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00:00:00You
00:00:04Damn
00:00:06Mom and dad are just gone
00:00:09And my aunt steals my house my loser ex ran straight to someone else
00:00:14Why the hell does every bad thing have to happen to me? Why?
00:00:23Damn it
00:00:42What is this take it go meet the one you're destined for
00:00:52Everything they took from you you'll get it all back
00:01:04I
00:01:05The one I'm destined for
00:01:07Bullshit
00:01:09People like me can't even keep their parents alive
00:01:13What miracle am I supposed to get?
00:01:17Well, it's a wine glass anyway
00:01:24It's empty where did my wine go?
00:01:30What the? Am I that drunk? Am I seeing things?
00:01:36Wait, is that blood?
00:01:38Oh my god, it's warm
00:01:49Your majesty our water has been poisoned
00:01:52Our soldiers can barely lift their swords
00:01:56How do we hold the capital?
00:02:28Oh my god, I don't know
00:02:29Oh my god, I don't know
00:02:30Your majesty
00:02:31Germanic forces sent word
00:02:33They'll give us clean water
00:02:35But
00:02:35Say it
00:02:37They said
00:02:38They said
00:02:38If we deliver the king's head
00:02:40Before dawn
00:02:43They'll give the city water
00:02:52No
00:02:53No
00:02:53Absolutely not
00:02:55Tell my people
00:02:56If we find no water by dawn
00:02:59I'll give them my head
00:03:02I'll make the trade
00:03:13I'm seeing things
00:03:15I have to be seeing things
00:03:17My wine
00:03:19Where the hell is it?
00:03:23Oh, so now you're screwing with me too?
00:03:26Fine
00:03:28You wanna drink?
00:03:29Drink the whole damn river!
00:03:38Your majesty
00:03:39We dug everywhere
00:03:41There is no water
00:03:43Thirty days we've been trapped in here
00:03:45No water
00:03:47No food
00:03:49Three hundred thousand enemies waiting outside our walls
00:03:52Is ready to break in
00:03:55And kill us all
00:03:56Your majesty
00:03:57We can't hold it
00:04:00If we stay
00:04:01Every one of us dies
00:04:03Please
00:04:04Give the order to break through
00:04:08Abandon the capital, your majesty
00:04:10Let us break through
00:04:11Abandon it?
00:04:13And let the enemy
00:04:14Kill our wives
00:04:15And children
00:04:17Burn our homes
00:04:18Never! I am the king of Astanaer
00:04:20I will not allow that
00:04:22To save my people
00:04:23Let them have my head
00:04:25To save my people
00:04:25Let them have my head
00:04:28I, Varric
00:04:29King of Astanaer
00:04:31Offer my life
00:04:31Take my head
00:04:32And let my people drink
00:04:44Take my head and let my people drink
00:05:06Am I dreaming? Water! It's water!
00:05:10Am I dreaming? Water! It's water!
00:05:12Your majesty, is this really water? Is it?
00:05:18Yes
00:05:19Yes
00:05:19It's water
00:05:21Sacred water
00:05:23The gods have sent us sacred water
00:05:25We prayed day and night
00:05:27And at last the gods have heard us
00:05:31The gods stand with Astanaer
00:05:40People of Astanaer
00:05:42The gods are with us
00:05:45We will not die of thirst
00:05:47We will not starve
00:05:49And we will not surrender this capital
00:05:54Drink your fill
00:05:55This is what the gods have given us
00:05:58The strength to stand
00:06:00Long live the king!
00:06:01May the gods always stand with Astanaer
00:06:05May the capitals stand forever
00:06:07Victory!
00:06:25Look! The goddess! She has revealed herself!
00:06:29Your majesty, we must burn the sacred bones
00:06:33And give thanks to the god
00:06:35Yes
00:06:37Yes
00:06:39Prepare the offering
00:06:54What the? That weird cup?
00:06:57Oh, so now you're screwing with me too?
00:06:59Fine! You wanna drink?
00:07:01Drink the whole damn river!
00:07:03I literally threw that thing away yesterday
00:07:06Poppy! Where did you get it?
00:07:08Drop it now!
00:07:15That's a man?
00:07:16Broad shoulders, eight pack abs?
00:07:18Oh my god, who is it? A Hollywood star?
00:07:21How did he get hurt so badly?
00:07:29Who's there?
00:07:31Jesus! What is this? It's hot!
00:07:33My favorite rug! Poppy! Don't touch it!
00:07:39First my wine, now Poppy's bone?
00:07:41This cup steals everything!
00:07:43Fine! Try this, you damn cup!
00:07:47You even eat garbage?
00:07:49Okay then, try this expired can
00:07:54Your majesty, the gods gifted us water
00:07:59But our food ran out long ago
00:08:01I'm afraid
00:08:04We won't survive another day
00:08:07I smell meat
00:08:10I'm starving
00:08:18A bone with meat!
00:08:20The gods have answered us again!
00:08:24We can make broth!
00:08:26We're saved!
00:08:30Whoa!
00:08:31Bread! It smells so good
00:08:34And it's so soft way better than the bread nobles eat
00:08:38Wait!
00:08:39There's meat in it too?
00:08:42What is this?
00:08:46I can smell meat
00:08:48It must be food too
00:08:49Let me
00:08:57It's meat
00:08:59The gods, it's minced meat
00:09:01We can make meat stew!
00:09:03No!
00:09:04The gods are merciful
00:09:06First they blessed us with water
00:09:09And now they bless us with food
00:09:14This is their reward for our loyalty to the capital
00:09:26Your majesty, there isn't enough
00:09:30Even stretched into soup, this food won't feed them all
00:09:33Take it
00:09:34I'm not hungry
00:09:36The capital needs you stay strong
00:09:39Your majesty!
00:09:41Are the gods real?
00:09:42My child was only five
00:09:44He starved to death in my arms
00:09:47Where were the gods then?
00:09:48Gods?
