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Aired (August 17, 2026): INUNAHAN na ni Vice Ganda ang lahat bago pa mapunta sa kanya ang joke! Hindi raw bagay sa kanya ang maging parrot dahil mas bagay daw sa kanya ang maging PANOT! #GMANetwork
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00:14Hi, Matang People!
00:16Ang team mo sa inyo,
00:17i-kape mo na lang yan!
00:18i-kape mo na lang yan!
00:18Ay, naku, Jackie!
00:20Alam mo ba?
00:21Yung Matang People,
00:23nagkape kaya ang sa'yo!
00:25Awa sa'yo!
00:26At siyempre...
00:27Ay, Kuya Bung!
00:32Kailang ko magpasa!
00:33Kailin niya ka!
00:35Siyempre, Matang People!
00:36Hawa kayo mo, please!
00:39Siyempre, Matang People!
00:40Bukos na pagbangon ay
00:41extra challenge din ang pagligo!
00:44Oh! Natural lang yun!
00:46Natural! Pero sa akin,
00:48extra challenge talaga pagligo!
00:50Kaya sa mga hirap na hirap maligo dyan,
00:52ang tip ko po sa inyo,
00:54initan nyo yung tubig agad!
00:57Ay! Ay! Ay!
00:58Alam namin yun!
01:00Ay naku, Ryan Bang!
01:01Init na init yung Matlabi!
01:03Siyempre, sa mga hirap na hirap naman
01:05sa pagkocompute dyan!
01:07Huwag ka kayo mag-alala!
01:08Lahat tayo ay stuck sa traffic!
01:10Kaya ako!
01:12Ako, ang tip ko lang ha,
01:13kanta tayo ng
01:14Sobra ang traffic!
01:17Hindi na makasingit!
01:19Yo! Yo!
01:20Sobra ang traffic!
01:23Kawis na nga mainit!
01:25Alakos yan!
01:25You might love people!
01:27Hindi na traffic!
01:28Kaya lang yan!
01:29Speaking of traffic at init,
01:32etong bisita natin,
01:33hindi siya na traffic!
01:34At paiiniti niya ang entablado natin ngayon
01:37sa Showtime!
01:40For the people, please welcome
01:42GMA Sparkle Artists and BBB Collab 2.0
01:46Second Big Placer!
01:48Keith Horner!
01:51It's Showtime!
01:54Young people!
01:55Sama-sama tayong bumahon ng may saya
01:58at maging tulay ng pag-asa!
02:01It's...
02:03SHOWtime!
02:08Yay!
02:10Here we go!
02:11Yay!
02:16Yay!
02:17Tampak!
02:19Tampak!
02:21Tampak!
02:22Tampak!
02:23Tampak!
02:23Tampak!
02:24Tampak!
02:25Tampak!
02:51This is your show.
03:21This is your show.
03:31Let's go, let's go.
04:21Oh!
04:23Wee!
04:24Wee!
04:25And wee!
04:27And he goes up!
04:29And wee!
04:31And wee!
04:31Martin!
04:33And he's so funny!
04:35Hey!
04:35Hi!
04:37Let's give it up for me, who are now in a party.
04:41It's...
04:42Shill Dad!
04:43What's up, what's up, my love people!
04:46W Sony!
04:48Woo!
04:49Woo!
04:50Woo!
04:51Woo!
04:52Woo!
04:54Woo!
05:00Yeah!
05:01Woo!
05:03Huwag po ang heat!
05:05Huwag po ang heat!
05:07Mexico apangitan ng mainit na tiny.
05:11Yan, nung pagtanggap natin sa mainit na yakap,
05:14We're going to have a lot of fun for all of us today's season.
05:19Yes!
05:20Why do you have the heat? What's the smell?
05:23Of course, it's the heat.
05:25It's the heat.
05:27If you have the heat, I smell the heat.
05:32Why do you have the heat?
05:33Why do you eat it?
05:36It's summer because it's summer.
05:38Yes!
05:39It's summer.
05:41It's winter.
05:43It's winter.
05:43It's winter.
05:45If you have the heat and have the heat,
05:49the heat and hot,
05:50please welcome GMA Sparkle Artist,
05:54Heat Hornet.
05:56Hello Heat.
05:58You're welcome to Madlang People.
