him that.
00:22:21Last night.
00:22:26Hey.
00:22:27Go on.
00:22:29Fine thing.
00:22:30Feeding him raw bacon.
00:22:31I did not feed it to him.
00:22:33He stole it.
00:22:33You deliberately put it where he could get it.
00:22:35Do you want to make him vicious?
00:22:37I deliberately did not deliberately anything of a kind.
00:22:40Don't you raise your voice to me.
00:22:42This is my house.
00:22:43Let me remind you.
00:22:46Ow.
00:22:47Hot.
00:22:48Huh?
00:22:49What's going on down there?
00:22:51Your husband is feeding the dog.
00:22:53I am not feeding the dog.
00:22:55Raw bacon.
00:22:56He fed him a whole hot pot.
00:22:58I did not.
00:22:58He stole it.
00:22:59Raw bacon.
00:23:00That's ridiculous.
00:23:01I never...
00:23:02He'll get worms.
00:23:05Oh, thank you, darling.
00:23:07You ought to know better than to give a little dog raw bacon.
00:23:10Exactly what I said.
00:23:11It'll make him vicious.
00:23:12Oh, his nose does seem a little hot.
00:23:14He's hot all over.
00:23:16I'd better take him to a vet for distemper shots or whatever kind of shots you ought to have.
00:23:22After all, what do we know about him for sure?
00:23:24Oh, I'll take him.
00:23:25But do you really think he's ill?
00:23:27Oh, no.
00:23:27Just to make sure.
00:23:28I think that's wise.
00:23:32Stay off my side.
00:23:34Bill.
00:23:35He's my gift to you.
00:23:36It is my responsibility.
00:23:38No, he's my responsibility.
00:23:39Besides, Archie and I ought to start getting acquainted.
00:23:42Yeah, but don't you think I'd better walk him around the block, maybe?
00:23:45And now?
00:23:46Never mind.
00:23:47I'll take him out when I go shopping.
00:23:48I don't mind at all.
00:23:50I'll take him.
00:23:59Who are you looking for, mister?
00:24:01Mr. Jones.
00:24:01Seat floor, 21A.
00:24:18Yes?
00:24:18Oh, Jonas?
00:24:20Not yet.
00:24:22But he called to get...
00:24:23As soon as he delivers, bring the dog here.
00:24:26Said he was having trouble getting the mud away from his wife.
00:24:28He wants to stop by and explain.
00:24:32You better get back here.
00:24:34Oh, you're making problems out of nothing.
00:24:38Well, it's easy for you to laugh.
00:24:41How do I know I wasn't following?
00:24:42How do I know this guy isn't some foolish...
00:24:49Slight complication.
00:24:50Nothing to worry about.
00:24:53I use your fat head.
00:24:55He's only holding out for more.
00:24:57Double the reward, triple it.
00:24:59When he delivers the dog, kick him downstairs.
00:25:02Hello?
00:25:03Hello, Jonas?
00:25:04Sorry.
00:25:05Wrong number.
00:25:33Right way, dear.
00:25:35We own this one, of course.
00:25:37He's yours.
00:25:38But she promised me I could walk him tonight.
00:25:41Walk who?
00:25:42Archie.
00:25:43She said that I...
00:25:44Archie, Ozie.
00:25:44The dog.
00:25:46I am sorry.
00:25:47She named him that.
00:25:48My wife.
00:25:50That is, she named him Archie.
00:25:51Because, naturally, under the circumstances, we didn't know his real name.
00:25:54Who's?
00:25:54Archie's.
00:25:55I mean your dog's.
00:25:56Oh, Archie.
00:25:58Well, I'll get Archie to you without fail tonight.
00:26:01Tell my wife you ran away or something and get her another dog.
00:26:03What?
00:26:03Oh, what's the matter with Archie?
00:26:05Well, absolutely nothing.
00:26:07A great little fellow.
00:26:08But, naturally, if he belongs to you, it's...
00:26:11He's yours.
00:26:11Oh, no, that's very kind of you.
00:26:13Enjoy.
00:26:13Well, what about your child?
00:26:15Now, you said over the phone she was crying her eyes out.
00:26:16She stopped.
00:26:17Anyway, it's the wrong dog.
00:26:19It's the wrong dog.
00:26:20But how can you tell without...
00:26:22Screwball.
00:26:25Odd fellow.
00:26:32Operator.
00:26:33I want a policeman.
00:26:35Yes, sir.
00:26:41Police complaint board.
00:26:42Sergeant O'Neill.
00:26:43I want a report of murder.
00:26:46Yeah?
00:26:46Yes.
00:26:47Who did it?
00:26:48Oh, I did it.
00:26:49All by me's cell.
00:26:51Who's this?
00:26:52Where's the body?
00:26:53Is this a gang, mister?
00:26:54What's your name?
00:26:55Where do you live?
00:26:55Give me the address.
00:26:56Hey, Russell, trace this call.
00:26:59Now, don't hang up.
00:27:00Now, shut up.
00:27:01Don't go away.
00:27:02Stay right where you are.
00:27:04Put on the line, Russell.
00:27:05Hurry it up.
00:27:05I can't hold him forever.
00:27:11Take it easy, mister.
00:27:13Keep calm.
00:27:14Don't do a thing.
00:27:15Just sit there.
00:27:16Right where you are.
00:27:17Don't go away.
00:27:20Cops.
00:27:21Maybe if they trip over you, they'll find you.
00:27:40Maybe.
00:27:46You got it, Russell?
00:27:491655 North Citrus Road.
00:27:51Come.
00:28:00Come.
00:28:02Let's go.
00:28:13Let's go.
00:28:14Let's go.
00:28:15Let's go.
00:28:18Let's go.
00:28:20Let's go.
00:28:30Let's go.
00:28:31Let's go.
00:28:43Let's go.
