00:00Y'all ready for some comedy?
00:02This is gonna be awesome!
00:03What do you mean?
00:07Guys!
00:09We got a brand new season for you.
00:11That's the wildest thing I've ever...
00:15Did you guys know about that?
00:17Let's do it!
00:19With some of the best stand-ups in the world.
00:22They're ready to turn your life experiences
00:24into big, big laughs.
00:27Who is the person who set you up with this dildo?
00:29If I'm asking questions, I'm not prepared for the answers.
00:32Welcome to Crowd Control!
00:37Where the hell is everybody?
00:39You know, this would be better if we had a...
00:41had a crowd?
00:44Ooh!
00:45Okay, do tell.
00:47Wait, what?
00:47What is your beef with pandas?
00:49We should call this show White People Are Crazy.
00:52This is exciting!
00:54Yeah, he does!
00:56Yay!
00:59What?
01:00Oh my God!
01:00Dad, I love you so much!
01:02Your dad doesn't have a drop-out subscription.
01:05Barbie butt?
01:06Yes.
01:06Ooh, I wanna know.
01:08My ex almost died from going down on me.
01:10Okay, yeah, no, these are harder.
01:12They're not gonna use that clip!
01:14I'm gonna make sure they put that in.
01:16I'm gonna end up on a list.
01:18I'm nervous right now.
01:19Yes!
01:21Minging delicately-boned queer boys uncomfortable is one of the things I'm best at.
01:24God damn it.
01:25So you play Dungeons and Dragons, which just titties out?
01:28Aren't you glad you found out through your friends and not the police?
01:31I found a pill bottle of ashes.
01:34Oh.
01:34And I took him home.
01:35Do you not have an asshole?
01:37I don't have an asshole.
01:39If it were up to me, you would be in jail now.
01:42How did that happen?
01:43Okay, okay, okay.
01:44So like me, you are also stupid.
01:46Yes!
01:47Now, now, now, now!
01:49Now!
01:51Oh, oh, yeah.
01:53What?
01:57Please cut that.
01:58She will fucking kill me.
01:59Please do not...
02:02Let that air.
02:08Not quickly.
02:09Don't you think it's
02:10I'm not happy to let are a child eating the heart attack.
02:12I am Nein.
02:12That's funny.
02:12Don't you.
02:12I'm sorry...
02:12I am okay.
02:12I am sorry.
02:12Will you be in jail?
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