00:02Not again!
00:06Shhh! It's okay! But you need to go to sleep! The other smiling critters need their rest, not to mention
00:12me!
00:13Ugh! Can you be quiet? Or at least take him somewhere else!
00:17Sorry, sorry! Let's go for a walk, Junior!
00:21Go to sleep, little guy. Maybe this will help.
00:26Oh right, immune. Just like your old man. I'd be so proud of you if I wasn't so tired.
00:32Wait a minute! That's what I need! Someone else like me who can help raise you!
00:43Okay, here goes nothing!
00:53H-hello?
00:55Hello, my dear! Wow, you're stunning!
00:59Hello to you too, handsome! Who are you?
01:03I am Catnap, and you are...
01:07Mrs. Catnap! I see now! I'm your wife! And who is that lovely little baby?
01:16Why, it's our son!
01:20Wow! I've been around only for a few seconds, and I've already got the most beautiful family!
01:27It's what you deserve, honey. Only the best for my beloved.
01:31Well, now that we have a baby, we need to make sure we have a few things.
01:36We'll need a litter box, formula, steady income, crib, toys...
01:41Technically, he is a toy.
01:43You're right, honey. And it's my job to provide for us.
01:46And the first step to doing that is buying us a house!
01:50What's this? Catnap wants to move out of play care? This is excellent!
01:55With Catnap gone, I can finally attack those horrible, smiling critters!
01:59And make a buck or two in the process!
02:06Now, how does one find a house?
02:09Hello! I can help you with that!
02:12Hmm, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?
02:16Um, perhaps you've seen my commercials? I'm a world-famous real estate agent!
02:21Yes, that's right. And I'm here to help you invest in a new property. Right this way!
02:26Honey, this is wonderful! Let's go with the nice man!
02:31Oh my god, it's...
02:34It's perfect!
02:35I had a feeling you'd like it. It's almost like it was made for you.
02:39Honey, what do you think?
02:41We'll take it!
02:42But we haven't even looked inside!
02:44Sold!
02:49Oh wow! Uh, are we sure we can afford that, dear?
02:55Um...
02:58Right.
02:59Well then, sweetheart, I think you'll have to get a job.
03:02Yes, don't worry about the payment for now. I'll send you a bill in a week.
03:06And every week after until death or the end of time.
03:09Now if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to. Toodles!
03:16Well, honey, shall we?
03:21It's, um, quite something.
03:24Sure is.
03:27Well, would you look at the time. I think I better start that job search.
03:31But wait!
03:33Looks like it's just you and me, baby.
03:37What the? What's going on?
03:41Hey!
03:43What is that thing?
03:45Attention, smiling critters!
03:47Catnap is gone.
03:48Catnap is gone.
03:49You have no one left to protect you now.
03:51He's gone?
03:52Welcome to...
03:53Playcares New Order.
03:55You are now my workers.
03:57And together, we will build something beautiful.
04:01I'll never help you!
04:05Catnap, where are you?
04:09I got a job!
04:11That's amazing!
04:13Doing what?
04:15I'm an accountant.
04:16Whatever that means.
04:18Is this for me?
04:20Thank you, sweetheart.
04:22My working boy needs his supper!
04:25Mwah!
04:29Honey...
04:30Can you get that?
04:32Sorry, gotta be up early for accounting stuff.
04:38Fine.
04:44Enjoy your time with Junior.
04:46I gotta go bring home the bacon.
04:48Goodbye, sweetheart!
04:50We're going to have a good day, aren't we?
04:54Ugh!
04:55Seems like it's someone's litter box time!
04:59Come on!
05:00Litter box time!
05:04Okay...
05:05So...
05:06Litter box trading is going to be harder than I thought.
05:09Open up!
05:10Here comes the plane!
05:16That wasn't very nice!
05:18It's almost five!
05:20I better start cooking!
05:24This is harder than I thought it would be!
05:27Honey, I'm home!
05:29Hi, honey!
05:30Do you mind helping me with the baby?
05:32Uh, how?
05:34Feed him or play with him or something?
05:37Oh, got it!
05:42That's not playing, honey!
05:44I'm tired!
05:45You get to be at home all day, lucky!
05:48Oh, I don't know what to do with your father sometimes!
05:51I think he's about to say his first word!
05:56Baba!
05:58Dada!
05:59After all this time, and all that work, you say...
06:04Dada!
06:06The boy loves his old man!
06:09I'm the one raising him!
06:11You should put tablet in front of him and ignore both of us!
06:14And you're his favorite?
06:17What do you even do at work?
06:19Wait, don't open that!
06:21Are you kidding me?
06:23Do you even have a job?
06:25Now, don't be mad, okay?
06:27I've been looking honest,
06:29but everyone wants five years' experience and a degree,
06:31and I'm a monster toy cat thing!
06:34You don't understand!
06:36Now look what you've done!
06:38Get out!
06:39Go back to the playcare and think about what you've done!
06:49What happened?
06:51Catnap! You have to help us!
06:53Dog Day, what's going on? What's on your neck?
06:55It's a shock collar!
06:57The CEO is controlling us!
06:59He's making us build toys and weapons for him!
07:02Did this all happen because I wasn't here to protect you?
07:05Oh, I really am a terrible father!
07:09Dog Day!
07:12Don't worry about me!
07:15In there! Go!
07:22I'll take care of this!
07:24You'll be free in no time!
07:30You!
07:35Brute force is no match for my intelligent machinery catnap!
07:38What happened to your little house on the prairie, hmm?
07:41No wife and child here with you!
07:43Fatherhood is...
07:44Harder than expected!
07:46Abandoning them the same way you abandoned Dog Day and the others, I see!
07:50You don't know anything!
07:54These things! They're strong!
07:57Far too strong for just you!
07:59And the smiling critters are no help!
08:00Looks like you're on your own!
08:02Hi-yah!
08:03Hi-yah!
08:04Hi-yah!
08:04Hi-yah!
08:06Huh?
08:11H-honey!
08:12You came to help me!
08:14Of course I did!
08:15Just because I was mad at you doesn't mean I don't love you!
08:18Now!
08:19Let's take these jerks down!
08:22Now!
08:43Let's take these jerks down!
08:48You will suffer just like the rest of the smiling critters!
08:51Honey! Look!
08:52Baby catnap's about to cry!
08:57Stop! Stop now!
09:04He did it!
09:07Hey!
09:08No hard feelings, right?
09:09Say, as a treat, why don't I knock off half your mortgage?
09:12Honey, would you like to do the honors?
09:15No.
09:15I wanna do this together.
09:18Ouch!
09:19Oof!
09:20Oof!
09:20Gah!
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