00:09:49I blame them too
00:09:51My father died
00:09:52My soldiers died
00:09:54My people died
00:09:55One after another
00:09:56But now
00:09:57They gave us food and water
00:10:00So I choose to believe
00:10:03Merciful gods
00:10:04As the king of Astanir
00:10:06I beg you
00:10:07Send us more food and water
00:10:09I will build you temples and monuments
00:10:11We will honor you for generations
00:10:14Please, do not let our old and our young die in the streets
00:10:20Twelve hundred B.C.E.
00:10:22The kingdom of Astanir has been besieged for a month
00:10:27Water poisoned
00:10:29Food depleted
00:10:31I beg the goddess for another miracle to save my capital
00:10:39The goddess will see your devotion
00:10:42May she protect Astanir
00:10:45May she protect Astanir
00:10:45May she protect Astanir
00:11:10What the hell is going on?
00:11:14I kept you home
00:11:17Why won't you give me a single minute of peace?
00:11:21Don't smoke
00:11:22Are you gonna bring my landlord down here?
00:11:25Stop it!
00:11:26You hear me?
00:11:27Still going?
00:11:28Fine
00:11:29I'll plug you up
00:11:30Let's see you smoke
00:11:34Expired pizza and fried chicken
00:11:37All yours
00:11:38Frozen steak, frozen pasta, all bad anyway
00:11:40Take it
00:11:41Seriously?
00:11:42Still smoking?
00:11:45Beer, sauces, donuts
00:11:47Take everything
00:11:50Smoke one more time
00:11:52And I'm giving you to my heartless aunt
00:11:54I mean it
00:12:01Our prayers worked!
00:12:03The goddess has sent us so much food
00:12:09My gods!
00:12:10What meat is it?
00:12:12This is so good!
00:12:13I could die happy right now
00:12:14Look! It stretches!
00:12:16This is... wine made from grapes?
00:12:19In a glass bottle?
00:12:20The goddess really lives the good life
00:12:23Listen! You trash!
00:12:25We got food from the goddess!
00:12:27A million times better than your scrap!
00:12:30Astanir never falls!
00:12:38Careful!
00:12:40Hurry!
00:12:41Prepare a scroll
00:12:43I will thank the goddess myself
00:12:49Oh no!
00:12:50We didn't light the offering!
00:12:52The goddess may take offense!
00:12:55Now what?
00:13:10Carmi!
00:13:12What?
00:13:14The goddess of the marble
00:13:26Italy costs more than your life. You want money? Your parents died and all of their problems came
00:13:33to me. Problems? Fine. Give back the house my parents left me. Listen. I pay the taxes. I pay
00:13:42the bills. One more word and you're out with nothing.
00:14:18My name is Ella. Grow up and come find me. Barcelona, under the biggest tower by the sea.
00:14:25Wait for me, Ella!
00:14:38Your Majesty, please stop waiting. There's been no sign from the chalice all night. It's on me.
00:14:45I asked for too much. I offended the goddess. Your Majesty, please have this bread. It may be
00:14:52the last food the goddess sends us.
00:14:53No.
00:14:55No.
00:14:57No.
00:15:01No.
00:15:11No.
00:15:13No.
00:15:25Your majesty
00:15:27Your majesty
00:15:29Your majesty, please
00:15:32Kill me
00:15:35My granddaughter is only six
00:15:38Please
00:15:39Let her eat me
00:15:44Live
00:15:45Whatever it takes
00:15:49You live
00:15:51I am a king of nothing
00:15:55Children starve to death
00:15:57Mothers bleed to feed their babies
00:15:59My people eat each other
00:16:01Yet I can't save them
00:16:11Thank you
00:16:13You're real
00:16:15Save my people
00:16:18They're innocent
00:16:20No
00:16:29That dream from over ten years ago
00:16:32Why now?
00:16:35Weird, did I forget something?
00:16:46Again?
00:16:47Enjoy hitting me, huh?
00:16:49Fine
00:16:50Let me see what the hell it is
00:16:57What the?
00:16:58Wait
00:16:59Ancient Rome?
00:17:00This cup is linked to ancient Rome?
00:17:041200 BCE
00:17:06The kingdom of Astanir
00:17:08Besieged by 300,000 Germanic forces
00:17:11Of 200,000 soldiers
00:17:13Only 20,000 left
00:17:15200,000 civilians trapped in the capital
00:17:18Water poisoned
00:17:19Countless people starved to death
00:17:21Mothers bleed to feed babies
00:17:23What?
00:17:24They're eating each other?
00:17:27So this is a chalice
00:17:28It links to the kingdom of Astanir in 1200 BCE
00:17:31But I've never even heard of this place
00:17:56Hello
00:17:57My name is Elena
00:17:58I'm not a goddess
00:18:00Just an ordinary person
00:18:02Feeding a kingdom by myself
00:18:03Is kind of impossible
00:18:04But I'll try to help
00:18:05Tell me
00:18:06What do you need?
00:18:11The goddess has replied to me
00:18:14Her name is Elena
00:18:16Elena is the goddess of Astanid
00:18:17And she's willing to save us
00:18:26My name is Varric
00:18:27We need water
00:18:29Food
00:18:29Anything that helps us to survive
00:18:31Please
00:18:32Save my people in the capital
00:18:41People of Astanir
00:18:43The goddess has promised to save us
00:18:46She needs time to prepare food
00:18:49But water will come tomorrow
00:18:52Praise be to the merciful goddess
00:18:54Your majesty
00:18:55We must offer our most precious tribute to honor her
00:18:58Please
00:18:58Give her everything we have
00:19:00Of course
00:19:01Honor her
00:19:07Water
00:19:08Food
00:19:10Come on, Ella
00:19:11Grab everything you can
00:19:15They'll never starve
00:19:16No more eating each other
00:19:18Shit
00:19:19I'm gonna miss rent
00:19:20And maxing out my cards
00:19:22For people 3000 years in the past
00:19:24If mom and dad were here
00:19:25They'd lose it
00:19:51Holy crap
00:19:53These are
00:19:53Their offerings
00:19:54I'm saved
00:19:55I'm not gonna be homeless
00:19:56It's like some mysterious sponsor
00:19:59Paying my bills
00:20:00Take it
00:20:02Go meet the one you're destined for
00:20:05The one I'm destined for
00:20:08Could it be him?