05:59What's up Madlang People?
06:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
06:08I'm so glad. Welcome back, my twin brother.
06:11Wow!
06:13Yes!
06:13Yes,
06:15kasi kami yung parang twin popsicle.
06:17Diba?
06:17Yung pag pinutol mo,
06:19stick lang ang naiwan sa akin yun.
06:21Sa akin yung lahat yun.
06:22Nakuha niya lahat?
06:23Yes, nakuha niya lahat.
06:24Parang overheat yun.
06:26Okay.
06:26Pero napakaganda yung kinanta ni Heat.
06:30Bagay na bagay sa panahon.
06:32Chill.
06:33Diba?
06:33Heat yung kinanta mo ay original song na ikaw rin mismo ang sumula.
06:38At unang narinig habag nasa loob ka ng bahay ni Kuya.
06:42Heat, ano yung pakiramdam mo na ngayon?
06:44Isa na siyang ganap na record na uulit-ulit yung pakinggan ng iyong mga fans.
06:50Ako po napaka-thankful ko po na ngayon yung dinitrim ko lang po dati,
06:55it came to reality.
06:56And I'm so thankful po sa Lord and to my parents for making all of this possible para sa akin.
07:01Alam mo, next niyan, Heat, sa tawag ng tangahalan, kakantay na yung mga awitin mo.
07:06I-interpret na siya na kung sino-sinong contest.
07:10At magiging Heat!
07:13Right, God, impitaan mo na Heat ang iyong mga fans sa isstream ang bago mong song.
07:18Guys, what's up guys?
07:19Sobrang saya ko na na-perform ko sa Showtime yung Promised Land,
07:22one of my tracks for myself, titled EP, Heat Cornales.
07:26Available na po yan in all digital streaming platforms.
07:28Happy Happy Birthday naman kay JC Gonzalez!
07:32Happy Birthday!
07:33May papatito si Janna!
07:35Happy Birthday din po sa ating OG Showtime, DJ! DJ Nick Mahon!
07:40What's up all the people?
07:43Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
07:55Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
08:00Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
08:08Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
08:08Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
08:09Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
08:14Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
08:14Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey
08:25Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
08:30What's up, people? Subayin nyo ang kagandahan!
08:32At Subayin nyo, B!
08:34Mukhang sabar palang pagod na yung kagandahan!
08:39Telegenic man! Telegenic?
08:42Telegenic man o taligogenic,
08:44ang hanap namin ay ang ultimate talagagenic dito sa
08:47B.S. Q&A Reina Talagena 2026!
08:50Simulan natin ang Ramage and they're very very bright!
08:53The cocktail dresser starting off with candidate number one!
08:57What's up, bad love people?
09:02My name is Zenty, ang Reina Talagena
09:06mula sa syudad ng Paranaque
09:08na nagsasabing sa mga katulad kong nagtatrabaho
09:12pag binatokhan ng maraming deadline at maraming gawain,
09:16batayin mo nang upset and I take care!
09:20Ang hindi ko naman ang mga halina!
09:23Candidate number two!
09:25What's up, bad love people?
09:30My name is Kendra, not the creamer, but the creamier!
09:38G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g!
09:40Ang Reina Talagera nang bayan kung saan maraming batang maangas!
09:47Malvar, batayin!
09:49G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g
09:55-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g!
10:06Thank you!
10:06Ito pa ang isa kapag-gasit ng Kawitihan, Candidate number three!
10:11What's up, bad love people!
10:17Maayong hapon sa inyong tanan!
10:20My name is Lansi Empleo, 26 years of age, and I am from the oldest province of the Philippines, Cebu!
10:34At naniniwala ako sa isang kasabihan, kung gusto, may paraan, pero kung ayaw, may dahilan, pero kung tinatamad ka, bukas
10:46na lang yan!
10:47Yeah! Thank you!
10:49Maganda, maganda ang vibe and energy!
10:52Yes!
10:53Iba-iba ang itsura na kagandahan!
10:55Kanyang-kanyang character!
10:56Iba-ibang hugis, iba-ibang hulma, iba-ibang energy!
11:00Yes!
11:00Diba?
11:01Iba-ibang talak!
11:02Kanyang-kanyang gimmick!
11:04Oo, pero parang hingal na yung number two agad, oh!
