00:00You can take us to the right!
00:01You have to take us more than anything!
00:04And he was saying,
00:06This is the right person!
00:08He asked?
00:08He said, that's what he said.
00:10He said he said...
00:10Seriously...
00:14You want me to be a dancer?
00:18Anyway, even if I'm healthy,
00:21I wouldn't do it like this.
00:23It's my star.
00:24It's just a pain.
00:30That's what I'm doing now.
00:32Do you want to go to the hospital bed?
00:36Oh, comedy?
00:39What's this?
00:43This is the famous player.
00:48Let's go back to the house.
00:52Why are you doing that?
00:54Parquet, parquet.
00:56Parquet, parquet.
01:01Otani.
01:02Otani.
01:03O, pag finaliktad mo, ano?
01:06Ayoo, makaan mo yun nabang ako?
01:07Ulam yun!
01:10O, potani, patani.
01:12O, potani, patani...
01:14Chicken inato?
01:15Oo.
01:16O, may chicken that'semplo.
01:18Chicken inato.
01:20O, oh.
01:20maison pope.
01:20Chicken innappy?
01:23Paano innappy?
01:24Ano yung insuro
01:24ng chicken innappy?
01:25Paano yung insuro?
01:26Chicken innappy,
01:27yung buhay
01:27palilagay na
01:28sa kumukulong tubig?
01:29Chicken innappy.
01:32Paano?
01:33Paano yung insuro
01:33ako dinagay?
01:34Teka lang,
01:34kadaratig ko lang.
01:35Ang dami yung pinagawa
01:36agad sa akin.
01:36Napagod na ako.
01:37Di ba akong nakaka-cover
01:38sa takbo ko din
01:39nakita ko ni Bianco
01:40humampas pa ako
01:40sa mga.
01:41Talaga?
01:42Oh, o.
01:42Masaya naman.
01:43Lalo na yung mga
01:43taga-bukid dun.
01:44Masaya, masaya sila.
01:45Oh
01:47Yes
01:49Eh
01:50Gusto sa tayo mapanood ng live
01:52Ah, ito ba yung mabisitin Tita Cory
01:54Nagbukas kami para sa inyo
01:59Ganiyong bawi mo ha
02:00Okay
02:03Hindi niya na itatulong
02:04Sa katunayan, sarado kami dapat ganyan
02:06Pero dahil sa pagdating niya, nagbukas
02:07Yeah
02:08Si father pala naman yung kasama nila
02:11Si father
02:12Nasa ba si father?
02:14Tatay mo yan?
02:15Father!
02:18Nasa si father
02:18Tayo po kay father
02:21Si father nagtuturo, father sinungaling ka?
02:24Hindi ko pwede sinungaling
02:26Parter Marlon
02:28Parter Marlon
02:30Hello po
02:30Nagguluhan ako kay father
02:32Bakit?
02:34Si father
02:38Father Dambo
02:39Hello father
02:42Father, kamusta po?
02:44Okay naman
02:44Buhay pa naman
02:45Buhay pa naman
02:46Buhay pa naman
02:47O
02:47Hindi natin alam kung ganyan pa rin bukas
02:49Dahil sa closed day ko ha
02:50Buksan buksan mo din yan sir
02:52Oo, hindi
02:53Ano po ang parokya niya po sa bukit nun?
02:56Ah, sa eskwalahan po ako naka-assign
02:58Ah, sa eskwalahan po
02:59Ano pong pangalan na e-school?
03:01Pangantukan Community High School
03:02Ano daw?
03:04Pangatukan
03:04Pangatukan
03:06Pangatukan
03:06Pangatukan
03:07Pangatukan pala
03:08Pangatukan
03:09Oo, yung mga nag-aaral diyan
03:10Lagi pikit yung kalahating mata
03:13Pangatukan kasi yun eh
03:14Pangatukan na sila
03:14Pangatukan
03:16Pangatukan
03:16Pero mataas ang energy ng mga student
03:20Ay, maka-teachers pa
03:25Ay, maka-teachers pa
03:26Estudyante yan
03:27Hindi, maka-teachers pala
03:29Teacher yan
03:29Paano nag-instudyante?