00:28:44Let's go.
00:28:52Let's go.
00:29:21Let's go.
00:29:23Let's go.
00:29:26Let's go.
00:29:29Let's go.
00:29:32Let's go.
00:29:33Let's go.
00:29:43Let's go.
00:29:47Let's go.
00:29:49Let's go.
00:30:01Let's go.
00:30:08Let's go.
00:30:11Let's go.
00:30:18Let's go.
00:30:24Let's go.
00:30:34Let's go.
00:30:37Let's go.
00:30:39Let's go.
00:30:40Let's go.
00:30:49Let's go.
00:30:51Let's go.
00:30:51Let's go.
00:30:55Let's go.
00:30:56Let's go.
00:31:13Let's go.
00:31:15Let's go.
00:31:18Let's go.
00:31:20Let's go.
00:31:22Let's go.
00:31:40Let's go.
00:31:43Let's go.
00:31:46Let's go.
00:31:51Let's go.
00:31:52Those are not quail, you dope.
00:32:06Two blocks north.
00:32:08Allendale.
00:32:10Oh, you hunter, you.
00:32:15Lady, hey, hey, lady.
00:32:24Nothing yet?
00:32:25The dog was here with the girl.
00:32:27Well.
00:32:27Yeah, and what a day.
00:32:29All right, all right, so what happened?
00:32:30Before I could get to her, she ran away in a taxi.
00:32:34You sure this was the right dog?
00:32:36I didn't.
00:32:37What a day.
00:32:40So where does she figure this day?
00:32:42I've been turning her over in my mind.
00:32:45And I figured...
00:32:46All right, spare me what you figure, please.
00:32:50Maybe they were just testing this?
00:32:52Could be.
00:32:53Uh-huh.
00:32:54In that case, they'll be back, so you wait here.
00:32:56Why me? Why not you?
00:32:58Because this dog was your idea, you genius.
00:33:02Hey, we're partners.
00:33:05Partners should be fine.
00:33:08Tongue, I'll ride.
00:33:11But I don't like tongue.
00:33:16Meet me only with thy eyes, and I shall bet you it's fine.
00:33:31Hi.
00:33:34Uh, sorry I'm late.
00:33:36What a day.
00:33:38Tough, huh?
00:33:39Uh-huh.
00:33:40What are you two boys just cooked up?
00:33:44glued to your desk, huh?
00:33:45From the minute I got in.
00:33:48Never stirred out.
00:33:50Never you stirred.
00:33:52I say, what is this?
00:33:53A pearl?
00:33:54Where else would I be if not in my office?
00:33:56Where else in D?
00:33:59Then why couldn't I get you there?
00:34:01Six times I phoned between 2 and 5.30.
00:34:03Where were you?
00:34:04Now, look here.
00:34:05I...
00:34:09Stay right there.
00:34:10I'll get back to you.
00:34:16Yes?
00:34:17Mr. Denny.
00:34:18Is he home?
00:34:19Who is it?
00:34:21Yes.
00:34:22What's wrong?
00:34:24The police.
00:34:24The police.
00:34:26They want you.
00:34:28Me?
00:34:36Mr. Denny?
00:34:37Yes?
00:34:37You know him, Mr. Jonas?
00:34:39Jonas?
00:34:40No.
00:34:41Oh, yes.
00:34:42You don't know any Mr. Jonas.
00:34:43Well, I don't really know him.
00:34:44I met him for the first time today.
00:34:46At his apartment?
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:48What did you say him about?
00:34:49Well, about a...
00:34:50About what, Denny?
00:34:52This yours?
00:34:53Yes, I gave it to him.
00:34:54That checks.
00:34:56We found it in his hand.
00:34:58He's dead.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00Murdered.
00:35:01Murdered?
00:35:02Murdered?
00:35:03You're mixed up in a murder.
00:35:05I knew someday you...
00:35:07Murdered!
00:35:08What does she know, Denny?
00:35:10How do I know what she knows?
00:35:11She knows everything.
00:35:14She's my mother-in-law.
00:35:16Yeah.
00:35:17I've had a couple myself.
00:35:19Bill, what is it all about?
00:35:20All right, ladies, all right.
00:35:23Leave us have a word with Mr. Denny.
00:35:25Alone.
00:35:29Thank you, Don.
00:35:29Oh, poor Mr. Jonas.
00:35:31Such a nice fellow.
00:35:33So generous.
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:35Give me his last bullet in the back.
00:35:38All right, Denny.
00:35:39Well...
00:35:42About a dog.
00:35:43Jonas lost a dog.
00:35:45I found one.
00:35:46This one.
00:35:47He followed me home and...
00:35:49Well, sort of became an anniversary present.
00:35:52For my wife.
00:35:53But for the love of Mike, don't tell her that.
00:35:55Her mother never let me hear the end of it.
00:35:57Sounds fishy to me.
00:35:58Fishy about it.
00:36:00Look, it's simple.
00:36:01Jonas put an ad in the paper.
00:36:02I thought this was him.
00:36:04So I called him to tell him I'd have him back
00:36:05just as soon as I could take him for a walk.
00:36:07Who?
00:36:08Jonas?
00:36:08Nature.
00:36:09No.
00:36:10The dog.
00:36:10This one.
00:36:11Jonas' dog.
00:36:12Only he's not Jonas' dog.
00:36:14But here, let me show you.
00:36:15Was it this morning's post?
00:36:16Probably the internet's television.
00:36:17Okay, let's go.
00:36:18Yeah, let's go.
00:36:19Come on.
00:36:20Wait a minute.
00:36:21Katie!
00:36:23Come on.
00:36:24Katie!
00:36:26Come on.
00:36:27It's in the paper.
00:36:28Never mind.
00:36:30Oh, my God.
00:36:31I told you.
00:36:31I told you.