11:06Parang kasi yung kawork mo simula, parang walamin ng reklam, oh!
11:10Yung gano'n.
11:10Kausapin natin sila, let's go down!
11:12Yes!
11:14Ganda ni number three, oh!
11:15Oo!
11:16Nakama tinititigan ni Jong!
11:18Yeah!
11:18Sabi niya, ha?
11:19Girlfriend ko yan!
11:22May nagbabay ahari?
11:24Sorry Jong, may nagbabay ahari?
11:26Wala na.
11:26Sorry, pasasya na.
11:28Si Christian Babless pala yung Goybro.
11:30Christian Babless.
11:31Tapos yung jowa yan naman.
11:33Christian Babless.
11:34Takas yung girl naman.
11:35Yassi Pressman.
11:36Ah, yes!
11:37Yes!
11:38Oh, Yassi Pressman.
11:39Sinaper ito, Yassi.
11:40Taula pa ka sa ito.
11:42Sinaper ito, Yassi Pressman.
11:43Sinaper ito, Yassi Pressman.
11:45Yes, right?
11:46Nagkakaso yan.
11:47Tak Yassi, ha?
11:47Nagkakaso.
11:48Nakaparol lang dito yan, kaya bumihave ka.
11:50Uy!
11:51Papapabalik ka.
11:51Papanggap.
11:52Panggap lang.
11:53Totoo.
11:54Number one.
11:55How are you today?
11:56Masayang-masayang, Meme!
11:58This is it!
12:00Yes, this is it!
12:01At balita naman ka po, promote mo lang.
12:03Yes po, totoo.
12:04Tapos absent ka agad ngayon.
12:06Ito na nga.
12:08Buti na lang may wig at may makeup.
12:09Kung hindi na, kung may memo ko mamaya.
12:12Hindi ka nilang makikilala.
12:13Malayong-malayong itsura mo today
12:15sa pangkaraniwan mong trabaho sa workplace nyo.
12:17Meme, isipin mo na lang yung ikaw
12:19in the year 1978.
12:20At dabi kong iniisip.
12:21Parang sa itsura mo.
12:23Ikuwento mo na lang, no?
12:24Ba't?
12:24Paano ka layo?
12:25Galo ka layo?
12:26Mga ano po, mga 5 kilometers po yung layo.
12:29Wow, malayo.
12:30Sa workplace pogi siya sa workplace.
12:32Totoo, Meme.
12:33Totoo.
12:33First time ko pong lumabay ng babaihan
12:35at ang lakas ng loob,
12:36nag-miss Q&A agad.
12:38Wow!
12:39At nakapasa sa audition?
12:41Sobrang thankful ko po
12:42na nakapasa ka sa audition.
12:44Marami pong nabulag during the audition.
12:46Kaya ayan.
12:48Hello!
12:48Umang agree si 2,
12:49nabulag din natin ni number 1.
12:51Si number 1,
12:51ngayon lang siya sumali ng babaihan.
12:53Kasi yung mga sinasal niya,
12:54hayup-hayupan lang.
12:56Iba-iba silang kingdom ng kahayupan doon.
12:59Sige, kung ano kang hayup ka ba, number 1?
13:02Kung mapipiliin ka.
13:03Ano po ulit?
13:04Ano?
13:05Dapat, just kumakinig ka,
13:06hindi pwedeng pupungol-pungol si Alex Calier.
13:08Hindi si Alex Calier.
13:09Hindi si Alex Calier.
13:10Hindi si Alex Calier.
13:15Walang masyadong galap ngayon,
13:17eh hindi ka tumatanggap ng juke si Ryan
13:18tsaka si Aion.
13:19Tumalit lang.
13:20Okay.
13:21Ano yung tanong mo?
13:22Kung magiging hayup ka,
13:23anong klaseng hayup ito?
13:25Gusto ko pumaging ibon.
13:27Parang may kasama na yung parot ko,
13:28tapos fly-fly lang, gano'n.
13:30Yung parot di ba yun yung natuturoan ng salita?
13:32Yes, nagkagayang ng salita.
13:34Oo.
13:35Ay, parot ka rin kuya John.
13:39Daming ano ah, talent ah.
13:41Ako gusto ko niyo maging parot,
13:42pero hindi daw bagay sa akin.
13:43Bakit?
