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Aired (August 11, 2026): ANO NGA BA? Panoorin ang nakakatawang kuwentuhan nina Meme Vice, Kuys Ogie, at Kim Chiu kasama ang isang madlang player na nagta-trabaho sa isang kilalang hotel! #GMANetwork

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00:00whoo
00:01shah
00:02sayah
00:03sayah
00:04yun
00:05let's go
00:14let's go
00:15let's go
00:19ha ha ha
00:21ha ha
00:24hey
00:25hey
00:26hey
00:28hey
00:29hey
00:31yes
00:33ang foggy ni Sir Augs today, diba ma
00:37lakas pa ka ano yung friend room from LaSalle
00:39yeah
00:41very preppy ka today, very young
00:43wala naman ito, pero bagong look ito
00:45bagong look, you look very young
00:47thank you, young Dean
00:50anong Dean?
00:51Dean ng College of Law
00:52kasi may mga ganito kayo, may mga stubbles kayo, diba
00:55so parang hindi masyadong sudyante
00:57Dean
00:57pero young Dean
00:59parang 29 ka pa lang
01:00pero Dean ka na
01:01gusto ko yan
01:02pangalan niya ano
01:03iba
01:04iba
01:05iba Dean
01:05ang mga anak ni Olivia Dien
01:0829 years old ka pa lang
01:10pero ang birthday mo
01:11leap year
01:12graphic ka
01:13so times 4
01:14almost 120 years old ka na
01:16maraming salamat sa inyo mga pabori
01:18yes, yes, yes
01:19at eto na nga
01:20kahapon
01:21nanigurado si Ate Epeng
01:24kaya naiuwi niya
01:25ang 25,000 pesos
01:27at di pumalag
01:28sa ating katanungan
01:30yes
01:30the question was
01:31sa color coded
01:33rainfall advisory
01:34ng pag-asa
01:35anong kulay
01:36ang nagbababala
01:37ng intense
01:38rainfall
01:39at pag-alerto
01:41sa mga mamamayan
01:42ng posibleng
01:43paglikan
01:44alam mo kung pati niya
01:45nasagot?
01:45bakit?
01:46ang haba pala
01:47nung tanong
01:48anong sagot?
01:49sa 5 seconds
01:51ang sagot
01:51sabi ni Ayan ay
01:52orange
01:54orange
01:55gano'n
01:57orange pala
01:57paglikas na
01:58correct
01:59parang babala na
02:00mag ready na kayo
02:00paglikas
02:01pag red
02:02lumikas na kayo
02:04parang
02:05mag ready
02:05kasi pwede kayong palikasin
02:07correct
02:07pag sinabi sa inyong
02:09lumikas kayo
02:09dapat lumikas ha
02:10di ba kasi
02:11maraming napapahama
02:12ayaw nilang iwanan
02:13ang mga bahay
02:14at ari-arian
02:15iangat ang mga gamit
02:16buti tumigil na ang ulan
02:18sana tuloy-tuloy
02:19na ipagdasal natin
02:20safety first
02:22o kaya naman ang ating
02:23pot money
02:24ay nananatili pa rin
02:25sa halagang
02:27150,000 pesos
02:29ang mga maglalaro ngayong araw
02:30ang mga sanayin na sa
02:31industriya ng
02:33hospitality
02:34sila ang mga receptionist
02:35ng Makati City
02:37pasok na po
02:38sa game arena
02:39ooooy
02:40ayan na po sila
02:42let's go
02:42let's go
02:43let's go
02:45get ready
02:47because you will be dancing
02:48let's go guys
02:50dito mother
02:51ay mother
02:51mami mami
02:52masyado kay special d'yan
02:54to tayo mother
02:54si mother
02:55perfect mother
02:56get ready
02:58let's go
02:59pose
03:01pose
03:01let's go
03:02higiling gilay
03:04higiling gilay
03:06higiling gilay
03:06iwagayway ang kamay sa kapita
03:08at sa gitna
03:10na bababa
03:13bababa
03:14bababa
03:15bababa
03:15hey hey hey hey hey
03:17ooooh
03:18yeah
03:19love it
03:20ibang energy
03:21parang kapag nalaban
03:23yung hospitality
03:24ay nakikita mo na talaga
03:25kailangan energetic sila
03:26at saka lang ting masaya
