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Film, geleneksel bağlar veya tesadüfler sonucu birbirlerine "nikahlı" ya da nişanlı konumuna gelen karakterlerin etrafında döner. Ana erkek karakterin (Tamer Yiğit) hayatına giren çekici kadınlar ("fıstıklar") ile yaşadığı eğlenceli, çapkınlık dolu ve karmaşık ilişkiler mizahi bir dille anlatılır. Dönemin bu tarz filmlerinde sıkça görüldüğü üzere olaylar; yanlış anlaşılmalar, sadakat sorgulamaları ve bolca cinsel ima içeren komik durumlar üzerine kuruludur
Döküm
00:30You're just like a Turk, ماشاء الله (Masha Allah). You
00:32But if I don't marry Teoman, I'll die that very moment.
00:35Understood? I'll kill myself.
00:37Wait, wait. Oh, for goodness sake!
00:41Send lawyer Toran Bey to me immediately.
00:44Right away?
00:44Immediately.
00:45While the grandfather is arguing with his niece about who will marry whom...
00:48...a poor wretch known as the sex monster in the cell in front of me in prison...
00:53...he was sweating profusely from fear of death.
00:54Here you go.
00:58Unfortunately, Temgiz did not overturn the court's decision.
01:01Death is confirmed.
01:03I understand, sir.
01:06Be quiet, my son.
01:08I am innocent, sir.
01:10I swear I'm innocent.
01:17When will the sentence be carried out?
01:20Please.
01:20Don't hide anything from me.
01:23Next week, this morning.
01:37While poor Yalçın ponders the day he will be hanged...
01:40...Meral and her fiancé Teoman...
01:42...Zelten was thinking of a happy future in four corners.
01:45I said I would never leave him again in my life.
01:48What about your grandfather?
01:49He shouted and yelled.
01:51But what could he do?
01:53Eventually, he'll give up, whether he likes it or not.
01:56What if he tries to disinherit you?
01:59Oh, don't make me laugh.
02:01He loves me madly.
02:03Such a devilish act would never cross his mind.
02:07What a charming fool he is.
02:12God bless your hands.
02:14The will turned out exactly as I wanted.
02:17Thank you, sir.
02:18Please sign.
02:20Bastard.
02:22With his tiny stature, he dared to challenge me.
02:25Let's see if he'll read this will...
02:29...let her get married, if she can.
02:30But we can't get married without his permission.
02:33You've dragged this on too long, my love.
02:36I've already invited my friends from Europe for the engagement party.
02:40How?
02:41They're coming next week, honey.
02:43Girls who are so timid.
02:45Don't worry.
02:46I will have everything sorted out by then.
02:59Who is this person?
03:03Damn it!
03:05My grandfather has no job, so he brought this idiot home last week.
03:09He was a rare and exceptional servant.
03:10Wow, he's a fantastic cook.
03:12A deaf-mute scoundrel.
03:15Get out.
03:16Get out.
03:18Go away, you damn curse of God, go away.
03:21Go, go.
03:23I'm telling you, this damage must be avoided.
03:30From morning till evening...
03:32...saying "ge ge ge" to us...
03:34...other than wandering around shouting...
03:36...he has no job.
03:37Is your grandfather crazy?
03:39I don't know, honey.
03:40Where does he find this escapee from the asylum?
03:50Oh, how shameful, how shameful.
03:53Look at me, Behice.
03:56I don't have to answer to you for my actions.
03:59Your grandfather would have a heart attack if he heard this.
04:01It will never come down.
04:04We are marrying Teaman.
04:07Oh, be quiet, or I'll go crazy.
04:10The Mr. Hüsamettin I know...
04:12...he would die before he would give you to that scoundrel.
04:16You're welcome
04:17Get lost, you jerk.
04:18Get out.
04:18Get out.
04:19I'll tell the baby about it tonight too...
04:21...you'll see.
04:22You too.
04:25Get out of here!
04:26Get out.
04:30Come, my love.
04:50Hello?
04:51Yes.
04:53Mine.
04:55What?
05:00What's wrong? What happened?