00:36:32I told you.
00:36:33When did I take him?
00:36:35If you'll give me a chance, I'll try to explain.
00:36:38You bring him back here.
00:36:39You can't take him away.
00:36:41Want to bet?
00:36:47Yep.
00:36:49It's Gilly we want all right.
00:36:51Here.
00:36:52Take a good look at this innocent push.
00:36:56He's wanted in every country you can name.
00:36:58And some you can't.
00:36:59Last heard from, he was in the can in Paris.
00:37:01The feds want him and I want him.
00:37:03Now get out and bring him in.
00:37:05You too, old Rappaport.
00:37:08What's the matter with you two?
00:37:10Why can't you listen?
00:37:11What is this?
00:37:12Another irate taxpayer?
00:37:13This is the one who left his card on Jonas.
00:37:16All right.
00:37:16Come on.
00:37:16Beat it.
00:37:17Get the lead out.
00:37:18Go on, will you?
00:37:18You in charge here?
00:37:19At your service.
00:37:21Well, what kind of a department do you run anyway?
00:37:23I tried to explain to these two Cossacks.
00:37:25I found a dog.
00:37:26Let me show you.
00:37:27Just because I tried to return it, they arrest you.
00:37:33Here it is.
00:37:33Welsh Terrier.
00:37:34Exactly like the dog I found.
00:37:36Just because some fellow got murdered, there's no excuse for...
00:37:38We don't want him.
00:37:39Show the citizen out.
00:37:40My child cried all night.
00:37:42Find her.
00:37:42Please return.
00:37:43Reward.
00:37:43Drexel Tower.
00:37:44Drexel Towers?
00:38:10I've told you and told you, but no, you wouldn't listen.
00:38:15Will you stop it, Mother?
00:38:17He didn't murder anyone.
00:38:19How do you know?
00:38:19It's likely called.
00:38:21They hold all murderers incommunicado.
00:38:23That's why.
00:38:24Please, Mother.
00:38:25Please.
00:38:26Oh, I'll brain him.
00:38:29I'll kill him.
00:38:30I'll absolutely crush every bone in his head.
00:38:34Bye.
00:38:35Oh, there you are.
00:38:37Are you all right?
00:38:38What is it?
00:38:38Why didn't you phone?
00:38:40I've been trying to get that idiotic lawyer all evening.
00:38:42Oh, are you guilty?
00:38:43What did you do?
00:38:44Tell me!
00:38:45Hey, hold it, will you?
00:38:47Tell me everything.
00:38:49Why did you do it?
00:38:50Oh, darling.
00:38:51I'll try and understand.
00:38:53Take it easy.
00:38:54It wasn't anything I tell you.
00:38:56Nothing at all.
00:38:58Nothing at all?
00:39:00Nothing he says.
00:39:02So, what did they want with you?
00:39:04Who was this man who was murdered?
00:39:06I don't know.
00:39:07Somebody I met for a minute.
00:39:09Why'd they drag you away?
00:39:11Because I met him and talked to him for a minute.
00:39:13I meet a lot of people.
00:39:15Routine checkup.
00:39:16Man murdered.
00:39:17They usually ask questions.
00:39:18And you are involved.
00:39:20Mother.
00:39:20Naturally.
00:39:21I murder somebody every day.
00:39:23Hmm.
00:39:29What's with her?
00:39:31She hoped she was going to a hanging.
00:39:33Yours.
00:39:35Just the same.
00:39:36I ought to flail you to your welcome rings.
00:39:47Um, by the way, Mother's leaving.
00:39:52Three chairs.
00:39:53Florida?
00:39:54Only for the evening.
00:39:56A modern art lecture.
00:39:58Oh.
00:40:00Oh, well.
00:40:01Two chairs for modern art.
00:40:09Archie needs a walk.
00:40:12Hey.
00:40:16When's Mother going?
00:40:18In about, uh, 15 minutes.
00:40:20Back in 16.
00:40:26Bill!
00:40:30Bill!
00:40:32Don't talk to anybody.
00:40:44A little more on the ears, Kitty.
00:40:46And on the right front paw.
00:40:57Oh.
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00I think we matched the description pretty accurately.
00:41:03What about sex?
00:41:05Sex?
00:41:06Ah, the furs of youth.
00:41:08I mean, is this dog the right sex?
00:41:11Oh, uh.
00:41:13Well, they don't mention which.
00:41:14But this one will do fine.
00:41:16All I need is an animal to get me in to see who our friends are.
00:41:22Mr. Newme is obviously one of them.
00:41:31Uh, no.
00:41:32You remain here, Gilly.
00:41:34In case your screwball friend answers our ad.
00:41:39What if he answers this one?
00:41:41Newme's.
00:41:42In that case, I shall be there to welcome him.
00:41:46Come along, Doggy.
00:41:48Ah!
00:41:58Thank you, Charles.
00:42:02Harbour Drive, number seven.
00:42:27Aar
00:42:27Thank you, Charles.
00:42:27What if he does?
00:42:32To be the one who is asked to give you a invitation,
00:42:38I will maybe to pay you for a moment.
00:42:38Come along, Meg.
00:42:38Get out of the way.
00:42:39Thank you, Peter.
00:42:41Come along, Peggy.
00:42:44Do you want him?
00:42:44Come on?
00:42:44Get out of the way.
00:42:45Come on.
00:42:45Come on, Greg.
00:42:46I will.
00:42:46Come on, Greg.
00:42:46Come on.
00:42:47Let's go.
00:43:22Penthouse.
00:43:45Hello?
00:43:51Anybody home?
00:43:59Oh, you know you're home, huh?
00:44:14I beg your pardon, sir.
00:44:16I hope I'm not disturbing you.
00:44:21I knocked.
00:44:23The door was open, so I came in.
00:44:30It's about your advertisement for the dog you lost.