03:27kasi sila yung unang unang makikita mo
03:29yes
03:30sila ang tatambad sa'yo
03:31at chichi ka sa'yo
03:32ooooh
03:32oh sabi natin si chen
03:33hi chen
03:35chen
03:36hello po
03:36hello mother people
03:38ay nabutas
03:39oh i love it
03:40nabutas yung Kylie Minogue
03:41ooooh
03:42sa sobrang saya niya
03:44receptionist ka sa ang
03:45estabilisimiento
03:46sa salon po
03:47ah sa salon
03:48okay
03:49sa anang salon nyo
03:50ah sa palanan po
03:52anong pangalan
03:53glowingly yours
03:54hello po sa kaya mga
03:55glowingly yours
03:56Helen
03:57hello
03:58ibigay ko
03:59oh
04:00gusto pa yung glowing
04:01glowingly yours
04:03yes
04:04kaya ka pala talon ng talon
04:05bakit
04:06kasi taga salon siya
04:07sorry
04:08ha ha ha ha
04:09salon siya ng salon
04:10salon na salon
04:10okay so bakit
04:12paano ka naging receptionist dyan
04:13kakilala ka ba nung may-ari
04:15nag-apply po
04:16mhm
04:16from province
04:17sa Capiz
04:18okay
04:19nagtay dyan sa Manila
04:21yun nag-apply
04:22bakit receptionist ang pinasok mong
04:23ah
04:24trabaho
04:24dati kasi po ah
04:25hindi pa akong masyado marunong sa ano
04:26sa mga book book
04:27so yun po
04:28ako yung
04:29tinry na
04:31mag-accept ng mga ano
04:32mga
04:33clients
04:34pero gusto mo talagang maging stylist
04:36sa salon
04:36yes po
04:37pero dahil bago ka
04:38tinoka ka muna bilang receptionist
04:40o po
04:41tapos nagsang sideline na din
04:42nagre-revent
04:43o o
04:44ay marunong pa na
04:45yes po
04:46ilang taon ka na doon
04:4737
04:4837 years
04:49doon?
04:50sa glowingly yours?
04:51o o
04:51doon nagpaayo si Maria Clara
04:53tsaka si Ibarra
04:55grabe
04:55ang tagal na
04:56100 years old na kasi yun eh
04:58o o
04:59siya pa yung pinakabago nun ah
05:01sa lagay na yun
05:0237 years na siya sa salon
05:03so excited
05:03nakita niya lahat ng kaunlaran ng mga gafs
05:06yes o o
05:07at ang ginagamit pang pang unat yun dati yung plan siyang di ulit
05:10hindi
05:11yung may kabayo
05:1137 years old ka na
05:13years old po
05:14tapos magtatatlang taon po
05:15sa glowing
05:17glowingly yours
05:17o o
05:18happy ka naman
05:19super happy
05:20lalo nandito ako ngayon
05:22hello
05:23pwede pwede mag-resign ka na
05:24tapos kaya ka pala dito
05:26isa sa trabaho eh
05:28patiin mo yung mga kasamahan ko
05:29oh iyan
05:29ah hello po kay mga mga priest
05:31yung mga casin ko sa Capis
05:32hello
05:34Karos
05:35hello
05:35yung sister ko sa Qatar
05:37yung pamangking ko
05:38hello Alexi
05:39yan po
05:39ah
05:40nagawa niya na lahat
05:42thank you
05:42ingat ka ha
05:43bye
05:44yung mga ganyan hindi pumapaslak sa next round
05:47ah
05:47at least na kabate
05:49sino dito ang receptionist sa motel
05:53si ano si
05:54mukhang si Nio
05:55si Roe V
05:56si Weberon
05:57ah wala
05:58ah hotel
05:58hotel wala
06:00walang receptionist sa
06:02ha
06:02si Nio yata
06:04ah sino
06:04ah si King
06:05sa hotel ko
06:07ah
06:07ah hotel
06:08hotel
06:09receptionist kayo sa people power money
06:11nyo
06:12ah
06:12hotel
06:13costume lang
06:13sa hotel din po
06:14o o o o o
06:15ikaw naman Nio sa hotel ka din
06:17So Gucci Gucci siya
06:18very Gucci
06:19o o o o
06:20class
06:20oo nga no
06:21hotel po
06:22then sister company po na Sogo
06:25ah
06:25ah
06:26anong brother company nyo
06:28Yes, there is a Dreamworld, AstroTel, Appleview.