13:44Bagi sa akin yung panot.
13:46Okay?
13:46Okay na.
13:47Okay na.
13:48Parang hindi na kayo mapagod.
13:50Doon lang pupunta.
13:52Okay na.
13:54Ayoko nang napapagod kayo.
13:55Asam mo kita.
13:56Hindi, hindi.
13:57Ganito na lang.
13:57Paano mo magsalita yung panot?
14:00Sabi mo,
14:01sabi mo,
14:02panot ka, panot.
14:07Pipi yung parot.
14:08Pipi?
14:09Di ba ka pagsalita?
14:10Pipi yung parot.
14:11Yung parot kasi namin,
14:12pero yung parot namin,
14:13mataling matalino.
14:14Ay, bakit ba na sa akin?
14:14Matalino,
14:15tas masama ugali.
14:16Ay, bakit?
14:17Actually sa amin yun eh,
14:18napunta lang sa amin kasi umalis na may ari,
14:19yung kapitbahe na may ari.
14:20Ay, hindi talaga sa inyo.
14:21Yung dumadaan talaga ako,
14:22laging alam mong may okray na una.
14:24Bakit?
14:24Bakla, bakla, bakla.
14:26Ay, talaga ganun?
14:27Oo.
14:28Bakla, bakla.
14:29Kaya yung sabi ko,
14:30isa pang ganyan mo,
14:31sasakaling kita.
14:32Oo.
14:34Kinabukas yung pagdaan ko,
14:35nagsalita pa rin.
14:36Sabi ko,
14:36o ano?
14:37Sabi niya,
14:37alam mo na yun,
14:38alam mo na yun.
14:39At isiti ito ulit si Walo,
14:41sinabi,
14:42talino.
14:42Mas patalino nga.
14:43Oo.
14:45Turuan mo nga yung parot natin.
14:46Ano ang gagawin ko?
14:48Turuan mo.
14:48Kung anong gusto,
14:49tingnan mo kung magagaya niya yung ano.
14:50Sabihin mo.
14:52Yung first language mo,
14:53ang gamitin mo.
14:54Ah, sige, sige.
14:59Hindi yun.
15:01Masyado redundant.
15:03Wow.
15:04May with action pa.
15:07Kasi,
15:07sige naong perfecto.
15:09Okay, turuan mo siya.
15:10Anong gusto mong matutulan niya?
15:11Oo.
15:13Ah,
15:13yun na lang, yun na lang.
15:15Grabe,
15:15tawa lang madlang people.
15:16Wala pa eh.
15:18Tawang tawa.
15:20Sabi mo nga,
15:21Kumain ka na?
15:23Kumain ka na?
15:25Parang medyo,
15:26ibon ka ba o mangkukulam?
15:28Minsan,
15:29alam mo sa sihirap ng buhay ngayon,
15:31minsan nagsa sideline tayo.
15:32So lahat ng pwedeng rakat gawin natin,
15:34ibon,
15:35matching,
15:36mangkukulam,
15:37preso,
15:37lahat na.
15:38Lahat ang ano,
15:39kaya mong gawin.
15:40Okay.
15:43Kung ikaw,
15:44kung magkakaibon ka,
15:45anong gusto mong ibon?
15:46Ako,
15:47ah,
15:48siyempre,
15:48yung pinakamatangkad,
15:49ostrich.
15:51Tangkad ba yung ostrich?
15:52Oo,
15:53matangkad na ibon yun,
15:54pinakamalaki.
15:54Mahabalang leeg nung matangkad.
15:56Paano ba'y tunog ng ostrich?
16:00Diyos ko, parang mamiremer,
16:02di ba?
16:02Ngye?
16:03Si Serio,
16:04naging ostrich?
16:06Okay,
16:08kung magiging ibon ka,
16:09ah,
16:10monkey eating eagle ka.
16:11Oh,
16:12at yung sikat sa Pilipinas.
16:13Oo,
16:14yun ang ano,
16:15pambansang ibon ngayon.
16:16Oo.
16:17Di ba?
16:18Ano mo naman yung pambansang ibon?
16:19Malaki.
16:20Di ba?
16:23Nanunok na.
16:23Ikaw?
16:23Ikaw, anong ibon ka?
16:25Ay, parot eh.
16:25Pipit.
16:26Bakit?