00:44:42Why, it's Mr. Jonas.
00:44:43Yes.
00:44:46But you're supposed to be...
00:44:51...dead.
00:44:57My hat is funny.
00:45:17Archie!
00:45:18Archie!
00:45:20Find out!
00:45:22Find out!
00:45:24Find out!
00:45:25Find out!
00:45:45Find out!
00:45:47hello police no mrs. Denny nothing new but it's after two so it's after two so
00:46:00maybe he's been a little delayed why don't you just go back to bed
00:46:07mother I'm scared there now he's probably only on a bender
00:46:24what did I tell you
00:46:30and just where have you been all this time you were going to be back in 16 minutes I took
00:46:38a walk
00:46:38you took a walk I walked for hours trying to think walking in your condition you couldn't
00:46:46you phone if you suddenly decided to have a roll in the gutter oh look at you oh please honey
00:46:51not
00:46:52now I I'm upset you're upset what about me expecting the phone to ring any minute and
00:47:00have the police tell me they found your body body there say la femme I always say where's he been
00:47:07and who is she not that he'll tell you anything with a big fat lie I've never seen the man
00:47:13go away
00:47:17well I'm going to be spoken to like that by my own daughter in my own house how sharper than
00:47:27a
00:47:28serpent's tooth I'm sorry I blew up darling I know with her around all the time it's murder for murder
00:47:40it's not that it's not that it's what is it is anything wrong are you sober oh no I mean
00:47:48certainly
00:47:48I'm sober do I look drunk yes but I don't suppose a little hair off the same dog will make
00:47:55much
00:47:55difference look Katie there's something I gotta tell you about Archie you're feverish your head's hot
00:48:03oh Archie's hot very hot he's the hottest dog in town he's stolen and once more
00:48:13what's he doing here I thought I lost him oh he's not lost or even stolen he came back all
00:48:20by himself
00:48:20and on time now where were you not now I'm gonna take him for a minute you'd never make it
00:48:28to the
00:48:28corner you're going to bed you've got a lot of explaining later later I tell you we gotta get
00:48:33rid of him right away now he's the kiss of death get rid of Archie of course since the dogs
00:48:40are
00:48:40witness to what you've been up to all night if Archie could only talk if he only could
00:48:56twice Mr. Jones you've been murdered twice
00:49:01yes
00:49:01yes
00:49:03yes
00:49:03yes
00:49:04yes
00:49:05yes
00:49:06yes
00:49:10yes
00:49:13yes
00:49:15yes
00:49:24yes
00:49:47all nice and comfy aren't you you like it here Archie
00:49:52yes
00:49:54yes
00:49:54yes
00:50:21yeah
00:50:22Forty-nine a pound, nice juicy lamb chop.
00:50:34And then there it is, it's all yours.
00:50:39What's the matter, boy?
00:50:42Don't you trust old Bill?
00:50:47See, it's right out here.
00:50:57Open up, open this door.
00:51:05Wait, just you wait till I get my hands on you.
00:51:29Oh, it's you, O'Hara.
00:51:30Well, I see you're home again, Mr. Denny.
00:51:33Yeah, the door blocked me.
00:51:35I mean I got locked out.
00:51:36The door swung closed.
00:51:38I'll go in through the window.
00:51:40Here, give me a hand.
00:51:43Why didn't you ring the bell?
00:51:44I didn't want to wake them.
00:51:46If I didn't have any consideration for others, don't you suppose I would have rung the bell?
00:51:50Oh, sure, certainly, Mr. Denny.
00:51:51Good night, O'Hara.
00:51:52Good night.
00:51:53Good night.
00:52:054-1-0-4, O'Hara reporting in.
00:52:08Nothing.
00:52:09Oh!
00:52:11On that man missing, Lurk.
00:52:13Name of Denny.
00:52:14Yeah, that's him.
00:52:16Well, he's not missing anymore.
00:52:19Good night.
00:52:20Good night.
00:52:36Hello.
00:52:38Who?
00:52:40Just a minute.
00:52:42Darling.
00:52:43Darling, wake up.
00:52:45Yeah?
00:52:45It's for you.
00:52:47I'll find time of night.
00:52:49Hello.
00:52:52Yes.
00:52:56Yes, I know.
00:53:00Who was it?
00:53:01The police.
00:53:03Tell me you've been found.
00:53:10Now, how in the world did they know?
00:53:15I did it.
00:53:16Don't sound like it, O'Neal.
00:53:18Well, I don't know, Captain.
00:53:20If it's him on the phone, it don't sound like he did.
00:53:23He was more kind of sassy-like.
00:53:25Try it again, O'Denny, and be sassy.
00:53:28I will not.
00:53:30And my name is not O'Denny.
00:53:32It's Denny.
00:53:33Denny?
00:53:34No O?
00:53:35No.
00:53:36O.
00:53:37Get back to your division.
00:53:39Yes, sir.
00:53:39Now, see here.
00:53:41If I killed Jonas and walked in here on my own free will to tell you I found his body,
00:53:45wouldn't I be crazy?
00:53:46The only reason you're not in a straitjacket right now is on account of we don't have one handy.
00:53:51In all my 34 years on the force, I never heard of any stiff getting knocked off twice.
00:53:56And in two different places.
00:54:00Homicide, O'Ryan.
00:54:03Homicide, O'Ryan.
00:54:06You sure?
00:54:10It's Gilly the blade.
00:54:12Now then, O'Denny.
00:54:14Maybe you're not as crazy as you seem.
00:54:16The body you said we'd find is there, all right.
00:54:18Only it's not Jonas.
00:54:20I tell you it is.
00:54:21I was as close to him as I am to you.
00:54:23I'd know him anywhere.
00:54:25It was Jonas in that bathtub with the extra hole in his head.
00:54:28We've had Jonas on ice in the morgue ever since.