00:20:09Did I just land a rich and gorgeous king
00:20:12With that body?
00:20:15First things first
00:20:17Pawn shop
00:20:18Let's see how much I can get
00:20:22By now
00:20:23The food should be arriving
00:20:43Eyes front
00:20:45Back to work
00:20:50In Astinir
00:20:51Only husband and wife
00:20:52Exchange such things
00:20:53Has she chosen me?
00:21:11Weird
00:21:12I washed them
00:21:14Where did they go?
00:21:21Ah shit
00:21:22I sent Baric my underwear
00:21:24Just kill me
00:21:30He's gonna see me as a total creep
00:21:37Elena
00:21:39Thank you
00:21:40You saved my people
00:21:44Your majesty
00:21:46Some refugees
00:21:47Are rioting
00:21:49In the city
00:21:51What did you say?
00:21:54Open the gate
00:21:55You get meat
00:21:57But we'll die
00:21:58It's not fair
00:22:07People of Astinir
00:22:08Listen to me
00:22:09300,000 enemies wait outside
00:22:12To defend our home
00:22:13Soldiers eat first
00:22:15Just hold on a little longer
00:22:16More food is coming
00:22:18Believe me
00:22:19I will not give up
00:22:21A single soul in Astinir
00:22:31Liars
00:22:32You only care about your throne
00:22:34Before the city is safe
00:22:36We'll all be dead
00:22:42Your majesty
00:22:44Do we strike?
00:22:51Sir
00:22:52Can you take a look at this?
00:22:54Jesus
00:22:55Such gilding technique
00:22:57A lost one
00:22:58At least 2,000 years old
00:23:00Roman era
00:23:03Astinir
00:23:06What's wrong?
00:23:07Astinir?
00:23:08What, from a movie?
00:23:09There's no such place in history
00:23:11Take your damn prop
00:23:13And get out
00:23:13A prop?
00:23:15Wait
00:23:16Is Varric not real?
00:23:18Professor Kane
00:23:19What brings you here?
00:23:24Finally
00:23:25I found it
00:23:28Mr. Kane
00:23:30It's just a prop
00:23:30Shut up
00:23:31Young lady
00:23:32Do you know what this means?
00:23:34The Empire of Astinir
00:23:36A lost civilization
00:23:39To rival ancient Rome
00:23:40Lasted only 50 years
00:23:42Germanic invaders
00:23:44Burned every written record of it
00:23:45No one believed it had ever existed
00:23:48So?
00:23:49This crown is proof
00:23:51My child
00:23:52Do you have any idea what it's worth?
00:23:575 million euros?
00:23:59500 million pounds
00:24:00500 million pounds?
00:24:03It represents a lost civilization
00:24:06Varric Ishtar
00:24:07Varric Ishtar
00:24:07The final king of Astinir
00:24:09In his youth
00:24:10He studied abroad
00:24:11And witnessed the greatest civilizations
00:24:13Of the Mediterranean
00:24:14Soon after he returned home
00:24:16The old king died in battle
00:24:18300,000 enemies surrounded his capital
00:24:21Varric held them off for three months
00:24:33Rich
00:24:33Rich, powerful, brilliant
00:24:35And that handsome
00:24:35My god
00:24:36Then
00:24:37The capital fell
00:24:39He died for his kingdom
00:24:42Trading his life for everyone in the city
00:24:45Three months?
00:24:46He only has two months left?
00:24:50I studied him all my life
00:24:52He studied in Athens
00:24:54And mastered engineering
00:24:56Military strategy
00:24:57And hydraulics
00:24:59Had he lived another ten years
00:25:00Astinir might have surpassed Rome
00:25:02He will not die
00:25:05What did you say?
00:25:06Nothing
00:25:07Mr. Kane
00:25:08Do you want the crown?
00:25:10Of course
00:25:10500 million
00:25:12Are you willing to part with it?
00:25:14Deal
00:25:16500 million pounds
00:25:18Enough to feed a city
00:25:20But not to defeat his enemies
00:25:27In total
00:25:281.2 billion pounds
00:25:301.2 billion?
00:25:34Two crowns
00:25:351.2 billion pounds
00:25:37Not much for a lost civilization
00:25:39You said it yourself
00:25:39Deal
00:25:41I'm a senior advisor
00:25:42To the Royal Collection Trust
00:25:44And a tenured professor
00:25:45At Cambridge
00:25:46I promise you
00:25:47The 1.2 billion pounds
00:25:48Will be in your account
00:25:49Within three days
00:25:51But I have one request
00:25:52Go ahead
00:25:54Any artifacts from Astinir
00:25:57Bring them to me first
00:25:59It's not for collection
00:26:01But I want the world to know
00:26:03Varick and his kingdom
00:26:05Truly existed
00:26:07I promise
00:26:08You'll see more
00:26:13Money's ready
00:26:14Time to clean out
00:26:15Every grocery store
00:26:16In Barcelona
00:26:20Listen
00:26:20I'll take everything you have
00:26:22All of it
00:26:25Miss
00:26:25Are you joking?