05:07Grandpa!
05:10My grandfather has passed away!
05:37Yes ladies and gentlemen, our game is about to begin again.
05:40Listen very carefully.
05:41Listen very carefully.
05:53How much longer do we have to wait?
05:55My attitude is that you speak more politely.
05:57My Sumbas, push!
06:00As of today, I'm managing the 50 million inheritance as Meral's husband, my friend.
06:05Within two days, I'll have you all standing at my doorstep.
06:10How many promises have we made?
06:12Don't you read newspapers?
06:15Hüsamettin Bey is dead, my son.
06:17Look, do you see?
06:19The will will be opened tomorrow.
06:21Meral is the only heir.
06:25That is, my future wife.
06:30Give me a receipt for 250,000 lira from the cashier.
06:36What are you waiting for?
06:37Come on.
06:39Give it.
06:46What?
06:48I can't be!
06:49Here is the will.
06:50Everything is clear.
06:52Everything.
06:52But this can't be!
06:54That will be wonderful, young lady.
06:56Your late grandfather didn't want you to marry Teoman Bey.
06:59That's why I included this clause.
07:02The inheritance of 50 million is yours.
07:04But only on the condition that you don't marry Mr. Teoman.
07:08Oh!
07:08No matter who you marry, the money is yours.
07:11However, if the man you married dies of natural causes, then you can marry Mr. Teoman.
07:18Box!
07:18So, what happens now?
07:22You won't be able to get married, sir.
07:25Meral Hanım will marry someone else to inherit the estate.
07:29If her husband dies, then she is free to marry you.
07:34Please come tomorrow so we can complete the process of transferring the inheritance to you.
07:39Have a nice day.
07:53What day is it, Şahab ​​Efendi?
07:56Tuesday.
07:58Even so, we don't have many days left.
08:14Biscuit meat is good for you.
08:17Damn it!
08:19Damn it!
08:20Damn it!
08:22Damn it!
08:35Oh God!
08:37You really messed things up!
08:38I found!
08:39I found!
08:41Laugh, laugh, you witch!
08:45Look what it says!
08:46In a few days, they'll get rid of that handsome young man they call their only monster.
08:53If I go and marry him then, will he be my husband?
08:58If he is hanged three days later, will the condition of the will be fulfilled and my husband be considered dead?
09:06It isn't happening!
09:07Can I marry a kaman too?
09:10Yes, we'll marry them!
09:12No!
09:14No!
09:15No!
09:15Damn it!
09:16No!
09:17No!
09:18No!
09:20No!
09:21No!
09:22No!
09:24Do you want to marry me?
09:26Yes!
09:27But why?
09:28What's it to you?
09:30I'll give you whatever you want!
09:32Whatever you like!
09:33I'm giving one million right now, okay?
09:37Prices have gone up in the afterlife, sister!
09:39He won't recover his capital!
09:43I'll give two million!
09:46Ah!
09:46Age!
09:47Are you crazy?
09:48I'm giving three million!
09:50I'm a young man as strong as an egg, sister!
09:53Would it be a shame if I went below five?
09:55Damn you!
09:57Acceptance!
10:00Is there any legal impediment, Mr. Director?
10:03No, son!
10:04You can get married!
10:06Hee!
10:06Grab your bedding and come over!
10:09Ah!
10:10Ah!
10:13What does this mean?
10:16No, my dear!
10:17Whether serious or joking!
10:19From now on, you're my fiancée!
10:22I'll burn anyone who touches you!
10:23Is it ok?
10:24Yes!
10:25Ok!
10:26Don't get me into trouble!
10:30Oh my God!
10:31What a scam, kid!
10:33We are here to unite two precious young people who have applied to our office to get married!
10:39I wish you happiness!
10:44Here's a check for five million!
10:46"You will hand him over to the child welfare institution on my behalf, Mr. Director!"
10:49I don't understand!
10:50Don't you have anyone?
10:52Wow!
10:52So why did you take so much money?
10:55Listen, little lady!
10:56I'm known as the killer!
10:59They'll pull the rope on me in five or six hours!
