00:01Hi, Mom.
00:03I told Carmela about your breakup.
00:05What?
00:05She's gonna tell everybody.
00:07I heard about your breakup.
00:09Well, who needs Bumble when you have a bunch of Latinos doing the dirty work for you?
00:12Ay, I don't need no man.
00:14Let me introduce you to someone well-educated.
00:17That's my cousin.
00:19You're nervous. I'm meeting like 10 family members.
00:21Try 30 plus.
00:22Be afraid.
00:23They're okay that I'm down with the D as long as the D is not the devil.
00:27I hope you're hungry.
00:28I made some carnitas that'll make you see the face of God.
00:31I'm a vegetarian.
00:32Yeah, but it's not beef. It's pork.
00:35I need Lily Diaz to the dance floor.
00:39Love could be right in front of you, but if you aren't open, you won't see it.
00:44Our Valentine's Day special is $75 for two.
00:47I'm writing solo. Like the song.
00:49It's our normal fee of $50 per person.
00:52A 50% markup for being alone.
00:54Because the greatest sin one can commit is being single.
00:56Because I'm without a companion, I'm gonna be taxed.
00:58See? He gets it.
01:02I didn't catch your name.
01:03Santiago.
01:04What's someone as charming as you doing alone on Valentine's Day?
01:08It just never felt magical.
01:10Love can be great, but it's definitely not magic.
01:13People will surprise you with nothing.
01:16Sometimes it feels like I'm not only dating you, but your entire family as well.
01:21Your family hides everything. God forbid anyone ever admits something's wrong.
01:26I can build my life with someone that is so glass half empty.
01:29To getting out of our own way.
01:34Love is messy.
01:36And complicated.
01:38What do I do now?
01:41Padre?
01:42Can I help you?
01:44Is there not someone always in there?
01:45It's from five to seven.
01:46You can put that on a sign.
01:49Sorry about that.
01:50God.
02:17We'll remember getting in the next video for Friday.
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