It's Showtime: Full Episode (August 1, 2025)

GMA Network

Aired (August 1, 2025): Puksaan sa sagutan ang hatid ng Toro Family at comedians ng Vice Comedy Club sa 'MASAsagot Mo Ba?' Habang lakas ng dating at galing sa pagpapatawa naman ang pinamalas ng mga escorts sa 'Escort Mo, Show Mo!' #GMANetwork   Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.

Transcript

00:00:00Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!

00:00:03Mudlog People!

00:00:05Sama-sama tayong bumago ng may saya

00:00:08at maging tulay ng pag-asa.

00:00:11It's...

00:00:13SHOWTIME!

00:00:15Yeah! Yeah!

00:00:17Mudlog People!

00:00:18Thank God, Fred! Mudlog People!

00:00:21Let's go!

00:00:22Come on! Come on! Come on!

00:00:26Way ay ano mang tulay

00:00:31Sama-sama sa bagumpay

00:00:34Kung mula yung man o warag

00:00:38At kahit ang dulo'y di matandago

00:00:42195曾 lang ang hirap ng buhay

00:00:45Marang-ai...��ổ paj

00:00:48Barbongkin mo'y nakasiba

00:00:51sa tulot niya

00:00:53L wee�!

00:00:55Oh, hey, what is your mingau?

00:00:58I love my love, but I'm always my showtime.

00:01:01This is your show, this is your showtime.

00:01:05Mama, see, come now.

00:01:07It's showtime!

00:01:09Hey, hey, hey!

00:01:11Showtime!

00:01:12Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!

00:01:14Showtime!

00:01:15I'm gonna know.

00:01:17Showtime!

00:01:18Showtime!

00:01:21Let's hang up, yaman, sabdo

00:01:25Para sumayang

00:01:28Basta ligasama kapamilya

00:01:31Kahit ano ba yan kayang-kayang

00:01:35Namahal na tunay

00:01:38Dubay sa ating atas

00:01:41Malayu man na pusingan

00:01:45Paglarap ni magkakang

00:01:47Paglarap ni magkakang

00:01:53Mata yukumya

00:01:55This is you show, this is your time

00:01:58Mata sigana, it's show time

00:02:02Mata sigana, it's show time

00:02:04Mata yukumya

00:02:05Mata yukumya

00:02:08This is your show, this is your time

00:02:12Mata sigana, it's show time

00:02:15Let's go, let's go.

00:02:45Say party, party

00:02:46Isang masayang araw dito sa

00:02:50It's so time

00:02:53And 1, 2, 3

00:02:56Isang mapada

00:02:58One's up by the people

00:03:01On some bad people

00:03:041, 2, 3

00:03:06One's up by the people

00:03:09Good job with the people

00:03:15Bakit siya, binabago yun.

00:03:18Dapat siya, binago.

00:03:20Hindi, kaya binago yun.

00:03:22Bakit?

00:03:22Kasi pa...

00:03:23Parang na-butol tayo ron ah.

00:03:24Bakit?

00:03:25Kasi nga, kailangan ma-practice natin yung isang mabagpalang tanghalimadlam people ta'y...

00:03:30Mapagpala...

00:03:32Mapagpala...

00:03:33Mapagpala...

00:03:33Mapagpala tanghalim.

00:03:36Kasi aauno na ng Agosto.

00:03:39Wow!

00:03:40Yes!

00:03:41At unang araw yan ang buwan ng wikang pambanan.

00:03:44You know, the students know.

00:03:46Right?

00:03:47Right?

00:03:48And now, our topic is the official topic of the Filipino and the Jewish community.

00:03:56That's what we're talking about.

00:04:00Wow!

00:04:01Wow!

00:04:02I love you, Changami.

00:04:04Yeah!

00:04:05That's what we're talking about.

00:04:06That's what we're talking about.

00:04:08And that's why we need to understand, understand and teach our Bible,

00:04:15so that we don't have a love language of the Jewish people.

00:04:21What?

00:04:22No!

00:04:23What?

00:04:24What?

00:04:25What?

00:04:27What?

00:04:28What?

00:04:30What?

00:04:32What?

00:04:33What?

00:04:34What?

00:04:35What?

00:04:36Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:04:38We need to understand that in a minute,

00:04:44it's true to the Philippines.

00:04:46Yes!

00:04:47Let's take a look at our...

00:04:50Katahimikan.

00:04:51Katahimikan.

00:04:52Ito na nga, ito na.

00:04:53What's the Filipino word?

00:04:56What's the Filipino word?

00:04:58And why?

00:04:59Ako na una, ako na una.

00:05:00Gigil.

00:05:01Gigil?

00:05:02Ayun yung salita na nilagay nila sa international ng mga...

00:05:06Parang hindi yun yung sinasabi mo araw-araw dun sa kainan.

00:05:09Paano mo pinapakita yung gigi?

00:05:11Parang ibang mong word yung narinig.

00:05:12Gigil!

00:05:13Oh!

00:05:14Gigil!

00:05:15Oh!

00:05:16Recognize na siya.

00:05:17Recognize na siya as an international word.

00:05:20Ah, pakahusa!

00:05:21O, di ba yun yung ginagamit pag naghahanap ka?

00:05:24Google yun!

00:05:25Google yun!

00:05:26Iba yun sa gigi.

00:05:28Ayun!

00:05:29Ikaw ayun!

00:05:30Ikaw para sa'yo ayun!

00:05:33Game na tayo.

00:05:34Ay!

00:05:35May big...

00:05:36Parang may dumating na maganda.

00:05:37Oo, yung maganda.

00:05:38Nakakagigil.

00:05:39O na, ang magigil yan.

00:05:40Napakaganda.

00:05:41Parang mariyaklara ba?

00:05:42Parang mariyaklara ba?

00:05:43Happy happy birthday sa ating very energetic and pretty na Jester Donut Crew!

00:05:47Yay!

00:05:48Yay!

00:05:49Yay!

00:05:50Yay!

00:05:51Yay!

00:05:52Yay!

00:05:53Yay!

00:05:54Ay!

00:05:55Ay!

00:05:56Ay!

00:05:57Ay!

00:05:58Ay!

00:05:59Astaga tayo sa mga tanong ...

00:06:01pang al às pagod!

00:06:02Quickies Bong Jo and Video,

00:06:04kayo na!

00:06:05Yay!

00:06:06Wow..., guys!

00:06:08What's up app ng people?

00:06:10Moaan!

00:06:11Hmm!

00:06:12O, halina't maglaro tayo!

00:06:14Kung ikaw ang tipong andaming alam,

00:06:16baka sa aming tanungan,

00:06:18ikaw ang tunay na sa kalaam dito sa...

00:06:20dito sa Masa, Sagot Mo Ba!

00:06:39Para!

00:06:41Malalaglag ako sa jeep ko, kasama niya ako.

00:06:44Malalaglag ka sa jeep eh.

00:06:45Mali yung koryo kayo, so malalaglag ako sa jeep.

00:06:48Pero maging mapantyaga,

00:06:50lang sa mga kapaligaran upang makapulot.

00:06:52Ano?

00:06:54Mapagpagmatsaga.

00:06:56Mapagpagmatsag.

00:06:57Ito talaga si River Joseph.

00:06:59Sorry po.

00:07:01Pasig River kasi.

00:07:03Maging mapagmatsag lang sa kapaligaran upang makapulot ng mga bagong kaalaman.

00:07:08Kinalaari natin ang mga makikisaya sa trip natin today.

00:07:10Kamusta na ang pila dyan sa Sakayan, Boss Ogi?

00:07:14Eh, ito na, ito na ang biyay na babayan.

00:07:17Para kary niya.

00:07:18Ha?

00:07:18Para kary niya.

00:07:19Ano yung Lenn?

00:07:20Parang kary mo.

00:07:22Oye, talaga ba?

00:07:23Yung naractor mo today.

00:07:23Bagay na bagay ba?

00:07:24Oo.

00:07:25Okay bang esthetic?

00:07:27Oo, okay, okay.

00:07:28Lalo na yung funny pack.

00:07:29Di ba?

00:07:30Alam mo naman kami yung mga barker.

00:07:32Talaga nakabalman lang.

00:07:33Alam mo na.

00:07:33Ano yung host dito na nagbabanggit ang brand?

00:07:38Siyempre!

00:07:39Siyempre!

00:07:40Kailangan niya banggitin.

00:07:42Bakit?

00:07:42Walang mag-aakala.

00:07:45Sino mag-aakala sa 63 nagbabalman?

00:07:49Ayan yun na, ayan yun na.

00:07:51Ayan na!

00:07:51Biyayang nababayan!

00:07:53Nakatulog ka na sa biyahe!

00:07:54Bagdilat mo na sa trafica pa rin!

00:07:56Ito na mga basayero sa Rutang Road to Forever!

00:07:59Ano daw?

00:08:00Rutang Road to Forever!

00:08:02Tony Paola,

00:08:04Biss and Micae ang Toro Family!

00:08:06Ayan na ba!

00:08:08What's up, Tony Biss and Micae?

00:08:10Bumati na kay Samadang People Go!

00:08:13What's up, my love people!

00:08:17Ito pala ang Toro Family!

00:08:19Yes, I love Toro Family.

00:08:20Sila yung pinakamadaling tawagan.

00:08:22Pagkailangan natin.

00:08:22Oo, ayan!

00:08:24Kahit nagbablog sila,

00:08:25ibababa ang camera.

00:08:26Thank you for showtime!

00:08:28Thank you very much!

00:08:29Siyempre, home time tong showtime eh!

00:08:30Yes!

00:08:32Madaling kausap yan.

00:08:33Grabe naman yung mga pasingsing niyo.

00:08:35Oo, grabe no?

00:08:36Ay, I think!

00:08:37Kasi magkana talaga eh.

00:08:38Lulut!

00:08:41Dati sa Kariedo,

00:08:42pag naglalakad kami ng lolo ko,

00:08:44sa Kariedo,

00:08:45may mga nagbebenta ng alahas.

00:08:46Sa pintahan ng alahas,

00:08:48mayroong may tubig,

00:08:49tas may kalamansi,

00:08:49tas doon daw kasi malalaman kong totoo.

00:08:51Bumpe, tinutubog doon?

00:08:53Hindi tinutubog.

00:08:54Parang mamumuti kasi.

00:08:55Kasi asidik yung,

00:08:56kayo may kalamansi,

00:08:57mamumuti siya.

00:09:00So pag-fake, mamumuti.

00:09:01Pag-fake, mamumuti.

00:09:03Yung iba naman,

00:09:04may may suka.

00:09:05May suka.

00:09:06May suka.

00:09:06Eh, para asidik yung likidong,

00:09:08mamumuti siya.

00:09:09Eh, paano kung fake yung kalamansi?

00:09:11Ito lang.

00:09:12Kaya kailangan alamin din natin

00:09:13kung totoo yung kalamansi.

00:09:15Eh, paano yung suka?

00:09:15Ang fake din.

00:09:16Ano na?

00:09:16Ang fake din ni suka.

00:09:17Kaya, edus ko sa Pilipinas pa, no?

00:09:19Hindi mo na maalaman.

00:09:19Pag-fake, di ba?

00:09:21Oo.

00:09:21Pero,

00:09:22kamusta ang Toro family?

00:09:24Okay naman po.

00:09:25Nagkakainisan kami umaga,

00:09:26pero okay naman kami.

00:09:28Kasi na lang may issue silang dalawa eh.

00:09:29Talaga ba?

00:09:30Kasi si Vika'y nakapang bahay.

00:09:32So, si Spire kayo ngayon o

00:09:34si Spire muna?

00:09:36Sa commercial break na lang itutuloy.

00:09:38Ayan.

00:09:38Tatapos.

00:09:39Pag-uwi na lang po.

00:09:40Abang ka na lang sa upload.

00:09:41Sa upload.

00:09:42Sa tanungan,

00:09:43pwede magtulungan pa dito eh.

00:09:44Yes.

00:09:45Sabihin niyo ba magtutulungan kayo?

00:09:46Magtutulungan kami lagi naman.

00:09:48Kaya naman yung magkaaway kami

00:09:49tapos batidig kami.

00:09:50Actually, gano'n yung Toro family.

00:09:52Magkakaaway sila lagi

00:09:53pero they're a team.

00:09:54Yes.

00:09:55Gano'n naman ang kwento ng

00:09:56mga Pilipinong,

00:09:57pamilya ng Pilipino dito.

00:09:59Yes.

00:10:00Laging pipiliin magmahalan

00:10:01at magbati sa bandan dulo.

00:10:03Ay, sige nga, sige nga.

00:10:04Mamaya na.

00:10:07Bakit din siya pang-aya?

00:10:08Mamaya na.

00:10:09Nakairap pag-a-team.

00:10:10Oo, mga tripi.

00:10:11Kaya pala kayo,

00:10:12nakita ko huling-huling

00:10:13siyang pumasok sa hallway.

00:10:14Oo, minika pa pa yan.

00:10:16Oo, five minutes.

00:10:17Ay, bag naliyo iya.

00:10:19Pero kung masa at masa

00:10:20ang pag-uusapan,

00:10:22itong Toro family talaga

00:10:23ang makapagpapakado

00:10:24ng pagkamasa.

00:10:25Kasi nga, di ba,

00:10:26ayaw nila ng pasosyal,

00:10:27pero kailangan

00:10:28pag nasa fine dining restaurant,

00:10:30kailangan ipinabagay.

00:10:32That meron kang GMRC.

00:10:34Oo.

00:10:35Hindi mo alam yung GMRC.

00:10:37May ganun kayo sa Korea.

00:10:38Anong ibig sabihin yung GMRC?

00:10:39O, tamo yun.

00:10:40Sabihin mo yung GMRC.

00:10:42Good manners and right.

00:10:44Contact.

00:10:45Contact.

00:10:45O, tamo.

00:10:46Inuunahan ako ng mga tao, eh.

00:10:47Pag-isang tulungan kayong pamilya

00:10:49kahit may tili.

00:10:50Inuunahan ako naman ng people.

00:10:52Yeah, that.

00:10:53Good manners.

00:10:53Tawa-tawa.

00:10:54Oo, yun.

00:10:55Kahit masa, kahit geologs,

00:10:56dapat may good manners.

00:10:57Yes, and right conduct.

00:10:59Yes.

00:10:59Okay naman,

00:11:00nagpapakatotoo ka,

00:11:00pero misan,

00:11:01kailangan makatao ka rin.

00:11:03O, tao.

00:11:04Di ba?

00:11:05Ang ganda.

00:11:06Nagpapakatotoo ka,

00:11:07nagpapakatao ka ba?

00:11:08Yeah, ako.

00:11:08Kaya pang walang nalaglag na biskwit.

00:11:11Wala dapat mga,

00:11:12halalala.

00:11:13It's not fine dining restaurant.

00:11:15Wala kang pulutin mo lang ng dahan-dahan.

00:11:17Nalaglag yung biskwit.

00:11:18Saan lang ginagawa yung halalala pag anong,

00:11:20saan lang gagawin?

00:11:21Sa mga ano, sa mga tapsilugan.

00:11:23Ayan, pwede yan.

00:11:24Sa parisan, pwede yun.

00:11:25Oo, sa mga parisan.

00:11:26Sa tubig!

00:11:27Pwede yan.

00:11:28Eh, paano pa nalaglag yun?

00:11:29Sa fine dining yung ganong klase?

00:11:31Ano'y aksyon mo?

00:11:32Ah, nalaglag?