11:01I'm even thinking of doing a good deed!
11:04How about you, millionaire pişteri?
11:05Don't you ever think about something like that?
11:08Excuse me!
11:10Goodbye and God bless you!
11:12I don't know why I did this crazy thing, but...
11:15...I wish you a happy life!
11:17Come on guys!
11:18That's our game!
11:19Come on!
11:20Go away, shoo shoo!
11:21Winter, winter!
11:22Come on!
11:29We handled the wedding arrangements really well yesterday, didn't we?
11:32Yes!
11:32For our happiness, we will await a man's execution!
11:35Don't be so upset, darling!
11:37It's not our fault that there are executions!
11:41Ah!
11:41I invited my friends from Europe to my engagement party!
11:45Seven bombs in total!
11:46We need to go to the airport immediately!
11:48Come on!
11:50Yes!
11:51Peksi Lili!
11:53Lili!
12:03Lili!
12:05Lili!
12:06Look!
12:07Lili!
12:08Lili!
12:19Oh my!
12:20Our game!
12:21Suddenly, over there!
12:23Lili!
12:25Allah!
12:26Allah!
12:26Our game!
12:26Withdrawal!
12:26Wow!
12:27Stop eating, you slutty women!
12:28Come on, you either go to the right!
12:30Oh my God!
12:31It's like stones will rain down on my head!
12:34Allah!
12:35Come Shade!
13:36The world's most flirtatious guy.
13:38She fell victim to womanizers.
13:41The real killer was Crazy Tayfur.
13:43He had too much to drink that night.
13:46He killed all three of his daughters.
13:48One of the girls happened to be with Yalçın in the bedroom an hour earlier.
13:53They caught him.
13:55Perhaps he would have escaped, but Tayfur sent a false witness and finished him off.
14:00So who was the perjurer?
14:10Where is Tayfur now?
14:14In the hospital.
14:15The doctor said it was serious this morning.
14:17He said there's no chance of survival.
14:19Yalçın died for nothing.
14:21Why don't we just make a phone call, do something?
14:24Oh, hole!
14:25Are you out of your mind?
14:27There are fifty million people involved.
14:28Damn those crazy women.
14:32They've gone crazy.
14:34May God grant you an appetite, inshallah.
14:35May God forgive me.
14:38Hopefully everything will be alright.
14:39Get out of the way!
14:43Grrr!
14:56Grrr!
14:57Grrr!
15:03Grrr!
15:09Forty!
15:19Young man, the owner of this place...
15:51...Hey, what's wrong with you? I asked who the homeowner is.
53:25Well done, son! Where are the others?
53:27Upstairs, in the safe room.
53:29Okay, you take this, I'll go upstairs.
53:38Hi Mr. Soha, I didn't know we'd be meeting here.
53:43I am innocent.
53:44I'm here by chance.
53:46Oh no!
53:47You're the sex monster, and you're the killer too.
53:50Son, introduce yourself.
53:52Deputy Commissioner Hamit Ölmez Türk from the second branch.
53:55Damn my luck, I always wear steel boots.
54:01Stop the clowning around, speak properly.
54:03Oh, excuse me, sir.
54:09Are you there?
54:11Uh huh, yes sister.
54:13Your late grandfather suspected Mr. Toğlan.
54:16They took me to the mansion to watch.
54:19Regarding the second suspicion, Reşit is very serious.
54:23Well done, kids, you did it!
54:26Congratulations!
54:27Go ahead and take them away.
54:28The law will punish them.
54:31Mhm mhm mhm.
54:32Why is it still there?
54:34He helped us when he learned that your life was in danger.
54:38The milk was clean for everyone who came.
54:39Come on, put your hands down now.
54:41Thank you.
54:43So, officer, what's going to happen to this pig?
54:46Well, I don't know about that.
54:48Your marriage is invalid.
54:50He entered into a fake marriage.
54:53Oh wow, Commissioner!
54:55So I'm single now, right?
54:57Hahaha ...
55:05Hi.
55:07Ha!
55:08Well, what can we do, business is business.
55:11Ha ha ha!
55:12Let's do it!
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