00:01I felt sorry for you.
00:03That's the first feeling I felt.
00:07But after 41,071 emails,
00:10350 hours of voicemail,
00:12744 tweets,
00:1446 Facebook messages,
00:153 fake Facebook accounts,
00:17106 pages of letters,
00:19some sleeping pills,
00:20a woolly hat,
00:21a pair of brand new boxer shorts.
00:28I don't feel sorry for you anymore.
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