00:11:34Ah!

00:11:35Talon.

00:11:36Kaya yung estilo kasi yan,

00:11:37kunyari nalaglag yung kunsyara

00:11:39nasa fine dining restaurant.

00:11:41Pag nalaglag yung kunyari,

00:11:42yung kubiertos,

00:11:43yung kunsyara,

00:11:43nalaglag.

00:11:44Hindi mo basta kukunin

00:11:46kasi mawawalan ka ng...

00:11:48May formahan din yan.

00:11:49Lalo na kung nakagown ka.

00:11:51Pag nalaglag...

00:11:53Paano gagawin?

00:11:54Titingin ka muna sa kaliwa.

00:11:56Kaliwa.

00:11:57Sa kanan.

00:11:58Kanan.

00:11:59Sa baba.

00:12:00Oo.

00:12:00Tapos sisipain mo pa pala.

00:12:02Bakit?

00:12:03Sa sisipain mo pa pala.

00:12:04Tapos tawagin mo yung waiter.

00:12:07Ah!

00:12:09Kailangan mo sa waiter.

00:12:10Para yung waiter,

00:12:11galit na galit sa'yo.

00:12:15Kaya mo naman yan, di ba?

00:12:17Sitiin pa mo pa eh.

00:12:18At saka misan yung mga arti natin

00:12:19sa fine dining restaurant,

00:12:20yung kahit kaya naman natin,

00:12:22iuutos mo natin sa waiter.

00:12:24Yung mga artihan natin.

00:12:25Oo.

00:12:26Eh kasi ko siyempre,

00:12:27di ba malaki rin yung bayad,

00:12:28malaki rin yung pagayaran.

00:12:29Malaki yung service charge.

00:12:31At saka malaki kang magtitip

00:12:32pag sa fine dining.

00:12:33Dapat.

00:12:33Kano kayong magtitip sa fine dining restaurant?

00:12:35Si Doc Yaping nagbayad doon kaya.

00:12:38Ako din.

00:12:39Hindi ako nagtitip sa fine dining

00:12:41kasi hindi naman ako nag-aya.

00:12:42Doon inaaya lang din.

00:12:43Oo.

00:12:43Ako din.

00:12:44At saka sa totoong restaurant,

00:12:46magkano ka magtitip?

00:12:47Misan.

00:12:48Depende.

00:12:48Misan 500, 1,000.

00:12:50Walang mukha mo nung nakaralang pa-picture ka lang.

00:12:52Pero,

00:12:52pero papapalita ba?

00:12:54Isang araw,

00:12:55hindi ba nga ito nag-buy date?

00:12:56Gusto niyo shout-out?

00:12:58Ipinamigin ka yung shout-out

00:12:59para libre sa restaurant.

00:13:00Pwede ba shout-out na lang para ano na?

00:13:02Para mas maraming bumunod.

00:13:04Para libre-tip?

00:13:05Oo.

00:13:05Para libre-tip.

00:13:06Shout-out.

00:13:07Yung picture.

00:13:07May ganun?

00:13:08Ay, ito.

00:13:09Galante tong magtitip.

00:13:11Ay, maggalante yan.

00:13:13Ano?

00:13:13Credit card niya.

00:13:15Ay, malaki ako magtitip.

00:13:16Yung tip credit card.

00:13:16Hindi pera,

00:13:17binibigay kong tip.

00:13:18Ano?

00:13:19Entrant.

00:13:20Pre-entrant sa Vice Comedy Club.

00:13:22Di ba?

00:13:23Promotion pa.

00:13:24Promotion.

00:13:25Ay, pero sa fine dining,

00:13:26bawal ka talagang bastos doon.

00:13:28Kasi kapag bastos ka sa fine dining.

00:13:29Bakit? May lugar ba yung pwede yung bastos?

00:13:32Sa parisan?

00:13:34Siguro,

00:13:35subukan mo mang bastos sa parisan.

00:13:37Hindi nga.

00:13:38Sashansihin ka nung ano.

00:13:39Kailangan mo umayo sa isang fine dining.

00:13:42Kasi pag hindi,

00:13:43magbabayad ka.

00:13:45Kasi na fine dining.

00:13:46May fine?

00:13:46Yes.

00:13:47Multa?

00:13:48Oo, o.

00:13:49Multa nga.

00:13:50Kasi kaya fine dining tawag mo.

00:13:51Tapos natanungin pag tasunan.

00:13:53Are you fine?

00:13:54No, I'm dying.

00:13:55I don't know.

00:13:58Are you fine?

00:13:59Ayun pa.

00:14:01I'm sorry.

00:14:02Grabe.

00:14:03Nagtawa mo yun.

00:14:04Nungulak.

00:14:05Ba't ako ako?

00:14:06Ba't numulak sa'yo?

00:14:07Pagtanggol mo naman ako sa'yo.

00:14:08Kapag nasaktan ako dito.

00:14:10Ikaw na yung driver na nakita ko nakaganito sa'yo.

00:14:13Mwapadjak pa eh.

00:14:14Mwapadjak ka pa dyan ha.

00:14:16Okay, eto na.

00:14:16Maraming salamat.

00:14:17Good luck sa inyo,

00:14:18rin yung Toro family.

00:14:19Yes, maraming salamat sa Toro family.

00:14:21Good luck.

00:14:21At sino naman ang pasero mo dyan?

00:14:23Darren!

00:14:24Eto na nga biyayang febiyo febiyo febiyo febiyo.

00:14:26Susugin din natin ang kakaibang laban ng Commonwealth.

00:14:28Eto na nga ating mga pasero.

00:14:30Pasok!

00:14:30Betay, Bebay, and Jule ang DPCC!

00:14:34Ay!

00:14:35Ay!

00:14:36It's so right!

00:14:37Ano ito, playground?

00:14:39Ano ito, playground?

00:14:40Ay, bakit lang sa harap?

00:14:41Di mga pasero?

00:14:41Sa gym kasi bet yung ano, bet yung parker.

00:14:45Ayun na, yun na.

00:14:48Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:14:49Ah, one, two, three.

00:14:51What's up, man, young people!

00:14:54Grabe, may mga estudyante tayo kasama.

00:14:57Yes, kahapon kaysa atin si Pepe.

00:14:59Eh, bakla, Pepe, pay ngayon kasama natin.

00:15:02Transform?

00:15:03Oo.

00:15:04So, kamusta kayong tatar?

00:15:05School girl yung dalawa?

00:15:07Yes.

00:15:08Kasi diba pag estudyante ka, may discount ka sa Jeep?

00:15:11Oo.

00:15:11Pero pag ganyan nakatanda yung itsura ng estudyante,

00:15:14kukunan pa ba discount?

00:15:15Ay hihingan mo na ng tax?

00:15:16Oo.

00:15:17Mas malaking discount ito kasi repeater.

00:15:20At saka si New Citizen, may discount na yan.

00:15:22Diba?

00:15:24Hello, Meme.

00:15:24Hi, Kuya John.

00:15:26Dito ka nga, Pepe.

00:15:26Labas ka nga, Pepe.

00:15:29Dito ka nga, Pepe.

00:15:29Bye.

00:15:30Bakit?

00:15:31Oo, school girl siya.

00:15:32Alam mo, yung uniform mo yung school girl,

00:15:34parang napapadod sa mga video na blurred.

00:15:39Yung saka ni saka nito.

00:15:44Tapadod ka na yung uniform na yan.

00:15:45Costume na...

00:15:46Bakit?

00:15:47Nagkatawa yung mga...

00:15:47Itong limang to, oy.

00:15:49Nasa harapan, tawang-tawan.

00:15:50Ano nabangit yung video na blurred?

00:15:51Alam mo, nagpapasahan sa chat group nila nung video na blurred.

00:15:54Itong limang to.

00:15:55Oo.

00:15:56Ano, bukas na bukas ang telegram niyong lima, no?

00:15:59Okay.

00:16:02Sexy ka dyan, nak, no?

00:16:03Yes, meh.

00:16:04Kasi nakita ko talaga na sexy ka magdabit dito.

00:16:06Kaya sabi ko, hindi ako papakabugsay.

00:16:08Oo.

00:16:09Yes.

00:16:10Ang palda, di mo, dalagang-dalaga.

00:16:12Oo.

00:16:12Pero ang binti, mamang-mama.

00:16:15Wow.

00:16:16Hindi ko...

00:16:16Aray ko!

00:16:18Kung kinukurut niya ko, sabi niya, gawin...

00:16:20Hindi.

00:16:21Binibigyan ako siya.

00:16:22Sabi niya, ginagano niya ba ako?

00:16:25Sul-sul yan eh, kaya hindi na gumanda kahit kailan.

00:16:28Sobra naman to.

00:16:29Alasin ko itong retoke niya.

00:16:33Grabe yung...

00:16:33Dito yung malam mo kung masaya sa inyo o hindi.

00:16:35Sabi lang na reaction niya.

00:16:38Basta ako, may private school ako.

00:16:41Oo.

00:16:41Private school siya.

00:16:42Oo.

00:16:42Pero di kayo sudyante, cantiner.

00:16:46Nagbibigyan kayo lang...

00:16:47Ito yung nagbibigyan lang istab sa Bar City.

00:16:50Pero ang grabe si...

00:16:52Si Pepay ah.

00:16:53Si RC, na taga-Munyos.

00:16:55Ay, isang nagbilang naman.

00:16:57Hindi, RC Munyos.

00:16:58Si RC, na taga-Munyos.

00:17:01Ay, taray ni Pepay oh.

00:17:02Bakit?

00:17:03Yung mga ka na ba?

00:17:05Tare, recess na.

00:17:07Kita siya yung mga ka na.

00:17:08Grabe.

00:17:09Grabe maman si si Kuya.

00:17:10Ang guwapo mo no.

00:17:11Si Kuya Jong yan.

00:17:25Diyos ko na.

00:17:27Si Kuya Jong yan.

00:17:28Ito, ito, ito.

00:17:29Kamakala ka ba ni Jong Koy?

00:17:31Ito talaga.

00:17:32Ay!

00:17:32Ay, ikaw ah.

00:17:35Hindi na ka tayong bigyan ng tipsa.

00:17:37Ano mo?

00:17:37Actually, wala talaga dapat akong sasabihin sa iyo kasi masasaktan kong kaibigan ko eh.

00:17:43Kalina, nung wala siyang make-up sa dressing room, kamukhang kamukha mo talaga.

00:17:46Oo, bago ako makapasok dito, Diyos ko, ang daming ano.

00:17:49Laburi ng branding nito.

00:17:51Yung buhok Maraya, yung mukha Lebron.

00:17:55Para nung maintindihan.

00:17:56Nung pumasok kanina, anong-tanong sabihin?

00:17:59Anong-tanong sa...

00:18:00Sabihin mo, pasabihin ka siya.

00:18:03Pumasok siya sa ABS?

00:18:06Hindi ko.

00:18:06Pumasok siya, sabi niya, sa breaking news ka.

00:18:14Sabi talaga nung...

00:18:15Buti ka, breaking news, parang sa escort.

00:18:18Yun yung sana sa mga marshals.

00:18:19Pero yung sa alawa.

00:18:20Pero yung sa pangalawa.

00:18:21Ay, hindi, sa guard.

00:18:22Oo.

00:18:23Kaninong companion po.

00:18:26Diyos ko, nauhaka-uha.

00:18:28Wow, kumaka-u-cry naman to.

00:18:29Oo.

00:18:30First time mo nga rito sa ABS-CB, tatanga-tanga ka.

00:18:32Okay, okay.

00:18:33Anong nangyari?

00:18:34Punta sa second floor, sasakay na elevator,

00:18:35tapos tumitingin sa mga, saan tayo magbabayan?

00:18:38Sabi ka naman, mamaya.

00:18:39Sasakay lang na elevator, tinatamong, saan tayo magbabayan?

00:18:41Bayad pala.

00:18:42May babae kasing may hawak ng ticket.

00:18:46Dito nang aakuan ba niya, nakakahiya.

00:18:48Bakit gusto mo silang dalawa yung kasama mo, no?

00:18:50Bakit gusto mo silang dalawa yung kasama mo?

00:18:52Hindi, wala.

00:18:52Di-request mo yun, gusto niya daw ang kasama niya sa episode today,

00:18:57ikay yung dalawa.

00:18:57Bakit?

00:18:58No, wala ko alam.

00:18:59Like, promise, I swear.

00:19:00Like, I didn't know when I got here.

00:19:02Iyon na yun.

00:19:02Parang, ha?

00:19:04Social niya ito, no?

00:19:05Kala mo di nag-shop clip sa 7-Eleven.

00:19:10Parang di tayo nag-share doon sa mga gumogunog.

00:19:15Share pala sa'yo, ikaw lang.

00:19:16Hindi ko alam.

00:19:17Kasi masasaya kami dahil kahit sa Vice Comedy Club,

00:19:19magkakasama kami.

00:19:20It's always fun, like, whenever we're together,

00:19:22like the three of us.

00:19:23Oh, yeah.

00:19:25Oh, social, no?

00:19:26Kala mo, hindi nang gagamot ng almoranas

00:19:27kung makakapag-social talaga siya.

00:19:29Bakit?

00:19:30Wala na, alam na nila yung secret.

00:19:33Sobrang saya talaga.

00:19:35Promise.

00:19:36Ang galing.

00:19:37At malakas na siya.

00:19:39Palungan niyo ako, mamapara.

00:19:41Nakakapag-host na eh.

00:19:42Walakas na.

00:19:44Paano ka pumapara sa Jeep, Crazy?

00:19:46Paano ka pumapasa sa Jeep?

00:19:48Manong, pakita, be.

00:19:49Paano pag ayaw kuminto?

00:19:52Manong tama na!

00:19:55Paano pa may hold up here?

00:19:57Ha?

00:19:58Hold up to.

00:19:59Ha?

00:19:59Sure ka na?

00:20:00Oo.

00:20:01May tama ka!

00:20:04Paano ka na?

00:20:05Approve!

00:20:06Ay!

00:20:08Oh, bagay na, ibat lang, people!

00:20:10Let's go!

00:20:12Kapit, jump!

00:20:13Kanina pa pumakamata itong dalawa.

00:20:14Ikaw naman, mag-dripple ka naman!

00:20:15Ha!

00:20:17I-mesa d'yan.

00:20:18Ay, hindi mo naman kunduktor, nalaglag pa yung mga pera?

00:20:21No, tao, tao eh.

00:20:22Hindi mo naman kunduktor, nalaglag pa yung mga pera?

00:20:24Alam, at saka may inawat ko lang ito kanina.

00:20:26Bakit?

00:20:27Kasi gusto niya sa amin, kakaiba siya.

00:20:29Nang ilong niya kanina, gusto niya ang pagsalang dito, nalagyan niya ng hikaw.

00:20:32Sabi ko, wagte!

00:20:33Bakit?

00:20:34Kasi pag nilangayang tali, ang kalabaw ka.

00:20:35Rockstar, rockstar yun.

00:20:40Rockstar, rockstar.

00:20:40Kaya nagtatanong, Jewel, na-trade ka daw ba?

00:20:43Ano po?

00:20:44Na-trade ka ba?

00:20:45Nalin?

00:20:46Na-trade ka!

00:20:47Kasama ni bronze.

00:20:48Lakers ka pa rin mo?

00:20:51Eh, wala eh, talo.

00:20:52So, patawa-patawa muna.

00:20:56Pero sino talagang goat sa inyo?

00:20:58Who's the real goat sa inyo ni Kobe?