00:54:30Is that him?
00:54:32Yes.
00:54:33Poor fellow.
00:54:35What about this one?
00:54:37I never saw him before.
00:54:38This one's Jonas.
00:54:40The first one was Gilly the blade, the same one we just found dead.
00:54:44Now, as I see it, Gilly must have killed Jonas just before you got to Jonas' apartment.
00:54:49Now do you understand?
00:54:51He...
00:54:52He might have murdered me, too.
00:54:55An oversight.
00:54:56He caught him like that.
00:54:59You want to tell us now how come you went to the Drexel Towers and found Gilly?
00:55:03What did you want to see him about?
00:55:05About a dog.
00:55:06I told you.
00:55:08Just like I went to Jonas' apartment.
00:55:10The ad in the paper, then the other one.
00:55:13This one.
00:55:14Don't give me that daffy taffy pole again.
00:55:17All you have to do is read it.
00:55:18If you can read.
00:55:22Large cat, large bracelet, large dog, dark ears, dark saddle.
00:55:27But that's it.
00:55:28Dark right front core.
00:55:31Mr. Newby.
00:55:32Seaman's Hotel.
00:55:33Huh?
00:55:34What's a fleabag like a Seaman's Hotel got to do with the Drexel Towers?
00:55:38Oh.
00:55:40Oh, my.
00:55:42Better get to this Seaman's Hotel.
00:55:45If I found a body at the Drexel Towers through this ad, maybe this one.
00:55:53Come on.
00:55:55You two are there, everybody.
00:55:56Come on.
00:55:58Come on.
00:55:59Don't show me.
00:55:59I'll take it easy.
00:56:00Will you?
00:56:00Come on.
00:56:14Hey, you in here, Newby.
00:56:16No?
00:56:16No?
00:56:19No?
00:56:22No?
00:56:23No?
00:56:25No?
00:56:31No?
00:56:34Yes, Mr. Newby.
00:56:37Now, that's what I call a charmingly furnished room.
00:56:42The dog followed me home.
00:56:44My wife thought I'd bought an anniversary present.
00:56:47I didn't tell her the truth, figuring I'd return the dog,
00:56:50tell her it ran away, buy her another one.
00:56:53Well, the first ad was Jonas, and he's dead.
00:56:57Then this ghillie, the one I thought was Jonas.
00:56:59His ad, he's dead.
00:57:04Now these other two, oh, where will it all end?
00:57:07I don't know. Seen any more ads?
00:57:09Now then, O'Denny, who's this gnomey here with Fat Freddy?
00:57:13I tell you, I don't know.
00:57:15Probably all in it together.
00:57:17Had her falling out, and ghillie knocked Jonas off.
00:57:20Then Jonas, I mean Fat Freddy, knocked ghillie off to even the score.
00:57:24So ghillie turns right around and knocks...
00:57:27But who did for Fat Freddy and his foreigner?
00:57:30I'm O'Denny. I mean Denny.
00:57:31You. Who's this gnomey?
00:57:34What do you know about him?
00:57:36Nothing, honest.
00:57:37He checked in three or four days ago off a tramp ship.
00:57:40Anybody visit him?
00:57:41Yeah.
00:57:41Who?
00:57:42Him.
00:57:47Now what?
00:57:48Full across the hall, said he heard an argument,
00:57:49and then two quick shots.
00:57:52Two shots.
00:57:53Two bodies.
00:57:54Sounds like a reliable witness for once.
00:57:56What else?
00:57:57Then he said he saw two guys come in.
00:57:59Two different guys.
00:58:01After the shots.
00:58:02Well, why didn't he report it?
00:58:04Figured it was normal for here.
00:58:06What about two other men?
00:58:08Yeah, yeah.
00:58:08There's two fellas, but they only stayed a minute.
00:58:11Know them?
00:58:11No.
00:58:12The dog.
00:58:13What about that dog?
00:58:14Archie?
00:58:15Who's Archie?
00:58:16The dog.
00:58:17Oh, he couldn't have done it.
00:58:19When he wasn't with me, he was with my wife.
00:58:21There's a connection.
00:58:22There's got to be.
00:58:23That's what I've been telling you.
00:58:25The dog is hot.
00:58:27He's the kiss of death.
00:58:28He's...
00:58:29Oh, my.
00:58:30My wife.
00:58:32My Katie.
00:58:33She's in danger.
00:58:34They'll kill her, too.
00:58:35Let me out of here.
00:58:35Ah, so.
00:58:37Your wife's in this, too.
00:58:38Are you nuts?
00:58:39She's probably out with him now, walking.
00:58:41With who?
00:58:41Archie.
00:58:42Aha.
00:58:43Who's Archie?
00:58:44Oh, the dog.
00:58:46Archie's the dog's name.
00:58:48Please, she's with him.
00:58:49They'll kill her, too.
00:58:50Like they killed all he does.
00:59:15Oh, gee, if you dare, I'll throw your nice, fresh bones away.
00:59:18Oh, gee, if you dare, I'll throw your nice, fresh bones away.
00:59:24Okay, baby.
00:59:26Hey.
00:59:27Hey.
00:59:27See here, you?
00:59:29Archie.
00:59:30Archie.
00:59:31Hey.
00:59:32The dog.
00:59:42Catch.
00:59:43Oh, you got it, huh?
