00:01We can't sit at home waiting for news about adoptions.
00:04We're never going to find a kid.
00:05They go so quickly.
00:06This is you.
00:07You took too long again.
00:09Yeah, but it's difficult choosing a child from a photograph, isn't it?
00:12You want to get in there, kick the tyres a little bit.
00:15Are you set on a girl?
00:17Girls tell you what they're feeling.
00:18They know how to ask for help.
00:19You just sit on the sofa hugging a cushion,
00:21sighing louder and louder until someone asks you what's wrong.
00:23Boys are uncomplicated.
00:25You all right, then?
00:26Yeah.
00:27Yeah.
00:31You?
00:32Yeah.
00:33Yeah.
00:34I'm not exactly what you wanted.
00:37What is the one thing that we need to be able to take these kids?
00:40Money.
00:41Experience.
00:42Preparation.
00:43I know it's hard.
00:45It's a mammoth undertaking.
00:46And I should know I have brought up two happy, friendly, well-adjusted children.
00:50Out of four.
00:51No!
00:53No!
00:54No!
00:55No!
00:56Please, I'm having enough trouble getting my own family without keeping your one functioning,
01:00too.
01:01Okay, fine.
01:01We need to talk about childcare.
01:03I've been babysitting.
01:04It's not even called that when they're yours.
01:07Just don't let them be fussy eaters.
01:09My friend Clayton only ate toast until he was 12 and now he's really into S&M.
01:13Has this helped?
01:14Massively.
01:16What if it changes things?
01:18Whatever happens, we'll be messing things up together.
01:21We don't want to meet at this stage.
01:23It can jeopardize the adoption.
01:24Just pretend you're visiting the school and professional business.
01:26If we're being other people, should we do accents?
01:28I can do America.
01:30Certainly.
01:31Well, howdy, partner.
01:32I'm gonna stop you right there.
01:33It's absolutely perfect.
01:40Huh?
01:40On your last visit to the school, did you happen to see a strange American woman bothering
01:44the children?
01:45What?
01:46No.
01:46Oh my goodness.
01:47Yeah, look.
01:47She says, lovely to see you both and I'll be in touch soon.
01:50Don't do that!
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