00:21:02Siya, kasi bronze ka.

00:21:04Siyempre, ako talaga ang goat.

00:21:07Bakit ka ghost?

00:21:08Si Kobe, ghost na yun.

00:21:13Sorry, I love Kobe.

00:21:15Ako, fan din ako ni Kobe.

00:21:16O, biglang, I love Kobe.

00:21:19Bubugbugi ka ng mga lalaki.

00:21:21Puyugi na to.

00:21:22Oy, ghost na si Kobe.

00:21:24Kosa si Kobe.

00:21:25Kosa si Kobe kami?

00:21:26Sorry, nakainom lang ka gabi.

00:21:29Okay lang yan.

00:21:30Punta ka mamaya sa L.

00:21:31O, hindi ka na, maglaro na tayo.

00:21:34Okay, good luck sa dalawang grupo.

00:21:36Paurahan lang, maka-three points.

00:21:38At pakites mo lang inyong mga pampara.

00:21:40Pakihila nga dyan, Toro family.

00:21:44Meron.

00:21:44Meron, meron.

00:21:45At ang team PCC.

00:21:49Tete, siguradihin mo lang yung tali yung mahihila mo.

00:21:51Pakimbok ni Pente.

00:21:53Magpag-away kayo.

00:21:54Away to.

00:21:56On air.

00:21:56Para kaya ni Jewel yung ginagawa nung jeep.

00:21:59Paano yung...

00:22:00Yung ta...

00:22:00Yung ano, yung...

00:22:01Paano yung tunog?

00:22:03Ah!

00:22:04Ah!

00:22:05Ah!

00:22:06Ah!

00:22:07Ah!

00:22:08Ah!

00:22:08Dapat mga, dapat Maraya yung tunog.

00:22:11Paano kung si Maraya ang tumunog sa para?

00:22:14Ah!

00:22:15Ah!

00:22:16Ah!

00:22:17Mataas na Maraya.

00:22:18Ah!

00:22:19Ah!

00:22:20Ah!

00:22:21Ah!

00:22:22Eh, paano ko si Tetay?

00:22:23Tay-tay-tay ikaw.

00:22:24Pag tumud...

00:22:25Pag tumud...

00:22:26Alam mo, yung indiferencia.

00:22:28Ha-ha-ha-ha!

00:22:29Okay.

00:22:30Ang unang maglalaban ay si Tony versus Tetay.

00:22:36Okay.

00:22:37Bahala kayo kung gusto niyo sumagot agad kahit hindi pa tapos ang tanong pero mas maganda kung patatapusin niyo ang katanungan.

00:22:42Pero bahala kayo kung anong trip niyo.

00:22:44Wala naman masyadong rules dito kasi hindi din naman namin binibigay talaga yung premyo pag ayaw na niyo.

00:22:49Ah!

00:22:503 seconds lang, ah.

00:22:513 seconds para sumagot.

00:22:52Okay.

00:22:533 seconds.

00:22:543 seconds.

00:22:554 seconds.

00:22:56Oh!

00:22:57Nagaanap ako ng...

00:22:59Kahit ano naman pilihin ko dito na.

00:23:01So kahit wala dito yung itanong.

00:23:03Diba?

00:23:04Diba?

00:23:05Diba?

00:23:06Diba?

00:23:07Kailangan natin dito.

00:23:08May papakita.

00:23:09Toplang hirap naman.

00:23:10Yung walang may idea kahit stamp.

00:23:11Ano kayong sagot dun?

00:23:12Okay.

00:23:13Ito.

00:23:14Ito.

00:23:15Anong ibon?

00:23:19Oh, ako ibon pa lang.

00:23:21Excited na kayong dalawa.

00:23:22Siyempre.

00:23:23Anong ibon?

00:23:24Anong ibon?

00:23:25Oh, seriously.

00:23:26Ang pinapalakpakan pag...

00:23:29Yes.

00:23:30Yes.

00:23:31Kalapate?

00:23:32Ang sagot mo ay kalapate.

00:23:34Kalapate is...

00:23:36Wrong.

00:23:37Oh.

00:23:38Sana patapusin mo ako pag ano.

00:23:40Pasensya na.

00:23:41Pasensya.

00:23:42Kasi minsan may tricky kasi ito eh.

00:23:44Anong ibon ang pinapalakpakan para tawagin?

00:23:47Ang sagot mo ay kalapate.

00:23:49Kalapate.

00:23:50Kasi ang complete question ay...

00:23:51Anong ibon ang pinapalakpakan para tawagin?

00:23:54Hindi ba't kalapate?

00:23:59Hindi pa kasi tapos.

00:24:00Hindi pa kasi pinatapos.

00:24:02Okay.

00:24:03Okay.

00:24:04Let's complete.

00:24:05Pwede kayong mag-steal.

00:24:06Anong ibon ang pinapalakpakan para tawagin?

00:24:08Hindi ba't kalapate?

00:24:10Ano sa English ang kalapate?

00:24:15Yes, tetay.

00:24:16Pigeon?

00:24:17Huh?

00:24:18Pigeon is wrong.

00:24:20Pigeon is wrong kasi dapat patapusin mo.

00:24:22Ano ba yung...

00:24:23Anong ibon ang pinapalakpakan para tawagan?

00:24:27Anong ibon ang pinapalakpakan para tawagin?

00:24:29Hindi ba't kalapate?

00:24:31Ano sa English ang kalapate?

00:24:33Hindi ba't Pigeon?

00:24:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:24:37Ano kayo?

00:24:38Sorry sa ang...

00:24:39Anong ibon ang tanong?

00:24:42Pinapatapos niun muna ako.

00:24:43Sorry! Sorry!

00:24:45Anong sa English ang kalapate?

00:24:47Hindi ba't Pigeon?

00:24:48Ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:24:50Diba?

00:24:51So, ang tanong, sino ang tumawag sa kalapate?

00:24:57Yon ang tanong.

00:24:58Yon ang tanong.

00:24:59Yon ang tanong.

00:25:00Tetay?

00:25:02Si Mang Nestor.

00:25:03Si Mang Nestor is wrong.

00:25:06Ha?

00:25:06Bakit na naman?

00:25:08Si Mang Nestor.

00:25:08Ano ang ibon ang pinapalakpakan para tawagin?

00:25:11Hindi ba't kalapate?

00:25:13Ano sa Ingles ang kalapate?

00:25:15Ang hawa.

00:25:15Hindi ba't pigeon?

00:25:16Totoo.

00:25:17Sino ang tumawag sa kalapate?

00:25:19Di ba si Mang Nestor?

00:25:22So, sino ang asawa ni Nestor?

00:25:25Yon!

00:25:26Yon pala yun.

00:25:27Tony?

00:25:28Si Aling Nena.

00:25:29Mali.

00:25:30Hindi ba't si Aling Nena?

00:25:36Ang hapa ng talong.

00:25:38Ganun yung pag-ayaw mo mamigay ng premyo kung ano-anong gagawin mo para hindi nila masagot.

00:25:43Okay.

00:25:44Ito na talaga ang tanong.

00:25:46Ano ang ibon ang pinapalakpakan para tawagin?

00:25:52The correct answer is?

00:25:55The songbird Regine Velasquez.

00:25:59Pinapalakpakan siya niya.

00:26:01Regine Velasquez.

00:26:03Tama naman.

00:26:04The songbird Regine Velasquez.

00:26:07Ang ibon ang pinapalakpakan para tawagin na sagot mga kalapate-kalapate is correct!

00:26:11Ayan, may one point lang ang Toro Family!

00:26:16Ano, parang tinatawag yung kalapate?

00:26:20Ano yung muso?

00:26:20May muso pa?

00:26:21May sipol din yun.

00:26:23Paano yung sipol?

00:26:25Hindi ko...

00:26:26Pahigop ako eh!

00:26:27Hinihigop ko eh!

00:26:29Hindi ako marunong.

00:26:30Sa inyo pinapalakpakan ng...

00:26:32Para ito, para alam nila.

00:26:33Ano na?

00:26:34Kalapate pinapalakpakan?

00:26:34Sa inyo ba?

00:26:35Dati, nung mahirap kami, pinapalakpakan namin ang kalapate.

00:26:38Ngayon, di na.

00:26:39Ano na ngayon?

00:26:40Voice message na kami.

00:26:42Wow!

00:26:43Paano voice message?

00:26:44Paano sinasabi?

00:26:44Hey Dobby, where you at?

00:26:46Dobby!

00:26:47Dobby!

00:26:48Dobby po!

00:26:53Okay, by one point na sila, Tony, ha, Tete?

00:26:55Gustong mablay ka, so si Pepay na ngayon.

00:26:57Pepay na.

00:26:58Versus?

00:26:59Pepay versus Vince!

00:27:00Ito, Vince.

00:27:02Ano, next question natin?

00:27:03Jong Sabol tayo, Team VCC.

00:27:05Ito na ang tanong.

00:27:07Anong KG, letter K, letter G, ha?

00:27:11Anong KG ang tawag sa unang piga ng kinayod na nyog?

00:27:17Ah!

00:27:21Kakanggata.

00:27:23Ha?

00:27:24Kakanggata.

00:27:24That is wrong.

00:27:26Nyog ang tinatukoy namin.

00:27:28Hindi pinatakos.

00:27:29Anong KG ang tawag sa unang piga ng kinayod na nyog?

00:27:34Ah.

00:27:35Na ginagamit sa pagluto, ang sagot mo ay kakanggata.

00:27:38Nyog ang tinatukoy.

00:27:39The correct answer is, kokonggata.

00:27:42Ah.

00:27:42Kahit pa sa inyo, ay man din.

00:27:45Coconut.

00:27:45So, kano'y naging kaka?

00:27:47Yes.

00:27:48Coconut.

00:27:49Coconut.

00:27:50So, the correct answer is, kokonggata.

00:27:52So, you will be disqualified for the next show.

00:27:56Isuplata mo naman.

00:27:57Ha?

00:27:58Ha?

00:27:59Ha?

00:28:00Ito, wow, guwapo mo ko yun, Joe.

00:28:04Bakit iba'y sa'kin?

00:28:05Bakit iba'y sa'kin?

00:28:06Bakit iba'y sa'kin?

00:28:07Bakit iba'y sa'kin yan?

00:28:07Ha?

00:28:08Ha?

00:28:08Hindi, magkaiba kasi kayo.

00:28:09Ito kasi nagpapasahod sa'kin.

00:28:11Ha?

00:28:15Ha?

00:28:16Ha?

00:28:17Pasensya na.

00:28:17Hindi niya, baby.

00:28:18Nag-tip ka lang eh.

00:28:19Nag-tip lang ako.

00:28:20Ito, nagpapasahod.

00:28:20Oo.

00:28:21Okay lang, tangkap ko naman.

00:28:22Every night ako, ikaw minsan ka lang pag dumadayo ka.

00:28:24Pero okay lang kasi alam mo kung bakit.

00:28:26Bakit?

00:28:27Nagpapasahod din sa'kin.

00:28:29Oo naman.

00:28:30Eh, may problema ka pa ngayon.

00:28:32Ha?

00:28:32Naincresan pa sila.

00:28:33Ha?

00:28:34Ha?

00:28:34Kaya ka pumapasok na naman.

00:28:35Ha?

00:28:36Ha?

00:28:39Kama, kakanggata ang damas.

00:28:41Oo.

00:28:42Oo.

00:28:42Ang kakanggata pala, sa iglis parang coconut cream, no?

00:28:46Coconut cream.

00:28:47Yon ba yun?

00:28:47Hmm.

00:28:48Coconut cream.

00:28:49Coconut cream.

00:28:49Yeah.

00:28:50Kakanggata.

00:28:51Yung pala yun.

00:28:51Oo.

00:28:52At saka ngayon, yung pagkutkut yan, actually, ang dali-dali na eh.

00:28:55Diba?

00:28:55Kasi yung may makina.

00:28:57Yes.

00:28:57Samantalang dati, mga una-una sa palengkida eh, tuwang-tuwa ako pag nagkutkutkut sila.

00:29:02Paano ba yung ginagawa?

00:29:04Pari kita mo yung nagkutkutkut?

00:29:05Yung mukha, poker face, yung walang reaksyon, pero grabe yung activity ng kamay nyo.

00:29:11Ike-effort kasi.

00:29:12Paano ba yun?

00:29:14Paano ba yun?

00:29:16Kasi ganyan yung ano talaga eh.

00:29:18Ama, diba ganun nagkutkutkut nun nyo?

00:29:20Ganun talaga.

00:29:21Huwag kayong umaiti sa palengke.

00:29:22Ganun talaga.

00:29:23Kasi marami silang iniisip kung kumikita ba yung palengke.

00:29:26Yes.

00:29:27Kung may pangkain ba sila mamayang gabi.

00:29:29Diba?

00:29:30Kaya mga poker face sila, pero yung kamay nila talaga mabila.

00:29:32Tsaka madaling araw pala.

00:29:34Pero yan yung mano-mano.

00:29:36Madaling araw pala.

00:29:37Eh minsan pa nga, diba?

00:29:38Minsan yung pwesto wala silang ano.

00:29:40Walang permit ang pwesto nila.

00:29:41Yes.

00:29:42Minsan nagkakahulihan.

00:29:43Paano?

00:29:44O nakakatakpuhan.

00:29:45Paano?

00:29:46Paano pag tumakbo na yan?

00:29:47Nagkahulihan, may dumating.

00:29:48Oo, may permit.

00:29:49Ay!

00:29:50Tumiri derecho!

00:29:51Hindi yung humihinto.

00:29:52Diretso pa rin yung trabaho kahit nagkakahulihan.

00:29:54O.

00:29:55Poker face pa rin!

00:29:56Poker face pa rin!

00:29:57Poker face pa rin!

00:29:58O!

00:29:59O!

00:30:00O!

00:30:01O!

00:30:02Ganon!

00:30:03Paano, paano diba?

00:30:04Parang yung stockings parang nabutas.

00:30:06Kasi madaling araw palang nandun na sila eh.

00:30:08Oo!

00:30:09O!

00:30:10Sa palengke pa lang eh.

00:30:11Kaya nakagano'n na yun oh.

00:30:12O!

00:30:13Tsaka yun lang ang ginagawa niya.

00:30:14Ganyan ba'y sa inyo?

00:30:15O!

00:30:16Porong din naman ganyan.

00:30:17Parang mataas yung sa inyo dito.

00:30:19Gano'n ka.

00:30:21Subukan.

00:30:23Tapos mapuntahan nung isa pang tuwera.

00:30:25Pagkita'y sa gitna.

00:30:26Pagkita'y sa palengke!

00:30:28Wait!

00:30:29Wait!

00:30:30May tunog!

00:30:34Nagkutuhan na!

00:30:35Laging tayo na lang ang pangit dito.

00:30:36Oo!

00:30:37Gano'n ka kaya sa sali?

00:30:38Sa sali.

00:30:39Laging tayo na lang perpe.

00:30:40Sa sali.

00:30:41Sa sali.

00:30:43Okay.

00:30:44Third question.

00:30:45Si ano na?

00:30:46Si...

00:30:47Si Kai and Jewel.

00:30:48Kai and Jewel.

00:30:50Okay.

00:30:51Ito ang katanungan para sa inyo.

00:30:52Bakit dalawang kabay?

00:30:53Saray na saray sa dalawa.

00:30:55Oo.

00:30:56O hindi yung bugging.

00:30:59O all one ha?

00:31:00All one ha?

00:31:01All one.