03:30Pang-i-stress, na-i-stress
03:31Eh, ang babata kasi ng mga itsura
03:33Kala ko ng mga-teachers
03:34O, o, o
03:35Estudyante ba yun?
03:36Mukhang nakailang bilina ng kartulina
03:37Sa labas ng eskwela
03:38Para pagod na pagod
03:39Teachers yan, maka-teachers
03:41Maka-teachers sila
03:42Diba, teachers month
03:44Tapos na ba?
03:46Wala pa, wala
03:46October pa daw
03:47October pa po
03:48Ayan
03:49Father, masaya kami na pinili nyo
03:50Ang programa namin na puntahan ninyo
03:52Bakit?
03:52Hindi kayo pinapasok sa Itbulaga?
03:54Bukas pa sila doon
03:56Bukas pa sila
03:57Bukas pa sila
03:57Ischedule sila
03:59Kaya dito muna sa
04:00Okay, schedule
04:01Sayang
04:02Ischedule pa
04:02O, o, o
04:03Tape yata Bulaga
04:04Bukas night sila
04:06Yes, diyalo
04:07Okay
04:07Ano pong meron?
04:09Ba't po kayo lumabas ng bukid noon?
04:10Kasama niya yung mga teachers
04:11Diba dapat nagtuturo kayo?
04:14Sorry, sorry
04:15Hindi, part one ng programa nila
04:17Gusto nilang makita kung anong meron sa Maynila
04:20Para mas lumawak yun
04:22Basura
04:22Baha
04:24Kasama na yun
04:24Kasama na
04:25Traffic
04:26Yung ba yung pagmamalaki nasi?
04:27Oo, traffic
04:28Ganon
04:29So, first time nyo po lahat sa Bukid, no?
04:32Ay sa Maynila
04:33Yung iba po
04:34Most of them are first timers in Manila
04:37Okay
04:37Salamat
04:38Sana marami kayong magagandang maranasan dito sa Maynila
04:41Na madadali ninyo sa inyong pagbabalik dun sa inyong eskwelahan sa Bukid noon
04:45At maibabahagi ninyo sa inyong mga mag-aaral
04:48Correct
04:49Oo, gusto kong humingi ng paumanhin
04:51Dahil ganito ang naranasan at inabutan ninyo sa Maynila
04:54Kung alam lang namin, sana'y nakapag-ayus-ayus pa na
04:58Nakapagwalis-walis at nakapaghanda na makakain na masarap
05:00Kahit pa lang anong minindel lang sa ganun na mag-ganun na mangiti sa inyong mga lati
05:04Yeah
05:05Gayunpaman
05:06Kami po'y sadyang nababahala
05:09Hmm, bakit tayo nababahala?
05:11Dahil ang mga guro yung nandito
05:12Uh-huh
05:13So, nasa? Anong ginagawa ng mga estudyante?
05:16Ola pasok
05:17Ola pasok
05:18Ola pasok, wala kong pasok
05:19Alitay
05:20Kakatapos lang nung term, so
05:21May rest day
05:22May break sila
05:23Tapos na yung term nila
05:24Ang aga naman
05:26First term, first term
05:26Kanina yung term yung gusto nyong matapos ang
05:28Ay, nako
05:29Oh
05:29Yes
05:31First term
05:33First term
05:34First term
05:34Okay
05:35Kayo po as father, nage-enjoy pa kayo ngayon sa Maynila
05:38Sa Maynila?
