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00:00Didn't you post something on the beach? You guys posted a photo.
00:03Oh, yes, it's very funny. Well, there's this article, there's an article about how like
00:09Americans have a new appreciation for, they're appreciating nature in quarantine.
00:16And they're conjuring up all of their beach memories. And, you know, I told you my kids
00:22have been watching all of these because we exhausted Netflix. They've been watching all
00:28of these home videos. They've been watching old movies of themselves as children. So many beach
00:36memories. And my most popular Instagram post that I've ever posted in my life is a picture I posted
00:43of me when Joaquin was two weeks old and we went on vacation. Oh, my God. You look so happy.
00:51This is the happiest. I mean, I was exhausted. I was really tired. Is that the face of parenthood?
00:57That's no, that's the face of a third child who was having great difficulty latching on.
01:03And that's by the way, I want you to see. I want you to know that what you're looking at
01:07is the only photograph that Mark has ever taken of me on vacation. And yes, he waited for that moment.
01:16Huh? You look like a teenager. You look like you're in high school.
01:19You look like you're the cast of Beverly Hills 90210.
01:22So I decided to recreate that photo.
01:26Okay.
01:27And it's funny how, yeah.
01:30Well, look at you.
01:31No, I still look the same.
01:33That's me.
01:35There it is.
01:37You don't look as annoyed.
01:38You don't think I look as annoyed?
01:40I was way more annoyed there because, because these monsters felt so put upon that I asked
01:48something of them like, hey, can, let's recreate this photo.
01:51It'll be really funny for me to show on TV.
01:55Just because, just to have something to talk about, you know, something.
02:01And the ingrates felt that that was too much of me to ask of them.
02:06You know, mom, we're not just props for you to use on TV.
02:10And I said, until you get jobs, you kind of are.
02:15So, so that's.
02:16You know, the, the, the pose though, in that second photo is that pose I see on Instagram.
02:22Often.
02:23What do you, what do you call that?
02:24You know, when you do the, oh, the.
02:26Irritation.
02:27It's duck lips.
02:28That's not duck lips.
02:29There's a duck lip vibe to that.
02:31That's irritation.
02:32That's me smiling.
02:35And in the, and if you look, go back to the original photo, that is me smiling there.
02:41I'm smiling in both photos.
02:44By the way, to this day, Joaquin is still a fussy eater.
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