00:31:02O makinig mabuti.

00:31:03Sa mga pamahin.

00:31:04Anong inuulit na salita ang karaniwang ginagawa

00:31:08pagkatapos pumunta sa burol o libing?

00:31:11Di ba?

00:31:12Pagpag?

00:31:13Pagpag.

00:31:14Hindi nga naman tapos yung tanong.

00:31:15Sa pamahin.

00:31:16Anong inuulit na salita ang karaniwang ginagawa pagkatapos pumunta sa burol o libing?

00:31:17Di ba? Pagpag?

00:31:18Ang sagot niya ay pagpag. Pagpag is wrong.

00:31:20Ah!

00:31:21Bakit?

00:31:22Allow me to complete the question.

00:31:24Okay.

00:31:25Sorry, sorry.

00:31:26Sa mga pamahin.

00:31:27Anong inuulit na salita ang karaniwang ginagawa pagkatapos pumunta sa burol o libing?

00:31:30Di ba, pagpag.

00:31:31Ang sagot niya ay pagpag.

00:31:32Pagpag is wrong, bro.

00:31:33Ah!

00:31:34Okay.

00:31:35Allow me to complete the question.

00:31:36Okay.

00:31:37Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:31:38Sa mga pamahiin, anong inuulit na salita,

00:31:40ang karanong ginagawa, pagkatapos pumunta sa burol,

00:31:43all living, tapos na paaway ka.

00:31:45Ang sagot ay bubo.

00:31:47Iba yun!

00:31:49Bubo!

00:31:50Iba yun!

00:31:56Stress na-stress na naman si Trinan.

00:31:58Ano sa'yo, pero wala nung uro.

00:32:01Wala naman TNZ.

00:32:02But back is correct!

00:32:03Yay!

00:32:05Juan, lamang ang Toro family, habol tayo.

00:32:08Kung sino makakasagot dito, panalo na kasi this question, five points.

00:32:13Dami!

00:32:14Dami!

00:32:15Para tapos na.

00:32:16Five points.

00:32:16Okay, hindi. One point lang.

00:32:18Okay.

00:32:19O, eto.

00:32:21Nakakita, mga bata pa lang tayo, nakakakita na tayo ng bisikleta.

00:32:25Yan.

00:32:26Okay.

00:32:28Isipin ninyo yung gulong ng bisikleta.

00:32:31Ano ang tawag dito sa bahagi ng gulong ng bisikleta?

00:32:37Yung nakausle at ginagamit para magbawas o magdagdag na...

00:32:44Yes, tetay.

00:32:45Yes.

00:32:46Pito.

00:32:47Ay?

00:32:48Sabi niya.

00:32:49Okay.

00:32:50That is wrong.

00:32:51Ano ito ang bahagi ng bisikleta na nakausle na dinadagdagan ng hangin o binabawasan?

00:33:01Dagdagan mo pa ng isa.

00:33:03Ang sagot mo ay?

00:33:04Pito.

00:33:05That is wrong.

00:33:06Ang sagot ay...

00:33:07Walo.

00:33:08Dagdagan mo.

00:33:09Dagdagan mo lang isa.

00:33:10Dagdagan mo lang isa.

00:33:11Diba, Pito?

00:33:12Dagdagan mo lang isa.

00:33:13Walo.

00:33:14Ipapakilala kita sa may amin nung Vice Community Club.

00:33:17Makakapasok ka.

00:33:18May talent ka.

00:33:19Tatanggapin mo ako doon.

00:33:20Tatanggapin ka doon.

00:33:21May premils kami.

00:33:24Tama ba yun?

00:33:25Yung naka...

00:33:26Oo, nagbabike si Kuye.

00:33:28Valve.

00:33:29Valve.

00:33:30Sa Tagalog ay?

00:33:31Pito.

00:33:32Pito.

00:33:33Pito.

00:33:34Pito.

00:33:35Parang kailangan niya.

00:33:36Cross mo ba yan?

00:33:37Magsiswimming lang kami sa Cavitee.

00:33:39Parang hindi natin siya.

00:33:40Pito is correct!

00:33:42Yeah!

00:33:43Call 2!

00:33:44Paul is valve.

00:33:45Pero Pito siya.

00:33:46Doorker na to.

00:33:47Doorker na to.

00:33:48Ba't kaya Pito sa Tagalog?

00:33:49Eh siguro dahil...

00:33:50Pag pinagsisingaw mo yun eh.

00:33:52Pito.

00:33:53Pito.

00:33:54Weasel.

00:33:55Okay.

00:33:56Eto na talagang...

00:33:57Magde-determine ko sino maglalaro sa next round.

00:34:03Okay.

00:34:04Para kay Vince at para kay Pepay.

00:34:07Ang tanong.

00:34:08Hindi, Tony tayo.

00:34:09Ah, hindi.

00:34:10Sino ba?

00:34:11Vincent Pepay.

00:34:12Ah, tama. Vincent Pepay.

00:34:13Okay.

00:34:14Anong TL?

00:34:16Letter T and letter L.

00:34:18Ang tumutukoy sa isang negosyo na may maliit na puhunan pero may sobrang laking kita?

00:34:25Sino?

00:34:26Sino?

00:34:27Sila?

00:34:28Yes.

00:34:29Tubong lugaw.

00:34:30No.

00:34:31Ano na?

00:34:32Ay...

00:34:33Pakisagot.

00:34:34Ang tanong ay anong TL ang tumutukoy sa isang negosyo na may maliit na puhunan pero may sobrang laking kita?

00:34:41Kaya sa sobrang saya mo, ito yung nangyayari sa bibig mo.

00:34:45TL is?

00:34:46Tubong lugaw.

00:34:47No.

00:34:48It's tululawa.

00:34:50Tululawa eh.

00:34:52Tululawa eh.

00:34:53Tulu良.

00:34:54At hindi pa namin...

00:34:55Hindi.

00:34:56Hindi.

00:34:57Pakiyulit?

00:34:58TL ang sagot mo ay?

00:35:00Tubong lugaw.

00:35:01Ang tumutukoy sa negosyo na may maliit na puhunan pero may sobrang laking kita?

00:35:04It's misyon.

00:35:05At, na-in love ka.

00:35:07Ang sagot ay?

00:35:08Tular.

00:35:09Tulu.

00:35:13Tubong lugaw is the correct term!

00:35:16"?

00:35:17Allaka, Pepay.

00:35:18Congratulations with MBCC.

00:35:20BCC, mayroon na kayong 20,000 pesos

00:35:22at kayo na mag-alaro sa ating jackpot round.

00:35:25At maraming salamat sa iyong pagsali.

00:35:27Toro family, mag-uwi paligay

00:35:28ng 10,000 pesos.

00:35:31Salamat, Toro family.

00:35:32Thank you, thank you.

00:35:34Jackpot na tayo. Players ready?

00:35:37No coaching. Kahit kayong magkakambe,

00:35:39hindi kayong pwede magturaan sa isa't isa.

00:35:40Pero pwede magpasa para makaulis sa iyo.

00:35:44Mag-uubos tayo ng 30 segundo.

00:35:46Ang unang tanong para kay Tetay.

00:35:48No coaching, Madlambi, Paul.

00:35:50Anong D o letrang DA

00:35:52ang kanaliwang tawag sa palda o apron

00:35:55ng mga tindera kung saan nilalagay

00:35:57ang kanilang benta?

00:35:58Delantar.

00:36:00Delantar.

00:36:00Ang sagot ay?

00:36:01Delantar.

00:36:02Delantar.

00:36:03Okay.

00:36:04Ikaw naman, Pepay.

00:36:05Sa anong bahagi ng katawan

00:36:06sinusuot ang bidal?

00:36:09Bidal.

00:36:10Sapatos.

00:36:12Ikaw naman?

00:36:14Ang tupad ay programa

00:36:16ng anong kagawaran ng gobyerno?

00:36:19Ang tupad ay programa

00:36:21ng anong kagawaran ng gobyerno?

00:36:25Tumatanggap ka niyan?

00:36:27Barangay.

00:36:30Barangay.

00:36:32No ba yan?

00:36:34Bakit?

00:36:35Takalino.

00:36:36Pero mas natawa ko sa...

00:36:38Yung bidal nilalagay isa sa pa.

00:36:40Akala niya,

00:36:41pidal.

00:36:43Akala niya,

00:36:43ala sabay,

00:36:44pidal.

00:36:45Akala niya,

00:36:46pidal sabay.

00:36:47Pidal.

00:36:48Didal.

00:36:49Didal.

00:36:50I open,

00:36:50didal.

00:36:52I close,

00:36:53didal.

00:36:53Pidal.

00:36:54Anong ba yun?

00:36:55Okay.

00:36:58Ang tanong natin kay Tetay,

00:36:59anong D

00:36:59or letrang Da

00:37:02ang karinaw

00:37:02ang tawag sa palda

00:37:03o apron na mga tindera

00:37:05kung saan nilalagay

00:37:06ang kanilang benta?

00:37:07Ang sagot mo ay...

00:37:08Delantar.

00:37:09Delantar.

00:37:10Ang tamang sagot ay

00:37:11Delintar.

00:37:13Hindi.

00:37:14Delintar.

00:37:15Ang Delantar ay

00:37:16acceptable.

00:37:18Wow!

00:37:1810,000 pesos!

00:37:21Delintar o Delantar.

00:37:23Ayan, o.

00:37:24Ayan.

00:37:25Ayan.

00:37:25Yung malalim.

00:37:26Pwede siyang apron,

00:37:27pwede siyang palda.

00:37:29Mas may mga bulusa.

00:37:30Ba't alam mo yan,

00:37:30nagtinda ka ba dahil?

00:37:31Hindi, kasi nung maliit kami,

00:37:32sinasama ako ng mami ko

00:37:33ng mamalengke kami.

00:37:34Every Sunday on Saturday,

00:37:36we go to the market.

00:37:38Tapos nang buhat ako ng mga sako.

00:37:39Nak, magbuhat ka dyan

00:37:40ng arte-arte mo.

00:37:41Arte-arte ka?

00:37:42Trabaho mo pa ng English eh.

00:37:44Kung maka-English,

00:37:45so alam mo yung tirampo.

00:37:46Tinuturoan ako ng nanay ko

00:37:47habang na mamalengke kami.

00:37:49Chinelas mo naman dati, Rambo.

00:37:51Wala nga kayong pambini

00:37:52ng Islander, no?

00:37:53O, ay, nung birthday.

00:37:54Di ba kay Islander?

00:37:54Sa Shia?

00:37:55Oo, sa Shia yun.

00:37:56Mahal yun eh.

00:37:56Nung seventh birthday ko,

00:37:57nag-garan ako.

00:37:59So may one point na kayo.

00:38:00Ito naman kay Pepay,

00:38:01anong bahagi ng katawan

00:38:03na sinusuot ang didal?

00:38:05Ang sagot mo ay,

00:38:05sapatos,

00:38:06that is wrong.

00:38:08Didal is timbo.

00:38:10Yun.

00:38:11Ginagamit siya sa pananahe,

00:38:12nilalagay siya sa daliri.

00:38:14Yung ganun.

00:38:15Para hindi ka matuso.

00:38:16Matuso.

00:38:17Kailangan na nilalagay siya sa daliri.

00:38:19Ayan.

00:38:20Simbo.

00:38:21Akala ko dati,

00:38:22yung jinky dapat isasagot ko eh.

00:38:24Hindi daw.

00:38:25Hindi daw.

00:38:28Hindi daw.

00:38:29Sa soon.

00:38:30So mali.

00:38:32Si,

00:38:32si ano naman,

00:38:34anong name mo?

00:38:35Lebron?

00:38:36Jewel!

00:38:37What's up to me, Jewel?

00:38:39Nakalimutan.

00:38:40Araw-araw mong kasama,

00:38:41pero di alam pa.

00:38:42Jewel,

00:38:43ang tupad ay programa

00:38:45ng anong kagawaran ng gobyerno.

00:38:46Tupad,

00:38:46ang ibig sabihin nga pala ng tupad

00:38:48ay tulong panghanap buhay

00:38:49sa ating...

00:38:50Disadvantaged.

00:38:51Sa ating disadvantaged

00:38:52or displaced workers.

00:38:57Programa na anong kagawaran?

00:38:58Ang sagot may barangay?

00:39:00Ang tamang sagot ay DOLE

00:39:01or Department of Labor and Employment.

00:39:04So yun.

00:39:05Isa lang ang tama.

00:39:07Yes.

00:39:07Si Tetay lang.

00:39:08So may dagdag kayo.

00:39:09P10,000 pesos.

00:39:10We're a total of P30,000 pesos.

00:39:14Congratulations!

00:39:15Thank you so much!

00:39:17Kung gusto niyo malibang,

00:39:18matawa ho, malakad po.

00:39:19Mata po kayo sa Vice Comedy Club.

00:39:21Silang tatlo ay nandoon mamaya.

00:39:22Mamaya lang.

00:39:23Ipap ko kaming mamaya nandoon gabi.

00:39:25Mamaya,

00:39:26Miss Vice, ganda makakasama namin.

00:39:28Pepe, panuori kita.

00:39:29Yes!

00:39:30Kuya John, panuori mo

00:39:31para manaman mo kung gano'ng kaganda.

00:39:33Alam mo yan, Kuya John?

00:39:34Yes!

00:39:35Salamat ba't lang, people!

00:39:37At nagpapakitan siya ng puwet doon.

00:39:40Ang makisagot ay masaya,

00:39:42lalo na kung may kaakipat na pabiyaya

00:39:44dito sa Masasagot mo ba?

00:39:47Mula sa bulwagang pangbalitan

00:39:49ng showtime!

00:39:52Natalangin yung mga

00:39:53Escort Side Reporter!

00:39:57One, two, three, let's go!

00:40:17Masa dia!

00:40:18Hey!

00:40:21Hey!

00:40:22Let's go!

00:40:36Kung ang Saja Boys

00:40:37ay may soda pop

00:40:38na refreshing.

00:40:40Heto naman ang Peter Boys

00:40:41na oh so charming.

00:40:43Sila ang mga

00:40:44S.O.M.O.

00:40:45Show mode!

00:40:46Ito ay ang mild soda pop.

00:40:48Yeah!

00:40:50They're going up, up, up

00:40:54because this is their moment.

00:40:56Makikipagpaling sa ana

00:40:57ang ating mga idol

00:40:58na sa AMAX natin

00:40:59ay matapang napapatol.

00:41:01At para maging

00:41:02garabi-garabi golden

00:41:04ang karanasan

00:41:05kung matatandaan nyo

00:41:06ang aming pamantayan.

00:41:08Sila naman

00:41:09ang mga Demon Hunters

00:41:10na huusga kung sino

00:41:12tunay, Charmer.

00:41:13Our board members

00:41:14simulan natin

00:41:15with the Philippines'

00:41:16first trans best actress

00:41:18Ia Mina.

00:41:26Okay!

00:41:27Ito na naman po tayo!

00:41:30Happy Piesto na iyo!

00:41:33Okay!

00:41:34Shh!

00:41:36Okay!

00:41:38Pati ka na sa maglang people

00:41:40Ia, girl!

00:41:40What's up,

00:41:41maglang people!

00:41:43Ia!

00:41:46Nakakong na!

00:41:47May Ia, may Ia sa

00:41:47Vice Comedy Club ka?

00:41:48Yes!

00:41:49Mamayang gabi.

00:41:50May pa-bingo ka mamaya doon.

