00:00It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
00:10The stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
00:21Come down, no, no, no!
00:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24Who are you?
00:26I'm Santa Claus.
00:30It was different out there.
00:31All those kids turned into adults.
00:33They stopped believing.
00:34And I'm losing magic.
00:38So, for the good of Christmas, I'm retiring.
00:41Wow. I didn't even know you could do that.
00:43I think we see what the rest of the world's like as normal people.
00:47I'm making a list of things I want to do, like meet a crossing guard.
00:53Wow.
00:54Dad!
00:55Sandra, they warned you this is what I look like here.
00:57It's Dad, me.
01:00You know, I have a funnichino.
01:01Put cocoa in it instead of coffee.
01:02Put a little peppermint in there if you have that.
01:04Chop up some cookies and sprinkles.
01:07Name for the order?
01:08Santa.
01:09Sir, my job is hard enough.
01:11Hope, hope, hope.
01:12For the first time, I'm going to spend Christmas with my family.
01:19New Santa is destroying Christmas spirit.
01:22When the last of the light goes out, it could be the end of Christmas.
01:26I retired too soon.
01:28I hired the wrong guy.
01:30I've got to go back to the North Pole.
01:32Elves are disappearing.
01:34Elves are disappearing?
01:35You should have led with that.
01:36We're going.
01:37All I do is slay.
01:40Slay your day.
01:41Slay your thing and anyone that's in my way.
01:43You just could love, but I'm so weird.
01:45All I do is slay.
01:50Are you seeing this?
01:51All I do is slay.
01:56Christmas is in trouble.
01:57Let's go.
01:58Now we're getting somewhere.
01:59Oh, oh, oh.
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