00:26:27Load it up
00:26:40Highest grade
00:26:41Miss
00:26:42One case
00:26:43Of penicillin
00:26:44Could supply an army
00:26:45For six months
00:26:46Add 20 more
00:26:47Antibiotics
00:26:48Tetanus vaccines
00:26:49Fever reducers
00:26:50Every order
00:26:51Double
00:26:55Varick
00:26:56The man
00:26:57I'm destined for
00:26:58Your kingdom
00:27:00Is mine
00:27:00To defend
00:27:01And you're mine
00:27:03To protect
00:27:09Your majesty
00:27:10All food has been sent to the barracks
00:27:14Your majesty
00:27:15We have water
00:27:17Water
00:27:18There's water
00:27:19We can boil roots
00:27:21Bark
00:27:22With water
00:27:23We can live
00:27:24Your majesty
00:27:25The goddess
00:27:26Just sent 300 cases of bread
00:27:28And 500 cases of canned meat
00:27:31Send them to the barracks
00:27:33Make broth
00:27:34With the canned meat
00:27:34In one hour
00:27:35Have the civilians
00:27:36Line up for water
00:27:44Yes
00:27:44Finally got the latest iPhone
00:27:47Forget it
00:27:48I'll send it to Varick
00:27:49He needs it more than I do
00:27:54The goddess says this is an iPhone
00:27:59Hi
00:28:01Does this box have an eye?
00:28:03Oh
00:28:04There it is
00:28:12What?
00:28:12The palace has bread and meat?
00:28:15All going to the barracks?
00:28:17You!
00:28:18Go get water
00:28:22And you
00:28:23Keep your eyes on the palace
00:28:28Are you serious?
00:28:30There really is a goddess
00:28:43The goddess says
00:28:44A wounded soldier eats this
00:28:47And his pain goes away?
00:28:50No way
00:28:51Your majesty
00:28:52I'll try it
00:29:02The pain is gone
00:29:03It works
00:29:05What a miracle
00:29:07Praise the goddess
00:29:08With these
00:29:09With these
00:29:10My soldiers will fear no pain
00:29:11Your majesty
00:29:12This cotton is softer than fresh wool
00:29:15No wonder it came from the goddess
00:29:16What is this?
00:29:17Looks like a metal thorn
00:29:19Is it a weapon?
00:29:20This is
00:29:21Antibiotic?
00:29:22Goddess says
00:29:23You stick it into the body
00:29:24Push the liquid in
00:29:25And it can help terrible wounds heal
00:29:27Stick that into the body
00:29:28Does it work?
00:29:29I trust the goddess
00:29:39He's awake
00:29:40It worked
00:29:51What is all this?
00:29:53Meat, fish, veggies
00:29:55Everything
00:29:56So much food
00:29:58Water
00:29:59Food
00:30:00Medicines
00:30:01We will hold until King Tyrell's reinforcements arrive
00:30:08Your majesty
00:30:09The goddess has blessed us beyond measure
00:30:12We must build her a temple
00:30:13And honor her for generations
00:30:15Yes
00:30:17But
00:30:18I don't know what she looks like
00:30:20Her hair glows brighter than the sun
00:30:23She must be beautiful
00:30:24If only I had a portrait of her
00:30:26Your majesty
00:30:27A letter from King Tyrell
00:30:29King Tyrell
00:30:34He refused to send reinforcements?
00:30:38Astonia is doomed to fall
00:30:41Enough
00:30:43Move the food to the barracks tonight
00:30:45Keep this quiet
00:30:46Yes, your majesty
00:30:49Elena
00:30:51You're all I have now
00:30:53Jesus
00:30:54I'm going to fall apart
00:30:55How much did I send today?
00:30:58A hundred tons?
00:30:59Two hundred?
00:31:00My arms are killing me
00:31:03Varik
00:31:04Do you have enough supplies?
00:31:06Send me a video of your soldiers
00:31:08I need to know they're okay
00:31:10Fed
00:31:10Warm
00:31:11Still standing
00:31:13Whatever you're missing, tell me
00:31:15Anything
00:31:25Your majesty
00:31:26Your majesty
00:31:27A letter from the goddess
00:31:35Elena
00:31:47Praise the goddess
00:31:49Long live the goddess
00:31:50Yeah
00:31:51Praise the goddess
00:31:53Long live
00:32:00Goddess Elena
00:32:01Thank you for the water and food
00:32:03You have given us more than enough
00:32:05You showed me a goddess could be so kind
00:32:07No words could ever repay you
00:32:10All I can offer is the oldest hymn in my kingdom
00:32:13I hope it is worthy of you
00:32:15My light
00:32:17My heart
00:32:18Without you
00:32:19The world falls silent
00:32:20Across the ages
00:32:22I seek you
00:32:23You are mine
00:32:24Forever
00:32:32Will she understand what I mean?
00:32:34What if I offend her?
00:32:36No
00:32:37I should
00:32:38No
00:32:39Damn
00:32:41What do I do?
00:32:42Will she be angry?
00:32:46Or perhaps
00:32:47This is fate
00:32:49How will she answer?
00:33:04Oh my god
00:33:06This guy looks so hot
00:33:15What's this?
00:33:16My light
00:33:18My heart
00:33:19Without you
00:33:20The world falls silent
00:33:22Across the ages
00:33:23I seek you
00:33:24You are mine
00:33:25Forever
00:33:26Wait
00:33:27Is this ancient king
00:33:28Flirting with me?
00:33:30Okay
00:33:30What do I send back?
00:33:34Got it
00:33:45Is this
00:33:46A selfie swap
00:33:48With my online friend?
00:33:55She's even more beautiful than I thought
00:33:57Everyone should behold such beauty
00:34:13Your majesty
00:34:15This
00:34:15Is the goddess?
00:34:17No
00:34:17She is no goddess
00:34:19But I would die for her
00:34:21Why does she look so familiar?