00:41:51Tatapusin natin

00:41:52blackout bingo talaga.

00:41:55Para sa lamang iya.

00:41:56Ito na,

00:41:57susunod kapabiliyahang actor

00:41:59James O'Brien!

00:42:05James O'Brien!

00:42:07James O'Brien!

00:42:08James O'Brien!

00:42:09James O'Brien!

00:42:10James O'Brien!

00:42:11James O'Brien!

00:42:12My last saw the pop!

00:42:13My last saw the pop!

00:42:15Come me down your soul!

00:42:16Oh my gosh!

00:42:17Hi!

00:42:18Hi, James O'Brien!

00:42:20Hello!

00:42:21Pati tip ha!

00:42:23Ang cute ni James.

00:42:24Ano na?

00:42:25Ang cute ni James O'Brien!

00:42:26I think I am a young girl.

00:42:28I am a young girl.

00:42:30I am excited about the parking lot.

00:42:33I am excited about life updates.

00:42:36We are friends.

00:42:37We are just like the video.

00:42:39I am excited about the video.

00:42:41I am excited about the parking lot.

00:42:46Why are you excited about the parking lot?

00:42:47Silent support.

00:42:48Just being supportive.

00:42:49Defensive.

00:42:50I am so excited.

00:42:52Thank you, Jameson.

00:42:54for the life update later nalang.

00:42:56Ngayon naman, bakit ganda...

00:42:57Ay, i-itro natin nalang ito.

00:42:59Host Comedian Divide, Tetai Ma!

00:43:03Wow!

00:43:05What's up, Matlow people?

00:43:09Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

00:43:14Oh! Oh!

00:43:17Tetai, nandiyan na mga multo! Tawag mo si Indon!

00:43:20Indon! Ingrid! Halina kayo!

00:43:23Ha!

00:43:25Inubo na lang!

00:43:27Inubo!

00:43:28Alam mo, Tetai, maraming salamat.

00:43:30Biglaan na pinagbigin mo kami.

00:43:32Kasi hindi dapat si Tetai yung upo diyan.

00:43:34Hindi, no?

00:43:35Si Peppai.

00:43:36Pero dahil nung cry niya si Jong, nalaglang siya sa seven.

00:43:38Sorry, Peppai.

00:43:40Sorry, Peppai. Alam mo naman.

00:43:41Host ako dito.

00:43:43Kumakalok pa sa dressing room.

00:43:45Nagmamaka-awak pa.

00:43:46Sabi niya, Kuya Jong, sorry.

00:43:48Sorry nung soro.

00:43:49Nasabi mo na.

00:43:50So, hindi natabla ang mga main host.

00:43:52Diba yung Tetai? Ano masasabi mo sa looks ni Jongski?

00:43:55Ay!

00:43:56Ay!

00:43:57Ay!

00:43:58Nako!

00:43:59Natigal-galat?

00:44:00Yes!

00:44:01Ay!

00:44:02I don't know.

00:44:03It's so breathtaking.

00:44:04Like...

00:44:05Oh!

00:44:06Kung mamimili ka, Jong o Jameson?

00:44:09Ay!

00:44:10Yung totoo!

00:44:11Makakapiling sa...

00:44:12Ay!

00:44:13May patip-dip, Jong!

00:44:14Huwag ka papayin!

00:44:15May patip si Jameson!

00:44:16Oh!

00:44:17Oh!

00:44:19Halaka, yung totoo lang ha!

00:44:20Jameson, makinis ka lang itong best friend ko

00:44:23At nalaking tao may kamot!

00:44:25May kamot siya!

00:44:26May kamot siya!

00:44:27May kamot siya!

00:44:28Kasi may kamot siya!

00:44:29Oo!

00:44:30Ay si John!

00:44:31Fetish ko yun!

00:44:32Fetish ko yun!

00:44:33Fetish ko yun!

00:44:34Fetish ko yun!

00:44:35At ang pinili mo ako, Tetay!

00:44:37Hanggang sa tawag na tanghalan, ikaw!

00:44:39O!

00:44:40O!

00:44:41O!

00:44:42O!

00:44:43O!

00:44:44O!

00:44:45O!

00:44:46O!

00:44:47O!

00:44:48O!

00:44:49O!

00:44:50O!

00:44:51O!

00:44:52O!

00:44:53O!

00:44:54O!

00:44:55O!

00:44:56O!

00:44:57O!

00:44:58O!

00:44:59O!

00:45:00O!

00:45:01O!

00:45:03O!

00:45:04O!

00:45:05O!

00:45:06O!

00:45:07O!

00:45:08O!

00:45:09O!

00:45:10O!

00:45:11O!

00:45:12O!

00:45:13O!

00:45:14O!

00:45:15O!

00:45:16O!

00:45:17O!

00:45:18O!

00:45:19O!

00:45:20O!

00:45:21O!

00:45:22O!

00:45:23O!

00:45:24O!

00:45:25O!

00:45:26O!

00:45:27O!

00:45:28O!

00:45:29O!

00:45:30O!

00:45:31O!

00:45:32O!

00:45:33O!

00:45:34I told them to come back to you when I saw them on the personal,

00:45:37the other people were in the heart.

00:45:38Yes.

00:45:39Wow!

00:45:40There's a family for you, Vong.

00:45:42This is Karin.

00:45:43Jameson, if you choose.

00:45:46What?

00:45:47I don't know.

00:45:48Jameson, do you choose?

00:45:50Vong or Jong?

00:45:51We don't know.

00:45:53We don't know.

00:45:54We don't know.

00:45:55We don't know.

00:45:56We don't know.

00:45:57We don't know.

00:45:58We don't know.

00:45:59We don't know.

00:46:00We don't know.

00:46:01All of the above.

00:46:03All of the above.

00:46:04Right.

00:46:05Pero kung iya or tetay?

00:46:07Ay.

00:46:08Sabihin mo yung sinabi mo talikot.

00:46:10Kailangan mo nang pumili kasi nangangawit.

00:46:11Ito yung mga nakatayo sa likot mo.

00:46:13Naghihintay.

00:46:15Jameson, kung hindi ako understand.

00:46:17I mean, there are things,

00:46:18na may decision ka na ginagawa na mali.

00:46:20Hindi mo kailangan makipag-usap sa chuhin mo, Jameson.

00:46:23Ay!

00:46:24Chong Joey!

00:46:25Panggabi naman.

00:46:26Ano na?

00:46:27Chong Joey!

00:46:28For daytime?

00:46:29Nighttime naman.

00:46:30Nighttime ka dah.

00:46:32Nighttime.

00:46:33Iaalay.

00:46:34Kasi siya, siya usina ako.

00:46:36Maganda sa'yo, tetay.

00:46:37Pagkakising niya, ikaw agad ang makikita.

00:46:39Oh, maglililil.

00:46:40Noy, Jameson, kagkain ka na.

00:46:41Papasok ka na sa school.

00:46:42Ikaw o lang makikita niya para utus.

00:46:44Yeah.

00:46:45Pero mas maganda pa rin tambalan natin, tetay.

00:46:47Totoo.

00:46:49Thank you for liking me.

00:46:50Dahil...

00:46:51Jung, tetay, Jotay.

00:46:52Iba.

00:46:53Yes.

00:46:54Pamitin loved him yun?

00:46:55Jopay, kamusta ka na?

00:46:57At least, di ba?

00:46:58Jotay.

00:46:59Ang liit ng fans club na yan.

00:47:01Badami rin sa'yo.

00:47:02Hindi malaki.

00:47:03Yung iba ang lalaki ng fans club.

00:47:05Pero okay lang kahit hindi masyadong malaki ang fans club.

00:47:08Basta hindi toxic.

00:47:09Basta hindi toxic.

00:47:10Oh.

00:47:11Totoo.

00:47:12Tingnan nyo ang tahimik natin today.

00:47:14I agree.

00:47:15Yes.

00:47:16I couldn't agree more.

00:47:17Okay.

00:47:18So, good luck sa'yo to have more.

00:47:19Yes.

00:47:20Maraming sa naman, board members.

00:47:21Kawasamin natin ang una barangay kasama ang Escort Sound Reporter, Jukes and Kevin Paso.

00:47:26Yes, yes, yes.

00:47:27Yes, yes, yes.

00:47:28Parang taliyan tayo pinuputan ng inipaninod para sa mga nagpapagang balita.

00:47:31Live na live tayo dito kasama ang mga kababayan natin mula sa barangay Paso,

00:47:34Kawayan dos, Gerald Rias Cabido.

00:47:36Yes.

00:47:37Hey!

00:47:39Hey!

00:47:40Hey!

00:47:41Hey!

00:47:42Hey!

00:47:43Okay, okay, ate ate.

00:47:44Anong pangalan mo ate?

00:47:45Prisila po.

00:47:46Ano?

00:47:47Prisila.

00:47:48Prisila.

00:47:49Prisila.

00:47:50Bakit?

00:47:51Bakit parang bambu ang mga taga-barangay Paso, Kawayan dos?

00:47:54Kasi kami ay sobrang mga flexible!

00:47:57Uy!

00:47:58Ano mo ng panahon?

00:48:00Flexible nila, pare.

00:48:02Yes.

00:48:03Napakanda yan.

00:48:04Anong meron sa barangay nyo na wala sa iba?

00:48:06Ayan!

00:48:07Aming napakasarap na Valenciana!

00:48:09Ano yun?

00:48:10Paella.

00:48:11Kala ba yun?

00:48:12Valenciana, di ba parang may kanin yun?

00:48:13Opo, opo.

00:48:14O, parang may, parang ano, parang paella.

00:48:16Paella.

00:48:17Paella.

00:48:18Paella, Valenciana.

00:48:19Paella.

00:48:20Nage-eco lang dito.

00:48:21Nage-eco mga kaibigan.

00:48:22Ako sa akin dyan.

00:48:23Maraming salamat.

00:48:24Thank you, thank you.

00:48:25Maraming salamat.

00:48:26Maraming salamat.

00:48:27Maraming salamat.

00:48:28Maraming salamat.

00:48:29Maraming salamat.

00:48:30Maraming salamat.

00:48:31Maraming salamat.

00:48:32Maraming salamat.

00:48:33Ayun.

00:48:34Here's Ryan and Aion Basso!

00:48:36Yes, yes!

00:49:04We're going to have a lot of resources!

00:49:06And we're going to have a lot of resources!

00:49:10And if we are in the Muntalban, what are you shouting about?

00:49:16The MGM!

00:49:20Is there a place in the Muntalban?

00:49:22Yes!

00:49:23Is there a place in the Muntalban?

00:49:24Yes!

00:49:25Yes!

00:49:26So, we're going to have a place in the Muntalban.

00:49:28It's the Muntalban!

00:49:30But if you think that you're only going to have a fight,

00:49:36why are you going to have a fight?

00:49:38Because in the Muntalbanban,

00:49:40the Muntalbanban,

00:49:42the Muntalbanban,

00:49:44the Muntalbanban,

00:49:46the Muntalbanban!

00:49:48The Muntalbanban!

00:49:50The Muntalbanban!

00:49:52Oh!

00:49:54Oh!

00:49:55Grabe!

00:49:56So, tapatan na ito ng tatmaksinos

00:49:59at na kanilang dalawang totoong

00:50:01Hugis Bigas!

00:50:05Maraming salamat, guys!

00:50:07Cute nyo!

00:50:08Maraming salamat!

00:50:09Yan ang ladies na kaganapan dito!

00:50:11Balik muna sa inyo dyan!

00:50:13Thanks!

00:50:14Maraming salamat sa anong Escort Site Reporters!

00:50:16Ito na ang mga Escort Mo!

00:50:19Show Mo!

00:50:20This is how we do

00:50:23Hey!

00:50:42One, two, three, let's go!

00:50:50The Muntalbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban

00:51:20This is Daniel T. Butas, a.k.a. Keeper Bros,

00:51:24the most beautiful in our neighborhood,

00:51:26Pasong Hawaiian, General Trias Cabita!

00:51:31And I'm going to say,

00:51:33Girls, anhin nyo ang love life nyo,

00:51:37if I'm not mamahalin nyo!

00:51:46What's up, Madluck People?

00:51:50Ako po pala, si Mark Greg G. Posoga,

00:51:53also known as safety with 25 years old,

00:51:56ang pinaka-cute, chubby, talented,

00:51:59at bogey ng barangay San Josebo Talmarazal!

00:52:04Na naniniwala sa isang kasamihang,

00:52:07Time is gold!

00:52:09When you need my time,

00:52:11give me gold!

00:52:12Basta lucky John!

00:52:13Lucky John!

00:52:15Oh, you're gonna carry that way!

00:52:22Carry that way!

00:52:23Oh, yung nakita natin!

00:52:24Pandesal!

00:52:25Patingin!

00:52:26Patingin!

00:52:27Parang waffle!

00:52:28Grabe yung pandesal!

00:52:29Nasunog sa pugon!

00:52:31Pandesal!

00:52:32Patingin niyo ha!

00:52:33Hawaiian bread!

00:52:34Wala ko, tray ng itlog!

00:52:35Pwede!

00:52:36Yung sa waffle,

00:52:37pag inangat mo,

00:52:38yung mga namin natin,

00:52:39yung pupukin mo!

00:52:40Yung dumikit na dun sa lutoan!

00:52:42Kausapin muna natin sila isa-isa,

00:52:44unahin na natin si Daniel Butas!

00:52:47Daniel!

00:52:48Daniel o!

00:52:49Butas or Butas?

00:52:50Paano binibigkas yung apelidi mo?

00:52:52Butas mo, Butas!

00:52:53Daniel Butas!

00:52:54Butas!

00:52:55Pero mas sikat ka sa pangalang Kiefer!

00:52:57Kiefer mo!

00:52:58Yes!

00:52:59Kiefer Bros!

00:53:00Bros!

00:53:01Yes!

00:53:02Kiefer!

00:53:03Ang palayaw mo ay?

00:53:05Daniel!

00:53:06Daniel!

00:53:07Ang lapit!

00:53:08Kahit ako kunyari,

00:53:09ako magulang niya,

00:53:10pinangalan akong Kiefer.

00:53:11Daniel na maiisip ko rin talaga.

00:53:12Daniel talaga rin.

00:53:13Wala kang iba!

00:53:14Wala kang may bakiisip!

00:53:15Daniel.

00:53:16Gusto ko papipiliin ka sa dalawang pangalan.

00:53:18Daniel o Kiefer.

00:53:19Anong mas ano ka?

00:53:20Mas ano ko,

00:53:21ang Daniel.

00:53:22Mas gusto mo yung Daniel.

00:53:23Bakit?

00:53:24Kasi aksident lang talaga yung nangyari sa Kiefer.

00:53:26Sabi na na, aksident.

00:53:28Anong aksidente lang talaga niya?

00:53:30Paano aksidente?

00:53:31Tinawag lang ako sa SM,

00:53:33Kiefer na.

00:53:34Kumbaga nagpalit na ako ng pangalan.

00:53:36Daniel Butas kasi yun.

00:53:37So pinalitan ko siya ng Kiefer.

00:53:38Tapos may tumawag sa akin sa SM na Kiefer Bros.

00:53:40Yun na yung pinalit ko.

00:53:41Hindi ko napinalitan ako.

00:53:42So kung ano itawag sa'yo yun ang pinapangalan?

00:53:44Parang sign mula sa universe.

00:53:46Ah, yun ang sign.

00:53:47Yun kasi yung uso dati yung kumbaga palit-palit ng pangalan eh.