00:59:54what's this bones but who's what are you trying to pull come on start talking and talk fast i don't
01:00:03know right honest that's the stuff she had on her i bring it right here you don't think i pull
01:00:11anything do you son of a pal
01:00:23if one hair of her head's been injured i'll have your hairs heads hides and that idiot orion's too
01:00:30take it easy mr dennis she'll be back there she is
01:00:39katie oh i need one they've got her too now where is she where is she what have you done
01:00:46with you
01:00:46you know what about my wife my wife why my wife come on come on the rain wants to question
01:00:53this dog
01:00:53i mean we're taking him in see
01:00:59hi mother what are you doing come on let's go
01:01:11see anything just plain dog all we could find was a couple of fleas
01:01:15get that mud out of here here he's yours say he's not mine i don't want him i don't want
01:01:21him
01:01:22either see your wife wants him he's her anniversary present
01:01:29i don't want him i don't want him i don't want him i don't want him i don't want him
01:01:39you all right honey oh certainly darling where are you calling from oh that's right mother told me
01:01:44you're in jail and guess what we're rich filthy dirty rich huh you sound funny are you sure you're
01:01:53all right oh never better never richer bill don't say a word stand on your rights we can afford the
01:02:00best lawyer there is i know you couldn't have done whatever it is you did come on come on let's
01:02:05count
01:02:05it again so much for you
01:02:25you're sure that'll hold him
01:02:29pay me when you pick him up here you'll need this receipt
01:02:35cold like ice two dollars a day you want him bathed or clipped so it's getting cold
01:02:43they hate that don't they
01:02:46yes
01:02:49do both
01:02:51all day i'm melting over our hot stove
01:02:56believe me she's got a long ways to melt
01:03:02you
01:03:02shut up you flea bitten mutt
01:03:28Why should I?
01:03:29Why should I give it to the police?
01:03:30It's not theirs.
01:03:31It's mine.
01:03:32The man gave it all to me.
01:03:33He gave it to me personally.
01:03:34He must have wanted me to have it if he wanted the police to have it and have given it
01:03:37to them.
01:03:38Would you?
01:03:38But, baby.
01:03:39Probably one of these eccentrices like he's seen in the movies has more money than he knows what to do
01:03:42with, so he gave some to me.
01:03:44Share them all.
01:03:45Make money circulate and all like that.
01:03:46Is that what he said?
01:03:48No.
01:03:48Anyway, I gave it to me and I want to keep it.
01:03:50But you can't keep it, Katie.
01:03:52Why can't she?
01:03:53If the man gave it to her, he wanted her to have it.
01:03:55We've just been all through that argument.
01:03:57You never gave her $100,000.
01:03:59You never gave her anything but a headache.
01:04:01Let's see here, Mother.
01:04:02Please, Mother, don't pick on him.
01:04:03Come on, let's all go out and spend some of it.
01:04:06Him that spends what isn't his and gives it back or goes to...
01:04:11Bill!
01:04:13Is that a way to treat money?
01:04:18Ah, even if it was yours, you couldn't spend it.
01:04:22Not this money.
01:04:23It is mine, and why can't I?
01:04:25Because it's counterfeit.
01:04:26What?
01:04:27Counterfeit.
01:04:28Phony.
01:04:28Oh, baby, these are as phony as mother's false teeth.
01:04:31Uh, I mean, uh, anybody's mother's false teeth.
01:04:34Look.
01:04:35Look at that smudge on Lincoln's beard.
01:04:37Look at that 20.
01:04:38Notice anything odd about Andrew Jackson?
01:04:40Now look carefully.
01:04:42At his nose.
01:04:44It's running!
01:04:46And don't you say so.
01:04:48He's got a cold.
01:04:49Oh, I don't get it.
01:04:51Why would the man give it to me if it's no good?
01:04:54Why would any eccentric, rich, millionaire, deliberately fool a trusting, unsuspecting girl he doesn't even know?
01:05:00That's what makes him eccentric.
01:05:04Bring him in.
01:05:06This is my wife.
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:09Uh, darling, uh, tell him.
01:05:10Oh, yes, I was wife.
01:05:11Congratulations.
01:05:12No, I mean about this money.
01:05:14Oh.
01:05:16A man gave it to me.
01:05:18What man?
01:05:19A man I never set eyes on before.
01:05:21My husband says it's all counterfeit.
01:05:25I can see it's phony, lady.
01:05:27Any idiot, even the blind one could tell.
01:05:29Now look, old Denny.
01:05:31We specialize in murder here.
01:05:33Homicide and all like that.
01:05:35Why don't you take this to the proper authorities?
01:05:37Because I'm convinced this has some connection with these murders.
01:05:40And so has the dog.
01:05:41Oh, no.
01:05:42Dog, what dog?
01:05:43No, Archie.
01:05:43I wouldn't put anything past that dog.
01:05:45What in the world are you talking about?
01:05:47Will you kindly shut up and not interrupt?
01:05:49I will not shut up and you keep still when I'm interrupting.
01:05:52Can you tell me what he's raving about?
01:05:54I wouldn't presume.
01:05:55Well, can anyone?
01:05:57Just how could my little dog know anything about this counterfeit money?
01:06:00Will you please let me explain?
01:06:02Go ahead.
01:06:03Explain.
01:06:05I'm listening.
01:06:07Well, it all began when I...
01:06:09Hey.
01:06:11Go ahead.
01:06:12Go on.
01:06:13Go ahead.
01:06:15We've brought him the money.
01:06:16Let's go home now, dear.
01:06:17Oh, Mrs. O'Denny.
01:06:19Are you under the impression that your husband purchased that dog for you as an anniversary present?
01:06:25Of course I am.
01:06:26Certainly he did.
01:06:27Darling, let's...
01:06:28According to your husband's testimony, he did no such thing.
01:06:33He says, your husband says, that he, the dog, followed him, your husband, home.
01:06:39He, the dog, was lost or something.
01:06:42He forgot it was your anniversary.
01:06:44Your husband forgot.
01:06:47Not the dog.
01:06:48Never.
01:06:49I never forgot.
01:06:51What's he talking about?
01:06:52Bill, is this true?
01:06:56But I didn't forget.
01:06:58Look, I tried to tell you last night that I...
01:07:00But the anniversary card was in Archie's mouth.