05:39Opo
05:40Dito sa showtime na lang
05:41Showtime, showtime
05:43Showtime
05:43Showtime, ooo
05:44Nage-enjoy kayo sa showtime
05:45Hira pa sumagod si father eh
05:47Nage-enjoy po kayo sa show
05:48Oo, oo, ano, ano, ano
05:49Kasi niyong sumali sa semifinals
05:51Ay
05:51Bakit?
05:52Ay, gusto sumali
05:54Sa naro na roping
05:54Sa naro na roping pwede
05:55Dito sa discidente
05:56Ah, wala, wala, pwede
05:57Judge siya
05:58Judge
05:58Wala nang daily
05:59Diretso na talo
06:00Siyemifinals
06:02Mag-enjoy lang po kayo dyan sa
06:03Thank you, salamat, salamat
06:04Ilan po kayo?
06:05Marami ba kayo?
06:07Around 40?
06:0840
06:0940
06:09Dalawa pala silang pare doon
06:11Ah, nasa pa yung isa
06:12Isa, isa, isa ito
06:13Hi, father
06:14Hello po, father
06:15Ang gwapo ni father, oo
06:17Love him po
06:18Allah, ang lalang din yung mga teacher
06:19Pare yan
06:21Naging iyaw
06:22Kaya yung mga bata
06:23Hindi makapagbasay
06:24Hindi na kayo eh
06:25Father
06:27Ayan, oo
06:28Sige
06:29Pagbalain po kayo na mga father
06:31Thank you
06:31Pagkasal niyo po kami, father, ha
06:33Always po
06:35Salamat po, father
06:36Ganda ng boss ni father
06:37Malalim e, no?
06:38Si father din ang una natin kausap
06:39Magandang boss
06:40Hindi natin natin naman pangalan ni sir
06:41Father
06:42Ako po si father Melvin
06:44Melvin
06:45Melvin
06:45Father Marlon
06:46Then si father Marlon
06:48Fabrus po yun
06:49Father Marlon
06:49Magaan ang loob ko kay father Marlon
06:51Bakit?
06:52Bakit magaan ang loob ko?
06:54Ano no?
06:54Bakit magaan?
06:55Wala, naramdaman ko lang ang ganang loob ko
06:57Kasi ang layo nung naramdaman ko sa kanya
06:58Sa naramdaman ko sa'yo nung nakita
07:00Bakit naman, grabe ka naman
07:01Tagal na natin magkasama dito eh
07:04Birthday mo?
07:05O eh, ano naman yung birthday ko?
07:07Babatihin natin, bisita natin
07:09Father
07:10Anong pangalan ulit?
07:11Father Marlon
07:12Marlon
07:13Happy birthday, father Marlon
07:17Gaganong kakanda
07:18Happy birthday, father
07:20Nasa sa second voice kayo
07:21Marlon
07:22Okay, okay
07:22Buelo mo
07:23Buelo mo
07:24Happy birthday, father
07:27Marlon
07:27Happy birthday, father
07:29Marlon
07:30Happy birthday, happy birthday
07:33Happy birthday, father
07:35Father
07:36Marlon
07:36Thank you
07:37Salamat, salamat
07:38Happy birthday po
07:40God bless you, father Marlon
07:42Thank you, thank you
07:44Have so much fun
07:45Salamat po
07:46Pag hindi pa kayo away
07:47Pwede kayong dumaan ng Vice Comedy Club
07:49Oh
07:50Ang sayo din, father
07:52Ang dami
07:52Diyos ko yung mga bakla
07:53Mura ng mura doon
07:56Pasbasan nyo sila
07:56Pasbasan nyo, father
07:59Thank you po mga teachers
08:00Mag-enjoy kayo ma
08:01Yes, enjoy po kayo
08:02Thank you po sa magbisita
08:03Mahirap ang trabaho nyo
08:04Ngayon
08:05Mag-ipon kayo ng maraming saya at awa
08:07Para pang laban nyo yan sa mga i-stress sa pagpulik
08:11Tama
08:11Okay, thank you po