06:33What's the father company?
06:37Why do you know the sister company?
06:39Correct.
06:39There's a mother company.
06:42Yes.
06:42Father is sister, S1.
06:45S1.
06:45S1.
06:47That's our boss.
06:49Who's the cousin company?
06:51Yes.
06:53Sir Sipo.
06:56Malaka.
06:58Namamalaka.
06:59Tag-ulan namamalaka.
07:02Receptionist ka sa hotel.
07:03Anong pangalan ng hotel?
07:04Eurotel Makati po.
07:05Ah!
07:06Meron rin sa Cubao, di ba?
07:08Meron rin sa Cubao.
07:09Oo.
07:10Oo, maganda ang Eurotel.
07:12Oo.
07:12May topic pa kami mamaya ka babate.
07:14Hindi yung ano.
07:15Sige, simpatiin mo ng gusto mo.
07:17Pwede ko pumabate yung mga katrabaho ko dyan sa Eurotel Makati!
07:22Hello and Sir Alins or Kelvin at dyan yung mga kababayan ko sa Katanduanes po.
07:29Ingat po kayo dahil may ban.
07:30Yes, tama.
07:31Oo.
07:32So Eurotel.
07:33Yes po.
07:34Okay.
07:34May nag-check-in na ba dyan na artista?
07:38Mga influencer lang po.
07:41Pero...
07:41Nung lumabas ba sila ba sa buhok nila?
07:44Bakit ba sa buhok?
07:45Tapos nagmamadaling lumabas.
07:46Hindi kinuha yung sukle.
07:48Hindi.
07:49Hindi na lang gano'n.
07:50Iba yun.
07:51Iba yun.
07:51Eurotel daw.
07:52May gano'n yun.
07:53Lumabas ng nakayoko.
07:54Nakayoko.
07:54O nakayoko.
07:56Tapos kayo binigay yung bimbaya.
07:57Hindi kinuha yun.
07:58Mamay sukle pa kayo.
08:00Gano'n ba yun?
08:02Gano'n ba yun?
08:02Gano'n malayo.
08:03Sa ka nag-check-in nung kabataan mo?
08:05Peninsula?
08:06Ay!
08:08Parang question mark pa.
08:10Super naman.
08:11Yaman nito, no?
08:13Mayabang lang.
08:14Peninsula.
08:16Ikaw anong paborito mong hotel?
08:18Paborito kong hotel?
08:20Is it?
08:22Anito.
08:24Anito.
08:25Check-in.
08:26Mga Shangri-la.
08:27Mga gano'n bagay.
08:28Ikaw ma?
08:30Dito sa ano.
08:31Sa NovoTel.
08:33Ah, yes!
08:34Sa Laneta.
08:35Ay, oo.
08:36Pag nagko-concert.
08:37Nag-show.
08:38May palibri silang suhito.
08:40Gusto kayong NovoTel.
08:41Tsaka kakaibigan natin yung mga yun.
08:43Yes.
08:44Oo.
08:45Gusto niyo doon?
08:46Gusto mo lumipat doon?
08:48Meron na siyang trabaho.
08:50Ay, magandang benefits doon.
08:52May pill health, may SSS, may pag-ibig.
08:54Kahit wala kang sakit, may casket.
08:58Ano?
08:59Lilipat ka na?
09:01Hindi po.
09:02Hindi po.
09:02Ah, loyal ka.
09:03Ilang taon ka na dyan sa pinagpapasukan mo?
09:05Magdi-three years po sa...
09:07Ah, three years.
09:08Yearly ang kontrata dyan.
