00:02Today's the first day of summer, and here I am at the Lasaga Land Amusement and Water Park to pull
00:08off my evil schemes.
00:10To start things off, I'm going to eat all of the Lasaga contained within this Lasaga restaurant.
00:20I'm flippin', furious! You ate all the fucking Lasaga but my restaurants are glad it's going to have to close!
00:27Mission accomplished! Now I'm going to have some fun and go for a slide down the Lasaga water slide.
00:38Flippin', furious! Your grossly obese body cause a splash so large that all of the water have left the pill!
00:46That was fantastic! Everything's going according to plan. Now I'm going to proceed to ride the Lasaga roller coaster.
00:54Meanwhile, after riding the Lasaga roller coaster...
00:58I don't feel very well. I hate roller coasters. Now I am going to vacuum it out since it is
01:05made out of Lasaga.
01:10I'm flippin', furious! You ate the entire fucking Lasaga roller coaster and now the whole park is doomed to check
01:17down!
01:18My work is done. Now I head to the beach so that I can finish it carrying out my plans.
01:25Meanwhile, at the beach.
01:26Hey look! He's drinking his slushie to keep cool! That's unacceptable! Everyone must over here and be miserable!
01:35Watch the big guy be a pal! You stole my fucking slushie and now I'm going to become dehydrated and
01:41go over here!
01:42Time to put my final plan into action! I'm going to turn the ocean into a Lasaga!
01:51Breaking news! An auto-joby-scat destroys the Lasaga Latin Amusement Waterpark and turns the ocean into a liquid Lasaga!
01:59Holy shit! Garfuckily outdid himself this time!
02:04Now that all of my plans have been executed, I'm going to head home now to see what Johnny Oldboy
02:10has to say!
02:14Summer Bloomfield, how dare you destroy Lasaga land, steal slushies, and turn the ocean into a Lasaga, you piece of
02:22shit!
02:23As a consequence for all of this bullshit, I'm going to refuse to give you any water so you dehydrate
02:31and overheat!
02:31Overheat!
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