00:34:25Your majesty
00:34:26Bad news
00:34:27Some refugees hit the food convoy
00:34:48Stop
00:34:48All of you
00:34:50Your majesty
00:34:51We know this is the army's food
00:34:53Just kill me
00:34:55Please
00:34:55Please
00:34:56Let my child eat
00:34:57Disarm the ringleaders
00:34:58Take them to the barracks
00:35:00And put them in the army
00:35:01By my decree
00:35:02Every citizen may collect
00:35:04One piece of bread
00:35:05At the palace square
00:35:06Bread
00:35:06We have bread
00:35:08We won't die
00:35:09Take them away
00:35:10All of you
00:35:11Move
00:35:27Thank you
00:35:28Your majesty
00:35:28You saved us
00:35:30Thank you
00:35:31Your majesty
00:35:32Your majesty
00:35:34I had three sons
00:35:35All of them died in the war
00:35:37My granddaughter
00:35:38She's all I have left
00:35:39This ring has been in my family
00:35:41For four generations
00:35:42It isn't worth much
00:35:43But
00:35:44Please take it
00:35:48Please take them
00:35:49Your majesty
00:35:50Please take them
00:35:50Your majesty
00:35:55People of Astinir
00:35:56Listen to me
00:35:57I am not the one who saved you
00:35:58But a lady named Elena
00:36:01I swear
00:36:02Even if Astinir falls today
00:36:04My soul will cross all barriers
00:36:06Find her
00:36:07And thank her
00:36:08Long live Elena
00:36:10Long live Elena
00:36:13Long live Elena
00:36:19Here
00:36:20Drink
00:36:25By the gods
00:36:26This is delicious
00:36:35What the hell is this?
00:36:41My god
00:36:42More
00:36:42More
00:36:43Don't stop
00:36:45Gold
00:36:46And rubies
00:36:47This could buy me a building
00:36:49I'm filthy rich
00:36:54This is heaven
00:36:57Elena
00:36:58My people offered these to you
00:37:00The most precious things they had
00:37:02Oh god
00:37:03This is too much
00:37:05Word spreads fast
00:37:07Once the Germanic forces find out we have food in the capital they will attack
00:37:10I have only 20,000 soldiers left
00:37:13For now we cannot hold off an army of 300,000
00:37:16Now I need large quantities of clay and crushed stone
00:37:19We can reinforce the walls
00:37:21Make them higher and thicker even if they only buy us time
00:37:23We also need iron oars for weapons
00:37:26Ready
00:37:27My soldiers are training hard
00:37:29Preparing for the battle
00:37:31Got it
00:37:32I'm on it now
00:37:33Time for an upgrade
00:37:34Forget the iron ore
00:37:36I'm gonna send steel rebar
00:37:37For the walls
00:37:38Brick, stone, concrete
00:37:40Boom
00:37:40Way stronger
00:37:41Hold on
00:37:42How can I teach them modern construction
00:37:49Take a look
00:37:49This is a divine artifact from the goddess
00:37:52She calls it
00:37:53An
00:37:54I
00:37:55I
00:37:55iPad
00:37:56iPad
00:37:57iPad
00:37:57The
00:37:58This is
00:38:00How to build your city walls
00:38:02Grow crops
00:38:03From zero to hero
00:38:05You can control it by touch
00:38:07Try it
00:38:13It moved
00:38:14No wonder it's a divine artifact
00:38:16We could never make something like this
00:38:18Not in a thousand years
00:38:20How did he get inside this metal box?
00:38:27Sorcery!
00:38:28The goddess trapped the man's soul inside
00:38:31So we could control him
00:38:32Shameless
00:38:33How dare he stand before the goddess dressed like that?
00:38:37Turn it off!
00:38:39Elena
00:38:39This is what you watch every day
00:38:42The iPad can take pictures too
00:38:44Take some time to learn it
00:38:45Then send me photos of your defenses and surroundings
00:38:48So I can see what else you need
00:38:51You can use it to take pictures too
00:38:53Have a try
00:39:13I'm sending three million pounds of food tomorrow
00:39:16Send the iPad back
00:39:20Oh my god
00:39:21These guys are hilarious
00:39:24He looks grumpy
00:39:25But still so hot
00:39:27What the hell?
00:39:29Their clothes are nothing but patches
00:39:31They barely even have shoes
00:39:33Don't tell me they've been fighting a war like this
00:39:36How are they supposed to win?
00:39:38No wonder Varric looks so mad
00:39:40He must be carrying all of this by himself
00:39:43I have to help him
00:39:44Hello?
00:39:46It's Elena
00:39:46That food order?
00:39:48Double it
00:39:49Yes
00:39:49Double
00:39:50And add 3,000 pairs of boots
00:39:53Money's not a problem
00:39:54I need it all fast
00:39:58Your majesty
00:39:59Three million pounds of food
00:40:01Is it true?
00:40:02We'll never be hungry again
00:40:03By my decree
00:40:05Starting today
00:40:06Any man who volunteers for the army
00:40:09Gets 10 pounds of flour
00:40:11And a new pair of boots
00:40:14Every month
00:40:36Elena
00:40:36It's late
00:40:38Are you asleep?
00:40:3920,000 against 300,000
00:40:41I see no path to victory
00:40:43What would you do
00:40:45If you were me?
00:40:47No way
00:40:48I'm thinking of you
00:40:49And you're thinking of me too
00:40:51Is this what destiny feels like?
00:40:5420,000 against 300,000?
00:40:58Yeah
00:40:59That's a huge gap
00:41:04That's it!
00:41:05Why didn't I think of this?
00:41:07Guns
00:41:08Cannons
00:41:08Those Germanic raiders
00:41:10Hell
00:41:10Even the gods
00:41:11Won't stand a chance
00:41:12Yes!
00:41:13Time to show them
00:41:14What the future looks like!
00:41:20Varric
00:41:20I'm gonna send you new weapons
00:41:22Guns and cannons
00:41:24Once you get them
00:41:25No enemy will stand against you
00:41:27Guns?
00:41:28Cannons?
00:41:30What are those?
00:41:31No matter
00:41:32Elena says they'll help me win
00:41:34I trust her
00:41:36Our craftsmen work day and night
00:41:37To finish this small statue
00:41:39Of the goddess
00:41:39Please
00:41:40Have a look
00:41:43That's Elena
00:41:44Are you sure?
00:41:45Your majesty
00:41:45What do you think?