01:07:03And it said, happy anniversary, darling.
01:07:06And it was in Archie's hand...
01:07:07It was in your handwriting.
01:07:09Archie picked it up after I wrote it to put it in the box with the nightgown I bought.
01:07:14Nightgown?
01:07:14What nightgown?
01:07:15For you.
01:07:16I bought it for you.
01:07:17You didn't buy me any nightgown?
01:07:19Sure I did.
01:07:20As I started to.
01:07:22Then Archie broke the showcase.
01:07:23In the store.
01:07:24I met out the card.
01:07:25You've been acting very strange lately.
01:07:26I'll take him home now.
01:07:28Do that lady and keep him there.
01:07:31Why'd that man give her the money?
01:07:33Why'd he pick her to serve a briefcase for her on if it wasn't because she was with that dog?
01:07:37Why was Jonas killed?
01:07:38That nice...
01:07:39That Mr. Gilly, too.
01:07:41What about those other two men murdered in that hotel?
01:07:43Why?
01:07:43On account of that dog?
01:07:44I tell you, that dog knows plenty.
01:07:46Oh, what nonsense.
01:07:48Now Archie's a murderer.
01:07:49Honey, calm yourself.
01:07:51We'll go home now.
01:07:52Can I have Archie, too, please?
01:07:53He's got him.
01:07:56He's lost.
01:07:57Lost?
01:07:57He ran away.
01:07:58Archie, he never.
01:07:59I'll tell you he did.
01:08:00Why would he when he adores us?
01:08:01He ran away, and then we're lucky he's gone.
01:08:03You've done something to him.
01:08:05Oh, don't you understand?
01:08:06That dog's responsible for...
01:08:07You get him back.
01:08:08I'll get you another dog.
01:08:10Archie!
01:08:12Or else.
01:08:16Copper.
01:08:18I'll get you a bigger one!
01:08:20I want Archie!
01:08:21And now come back here.
01:08:23Get him!
01:08:30Nighty night!
01:08:35Well, you finally learned how to handle him.
01:08:40My own wife!
01:08:41My own flesh and blood!
01:08:54Shut up, you mutt!
01:09:09Oh, no!
01:09:10Miss Catherine Denny live here?
01:09:12No, they moved.
01:09:13I seen her ad.
01:09:13It sounded like this.
01:09:14Here's her dog.
01:09:15Some guy boarded it with me.
01:09:16A shifty-looking character he was.
01:09:20Say!
01:09:21Ain't you him?
01:09:22No.
01:09:23Sure you're him!
01:09:24I don't get it!
01:09:28Archie!
01:09:29That's all.
01:09:30Frank's just the same.
01:09:31Just a minute, mister.
01:09:32You trying to put me out of my reward?
01:09:34I'm sorry!
01:09:38Six bucks.
01:09:39That's a reward?
01:09:41What about his cage and board?
01:09:42I stuffed him and warmed him.
01:09:44And he bit me.
01:09:45Why may a bell mail you a check?
01:09:47Hey, lady, what's this guy pull?
01:09:48Oh.
01:09:51Here.
01:09:53There.
01:09:55Twenty bucks.
01:10:00Hey!
01:10:01No news!
01:10:03It's a phony!
01:10:10More like it.
01:10:12Good night.
01:10:22Oh, darling, darling.
01:10:24Huh?
01:10:25Oh, you big mallet head, you.
01:10:34Oh.
01:10:36I couldn't take another night of money snoring.
01:10:38I couldn't take another night of money snoring.
01:10:50Reward?
01:10:51That man, just now day him.
01:10:53He said you advertised.
01:10:54So?
01:10:55I'll cancel the ad in a little while.
01:10:57Okay, Katie, I got...
01:10:58Oh, come on, darling.
01:10:59Then I'll be away for hours.
01:11:01Dymetics tonight.
01:11:01We've got the whole house all to ourselves.
01:11:07Oh, no.
01:11:08What's with you?
01:11:09Some lover.
01:11:10Look, Katie, let's go for a walk or something.
01:11:12It's a wonderful night of big moons, stars.
01:11:14It's raining now.
01:11:16Oh, well, let's go to the movies.
01:11:17It's a terrific picture.
01:11:18You want to go to a movie now?
01:11:20Sure, why not?
01:11:21Bill, Danny, what are you doing?
01:11:23I've got my nightgown on.
01:11:25It's adorable.
01:11:26What's the matter with you?
01:11:28Oh, company.
01:11:35This hot?
01:11:36Yeah.
01:11:39Okay, lady, leave us having.
01:11:41What do you want?
01:11:42Fix that.
01:11:43Who are you?
01:11:44Never mind.
01:11:45That's the man who gave me the money.
01:11:46Yeah.
01:11:47Sit down.
01:11:48Huh?
01:11:49You heard me.
01:11:52Sit down.
01:11:53If you don't mind.
01:11:55No, stay here.
01:11:56This is our house.
01:11:57Shut up, lady.
01:11:59Shut up.
01:11:59And go get it.
01:12:01Yes, darling.
01:12:01Shut up.
01:12:03Are you going to just sit here and let these two, I don't know what, treat us like this
01:12:07in our own house?
01:12:08Yes, darling.
01:12:09I'm going to just sit right here.
01:12:10Very quietly.
01:12:11He's smart, lady.
01:12:13Be like him.
01:12:14He's a coward.
01:12:15Yes, sir.
01:12:16I certainly am.
01:12:17Always take ether to get my hair cut.
01:12:21You say!
01:12:22Are you going to have this?
01:12:23Yes, dear.
01:12:24Get it, lady.
01:12:25Get it to us quick.
01:12:26Then we brought it to the police.
01:12:27Police?
01:12:28Yes, police.
01:12:29And even if we can't...
01:12:30Stop coursing around.
