00:02this is not real this is not real this is not real this isn't happening kate uh tell me this
00:11isn't really happening i hear there's uh something you don't like the looks of we discovered a very
00:17large comet oh good for you it's headed directly towards earth this comet is what we call a planet
00:24killer at this exact moment i say we sit tight and assess sit tight and assess sit tight and then
00:33assess the sit tight part comes first and you got to digest it that's the assessment period this is
00:40the worst news in the history of humanity he just blew us off what are we going to do we
00:44have to
00:45release the information so we just leak it our guests today have made a pretty big discovery
00:52in space how big is this thing going i can't destroy my ex-wife's house is that possible
00:57there's a 100 chance that we're all going to die hey hey hey well the handsome astronomer can come
01:07back anytime but the yelling lady not so much we're gonna get the news out there one way or another
01:15it's
01:15real and it's coming jesus christ you could have just called me
01:21this comet contains 30 trillion dollars worth of material what if trillions of dollars
01:25matter if we're all gonna die oh no we're rich that would be terrible
01:34you guys discovered a comet i have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back
01:39oh that's that's that's terrific this could be a complete disaster this is already a disaster
01:52you know that girl from live tv said we're all gonna die no
01:55you're going to die you'll never take me alive
02:02there it is a giant comet it's way
02:07can you see it i can't my head is in a bag
02:14i did have the fbi put that bag over your head they don't do that the cia does but i
02:19made them do
02:20it you know i had a feeling it's a good feeling because that is what i did and it was
02:23very funny and
02:24cool
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