00:01I would like to offer you a chance to view, a special view, of my latest video.
00:11Alright, I love these things.
00:14Entitled, Land of the Rising Venus.
00:21Land of the Rising Venus.
00:24Why do they blur out the agents?
00:27My mom just fainted.
00:30Honey, did you find the remote?
00:38Whoa!
00:39Whoa!
00:40What?
00:41It's Mama!
00:42Come on now.
00:43It's Mama Yamaguchi.
00:45Land of her buildings or anything.
00:49But there again, maybe you can.
00:55Sayonara, Yamaguchi-san.
00:59Well, we're back here in the arena, everybody.
01:04Kyoko, my wife, has disgraced Yamaguchi-san.
01:14You know that, Kyoko?
01:20You insulted me!
01:24I'm going to show you something, okay?
01:28P-U-N-I-S-H-M-E-N-T.
01:33My way.
01:34Yamaguchi-san way!
01:37What's he talking about?
01:38Right now!
01:39Punishment.
01:40He fixed to see it.
01:41Why don't she open the ring for us, huh?
01:50What do you mean, punishment?
01:51Well, I'll tell you what.
01:52In the Orient, wives or Japanese women are supposed to be subservient to their husbands.
01:57If they ever do anything to bring disgrace on their husbands, then they have to be punished.
02:05And I think that Mr. Yamaguchi-san is going to give a public demonstration here.
02:11It's a little ritual.
02:13Well, the young lady is holding the ropes as best she can.
02:17Yeah, whiter!
02:18We understand this is Yamaguchi-san's second wife for those keeping score at home.
02:24And I guess we're going to see some sort of, what are you saying, a Japanese ritual or something?
02:29Well, I talked to Yamaguchi-san earlier.
02:31Why don't you kneel down?
02:36She's going to have to get down on her hands and knees, JR.
02:39Look up at Mr. Yamaguchi-san.
02:42And then crawl on her hands and knees through his legs.
02:46And as she passes through the legs of Yamaguchi-san, that right there is going to be brought down
02:52up on the rear end, the derriere of his wife.
02:57Looks like a paddle you'd find in the principal's office.
03:01Oh, how...
03:02This is called the crawl of shame.
03:06This is utter humiliation for this man's wife.
03:10Well, how do you think she humiliated him being with Val Venus?
03:13Well, wait a minute.
03:14Here's Val Venus.
03:15There's Val.
03:16Oh, he's got the paddle.
03:18Oh, my gosh.
03:20Val Venus is going to number a tie-in tie.
03:23And Yamaguchi-san is running back to the rising sun.
03:28He didn't get to finish the ritual.
03:30Well, well, good.
03:35Val Venus coming to the aid and the rescue of this young lady, Mrs. Yamaguchi-san.
03:41I think we've had all the Japanese culture tonight that we can see.
03:45J.R., she deserved to be publicly humiliated, just like Yamaguchi-san would.
03:51What is he doing?
03:53Oh, she's going to get it.
03:55Get what?
03:56Whoa.
03:58This is another...
03:59This is more humiliation for Yamaguchi-san.
04:01She's smiling.
04:04Well, I guess old Val put a smile on her face.
04:08Oh, this is going to be the big one.
04:09This may call for Harry Carey.
04:17Ladies and gentlemen, it's a LOD-DOA collision.
04:23What are they going to do?
04:24It's next.
04:25Ah!
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