00:53:50Boss Butas, mga ganun.

00:53:51Kiefer Butas?

00:53:52Layo.

00:53:53Oo.

00:53:54Grabe no.

00:53:55Pag sinabi nung kapit-bayo sa nanay mo,

00:54:02o yung Kiefer mo, Butas.

00:54:04Diba?

00:54:05Kasi anak mo si Kiefer.

00:54:06Oo.

00:54:07Kiefer Butas.

00:54:08Kiefer mo yung Kiefer mo, Butas.

00:54:10Kiefer Butas.

00:54:11Kiefer Butas, tara.

00:54:12Alang taong ka na?

00:54:1328 years old.

00:54:1428.

00:54:15Alam mo, ang gaang ng vibe niya.

00:54:17Oo ma.

00:54:18Ang energy dito.

00:54:19Habang tumatagal...

00:54:21Barangay!

00:54:22Shut down!

00:54:23Ay!

00:54:24Ayun.

00:54:25Bumigat lang ulit.

00:54:26Pero kanina magaan.

00:54:27Oo.

00:54:28Ang binis nagbago.

00:54:29Hindi talaga, yung pag tinititigin mo siya habang tumatagal,

00:54:32parang gusto mo na siyang ipablatter.

00:54:34Bakit?

00:54:35Parang gusto mo na ipablatter.

00:54:37Hindi.

00:54:38Ito yung mukhang lolo ko.

00:54:40Pwede mo ka mapagkakatiwala.

00:54:41Oo.

00:54:42Mukhang papagmahal.

00:54:43Salamat, Mami Bice.

00:54:44Alam mo, ang trabaho ko?

00:54:45Vlogger po.

00:54:46Vlogger?

00:54:47Ah, baka siya ngayon nakikita mo sa TikTok?

00:54:48Siya nga.

00:54:49Oo.

00:54:50Siyo nga.

00:54:51Actually printing kami ni Wamos.

00:54:52Ito yung pinamasa report natin.

00:54:53Hindi ba?

00:54:56Alam mo, may 4 million followers yan sa Facebook.

00:54:58Kasama niya ni Wamos?

00:54:59Yes po.

00:55:00Oo.

00:55:01Kasama ko rin magduo ng sayaw dati si Wamos.

00:55:03Mga ganun.

00:55:04Pandemic days.

00:55:05Magkasama kami.

00:55:06Sa grupo niya ni Wamos, puro ganyan ng level ng kapatian.

00:55:09Paya't-paya't sila.

00:55:11Yes po.

00:55:12Anong requirements para makasama sa grupo niyo?

00:55:17Ano, magaan lang yung loob.

00:55:18Dapat.

00:55:19Dapat.

00:55:20Yung nakikita kami sa'yo.

00:55:21Kapag mahal sa kapwa.

00:55:22Magaan ng loob.

00:55:23Kapag mahal sa kapwa.

00:55:24Yes.

00:55:25Yes.

00:55:26May asawa ka ba ngayon?

00:55:27Meron.

00:55:28Saan?

00:55:29Saan?

00:55:30Ito, ito yung may off the bottle.

00:55:31Oh.

00:55:32Ito?

00:55:33Ito?

00:55:34Ito.

00:55:35Alam ko.

00:55:36Saan na proud po.

00:55:38Ikaw yung asawa?

00:55:39Oo.

00:55:40Uy, gising!

00:55:41Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:55:43Kasi mo kailangan to.

00:55:44Kaya saan mo kailangan.

00:55:45Kasi yung bata niya, ano pa.

00:55:47Ikaw asawa niya?

00:55:49Opo.

00:55:50Parang bata pa to.

00:55:51Ilan taon?

00:55:52Aling taon ka na?

00:55:5324 po.

00:55:54Ano to?

00:55:55Nagre-rebelding ka sa mga magulang ko?

00:55:56Ah, hindi.

00:55:57Hindi, hindi.

00:55:59Hano, no?

00:56:00Ah, may baby na kayo?

00:56:02Opo, dalawa po.

00:56:03Dalawa, wow.

00:56:04Isang baby girl tsaka isang baby boy po.

00:56:06Oo.

00:56:07Oo, last na yun.

00:56:09Charot, charot lang, charot lang.

00:56:10Ayan.

00:56:11Nakatoto pa ngayon pangalan ng mga ano.

00:56:13Ayaw.

00:56:14Kasi po ito yung ano namin na tawag sa amin dati nung nagpa-vlog kami.

00:56:17Kasi collab lang po yung love life namin eh.

00:56:19So nag-trending po siya dati, Kiprina.

00:56:21Ayun yung naging pangalan namin dalawa sa vlog.

00:56:23Ah, nung simula, yung love team nyo sa vlog, di totoo.

00:56:26Love team love.

00:56:27Opo, hindi po.

00:56:28Hindi, was scripted.

00:56:29Tapos nagka-tuluyan.

00:56:30I-love.

00:56:31Bakit?

00:56:32Mataas yung monetization?

00:56:34Woo.

00:56:35Karabi sa panoong.

00:56:36Karabi yung panoong.

00:56:38Sorry, sorry.

00:56:39Sino ba nahulog?

00:56:40Ikaw ba nahulog?

00:56:41Yes.

00:56:42Hindi po.

00:56:43Gumagawa po siya ng paraan para makapag-anap kami?

00:56:45Maka-vlog kami.

00:56:46Diya, di-start ka mo din.

00:56:47Siyempre naman yan, makakala ng paraan dapat.

00:56:49That's right, because of course, you can see the angel.

00:56:52Who was the first one?

00:56:54You or her?

00:56:55Me.

00:56:56Because I'm here, I'm here.

00:56:58I'm a comedian.

00:57:00When I'm here, I'm here.

00:57:02She's like drinking, drinking.

00:57:04I said, wow, it's a beautiful girl.

00:57:06Wow!

00:57:07How do you react?

00:57:10How do you react?

00:57:12I said, wow, it's a beautiful girl.

00:57:16I said, hey, can we do a collab?

00:57:20I message to her.

00:57:21Collab?

00:57:22Collab lang, collab.

00:57:23Trabaho lang talaga, trabaho lang.

00:57:25May instinct ako na pwede kami mag-trending.

00:57:27T-try ko lang, tapos boom.

00:57:29Ang bwapo ko pala.

00:57:31Yung collab naging co-love.

00:57:37Paano mo siya niligawan?

00:57:39Hindi ka ba nataapo?

00:57:41Hindi ka pumasa, ganyan.

00:57:43Noong una, ayaw niya sa akin.

00:57:45Kasi siyempre, hindi naman pwedeng biglaan.

00:57:49Kailangan ma-develop yan.

00:57:51Yes, I know.

00:57:52Wala sa itsurean, hindi pwedeng pinibiglaan.

00:57:54That takes time.

00:57:55Hindi naman yung kinulak po lang tapos yung jurek.

00:57:57Correct.

00:57:58Hindi ka pumayag agad.

00:57:59Hindi po.

00:58:00Tama!

00:58:01Bakit?

00:58:02Tama!

00:58:04Kasi hindi naman, hindi mo susunggaban agad yan eh.

00:58:07Ligaw muna.

00:58:08Anong nag-udyok sa'yo

00:58:10para pumayag na makipagrelasyon ka dito sa lalaking ito?

00:58:14Noong tumatagal na po kaming nagbablog, nagkakasama po sa mga vlog, parang nahulog na po sa kanya po.

00:58:20Ay!

00:58:21Ay!

00:58:22Ay!

00:58:23Ay!

00:58:24Sa paanong paraan ka naman po po?

00:58:29Sa love story nito ay pamamagatan nating butol naman.

00:58:38Starring Danielle or Kiefer.

00:58:40Paano?

00:58:41Lagi ka niya napapatawa?

00:58:42Ganon ba yun?

00:58:43Asan lang ka napapatawa?

00:58:44Para mainlab dito?

00:58:45Kasi di ba ni Patusha?

00:58:47Kumidyan eh.

00:58:48I love that girl.

00:58:49Humor.

00:58:50Yung humor eh.

00:58:51Anong nagpaibig sa'yo kay Danielle?

00:58:54Yung totoo ah.

00:58:56Yung hindi pang vlog.

00:58:59Noong una po kami nagkakilala.

00:59:00Lagi niya po kong ano, may care po siya palagi sa'kin.

00:59:03Awww.

00:59:06Tama.

00:59:07Alam mo, pag naramdaman mo yan,

00:59:10yung, ay, mahal niya ako.

00:59:13Grabe nabulutan kay Pao.

00:59:15Ay!

00:59:17Inaalagaan niya ako.

00:59:20Baby, susulitin ko na yung panahon na ito.

00:59:23Nakarang araw lang nag-away tayo pero,

00:59:25siguro ito na yung tamang panahon para sabihin ko sa'yo na hindi-hindi kita ipagpapalit sa iba

00:59:29sapagkat sa'yo ko lang nakuha ang tunay na ligaya ng buhay kong ito.

00:59:33Wow!

00:59:36Pwede ko naman lapitan?

00:59:37Ano no?

00:59:38Kasal.

00:59:40Pwede ko na po bang lapitan?

00:59:44Alika nga rito.

00:59:46Alika nga rito.

00:59:49Magtabi kayo para makita namin kung gaano kasagwa.

00:59:54Ano kasagwa?

00:59:55Papatawa lang ako kayo.

00:59:56Ah, okay.

00:59:57Diba?

00:59:58Ang ganda.

01:00:00Diba?

01:00:02Kahit anong sabihin nyo,

01:00:03bagay ang paminta sa Laurel.

01:00:07Atoko!

01:00:09Aloko!

01:00:10Diba?

01:00:11Kaya sila ang magkasama sa sachet.

01:00:14Diba?

01:00:15Magkaiba sila pero bagay sila.

01:00:17Yes!

01:00:18Thank you, Mami, bae?

01:00:19Kayumanggi at puti.

01:00:20Hindi naman kinangala ka.

01:00:21Kailangan pag kayumanggi ka, kayumanggi din ang magmamalasin.

01:00:23Walang kulay-hukulay niya.

01:00:25Diba?

01:00:26Diba?

01:00:27Gaano kasarap ang unang halik na ibinigay sa'yo ni Daniel?

01:00:32Matamis!

01:00:33Matamis!

01:00:34Matamis pero mabaho?

01:00:36Ano?

01:00:37Ano ako?

01:00:38Wala ka pang ipin nun eh.

01:00:39Wala ka pang ipin nun eh.

01:00:40Wala ka pang ipin nun eh.

01:00:41Wala ka pang ipin nun eh.

01:00:43Ang asim nga ng kilakit mo nun.

01:00:45Paano mo maididescribe o mailalarawan ang karanasan mo sa unang beses kang hinalikan ng minamahal mong si Daniel?

01:00:58Lasing tayo na ni Daniel.

01:00:59Wala ka.

01:01:00Wala ka.

01:01:01Wala ka.

01:01:02Wala ka.

01:01:03Wala ka.

01:01:04Sabi na na bechin.

01:01:05Wala ka.

01:01:06Bechin na.

01:01:07Wala ka na na.

01:01:08May oras pa.

01:01:09Parang pupunta ka sa mga alagad ng patas ka.

01:01:10Wala ka.

01:01:11May dalawang anak na.

01:01:12May dalawang anak na.

01:01:13May dalawang anak na.

01:01:14Tapos wala nang nagawa.

01:01:16Pero ikaw makapagsasabi.

01:01:18Yes.

01:01:19Anong kamahal-mahal kay Daniel?

01:01:20Sa akin.

01:01:21Sa akin.

01:01:22Daniel ba pangalan ko?

01:01:23Di ba Katrina ko?

01:01:24Hindi.

01:01:25Siguro ano.

01:01:26Yung pagiging komedyante.

01:01:28Isa yun sa pinakasekreto ng mga tunay na gwapo.

01:01:31Yung kaya mo magpaligaya ng tao kahit malungkot na yung sitwasyon mo.

01:01:36Ibigay ang kaligayaan sa kanila para lang mapakita sa kanila ang tunay na kaligayaan.

01:01:40Yung kayaan sa kanila ba?

01:01:45Ay!

01:01:46Ay!

01:01:47Ay!

01:01:48Ay!

01:01:49Ay!

01:01:50Ay!

01:01:51Ayun na yun.

01:01:52Maayos, maayos.

01:01:53O ngayon.

01:01:54Nasagot mo namang katanungan namin.

01:01:56May isa pang katanungan na kailangan ko.

01:01:57Narito na ang ating ating girl referee jockey.

01:02:00Pasok!

01:02:11Oh my God!

01:02:12Bakit?

01:02:13Bagay din kayo.

01:02:14Kasi magka-humi kayo na asawa niya.

01:02:15Pari yung Miss Tisa.

01:02:16Oh!

01:02:17Daniel!

01:02:18Sabi sa'yo, sa ganito, kawag kang mag-hashtag sin.

01:02:20Hi!

01:02:22Sorry sa'yo.

01:02:23Isa ko si James o.

01:02:24Tapos na yun!

01:02:26Ito naman eh!

01:02:27Hey!

01:02:28Daniel!

01:02:29Hello!

01:02:30Hello!

01:02:31Ang ganda ng love team niyo.

01:02:32Kiefer at saka jockey.

01:02:33Oo!

01:02:34Anong pangalan?

01:02:35Anong tawag sa'yo?

01:02:36Kiefer jockey.

01:02:37Ki...

01:02:39Ki-jack!

01:02:40Ki-jack!

01:02:41Ki-jack!

01:02:42Ang ganda!

01:02:43Parang hijack hog na lang.

01:02:45Kiefer jockey.

01:02:46Ki-jack!

01:02:47Ganda!

01:02:48Ang ganda!

01:02:50Daniel, pati hindi ako ng mukha mo.

01:02:51Titigan mo nga ako saglit.

01:02:53Ay!

01:02:54Grabe!

01:02:55Yung itsura mo mukha kang magaling mag-CPR, no?

01:02:57Salamat.

01:02:58Uy!

01:02:59Bakit?

01:03:00Sagot, Daniel.

01:03:01Ah!

01:03:02Naghulol ako.

01:03:03Ulit?

01:03:04Ah!

01:03:05Ano ulit ko?

01:03:06Bakit?

01:03:07Yung itsura mo mukha kang magaling mag-CPR, no?

01:03:09Bakit?

01:03:10Kasi pinatibok mo ulit yung puso ko.

01:03:13Yaaay!

01:03:15Si-jack!

01:03:16Tama na yan.

01:03:17Bakit?

01:03:18I-CPR mo.

01:03:20Gawin, gawin!

01:03:21Wow!

01:03:22Meron pa ako isa!

01:03:23Okay, isa pa ako kay Gogo.

01:03:24Daniel, butas ka, di ba?

01:03:26Yes.

01:03:27Bakit?

01:03:28Bakit?

01:03:29Isa pa!

01:03:30Isa pa!

01:03:31Apiliyento ko kasi niya.

01:03:32Ano gagawin mo kasi sa kanil?

01:03:33Jackie, butas ka, di ba?

01:03:34Yes.

01:03:36Aloko.

01:03:37Si Daniel!

01:03:38Daniel, butas ka, di ba?

01:03:39Bakit?

01:03:40Kasi mamahalin kita ngayon butas at magpakayo.

01:03:43Wow!

01:03:44Wow!

01:03:45Thank you!

01:03:46Jackie!

01:03:51Nakapili ka naman ng tanong?

01:03:52Wala pa!

01:03:53Wala!

