00:00I have to make a shopping list.
00:02The kids are going to want snacks.
00:04Don't feed them, kitty.
00:06That's how it started the first time.
00:08I am going to get Fritos, Tostitos, Doritos, all the Gitos.
00:12I am back, baby.
00:15Son of a bitch.
00:17Hanging out down the street.
00:19I got it.
00:20Hey, Grandma.
00:21Hey, Grandpa.
00:22Leia.
00:24Tell me about Chicago.
00:25What are you into?
00:26I'm a pretty big deal in debate club.
00:28That's not up for debate.
00:30Yeah, I'm not popular.
00:33Hey, new girl.
00:34Leia, you should buy the tab.
00:35Pause.
00:36This isn't going to work.
00:38I'm pretty sure Osh-Gosh-B-Gosh here is going to get carded.
00:42The Leia!
00:44Look, Nick, shooting star.
00:47Make a wish.
00:48That's a firework, babe.
00:50Wish I could stay for the summer.
00:51I can stay.
00:52Okay, kids, the basement is all yours.
00:56Your grandma just hooked us up.
00:58What is it?
00:59Leia, do you want to hear about the Donkey Kong conspiracy?
01:03He's a gorilla.
01:06Interesting.
01:07It's kind of like how Sheryl Crow isn't actually a crow.
01:10Totally.
01:11If you're worried about fitting in with everyone else, you've found the people who don't fit in.
01:16I still can't believe Jay didn't kiss you.
01:19Oh, my God!
01:21My guy's got a bunch of salons.
01:22You may have seen his commercials.
01:26Welcome back to Chess Head.
01:29It's always an honor to have your hair in my chair.
01:33And why did you open our house to chaos again?
01:37All the dumbasses were gone!
01:39Oh, my God!
01:40Thank you!
01:45I love having the house full again.
01:47It just enthours me with joy.
01:49Eric's having a hard time with Leia.
01:51Look, all I know is that I'm going to love her and stand behind her no matter what.
01:56That is a great idea.
01:59Because when you stand behind your kids, it's easier to put your foot in your ass.
02:04Yeah, we got it, Jay.
02:05Thanks.
02:07Hello, Wisconsin!
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