16:27Ibing pipit.
16:29Hanap ko na ako,
16:29bakit gusto mo yung pipit?
16:31Bakit?
16:31Pipit na ibon ka.
16:33Ay, grove!
16:34Ay, 20 bird?
16:3520 bird ba yan?
16:39Hindi naman masakit.
16:41Hindi naman masakit.
16:43Masakit ba yun?
16:45Dignan ko yun.
16:46Pero pwedeng manak...
16:47Karan!
16:50Ba't ka kasi nag-ibon-ibon pa?
16:52Nag-awalt na sila yung samahan namin.
16:54Sixteen years kami magkakasama dito.
16:55Sorry na.
16:56Sorry na po agad.
16:57Sintry kasi may boyfriend.
16:58May boyfriend ka din.
16:59Meron po, Meme.
17:00Kasama po rin.
17:01Opo, opo.
17:02Actually, Meme ngayon ko lang po
17:03ang aaminin.
17:04First time po.
17:06Be, yung boyfriend mo kasi boyfriend ko din.
17:09Hala!
17:12Matagal na namin itinago to.
17:14Di ba, Ruben?
17:15Love!
17:17Huwag na kayong magkakawin.
17:18Nai-stress na inyo si number two.
17:20Huwag niyong binibusit si Juggs pagod sa tour.
17:21Si Juggs yan!
17:23Si Kendra yan!
17:25Oo.
17:25Support talaga yun.
17:26Juggs and Teddy yung number two.
17:28Ang bahalahan.
17:29Oo.
17:30Pero meron? Wala?
17:32Wala po, Meme.
17:33Ah, wala.
17:33Kailan yung huli mo? Matagal na?
17:35Matagal na rin po.
17:37Official relationship, taon na.
17:39Pero yung mga fling-fling...
17:40Paano pag official relationship?
17:41Naka-notaryo yun.
17:44Pag sinabi yung official, Meme,
17:45yung pinopost ka, pinapakalala ka,
17:47pinreflex ka.
17:47Tanggap ka, ganon.
17:49Tagal na, ilang taon na yan?
17:50Two years.
17:51Two years na rin.
17:52Opo.
17:53Si number two, may jowa?
17:54Wame, Meme.
17:56Oh.
17:56Drag queen ka ba?
17:58O racket-racket lang minsan?
17:59Racket-racket lang, ma.
18:00Pag may mga brand, ganyan,
18:02tapos pag bayad,
18:03doon lang ako nag-drag.
18:03Pero hindi talaga ako nagpo-perform.
18:05Ah.
18:06Drag makeup lang yung ginagawa mo.
18:08Yes.
18:08Pero hindi ka-drag performer.
18:09May baka iniidolo ka ba sa mga drag queens natin?
18:13Iniidolo?
18:14Um, ano?
18:14Fan ka ba ng drag scene?
18:16Yes, ma.
18:17As in, nag-attend ako talaga.
18:19As in, ay!
18:20Tip-tip bakla.
18:21Ganon.
18:21At aking kiss.
18:22Tapos yun, fan ako.
18:23Ano ma, yung dati nating hurado,
18:25si Miss Marina Summers.
18:26Siya yung mga naengkayan ko.
18:28Ganyan.
18:28Si number three naman.
18:29Hello, ma.
18:30Nakatawa kayo.
18:30Yung boses mo kanina,
18:32pang saan ganon nung simula.
18:33Yes.
18:34Ang lambot.
18:35Gandang babae.
18:36Ma-cute-cute lang kasi.
18:38Ma-cute-cute lang.
18:38Ganda-gandahan lang yung atake natin ngayon.
18:40Real hair yung sa'yo.
18:42May extensions po.
18:43May extensions.
18:43Ganda, nakakainggit.
18:45Oo.
18:45May extensions.
18:46Yung extensions mo dito nilagay sa likod?
18:48Oo.
18:48Saan kasi dito dito.
18:51Diyan bang weno?
18:52Nakakatawa yun.
18:55Let's see.
18:55Let's see.
18:56May palakpak pa eh oh.
18:58Wow, may palakpak pa.
19:00Ah, panot! Yay!
19:03Ganda nyo eh.
19:05Okay.
19:06Let's see.
19:07Let's see.
19:24To dry the new trees.
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