00:41:47If you approve
00:41:48I'll gather the craftsmen tomorrow
00:41:50We'll build her statue
00:41:52And her temple
00:41:53Let's ask the goddess first
00:41:55This thing is me?
00:41:57I look like a gladiator
00:41:59Who hasn't slept in three days?
00:42:04Time to show you
00:42:06Some real Barcelona beauty
00:42:08The goddess
00:42:09The goddess has not answered
00:42:10For so long
00:42:11Could she be displeased
00:42:13With the statue?
00:42:14With work like that
00:42:15Can you blame her?
00:42:22You are more beautiful
00:42:23Than my wildest dreams
00:42:26Elena
00:42:29My dear
00:42:30What have you brought me this time?
00:42:37This ring
00:42:39Dates back to at least
00:42:41The 4th century B.C.E.
00:42:45A perfectly preserved
00:42:47Ancient Roman amulet
00:42:48Hasn't been on the market
00:42:49In decades
00:42:52I'll take them all
00:42:532 million pounds
00:42:55Deal?
00:42:56Deal
00:42:57Just make it fast
00:42:59I need the money now
00:43:00Wire it
00:43:01Now
00:43:04Transfer received
00:43:062 million pounds
00:43:25I want every gun
00:43:27In this place
00:43:28Little girl
00:43:29You're in the wrong place
00:43:31Toy store's next door
00:43:35Any questions?
00:43:37No, no, no
00:43:38We'll, uh
00:43:38We'll get everything ready
00:43:40Right now
00:43:40Is she with a cartel?
00:43:42You ever seen cartel guys
00:43:43Buy guns in person?
00:43:45She's
00:43:45An arms dealer
00:43:47My king
00:43:49You have to win
00:43:54That is the weapon
00:43:55The goddess sent
00:43:56A gun?
00:43:57She says it's far more powerful
00:43:59Than a bow
00:44:00One shot can kill a man
00:44:09Your majesty
00:44:10What did the goddess send this time?
00:44:12Nothing
00:44:13Varric
00:44:14This is a handgun
00:44:15A modern weapon
00:44:16It kicks hard
00:44:17So grip it with both hands
00:44:18When you fire
00:44:19Like this
00:44:20Don't hurt yourself
00:44:21My antique king
00:44:41By the gods
00:44:43What a strong power
00:44:45Great
00:44:45With this
00:44:47Germanic armor
00:44:48Might as well be paper
00:44:49Yeah
00:45:00One hand is enough for me
00:45:02And you
00:45:03You must never make that face
00:45:05For another man
00:45:06Your majesty
00:45:09Your majesty
00:45:12Your majesty
00:45:13The Germanic army
00:45:14Is on the move
00:45:15They're closing him
00:45:16On the gate
00:45:16Armor up
00:45:17Ready the catapult
00:45:19Archers
00:45:20Take your position
00:45:24I will lead them myself
00:45:26Your majesty
00:45:27Please don't
00:45:29Without you
00:45:30The goddess
00:45:31May never answer us again
00:45:32I am king of Astonir
00:45:34I do not hide behind my people
00:45:36They have the numbers
00:45:38But I believe
00:45:41Astonir
00:45:42Will never fall
00:45:44Elena
00:45:45Tonight
00:45:45We'll face the bloodiest battle
00:45:47I have no idea
00:45:48If I can see the sunrise
00:45:49This bracelet
00:45:50Means more to me
00:45:51Than anything
00:45:52Please accept it
00:45:53As my eternal thanks
00:45:54May you be safe
00:45:56My goddess
00:45:57Forever
00:45:58Wait for me
00:46:21This bracelet
00:46:22Mom gave me this
00:46:24When I was little
00:46:25So the dream was real
00:46:31What
00:46:31They're attacking tonight
00:46:33A dream
00:46:37Was it a warning
00:46:39Is this the battle
00:46:40Where Varric dies
00:46:41No
00:46:42I can't let him die
00:46:44Not before I even
00:46:45Get to meet him
00:46:48Urgent
00:46:49How did 20,000 soldiers
00:46:51Beat 300,000
00:46:5220,000 versus 300,000
00:46:54What is this
00:46:55Game of Thrones
00:46:56Only if he has dragons
00:46:58Are you high
00:47:01No
00:47:02No
00:47:03Useless
00:47:04Useless
00:47:05Hidden run attacks
00:47:07Perfect
00:47:07That's how he wins
00:47:10Listen up
00:47:11The next weapons arrive at dawn
00:47:13But our enemies may attack tonight
00:47:15The goddess wants us to strike first
00:47:17So
00:47:18Do we wait
00:47:20Or do we move
00:47:22Your majesty
00:47:23I can't wait anymore
00:47:25We've been scared long enough
00:47:27Tonight I'll tear them apart
00:47:30Tear them apart
00:47:31Tear them apart
00:47:32It's risky
00:47:34But it's our best chance
00:47:36Good
00:47:37Then let the goddess see what Astonir is made of
00:47:42Varric
00:47:43My mom gave me this charm
00:47:45Now it's yours
00:47:48Promise me you'll be back alive
00:47:59Elena
00:47:59Wait for me
00:48:35Pull back
00:48:38Two thousand war
00:48:40400 men dead
00:48:42And you didn't catch a single one
00:48:44Useless
00:48:45All of you
00:48:46Mercy your highness
00:48:47You
00:48:48Who did this
00:48:49A stunner's men
00:48:51Did any of you see them leave the capital
00:48:55They've been hiding like rats for two months
00:48:58Tell me
00:48:59Where the hell did they get powder
00:49:03You should have seen those bastards' faces
00:49:05Came running out bare ass naked
00:49:07Then got kicked flat by their own horses
00:49:11You know what
00:49:12I saw one try to grab a horse by the neck
00:49:14It dragged him damn 50 pace
00:49:16No one lost
00:49:17No one
00:49:18I fought for 10 years
00:49:20And never had a night this clean
00:49:23Your majesty
00:49:24What a shot
00:49:25Screwed on the silencer
00:49:26And two centuries dropped
00:49:28No one even woke up
00:49:29That's not war
00:49:30That's killing bugs
00:49:31This was just the beginning
00:49:33Our enemies lost their horses
00:49:34But not their men
00:49:35We hit their vanguard hard
00:49:37But they still have 250,000 left
00:49:39Tonight proved one thing
00:49:40What the goddess gave us is powerful
00:49:42From now on
00:49:44We fight her way
00:49:45Hit and run attacks
00:49:46Hit and run attacks?
