00:00 You are so much more than a witch, my dear.
00:03 You're a Claus.
00:05 [snorts]
00:07 Mother of God.
00:09 Hi, I'm Tim Allen. I'm playing a character called Santa Claus.
00:13 I want you to take care of all of the animals here at the North Pole.
00:16 You are?
00:17 My name is Elizabeth Allen and I play Sandra.
00:20 Oh, yes!
00:22 Funny, we have the same last name. That's interesting. That's clever.
00:24 Sometimes I look at you and I go, "God, you look like one of my daughters."
00:27 Wait a minute. You are my daughter.
00:29 Gosh, Dad!
00:31 Who's more likely to forget their lines? You or me?
00:35 You.
00:36 Oh.
00:37 Because you always add value to the script, so technically you don't really forget your lines, but you just add lip a little bit.
00:42 I can come up with stuff like this and actually I already came up with one.
00:45 Who's most likely to be early to set?
00:48 Me.
00:50 Or you.
00:52 Mom always gets me there early.
00:53 I'm always there before Megan.
00:54 Okay. You do get there early.
00:56 I know what I said.
00:57 Who's more likely to call Mom for help? Me or you?
01:00 Carol.
01:01 Mom?
01:02 Or you?
01:03 That's true.
01:04 Who's more likely to steal sweet desserts from Krafty?
01:07 I don't think I can finish all this ice cream by myself.
01:09 Pretty sure you can.
01:11 You.
01:12 Yeah, she's right.
01:13 Who's more likely to wake up first on Christmas morning?
01:15 I pretend like I don't care.
01:16 Oh, God. What day is it?
01:18 Oh, look at that. It's Christmas.
01:20 Oh, look at the presents.
01:21 It's magic, baby.
01:23 It's magic.
01:24 This is Christmas.
01:26 You know it.
01:27 [♪♪]
01:30 (upbeat music)
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