01:12:31I ain't got no time for no gas.
01:12:37Hey, it's me, you dumb mother.
01:12:38It's me.
01:12:40Hey.
01:12:40Get out, Chief.
01:12:41Get out.
01:12:42Hey, tax.
01:12:43Get out.
01:12:44Come on.
01:12:44Ow.
01:12:46Not me.
01:12:47That's all in the house, Dale.
01:12:51Oh.
01:12:51Oh.
01:12:53You killed Archie.
01:12:55My Archie.
01:12:56Oh, you better.
01:12:57Now, go get it.
01:12:59I tell you, we brought the money to the police.
01:13:02A hundred Gs?
01:13:04You mean, you give the cops a hundred Gs?
01:13:06Yes.
01:13:07And it was no good.
01:13:09Any idiot, even a blind one, could tell that money was phony.
01:13:13Phony?
01:13:15You mean I passed a hundred Gs in a quid?
01:13:17No, no, she's stalling next to David's life.
01:13:20Oh, yes.
01:13:20You asked Mr. O'Brien.
01:13:22He's in the homicide department where they have murders and things.
01:13:24The money bank.
01:13:25Well, I got...
01:13:26The money bank.
01:13:28I got 99 years in a deep freeze.
01:13:34Maybe life I should live so long.
01:13:36No, don't be a joke.
01:13:37Max, it's safe.
01:13:38The money's safe.
01:13:39I figured that we could have the money and the stuff, too.
01:13:42Oh, that's neat, huh?
01:13:43Ha!
01:13:44You don't...
01:13:45You don't think that I would double-cross a pal, do you, Max?
01:13:49Yeah!
01:14:00Katie!
01:14:01Oh, my Katie!
01:14:04Oh, my Katie!
01:14:10Two more?
01:14:11Yes.
01:14:12Not counting my wife and Archie.
01:14:16You know, the dog.
01:14:18You mean to say you...
01:14:19Be right over.
01:14:21Go!
01:14:23Go!
01:14:43My, they're fast!
01:14:48Good evening, sir.
01:14:49Mrs. Catherine Denny at home?
01:14:51You're not the police.
01:14:52This advertisement for a lost dog.
01:14:54Oh, there he is.
01:14:57You can take him.
01:14:58Welcome.
01:14:59Oh, a party, huh?
01:15:01Strangers to me.
01:15:03They shot each other.
01:15:06That's my wife.
01:15:08I had to come.
01:15:10Where's that money?
01:15:11Them guys must have had it on.
01:15:12That hurt.
01:15:13Quickly, quickly.
01:15:14The money, please.
01:15:15Come on, come on.
01:15:15We can't wait all night.
01:15:17Don't...
01:15:22Get me out of here quick enough and funny.
01:15:25The fire escape.
01:15:31Open your mouth and you're dead.
01:15:35The other one.
01:15:41I'll be covering you from our...
01:15:56Oh, Rappaport, look around upstairs.
01:16:03Yeah, who are they?
01:16:05Well, a nice assortment.
01:16:07Never mind her.
01:16:09Hey, oh, Denny.
01:16:11Oh, Denny.
01:16:12You know who you got here?
01:16:14Don't tell me.
01:16:16There's a fortune in rewards.
01:16:17About five grand apiece.
01:16:19You'll find five more grand out that window.
01:16:28It's moving.
01:16:30Bring them out.
01:16:31Help me sort these.
01:16:34Peek the pusher.
01:16:35You got Max the umbrella, short weight Bert, and now peek the pusher no less.
01:16:40It's a clean up.
01:16:41How did you do it?
01:16:51Oh, Katie.
01:16:53Oh, my Katie.
01:16:55Oh, no.
01:17:08I knew it.
01:17:11He's murdered, lad.
01:17:13If I told her once, I could kill her.
01:17:19Mr. Denny finally rounded up the entire gang.
01:17:22Furthermore, as a result of the daring, unarmed, and single-handed capture by the fearless Mr. O'Denny,
01:17:28the gang of Couterson is also apprehended.
01:17:31Numerous rewards have been posted for the app.
01:17:33We've heard it all nine times.
01:17:36Oh, and do we get a reward for the counterfeiters, too?
01:17:39Sure.
01:17:42Oh, boy.
01:17:42Am I going to pay an income tax this year?
01:17:46Oh, well.
01:17:48These two are the ones that put me in a higher bracket.
01:17:51Okay, eat your chops, you hero, you.
01:17:53What chops?
01:17:55Oh, you've eaten them already.
01:18:00I didn't even see them.
01:18:01Well, certainly you did.
01:18:02Two line, I have chops.
01:18:03Now eat your vegetables.
01:18:04What are you talking?
01:18:06Come on.
01:18:15Oh, isn't that cute?
01:18:17No.
01:18:18Oh, never mind, dear.
01:18:19I've got a lovely steak for Archie in the icebox.
01:18:21I'll fix it for you.
01:18:22What?
01:18:23It'll only take a minute.
01:18:25Ouch.
01:18:26Oh, no, you...
01:18:31Ow!
01:18:32Ow!
01:18:33Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:36Ow!
01:18:36Ow!
01:18:37Ow!
01:18:39What's come over you?
01:18:40No!
01:18:45What happened, Kate?
01:18:47Build it, Archie!
01:18:54And why shouldn't he?
01:18:57In his own house?
01:19:13Behave yourself when we're apart, just lock your heart and save yourself for me.
01:19:23The world is full of danger, be careful when you're wrong, and don't take candy from strangers.
01:19:31If you want to eat, come on back home.
01:19:34Enslave yourself to no one new.
01:19:38Remember to behave yourself, for don't you see?
01:19:44If you behave yourself, then you can come down off the shelf and do your misbehaving with me.
01:19:55Be...
01:19:56Go ahead.
01:19:56You
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