00:49:48Yes
00:49:49The goddess's way
00:49:55Elena
00:49:55The night raid worked
00:49:57Zero losses
00:49:58The Germanic invaders lost thousands of horses
00:50:01And hundreds of men
00:50:02They have no idea how we left the capital
00:50:05Your firecrackers are great
00:50:07And your charm kept me safe
00:50:08Starting tomorrow
00:50:09I'll fight the way you taught me
00:50:11Hit and run
00:50:12The next few days will be busy
00:50:13I may not be able to write back in time
00:50:15But I will think of you every day
00:50:17At least once
00:50:21This guy
00:50:22Thinking about that
00:50:23In a war?
00:50:24Win first
00:50:26Stay alive
00:50:28After that
00:50:29Think of me all you want
00:50:38Elena
00:50:38The hit and run attacks begin
00:50:40I'll send small groups to fake attacks
00:50:42On the Germanic North and South camps
00:50:44Drawing Aldrich out in person
00:50:46We buried the powder on the road
00:50:48He has to take
00:50:49Just wait and see which one he takes
00:50:51Wait?
00:50:52That's way too slow
00:50:53Time for a modern girl
00:50:55To blow some ancient minds
00:50:56Hello?
00:50:58I need 300 drones
00:50:59Now
00:51:06300 drones
00:51:08Enough to make a whole documentary out of him
00:51:13Your majesty
00:51:14This iron bird from the goddess
00:51:16Can see from the heavens?
00:51:17She says it's called a drone
00:51:19It flies, sees, and tracks anything we want in real time
00:51:22My gods, this is made for us
00:51:24Wherever Aldrich goes
00:51:26We'll see him
00:51:31Look, is that Aldrich?
00:51:36He's moving
00:51:37South camp
00:51:38The powders on the East Mountain Road
00:51:41By the fork
00:51:41Go, now
00:51:48Warriors
00:51:49Let those Germanic bastards see
00:51:51What our standard is made of
00:51:55Elena
00:51:55Watch me win this for you
00:52:03Farrakh, don't die
00:52:04Please stay alive
00:52:06Please
00:52:06Stay alive
00:52:08Please stay alive
00:52:25Elena
00:52:26Farrakh!
00:52:43It was just a dream
00:52:45Just a dream
00:52:46He's alive
00:52:46He won
00:52:47Farrakh won
00:52:48Elena
00:52:48Astanir won
00:52:49Last night we began the hit and run attacks
00:52:52I sent men through the north and south tunnels
00:52:54When the Germanic forces changed shifts
00:52:56We slipped into their camps
00:52:5850,000 at the south camp
00:53:00Your powder took down more than 10,000
00:53:01At the north, 30,000
00:53:03Half were killed or wounded
00:53:05And I took the Germanic prince's head myself
00:53:17What the hell is that?
00:53:19It sounds like
00:53:21Our north and south camps
00:53:26Your highness
00:53:27Look
00:53:28What, what is that?
00:53:29This must be Farrakh's trick
00:53:31Your highness
00:53:32No attack tonight
00:53:33The goddess is with Farrakh
00:53:40Goddess or not
00:53:41Farrakh can't know
00:53:42Where the hell I am
00:53:51After them
00:53:52Leave no one alive
00:54:04This victory belongs to you too
00:54:07Elena
00:54:12Your majesty
00:54:13Wipe the blood away
00:54:14It is late
00:54:15The goddess should be resting too
00:54:21I knew you'd win
00:54:22I just wish I could have seen it myself
00:54:24How you did it
00:54:25She
00:54:27Wants to see me?
00:54:51Elena
00:54:53Watch me
00:54:59Varrakh, are you trying to kill me?
00:55:03My king boyfriend is too hot
00:55:06No
00:55:07The girls need to see this
00:55:12Excuse me?
00:55:13Is he real?
00:55:15Please tell me this is an AI
00:55:16You have three minutes to drop his account
00:55:19What movie is this from?
00:55:20Honestly, with that face
00:55:22Hollywood should be calling
00:55:24My man
00:55:25You look
00:55:27That's all you get
00:55:33Your majesty
00:55:34These are the last valuables in the treasury
00:55:36All to her
00:55:43Your majesty
00:55:44You sure you want to give them all to the goddess?
00:55:47These are our last reserve
00:55:48Without her
00:55:50Astinir would already be gone
00:55:57Boss
00:55:58We've been watching this place for a week
00:56:00Nothing strange has ever happened in that girl's apartment
00:56:04Shut up, you useless idiot
00:56:11Little brat
00:56:13I knew she was hiding something
00:56:15She has
00:56:16A cornucopia
00:56:19Take her
00:56:21Bring me that cup
00:56:22Yes, ma'am
00:56:25Mine
00:56:26All mine
00:56:34Elena
00:56:35Long time no see
00:56:36What do you want?
00:56:37So this is your little secret?
00:56:39A cup?
00:56:39Throw things in
00:56:40And it spits out gold?
00:56:42None of your business
00:56:43Get out
00:56:44Get out?
00:56:45I had a right to a share of your parents' estate
00:56:48But you hid this cornucopia
00:56:50And kept every penny for yourself
00:56:52Today
00:56:52I'm taking back what's mine
00:56:54Back off
00:56:55Don't touch it
00:56:56Get it
00:57:08Get her down
00:57:13Such a tiny thing
00:57:15How much can you make me?
