00:01I haven't had a lot of real friends in my life.
00:05Can we not do this right now?
00:06Until you basically zero.
00:08I don't want to be earnest.
00:10You have had my back.
00:11You have protected me so many times.
00:14It's my turn.
00:24You're obsessed with Chad Powers.
00:25Everyone's obsessed with Chad Powers, even I am.
00:30You coming to the party tonight?
00:32It's tradition.
00:33Cool.
00:33I love tradition.
00:36Circumcision.
00:39All right.
00:40Well, eat up.
00:41We are here because you always act so weird all the time.
00:44Hey, Kyle!
00:45Jeez!
00:46I am a man living inside the big skin of another man.
00:49It is a weird situation.
00:52Why are you helping me?
00:53Just doing my part to avoid the worst scandal in sports history.
00:58Can we go to jail for this?
00:59We've looked into it.
01:01A lot.
01:04What's the worst that can happen?
01:05He finds out you're a Gus Holiday and actually murders you.
01:09I might be an up on my head.
01:11Get ready!
01:16I think Chad Powers just died.
01:27I know your secret, Chad.
01:29You crossed the line.
01:35Chad Powers is outside.
01:37Who is he?
01:42Well, I'm going to go outside and text my girlfriend.
01:48Maybe send her a nude.
01:50Feel good again on my own.
01:53You know, until this very moment, I suspected you had no penis or testicles.
01:59Just a bare patch of greasy skin down there.
02:02But now, I believe you do have some testicles.
02:07Still no penis, though.
02:09Tape a day.
02:09Going down the only road I've ever known.
02:12I don't know.
02:13I don't know.
02:14I don't know.
02:15I don't know.
02:16I say he's gone.
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