01:03:54Hindi siya nakabudot!

01:03:55Jackie!

01:03:56Jackie!

01:03:57Butas ka rin!

01:03:58Butas ka rin!

01:03:59Butas yung butas!

01:04:00Butas yung butas!

01:04:01Alam mo yung mga mistisay, yung mga babaeng nakakausap ka nawawala sa sarili?

01:04:04Oh, grabe!

01:04:05May budol ka talaga!

01:04:07May budol ka talaga!

01:04:08May budol ka talaga!

01:04:09Oo!

01:04:10Maraming salamat Jackie!

01:04:11Thank you!

01:04:12Butas na lang!

01:04:15Meron bang mabul ba?

01:04:17Ayaw mo tumigil ah!

01:04:18Wala ni Miss Alucha pa!

01:04:20Kareel, pakibasa ang tanong sa akin.

01:04:22Eto na ang tanong.

01:04:23Kung ipagbabawal na ang mga gwapo sa barangay ninyo, saan kalilipat?

01:04:29Hindi ako aalis sa barangay namin kung pagbawal man nila.

01:04:34Kasi ako na nga lang natitirang gwapo, papaalisin pa nila.

01:04:37Kawawa yung mga nagaanap ng kagwapuhan sa aming barangay.

01:04:40Ayaw na nga lang ipagmamalaki nila, tatanggalin mo ba?

01:04:43Nakakapagod naman yan!

01:04:44Huwag mo kong pairapan!

01:04:46Pag-stayin mo ako dun!

01:04:47Dahil ako lang yung pinagwapo sa aming barangay.

01:04:49Ay!

01:04:50Ay!

01:04:51Ay!

01:04:52Ay!

01:04:53Ay!

01:04:54Maraming salamat!

01:04:55Escort number one!

01:04:56Butas ng Barangay Pasong Kawayan 2, General Trias Cabine.

01:05:00At eto naman si Escort number two ng Posoga ng Barangay San Jose Montalban, Rizal!

01:05:06MG!

01:05:07MG!

01:05:08Ay!

01:05:09MG ang pangalan niya!

01:05:10MG ba?

01:05:11Nakakatuwa siya.

01:05:12Parang siyang malaking lala.

01:05:14Ano yung lala?

01:05:15Yung chokolating lala.

01:05:16Sa pindahan.

01:05:17Bakit?

01:05:18Ano siya nililala?

01:05:19Ang paborito ko yung chokolating lala.

01:05:21Yung square na gano'n.

01:05:24Isa sa mga...

01:05:25May ube na ba yun?

01:05:26May ube.

01:05:27Ang ano ko na yung origin.

01:05:28Tinda kasi namin yun eh.

01:05:29Isa sa mga pinakasikat na chokolating local.

01:05:31Sa mga palengke meron nun.

01:05:32Lala.

01:05:33Bukod parun sa mga pinapiro.

01:05:34Guguhitan mo lang ito, lala natin.

01:05:37Bakit MG?

01:05:38Anong pangalan mo?

01:05:39Nakuha po yung sa pangalan ko po, Mark Gregg.

01:05:41Kaya naging MG po.

01:05:42MG.

01:05:43Mark Gregg?

01:05:44Yes po.

01:05:45Ang ganda ng Mark Gregg nga.

01:05:46Naman, MG yun.

01:05:49Bakit siya tinitigong?

01:05:50Tawa ka!

01:05:51Ang cute nga!

01:05:52Nakakatuwa siya.

01:05:53Di naman, sakto lang.

01:05:54Parang siya, tumanda na yung bata dun sa app.

01:05:57Yung pelikulang app.

01:05:58Hindi na nga baloon.

01:06:01Kung may naanap yung lolo niya.

01:06:02Pag gumawa to ng baloon, angat pa kayo.

01:06:05Anong ano mo?

01:06:06Anong routine mo araw-araw?

01:06:08Pag gising mo, anong ginagawa mo?

01:06:10Ano po?

01:06:11Pag gising ko po, bumulot ko yung mata ko.

01:06:14O?

01:06:15Matulog ulit.

01:06:16O talaga?

01:06:17Matulog ka ulit.

01:06:18Mahaba ka ba matulog?

01:06:19Mahaba po.

01:06:20Mahaba yung hilig ko eh.

01:06:21Sa bagay yung tulog, hindi lagi nakaka-fresh eh.

01:06:24Usually nakakamanas din.

01:06:25Pag sobra.

01:06:26Pag sobra.

01:06:27Pag sapat yung tulog mo, nakaka-fresh.

01:06:30Pero pag sobra, nakakamanas.

01:06:31O, makakamanas.

01:06:32Anong favorito mong pagkain?

01:06:34Hotdog.

01:06:35Oh, talaga?

01:06:36Hotdog.

01:06:37Hotdog.

01:06:38Hotdog.

01:06:39Nakakailan ka?

01:06:40Yung isang balot na tag sampung piraso.

01:06:43Talaga?

01:06:44Paya mo ubos eh.

01:06:45Masama yun.

01:06:46Parang dami.

01:06:47Very unhealthy.

01:06:48Pero masarap ang hotdog.

01:06:49Pero huwag sobra.

01:06:50Sobra.

01:06:51Yes.

01:06:52Yes.

01:06:53Pero nauubos isang plastic.

01:06:55Oo.

01:06:56So, nakailang girlfriends ka?

01:06:58Yung ligal po ang dalawa.

01:07:01Wow!

01:07:02Pero mga hindi ligal ah.

01:07:03O, may hindi ligal eh.

01:07:04Yung mga kinidnap niya,

01:07:05tapos napas lang niya.

01:07:06Pinagahanapan.

01:07:07Kunyari, liligawan mo si Karil.

01:07:09Paano ka nang liligaw ng babae?

01:07:11Gusto kong magkaroon ng idea.

01:07:12Hi, MG.

01:07:13Discartet.

01:07:14MG.

01:07:16Hi, MG.

01:07:17Ano pong pinakaiba niyo ni Rizal?

01:07:20Ano?

01:07:21Si Rizal, nasa piso.

01:07:24Ikaw, nasa puso ko.

01:07:26Yan!

01:07:29Grabe talaga!

01:07:31Katapusan mo na, Dambo!

01:07:32Hindi si Dambo yan!

01:07:33Hindi si Dambo yan!

01:07:34Sorry, sorry.

01:07:35Hindi si Dambo yan!

01:07:36Paano kunyari ang eksena sa pelikula?

01:07:38Matagal mo nang hinahanap ang kakambal mo

01:07:40tas ngayon mo lang nakita.

01:07:42Yun!

01:07:43Maganda eksena yun o.

01:07:44O, pupuntahan mo siya.

01:07:46Kuya?

01:07:48Kuya?

01:07:52Kuya, ikaw ba'y nawawala akong kapatid?

01:07:54Ha?

01:07:55Ha?

01:07:56Kano ka?

01:07:58Nung nag-audition po ko dito,

01:08:00akala nila,

01:08:01ako ikaw.

01:08:03Oo.

01:08:04Baka ikaw na nga.

01:08:07Direk, di mo kayang pagsamahin sa isang shot.

01:08:10Pinakihirap ka direct.

01:08:13Huwag pong kahirapan si Direk, may concert pa kayo!

01:08:17O, yung mga nasa ba'y, akala nila widescreen ibi nila.

01:08:20Ha?

01:08:21Ha?

01:08:22Ha?

01:08:23Tari.

01:08:24Gwapo ka, gwapo si Dambo.

01:08:25Sinong mas gwapo sa inyo?

01:08:26Ay!

01:08:27Sino ba ba?

01:08:28Ang pambato ng barangay sa Nusemo Talbarisoy!

01:08:34O, talo ko si MG.

01:08:36Ano ang lamang mo kay Dambo?

01:08:39Yung...

01:08:40Yung Chan.

01:08:41Ha?

01:08:42Ha?

01:08:43Bakit? Ilan ba yung sayo?

01:08:45Maraming guwit yung akin sa kanya.

01:08:46Ah, may abs.

01:08:47Tama-tama.

01:08:48Grabe.

01:08:49Sa malapitan pala, mas madumi.

01:08:51Ha?

01:08:52Kaya ba namo Dambo?

01:08:53Kaya napawisan lang.

01:08:54Kaya napawisan lang.

01:08:55Sheething lang yan.

01:08:56Oo.

01:08:57Mayroong pangarap pong magka-abs?

01:08:59Opo, pangarap ko po.

01:09:01Eh, paano magka-abs kung kumakain ka ng hotdog isang plastic?

01:09:03Baka po yung hotdog pumormang ganun eh.

01:09:05Sa Chan.

01:09:07Bumukol.

01:09:08Bumakat na talaga yung hotdog.

01:09:09Bumakat ng hotdog.

01:09:10Pero hindi ka ba nagda-diet?

01:09:11Naggain po.

01:09:12Nagda-diet po ako.

01:09:13Paano ang diet mo?

01:09:14Ahm...

01:09:15Sa gabi, hindi na po kumakain.

01:09:16Ano daw?

01:09:17Ahm...

01:09:18Sa gabi, hindi na siya kumakain.

01:09:19Apo.

01:09:20Pero sa makatangali naman po, gbulto.

01:09:22Ah, marami sa tangali.

01:09:24Sa gabi, hindi siya kumakain.

01:09:25Sa madaling araw.

01:09:27Gumagapang po sa kusina.

01:09:28Hindi ka kumain ng dinner.

01:09:30Pero sa madaling araw, bago matulog, kumakain ka.

01:09:32Kaya yung itunawin nun.

01:09:33Pangungot.

01:09:35Pero mapagmahal ka bang tao?

01:09:37Opo.

01:09:39Paano ka nagmamahal ng isang tao?

01:09:41Yung ibibigay ko sa kanya yung lahat.

01:09:43Pati breb mong malaki, binibigay ko.

01:09:45Aloko.

01:09:46Ano yun lang kayo?

01:09:47Pinibigay malaki!

01:09:48Huwag mo i-share.

01:09:49Hindi ba may ganun ang tiyo-jowa?

01:09:50Yung iba yung underwear, binibigay.

01:09:51Oo.

01:09:52Remembrance.

01:09:53Inwento na yung Ogie dati, may binigyang siya.

01:09:55Matching.

01:09:57Diba may binigyan kang ganun, sabi mo?

01:09:59Sino? Sino?

01:10:00Basta yung nag-sponsor sa'yo sa Parlor.

01:10:03Maganda kasi yung brief ko, nylon.

01:10:05Ang ilit.

01:10:07May tanong kami para sa'yo, ha?

01:10:09Yes, edo na.

01:10:10Try na natin ang husay mo sa sagotang Ball of Sunshine.

01:10:13Pasok!

01:10:26Hi!

01:10:27Hello.

01:10:28Meron akong pick-up line sa'yo.

01:10:30Okay lang ba?

01:10:31Wow doon siya.

01:10:32Wow kasi yung...

01:10:33Ay, wow.

01:10:34Namaanginit ka, no?

01:10:35Nabihag ako sa tingin niya.

01:10:36Naka ganyan ako sa'kin.

01:10:37Hello.

01:10:38Hi.

01:10:39Hello.

01:10:40Ay, wow.

01:10:41Ang ganda kasi natingin niya.

01:10:43Siya!

01:10:44Siya!

01:10:45Ang ganda ng tingin niya.

01:10:46Kakaiba rin pang reaction mo lang.

01:10:47Saan mo pilasok yun?

01:10:48Nabihag ako sa mga mata mo.

01:10:50Ah, kaya ayaw.

01:10:51Nabihag ka?

01:10:52Yes.

01:10:53Hitingan mo nga.

01:10:54Pero may pick-up line ako sa'yo.

01:10:55Ayaw.

01:10:56Ah, sige nga.

01:10:57Pick-up line siya.

01:10:58May pick-up line ako.

01:10:59Sana motor na lang ako.

01:11:01Ayaw!

01:11:02Ayaw!

01:11:03Bakit?

01:11:04Bakit?

01:11:05Bakit yung sagot?

01:11:06Ah, sorry, sorry.

01:11:07Bakit?

01:11:08Para ako ang i-start ng umaga mo.

01:11:11Ah!

01:11:13Roof, roof!

01:11:14Sana motor ka na lang.

01:11:15Bakit?

01:11:16Sakyan mo nga.

01:11:17Sige.

01:11:18Hindi ako hindi ka ma-plot.

01:11:19Ah!

01:11:20Masan mo!

01:11:21Pero hindi malakas katawan to.

01:11:22Kaya mo yan kung pumasan sa'yo?

01:11:24Kakayanin!

01:11:25Siyempre para sa'yo kakayanin.

01:11:27Ayaw!

01:11:28Ayaw!

01:11:29Yan lang ayaw!

01:11:30Oh!

01:11:31Oh!

01:11:32You're gonna carry the wind.

01:11:35Kung papayagan kayo ng mga magulang mo na halikan siya.

01:11:39Pwera lang sa labi.

01:11:41Sa anong bahagi ng kanyang katawan mula noo hanggang balikat mo siya hahalikan?

01:11:47Siyempre dun sa may asim.

01:11:50Sa asim?

01:11:51Sa bandang leeg.

01:11:54Oo.

01:11:55Au!

01:11:56May asim ka pa ba?

01:11:58Meron pa.

01:11:59Meron pa.

01:12:00Meron pa.

01:12:01Pero ngayon, bawal.

01:12:02Bakit?

01:12:03Bakit naman bawal?

01:12:04Nasa TV tayo eh.

01:12:06Why?

01:12:08Pero protect naman na lang.

01:12:09Mamaya na lang.

01:12:10Mamaya na lang?

01:12:11Saan?

01:12:12Sa backstage.

01:12:14Wow!

01:12:15Grabe!

01:12:16May quintas ka pala!

01:12:17Okay.

01:12:18Lumabas lang nung tumingala siya.

01:12:20Naginap na kayo ko siya.

01:12:21Hindi ko nakikita yung quintas.

01:12:22Pagunod ka na kayo siya.

01:12:24Meron din akong pick-up line sa'yo.

01:12:26Ano yun?

01:12:27Bagyong Emong ka ba?

01:12:29Bakit?

01:12:30Sana pumasok ako sa emong hard.

01:12:34Wow!

01:12:35Emong hard!

01:12:36Wow!

01:12:37Yay!

01:12:38Ay wow!

01:12:39Ay wow!

01:12:40Ay wow!

01:12:42Thank you!

01:12:43Good luck!

01:12:44Ay, Karil oh!

01:12:45Sorry!

01:12:46Ito na yung tanong mo.

01:12:47Papayag...

01:12:48Ba't niya ba kasi sinabi yun?

01:12:50Tinatanong niya rin kay Jackie.

01:12:51Ba't ko ba niya sinabi yun ay wow?

01:12:53Wala.

01:12:54May mga ganon talagang moment siya.

01:12:55Ay wow!

01:12:56Ay wow!

01:12:57Diba?

01:12:58Ay wow!

01:12:59Ay wow!

01:13:00Ay wow!

01:13:01Ay wow!

01:13:02Ay wow!

01:13:03Ay wow!

01:13:04Ay wow!

01:13:05Oh, ay wow!

01:13:06Tinan mo!

01:13:07Tinan mo!

01:13:08Wow!

01:13:09Nag-guess mo na.

01:13:10Ay wow!

01:13:11Bakit?

01:13:12Bakit?

01:13:13Yung kili-kili niya may mga bacon, may mga ham.

01:13:16Sandwich mo.

01:13:17Hanggang!