00:57:17Don't touch it
00:57:18Varric
00:57:19Help me
00:57:21Tie her up
00:57:22Put her in the car
00:57:31I hope she likes them
00:57:35Varric
00:57:36Help me
00:57:38Elena
00:57:41Elena
00:57:42What happened?
00:57:44Answer me
00:57:56Elena
00:57:56Answer me
00:57:58What's going on?
00:58:00No
00:58:00Is the chalice broken?
00:58:05Your majesty
00:58:06What happened?
00:58:08Why are you on the floor?
00:58:10Please
00:58:11Get up
00:58:11Elena is in danger
00:58:13In danger
00:58:16There has to be a way
00:58:17Send me to Elena
00:58:19Now
00:58:19At once
00:58:20What?
00:58:21You want to meet the goddess?
00:58:28Damn it
00:58:29Why won't it work?
00:58:30That little brat touches it once
00:58:32And gold
00:58:32Pours out
00:58:34Boss
00:58:35What if it only works for her?
00:58:37I mean
00:58:39Link to your niece?
00:58:40Link to?
00:58:41This is not a Disney movie
00:58:43Idiot
00:58:44But we've been at this almost an hour
00:58:46Nothing works
00:58:47Wake her up
00:58:59Are you crazy?
00:59:02Perfectly sane
00:59:04Tell me how to use that cup
00:59:06How can I get gold?
00:59:10Not a chance
00:59:12Be good
00:59:13Tell me
00:59:15And I'll let you go
00:59:17Go to hell
00:59:19Fine
00:59:20Still playing tough?
00:59:23Then I'll just have to
00:59:33Who are you?
00:59:35Who are you?
00:59:36I'm sorry
00:59:39Your majesty
00:59:40I searched every ancient text
00:59:42Only this one has a legend
00:59:44The chalice links two worlds
00:59:46Only one bound by fate
00:59:48May offer blood from his heart
00:59:50And awaken the passage
00:59:51But the price is death
00:59:52Or a wound that may never heal
00:59:54Blood from heart?
00:59:56Your majesty
00:59:57It is only a legend
00:59:58No one has ever tried it
01:00:00You can
01:00:04Your majesty
01:00:06You will die
01:00:08If I do nothing
01:00:10She dies
01:00:10I have to save her
01:00:17You two
01:00:18Get him
01:00:35Don't kill me
01:00:38I'm Elena's ass
01:00:39You can't kill me
01:00:40When you struck her
01:00:42Did you remember
01:00:44You were her aunt?
01:00:46Please
01:00:50Barak, no!
01:00:53Don't get her blood on your hands
01:00:55She's not worth it
01:00:56Let her go
01:00:57Yes, yes
01:00:57Please let me go
01:01:00I'll change
01:01:01I swear
01:01:13I'm taking you home
01:01:15Okay
01:01:25I must hurt
01:01:29You are still hurt too
01:01:33Who goes there?
01:01:35Don't be scared
01:01:36It's a TV
01:01:38Like the iPad
01:01:39The people inside are not real
01:01:42Where is the chalice?
01:01:43I don't know
01:01:44I did not see it
01:01:45No, Carmen must have taken it
01:01:47Without the chalice
01:01:48You can't go back
01:01:48Do not be afraid
01:01:50If I cannot go back
01:01:51I will stay here with you
01:01:52The war is over
01:01:54Astinir is safe
01:01:55Really?
01:01:55You can stay?
01:01:56That's amazing
01:01:57Tomorrow I'm going to show you
01:01:58The wonders of the modern world
01:02:19Farak
01:02:20Will you marry me?
01:02:22May I?
01:02:23Of course
01:02:24Why else would I bring you here?
01:02:30Am I beautiful, my king?
01:02:32More beautiful
01:02:34Than the god's own heaven
01:02:48True love ignores the laws of time
01:02:51The chalice has found the ones to serve forever
01:02:55Be blessed, children of fate
01:03:06For a woman like that
01:03:08Only a T-Rex could be your destined match
01:03:17Wow
01:03:17You look like a modern prince
01:03:24I am only your knight, Elena
01:03:30Look, it's back!
01:03:43Your majesty
01:03:44Have you truly abandoned Astinir?
01:03:47The goddess took him from us
01:03:49We were not devout enough
01:03:54My king has returned
01:03:55And the goddess
01:03:57The goddess has descended in white
01:04:00The goddess
01:04:00The goddess has truly come down to us
01:04:07People of Astinir, hear my decree
01:04:10Today I name Elena my one
01:04:12And only queen
01:04:13Bow before your savior
01:04:15All with the king
01:04:17All with the queen
01:04:28Stop, Farrick
01:04:29All we ever do here is be intimate
01:04:31From morning to night
01:04:31I'm bored out of my mind
01:04:33Was I not good enough?
01:04:34I can try harder
01:04:35Oh my god, no
01:04:36You are good
01:04:37I just miss my phone
01:04:38The AC and my fridge
01:04:40I'm melting in here
01:04:41But do you not still have the iPad you sent me?
01:04:42There is no internet here
01:04:43It's just freaking useless
01:04:45I want to go online
01:04:46I want Instagram
01:04:46I want Netflix
01:04:47God, I wish we could go back to the modern world
01:04:52Mom, look, it's the queen
01:04:57Holy Mary
01:04:57It worked
01:04:59It actually worked
01:05:02So we just have to talk to it?
01:05:04Hey
01:05:04Can we go back to Astinir now?
01:05:07Was that magic?
01:05:10This is amazing
01:05:11From now on we can move between both worlds
01:05:13Whenever we want
01:05:14Honey
01:05:15Honey
01:05:16From now on
01:05:16Two days in Astinir
01:05:17Two days in Barcelona
01:05:18Deal?
01:05:19As you wish
01:05:35Past or present
01:05:36I will always belong to you, my queen
01:05:41Across time and space
01:05:42We will always be together, my king
01:05:52I'll always be together, my king
01:05:52The H
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