09:11Hindi po, ano po.
09:12Derederecho naman po yun.
09:13Ah.
09:14Six months po, ano...
09:15Ano ka na po?
09:16Regular ka na po sa company.
09:18Ah.
09:18Pag five months, irregular ka?
09:20Um, probably po.
09:21Irregular ka yun.
09:21Masakit ang puson mo pa pumapasok.
09:23Masakit ang puson mo?
09:24Hindi ako regular nga yun eh.
09:26Yung ganon.
09:27Okay.
09:27Paano ka bumabate?
09:29Ayan.
09:29Ah, sige.
09:30Good morning, ma.
09:31Ito sa bahay niyo pag Pasko.
09:32Pag darating...
09:33Pasko!
09:34Oo, pag darating makabaganap ni sa Pasko.
09:37Bumaganon.
09:38Paano?
09:39Paano ako bumaba?
09:40Ito yung mga guests mo.
09:41Mga VIPs.
09:42Bata ko mag-check-in kasama ito.
09:44Eh, bakit hindi?
09:46Ah, sabagay.
09:46Napuya tayo.
09:47Tataag dito na, ano tayo, na-stranded.
09:50Yes.
09:50Umuulan.
09:51Bumabaha.
09:51Oo, MEU lang sila kaya nito.
09:53Hindi talaga.
09:55Excuse me, um...
09:56Can you have an executive suite, please?
09:59Yes.
10:00Um...
10:01Okay po, ma'am.
10:02Ah, good morning po.
10:03Good morning, sir.
10:04Hindi, gabi na eh.
10:05Oo.
10:06Good evening, sir.
10:07Good evening, ma'am.
10:08Oo.
10:08Welcome to Urotel Makati.
10:11Anong oras mo kami sasagutin?
10:13Yung room.
10:14Para siyang AI.
10:15Oo, AI.
10:17At saka yung mga paglareklabo ka tapos alam mong call center yung sumasagot sa'yo, yung computer.
10:23Ah, yan.
10:23Yes.
10:24We're looking for an executive suite.
10:25Yes.
10:27Um...
10:27Good for...
10:2938.
10:3038, yes.
10:31We're having a party.
10:32Yeah.
10:34Do you have a reservation, ma'am?
10:35Two human beings, 37 carabaos, and four calling birds.
10:39Yes.
10:39You French hens.
10:40And two turtledoves.
10:43And a paw.
10:43In a pear tree.
10:45Yes.
10:45Um...
10:46Excuse me, ma'am.
10:47Can I have your eyes?
10:48Yes, yes.
10:49Come on.
10:49Go ahead.
10:50Go ahead.
10:51Go ahead.
10:53So, what do you offer?
10:54We need a room to stay.
10:56Yes.
10:57Right now.
10:58I can show you the room, ma'am.
10:59No, I can show you the world.
11:01Shining, shimmering, splendid.
11:04Tell me, princess.
11:05When did you last let your heart decide?
11:09Is that the room?
11:10How much?
11:11How much?
11:11Yes.
11:12Is that dog in the window?
11:15My doggy, my doggy.
11:16Yes.
11:17Are you animal friendly?
11:20Yes.
11:21Oh.
11:21Are you a friendly animal?
11:24No.
11:24Are you friends to an animal?
11:28Or you're an animal to your friends?
11:31It depends in the animal.
11:33It depends in the animal.
11:34What kind of animal do you depend to?
11:39Oh, we're an executive.
11:41Oh, we're an executive.
11:43Oh, you don't need to...
11:44Yeah.
11:45Oh, what's your position in the hotel?
11:47Power forward.
11:50Outside people.
11:51Guess service specialist.
11:54Service specialist.
11:55Oh, you bet.
11:56Oh, yes.
11:57I don't know.
11:57Service specialist.
11:59Yes.
11:59Leo.
12:00What's your service?
12:01What's that?
12:02Patagal kayo ng service specialist.
12:05Mag-o-one-year po.
12:07Oh.
12:08Mag-o-one-year siyang service specialist.
12:10Oh, experience.
12:10Bagay kayo, oh.
12:11Yes, of course.
