00:00I am in so much trouble!
00:05My bad.
00:08My kitchen!
00:09I will throw you all under the bus.
00:11Even me?
00:12Yours is the only name I know.
00:15Someone's gonna die!
00:18I need a name, and I need an ass!
00:23Jay's out of commission for two weeks.
00:25Which means no sex, and I keep getting more and more ready.
00:28Good thing you can solve this problem yourself.
00:33I was taking a very standard shower, and it just came off.
00:36But if we don't figure it out, then it might happen again.
00:40Well...
00:41After this, probably not.
00:43I made a huge mistake breaking up with Nikki, and I really want her back.
00:47Go out there and find another girl.
00:49Can I buy you some wings?
00:50Sure.
00:52Hey, could you put a couple beers on my tab?
00:54It's under Betsy Kelsel.
00:56Hey, man. What happened to misters before sisters?
00:59Now that Jay doesn't have his bro around, he's turned me into his substitute Nate.
01:04Not in my house!
01:07I'm so excited. School is starting tomorrow.
01:11Why is it starting on a Saturday?
01:13Do you just wander through life until someone tells you what day it is?
01:18I'll be honest with you. Most days, you don't need to know what day it is.
01:21I don't want to leave.
01:22It's going to be hard to convince my mom to move back here.
01:24Thanks to us, your mom has no reason to say no.
01:27Seeing Leia surrounded with friends who love her warms my heart.
01:30But you're all delinquents, and I trust none of you.
01:33Mom, calm down.
01:34I am calm. Don't touch me.
01:38How are we going to end this summer on a high note?
01:40Ready to party!
01:44Party!
01:52Yes.
01:54Why are your hands so wet?
01:55Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it.
02:00Welcome, friends!
02:04Well, well, well.
02:06Mitch?
02:07I'm not seeing Eric. Is he dead?
02:09We're still happily married.
02:10Took you a while to answer.
02:11No, it didn't.
02:16She snuck out with her friends. I knew this would happen.
02:19Let's just go find her.
02:25I've been framed.
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