00:03Well, it's a good question, Tracy, but you have got to ask, what has the BBC ever done for me?
00:24Sure, it's great if you're a fan of Ian Beale, or if the traitors has any appeal.
00:31Who cares if they've raised two and a half billion for charity?
00:38What has the BBC ever done for me?
00:55Hmm, fine. They introduced the nation to someone called...
01:00And now!
01:01One fisherman in Aberdeen about a title swell!
01:05Oh, am I noon made BBC Radio Cymru?
01:08Yeah, but I live in Crawley. How does that benefit me?
01:12Yes, there are shows I wouldn't dare to belittle.
01:18Like a record-breaking drama about a hospital!
01:22What are we looking at?
01:22He's taking a serious tumble.
01:26But while you're giving your suspect the third degree...
01:29That's not a chicken.
01:33You again!
01:35Ask them, what has the BBC ever done for me?
01:39Yeah, all right, mate!
01:41BBC Five Nights help kids learn!
01:43But I'm 48, why is that my concern?
01:46Oh!
01:46So what if they verify news thoroughly?
01:49What has the BBC ever done for me?
01:53Aren't you on the weakest link?
01:55Yeah, oi, you've got a show on Radio 2 as well.
01:57And a hip-hop podcast on sound.
01:59All right, mate.
02:01Oh!
02:02Who cares about Mary Berry?
02:06Glastonbury!
02:08Celebs on the telly and gladiators.
02:10Hey!
02:11Gladiators!
02:11Radio stations.
02:13BBC Radio 2.
02:14Radio 3.
02:146 Music.
02:15Inter-Asian Network.
02:16Radio 4.
02:17Hello.
02:20Wimbledon celebrations.
02:23Inspiring a love of nature.
02:25In future generations.
02:27CBB shows about dogs and fabulous crabs.
02:30And on top of all that, they don't even have ads.
02:33A wolf?
02:35Well, yeah, except this one.
02:38Now, I suppose they do a lot for British storytelling.
02:44But hang on, why is the music swelling?
02:47Stuff your apprentice.
02:48You're fired.
02:49Your match of the day and your Louis Theroux.
02:51You know, none of this has to exist
02:54if we don't want it to.
02:57Well, no, look.
02:58I'm not saying that.
03:00Oh.
03:02It says here that the money we pay for the BBC
03:06creates over six and a half billion pounds for the economy.
03:10Which actually sounds pretty good.
03:13But, um, I still can't see.
03:25What has the BBC ever done for me?
03:39Strictly?
03:40I'll bog off, Dubeck.
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