12:12Para siyang ikaw ang bisor nila.
12:15Okay, magkakabahan ha?
12:17Oh, lahat kayo, magkakabahan.
12:18Magkakabahan lang kayo.
12:19This game is for you.
12:20Come on, let's play.
12:21Sumaban ka, Leo.
12:24Yes, yes, yes.
12:26Congratulations sa kanila.
12:28Dahil ngayon palang,
12:29ang ating malang players ay meron ng tigisang libong piso
12:31ng matatanggap.
12:33Yes.
12:33Magpaseo na tayo.
12:34Play music!
12:35Ah, iuro ko tayo.
12:37Bawal ang dalawa.
12:38Napipitik yung DJ natin.
12:39Gusto niya extended si DJ Nick
12:40kasi ano siya, fan talaga siya ng Baby Dolls.
12:43Yes.
12:43Aw, so cutest.
12:44DJ Nick talaga fan ng book.
12:46Ang unang fan com ng ano ng Baby Dolls.
12:48Ah, talaga ba?
12:50OG, OG.
12:51OG pala siya.
12:52Yes, OG.
12:52Isa siyang Diaz.
12:54OG.
12:55OG.
12:56Diaz.
12:57Yes.
12:57Welcome back, DJ Nick.
12:59Okay, nagsimula kayong labing dalawa.
13:01Kalahati ila mga matitira.
13:02Ang anim na matitira ay yung mga tumuntong
13:04sa swerteng kahon na magkukulay green.
13:07Ilaminate!
13:11Ay, si Mami Jeng.
13:13Wala na.
13:15Nako, yun nang naligwak si ano.
13:18Ang kausap natin.
13:20Oo.
13:21Congratulations sa lahat ng mga nakatapak sa ilaw na kulay green.
13:25Pwesta po ulit tayo sa likod.
13:28Alright, players.
13:29Iilawa namin ulit ang mga kahon ilaminate!
13:33Ilaminate!
13:35Ilaminate!
13:36Ayan.
13:38Tatlo.
13:38Ayan.
13:39Kalawat kanan, may tag-tatlong kahon siyan.
13:42Pwesta po tayo sa may ilaw na white.
13:46Okay.
13:47Sino ulang sasagot?
13:48Ilaminate.
13:49Ilaminate.
13:51Ilaminate.
13:52Si Ara.
13:53Okay, dun ko okay.
13:54Sa kabila si Kimi.
13:55Oo.
13:55Now let's play it!
13:56Yay!
13:59Giving.
14:02Okay.
14:03Magbigay ng isa sa labing lima na pinakapopular na dog breed.
14:12Lahi ng aso.
14:13Dog breed sa Pilipinas ayon sa dogster.com.
14:18Magbigay ng isa sa labing limang pinakapopular na dog breeds sa Pilipinas ayon sa dogster.com.
14:24Mawauna ka, Ate Ara.
14:26Go!
14:27Shih Tzu.
14:28Shih Tzu.
14:28Correct!
14:29M.
14:30Chihuahua.
14:31Chihuahua.
14:32Correct!
14:33Jess.
14:34Bulldog.
14:37Walang bulldog!
14:39Sheena.
14:39American Bully.
14:40American Bully.
14:42Wala.
14:43Robbie.
14:44German Shepherd.
14:45Correct!
14:47Bogs.
14:48Pomeranian.
14:49Pomeranian.
14:50Correct!
14:50Correct!
14:51Tapos na nakaikot na tayo ang natira ay apat!
14:55Yes!
14:56Apat sila!
14:57Masama rin sa lisahan ang Beagle.
14:59Border Collie.
15:02Chow Chow.
15:03Dalmatian.
15:04Doberman.
15:04German Shepherd.
15:05Golden Retriever.
15:06Labrador.
15:07Corgi.
15:09Pomeranian Puck.
15:10Shiba Inu.
15:11Shih Tzu.
15:12Toy Poodle.
15:13Alright.
15:14Aww.
15:15Ngayon, magpapailaw tayo ulit bago tayo mag-tanungan.
15:18Illuminate please!
15:34Illuminate please!
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