01:13:18Oo.

01:13:19May lettuce.

01:13:20Ay wow!

01:13:21O, MG ito ang iyong tanong.

01:13:23Sandwich?

01:13:24BLT!

01:13:25Muha, may Japanese mayo.

01:13:26May!

01:13:27Ay, sarap na.

01:13:28BLT!

01:13:29Papayag ka bang maging Prince Charming pero isa kang palaka?

01:13:37Sa tingin ko po, hindi po ako papayag.

01:13:39Maging Prince Charming kaso palaka.

01:13:42Papayag ba?

01:13:43Papayag ba ako?

01:13:44Papayag ba ako nun?

01:13:45Siyempre, hindi.

01:13:46Papayag ako pag Prince Charming na baboy.

01:13:50Ay wow!

01:13:51Ay wow!

01:13:52Ay wow!

01:13:57Bakit ayaw mo maging palaka?

01:13:59Grabe naman si Daniel.

01:14:00Sabi ni Daniel, yes, panalo na.

01:14:02Wala pa!

01:14:03Hindi po!

01:14:04Ay wow!

01:14:05Siyempre, nagpe-pray ko siya na sana tabla kami.

01:14:08Ano ayaw mo sa palaka?

01:14:10Ayaw ko po ng palaka kasi po yung palaka.

01:14:13Pag nasa bukit siya, minsan may mga lasig na na dumadaan.

01:14:16Iiiiian siya.

01:14:19Saan ang bukit yan?

01:14:20Balit naman ang reason niya.

01:14:22Gusto mo bang mangyali sa'yo?

01:14:23O.

01:14:24O.

01:14:25O.

01:14:26Hindi pang iniiian ka sabihin mo na lang, ay wow!

01:14:29Kokak!

01:14:31Ay wow!

01:14:33Siguro lang iiiiian pala ka ito.

01:14:36So yun ang dahilan.

01:14:37Ayaw mo i-ingkilan.

01:14:38Iiiian mo rin.

01:14:39Para may kulogo.

01:14:41Kulogo yun eh.

01:14:42Maraming salamat.

01:14:43Ma-G.

01:14:44Ay M-G.

01:14:45Ma-G.

01:14:46M-G.

01:14:47M-G Pusoga.

01:14:49Ang kakisigan ay lalabas sa talento niyang punong-puno ng hangas.

01:14:53Eta na si Daniel Budas na ang barangai.

01:14:56Pasen Hawaii en 2, Gerald 3, Escovide.

01:14:58Iiiiit...

01:15:00Showtime!

01:15:23Pagod!

01:15:24Napagod!

01:15:25Napagod!

01:15:26Napagod!

01:15:27Napagod!

01:15:28Napagod!

01:15:29Napagod!

01:15:30Napagod!

01:15:31Napagod!

01:15:32Napagod!

01:15:33Napagod!

01:15:34Napagod!

01:15:35Napagod!

01:15:36Napagod na ako!

01:15:37Hindi na ang gusto mo makukuha mo!

01:15:39Talaga ba?

01:15:40Eh bakit nakuha kita?

01:15:41I give my own

01:15:45One more night within

01:15:49I give my vest tight strapped to my chest right

01:15:52I give my vest tight strapped to my chest right

01:15:54I give my vest tight strapped to my chest right

01:15:56I give my vest tight strapped to my chest right

01:15:58I give my vest tight strapped to my chest right

01:16:00Yeah!

01:16:02Hey!

01:16:03Ayaw ito!

01:16:04Ang galing!

01:16:05Yes!

01:16:06PeeVeBoy ang galing!

01:16:07Ang galing!

01:16:08Parees ka yung dancer daddy o!

01:16:09Yes!

01:16:10O, estranet nyo siya!

01:16:11O, estranet nyo siya!

01:16:12Pero isasaboy na niya ang kagwapwang

01:16:15may pinakmamalaking talento!

01:16:19O!

01:16:20Tignyo, kaya natin yun, kaya natin, kaya natin yun.

01:16:24Kaya natin, kaya natin.

01:16:29Okay.

01:16:30Ito na si MG Pusoga ng Barangay San Jose.

01:16:34Montalban Resort.

01:16:37It's showtime.

01:16:46Otobos, otobos.

01:16:50Madlang people clap.

01:16:52Otobos, otobos.

01:16:54Otobos, otobos.

01:16:56Otobos, otobos.

01:16:58Otobos, otobos.

01:17:00Otobos, otobos.

01:17:02Otobos, otobos.

01:17:04Otobos, otobos.

01:17:06Otobos, otobos.

01:17:08Otobos, otobos.

01:17:10Otobos, otobos.

01:17:12Otobos, otobos.

01:17:14Otobos.

01:17:16BIRDS CHIRP

01:17:43BIRDS CHIRP

01:17:46MG POSOGA

01:17:47Grabe talented yung dalawang to

01:17:50Pero maraming nagdududa kung totoo ang ginawang pagbibitbox si MG POSOGA

01:17:55Waki!

01:17:56Feeling na rin recorded?

01:17:57Oo

01:17:58Teka nang pala, lip sync?

01:18:00Pakicheck the microphone, Bong

01:18:02Ipapagpag ko sa inyo yung microphone

01:18:07Waki!

01:18:08Nakita na namin, nakita na namin

01:18:11Hindi ako nagdudula

01:18:12Laliwala lang kayo?

01:18:13Ako naniniwala

01:18:14Ikaw, laliwala ka?

01:18:15Oo, oye, sa'yo pa ba? Kailan ako ba?

01:18:17Kasi PPG's go!

01:18:18Oo, sige, sige, naliliwala kami ha

01:18:20Pasig mo nga kay Sean

01:18:22Sean pa kayo

01:18:23Ay

01:18:24Wow

01:18:28Ang ganda ng mga talent, nakakaaliw

01:18:30Kung sabi natin ng mga hurado

01:18:32Kung sabi natin si Board Member Iam Mina

01:18:35Yes, para kay Kiefer

01:18:38Ayan

01:18:39Ay, wow

01:18:41Honestly, natural natural ng pagiging komedyante mo

01:18:45At yung angas mo, iba yung dating sa'kin

01:18:48Parang nabibighani tuloy ako ng bongga

01:18:50Wow

01:18:52Saka maitining ka, marunong kang makinig

01:18:54At yung talento mo, ikaw na ikaw yan, napakausay mo

01:18:57Congratulations sa'yo

01:18:58Thank you so much, Iam Mina

01:19:00Ngayon naman pakinggan natin Board Member Jameson Blake

01:19:03Hello, hello, Mark, Greg

01:19:05What's up?

01:19:06I just want to say na ramdam ko agad yung hype and confidence mo

01:19:10Simula pagpasok mo sa stage

01:19:11And it's nice to see na ang positive ng energy mo

01:19:14Parang, parang saya mo lagi

01:19:16Parang ang sarap mong kasama sa isang hangout with friends

01:19:19And I can see na you're a risk taker

01:19:21Na that will help you acquire more opportunities

01:19:24Tsaka ang galing mong mag-beatbox, ang linis ng sounds mo

01:19:27So, good job

01:19:29Oo, gusto ko rin makahangout ni Jameson

01:19:31Jameson, kunin niya daw ang number mo later

01:19:34Para ma-text kayo na

01:19:35San daw kayo after showtime?

01:19:37Di mo gusto siya makahangout?

01:19:39Coffee

01:19:40Coffee

01:19:41Kunin niya daw ang number mo mamaya

01:19:42Para mamaya mag-text

01:19:43Maaya ka niya

01:19:45Turuan ka niya mag-beatbox

01:19:46Oo naman, fellow beatboxer

01:19:48O kaya

01:19:49Sample

01:19:50Alam mo, follow mo na lang siya sa IG

01:19:52Para doon kayo mag-usap

01:19:53Anong IG mo?

01:19:54DM

01:19:55MGM

01:19:56MGBit po, MGB

01:19:57MGB

01:19:58MGB

01:19:59MGB

01:20:00Samatlang people

01:20:01Pakiabang natin kung i-fa-follow ni Jameson si MGB

01:20:05O kung siya charot-charot lang

01:20:07MGB

01:20:08May isang salita ba si Jameson?

01:20:10Diyan yung phone mo, diba?

01:20:11Diyan yung phone mo?

01:20:12Diyan yung phone mo?

01:20:13Follow mo na

01:20:14Follow siya

01:20:15MGB

01:20:16Follow mo ngayon

01:20:17Ayaw natin na i-accuses ka ng mga tao na charot-charot ka, Jameson

01:20:21MGB

01:20:22At habang pina-follow ni Jameson si MGBit

01:20:24Meron tayong challenge

01:20:25Ado yung challenge?

01:20:26Sino ang huling kadm ni Jameson sa akin?

01:20:29Hi!

01:20:31Devise walang ganyan

01:20:32Hindi ako binayarin para pumunta sa ganyan

01:20:37Para sa privacy

01:20:39MGBit official?

01:20:41MGBit

01:20:42MGBit lang po

01:20:43Iba yan, iba yan

01:20:44Iba atay

01:20:45MGBit

01:20:46Fans club niya yung official

01:20:49MGBits

01:20:50May ganun din

01:20:51B-Eat?

01:20:52Anong MGBit?

01:20:53B-Eat?

01:20:54B-Eat?

01:20:55B-E-A-T

01:20:56Hindi ko mahanap eh MGBit

01:20:57Tama!

01:20:58B-E-A-T po

01:20:59B-E-A-T po

01:21:00B-E-A-T po

01:21:01B-E-A-T

01:21:02Ayan, hinahanap na ni Jameson

01:21:04MGB-E-A-T

01:21:06O

01:21:07At habang hinahanap ni Jameson

01:21:09Kakausapin muna natin ang isa pang board member

01:21:11Eto na si Tetay

01:21:12Anong komento mo?

01:21:13Kakausapin ang komento mo

01:21:14What's up, Madlapipa?

01:21:17Nakailang what's up kung Madlapipa

01:21:18One more

01:21:19Ang sarap eh because every time I do that they're so energetic

01:21:26So

01:21:28Kiefer

01:21:29Wait

01:21:30I would have to agree with Ia

01:21:31Yung

01:21:32You're not annoying

01:21:34That's most

01:21:35Super important

01:21:36Nakakatawa ka

01:21:37Alam mo yun, promise

01:21:38Yung timing mo

01:21:39It's impeccable

01:21:40Really

01:21:41And

01:21:42Um

01:21:43What else?

01:21:44Na ano ako dun sa love life yung dalawa

01:21:46Di ba sabi mo pagkukomensyante talaga

01:21:48Like, you know, napapaibig natin yung tao

01:21:50Kaya si Jameson kanina

01:21:51Eto mo, kinakausap ko dun sa likod

01:21:53Oh my god!

01:21:54Parang si Rato

01:21:55Parang si Rato

01:21:56Balay mo i-follow ka din ni Jameson today

01:21:58Ay!

01:21:59Ano yung Instagram mo?

01:22:01Ay naku, di ba yung teta i-entrede mo ha?

01:22:04Good luck sa'yo ha?

01:22:05Tapos now

01:22:07Kay ano naman

01:22:08Kay MG

01:22:09You're such a ball of sunshine

01:22:11Thank you bo!

01:22:12Sobra

01:22:13Alamin yung

01:22:14No

01:22:15Sobra

01:22:16Alam mo, miss na miss na kita talaga

01:22:18Si King alam ni Kayan di ba?

01:22:19Iba talaga si Van Dolph pag nagano eh

01:22:24Ang galing mo yung beatbox mo

01:22:26Super surprise sa'kin yun promise

01:22:28Kayan yun mo

01:22:29Yung tunog

01:22:30Ang galing yung boom

01:22:32Diba?

01:22:33In fairness

01:22:34Good luck sa'yo

01:22:35Kasi ang dami mo namang baong hangin

01:22:36So

01:22:37Kaya kaya mo yan

01:22:38You could do that all day

01:22:39Good luck to both of you

01:22:41Salamat

01:22:42Salamat sa ating mga jurados

01:22:43Our escort of the day is

01:22:49Escort number

01:22:521

01:22:53Daniel Puta

01:22:54Sa Paragay Paso, Kawayan 2

01:22:55Tien

01:22:56Trias, Cavite

01:22:57Congratulations

01:22:58Sipira ko ang 50,000 pesos

01:22:59At may tig-1,000 pesos

01:23:00Ang iyong mga kaparangay

01:23:02At salamat naman yung spaksale M.G. Posoga

01:23:05Ipakalanda ka ng kagwapuhan

01:23:07Na deserve na mong bayan dito sa

01:23:09FCO

01:23:10Show mo!

01:23:15Simulan na natin ang kanta batan

01:23:17Narito na ang humahamon

01:23:19Marlon Glenn Ramos

01:23:29Ipaglalaban niya ang trono

01:23:31Narito na ang dating kampiyon

01:23:33Jennifer May Bara

01:23:41Go Jooks!

01:23:42Ating pahingan na kometo ng ating mga jurados

01:23:44Jurado Clarice

01:23:46Hello Malang People!

01:23:48Mukha kang familiar ka actually

01:23:50Ayan, alam mo Kuya Marlon ang ganda ng tone ng boses mo at saka yung texture niya

01:23:54Bagay na bagay actually sa kinantamong reggae song kanina

01:23:56And noong una na napansin ko medyo kinakabahad ka pa

01:24:00Pero ng mga kalagitna na nagpakawala

01:24:02Pinakawalan mo na so mas gumanda

01:24:04Ayun lang naman ha, good job Kuya Marlon

01:24:06So congratulations!

01:24:08Thank you Jurado Clarice

01:24:10Thank you Jurado Clarice

01:24:12Hello Jen Verme

01:24:14Grabe, you have such a powerful voice but even then

01:24:16You still know how to control it

01:24:17Grabe rin yung dynamics na binigay mo

01:24:18Tsaka andito ka talaga para

01:24:20Magbigay ng isang kwento hindi lang para kumanta

01:24:22Which I really appreciated

01:24:24Napakaganda ng performance mo

01:24:26There were a few flats but very forgivable

01:24:28And for me it was still a great performance

01:24:30Maraming salamat Jen Verme

01:24:32Thank you po

01:24:33Thank you Darren

01:24:34Ngayon pakinggan naman natin ang ating napakagwapong punong jurado

01:24:37Mr. Hoggie Altasi

01:24:39Oh maraming salamat

01:24:40Napagandang siyang Ami

01:24:41Marlon

01:24:42Ay walang anumayan

01:24:43Ang husay mo

01:24:44Sharpshooter ka, gusto ko yung estilo mo

01:24:46Okay ka doon

01:24:47Pagpatulong yan

01:24:48Jen Verme

01:24:49Tama si katotong dario

01:24:52Hindi perfecto yung performance mo

01:24:54Pero yung antas naman

01:24:56Nang level of difficulty and doon

01:24:58Ang galing mo pa rin

01:24:59Congratulations

01:25:00Salamat sa ating mga jurados

01:25:02Ang nakuha niyang marka mula sa ating mga jurado ay 95.3%

01:25:08Ang nagpagay ngayong araw ay ang

01:25:10Ang ang ang ang ang

01:25:13Dating kampyon, Jen Verme para

01:25:17Congratulations may dalawa ka ng panalo

01:25:24Maraming salamat naman sa iyong pagsali Marlon Glen Ramos

01:25:27Inabas ang galing sa ating pambansang singing dito sa

01:25:31Tawagan ng alas sa Showtime

01:25:33It's a showtime!

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