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00:00:50All right, I'm Cliff Rose.
00:00:54And I'm Derek Lee, and tomorrow we're going on a year-long trip around the world!
00:01:10This is the trip that I've been waiting to do my entire life.
00:01:15Cliff and I, six continents, over 30 countries.
00:01:18We're going to see the Eiffel Tower, the pyramids, the Great Wall.
00:01:22It's going to be epic.
00:01:23My parents started me traveling when I was really, really young.
00:01:28And up until the day that I graduated, I pretty much spent every spare moment on the road.
00:01:33And then, I don't know, I got what I thought was a great opportunity in IT.
00:01:39Next thing I know, five years ago, I'm by me sitting behind a desk, and I'm thinking to myself, what
00:01:43the hell did I just do with my life?
00:01:46Hey, buddy. Are you okay?
00:01:49Hello, my name is Cliff Rose. I am a filmmaker and documentarian.
00:01:54I have known the aforementioned Derek Lee since we were both pimple-faced teenagers, and I have basically forced him
00:02:02to be in every single one of my movies.
00:02:04Am I nervous? Hell yes, okay?
00:02:08I don't like planes. I don't like heights. I don't like the Ebola virus. I don't even like spicy food.
00:02:14But this is going to make for some spectacular footage.
00:02:19We are going to film the entire thing. We are going to post it online as the world's greatest video
00:02:25travel blog ever.
00:02:26We're calling it Ends of the Earth. And we want this to be as interactive as possible.
00:02:32So, you guys post suggestions. Anything you want to do. The craziest shit. I don't care.
00:02:37You want us to go eat live crickets in Cambodia? We will do that. Derek will do that. And I
00:02:43will film him doing that.
00:02:47Everybody, everybody. There's a very important Chinese tradition. Jade is to ward off evil spirits.
00:02:54It can never be bought for yourself. It must be given by another. So, Cliff.
00:03:03Going away for an entire year, I am going to need someone to watch my back.
00:03:07I need someone who has seen me puke my brains out. I need someone who has seen me at my
00:03:12absolute worst.
00:03:13I need someone who would take a bullet for me. That's Cliff.
00:03:18I am so envious that you guys are about to take this awesome trip around the world.
00:03:22Most of us experimenting in college. You guys take until now. But we're thrilled.
00:03:26We're thrilled you guys are finally taking this leap. To Cliff and Derek.
00:03:35I think that Derek's decision to go on this trip is courageous. But there are some people who think it's
00:03:43a mistake.
00:03:45Hey, man. How's it going? Good. We're leaving. Soon. Very soon.
00:03:50What does mom think? Did you talk to her? She's a little bit concerned because if something goes wrong on
00:03:59the road, it's really hard to...
00:04:02Look, if anything does happen, there's only really like a 4% chance of any...
00:04:09sitting in some shitbox town on a long distance bus is a hell of a lot different from falling on
00:04:14the floor in your kitchen where your roommates will pick you up, call the hospital and say, you have somebody
00:04:18who has AVM.
00:04:21A few months ago, I started getting really bad headaches.
00:04:26I went to the doctors. They took an MRI.
00:04:29And they told me I have something called an arterial venous malformation.
00:04:35Or AVM.
00:04:36Which is basically like a tangle of screwed up blood vessels in my brain which, if it ruptures, can cripple
00:04:45or kill me.
00:04:47Look, Derek, I'm not going to tell you not to go on your trip.
00:04:51If you develop severe headaches, weakness in your limbs, loss of the ability to write, it could be a sign
00:04:58that your AVM has ruptured.
00:05:00And it's really important that you seek medical attention right away.
00:05:04I have to go, dude. So it's, uh...
00:05:08She's not going to understand. And she's never going to understand.
00:05:12And she's my mom, so she's not supposed to. I get that. That's cool.
00:05:16Whatever, dude. I don't think you have to...
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:23Given everything he's dealing with, I think it's pretty incredible that Derek is going on this trip.
00:05:29He is a normal guy who got dealt a shitty hand and in spite of that, he's not letting it
00:05:35stop him from doing the things that he loves.
00:05:39I'm going on this trip because I want to be there for Derek.
00:05:43And I'm documenting it because I want to share his story with everyone back home.
00:05:50I don't know how much time I have. And I don't want to regret anything.
00:05:56I don't want to look back on my life and wish I had done something bigger or better.
00:06:02I just want to travel. And if I'm going to see the world, I kind of have to go right
00:06:09now.
00:06:29Okay, here we go. Cliff is entrusting me with the B-cam here to get some establishing shots.
00:06:35That's really lame. So instead, you guys get to see what crazy looks like.
00:06:40Hello. Hello, people. Come. Come see my studio.
00:06:46What are you doing with all this gear? Are you insane?
00:06:50This is where the magic begins. That is ends of the earth. That will be ends of the earth.
00:06:56That's a lot of gear, dude. What exactly is this?
00:07:00That is a strap-on. A what?
00:07:04Strap-on. Basically, I put that on. This thing clicks in.
00:07:10I can put the camera right here, which means I can shoot multi-cameras at the same time.
00:07:15One man, multi-camera shoot. Up to three cameras, in fact.
00:07:19It is, in fact, amazing.
00:07:24This is going to be awesome, by the way.
00:07:28What up?
00:07:29All right, we are here in beautiful Barcelona, Spain, in front of the Christopher Columbus statue.
00:07:34About to start our year-long trip around the world.
00:07:36Derek, can you explain to us why are we starting here?
00:07:40You mean other than that? Easy. Rock stars.
00:07:43Ada Van Bremen and Zach Gray are two friends of ours who are here on tour with their band on
00:07:48Alaska.
00:07:49We're going to hang out with them here in Barcelona before joining them in Paris for their final show.
00:07:55Oh, there he is.
00:07:56How's he going?
00:07:57Where is him?
00:07:58Yeah.
00:08:00Has he been doing this for the last...
00:08:02Yeah.
00:08:02Did you guys check in or not?
00:08:05Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is just the camera here.
00:08:07Are you kidding?
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:12Guys, we're here. Check it out.
00:08:14The go-car.
00:08:15The go-car.
00:08:17Phillip, I have to say, we're already having a hard enough time because we're naturally less cool than all Europeans.
00:08:23And now this.
00:08:24That'll provide for some bonding time between the two of you, I sure?
00:08:27Yes.
00:08:27Yeah.
00:08:28Everyone...
00:08:29Why am I in this thing?
00:08:30Why are you guys not more excited?
00:08:32It's cool.
00:08:32What the hell's...
00:08:33I think you're going to pick up a lot of girls today riding this thing around town, especially at the
00:08:37beach.
00:08:38Fine. No one else gets it, but I get it.
00:08:40And we're going to have a damn good time today.
00:08:41I don't really care what these guys say.
00:08:54All right, the camera right here.
00:08:58Two cameras, baby.
00:08:59Two cameras.
00:09:03This is the best city in the world.
00:09:06The only two factors that determine how good a time you have in a new city are, the weather and
00:09:10the people.
00:09:11And, uh, I don't think we'll get out so much more.
00:09:14We've had an amazing two days.
00:09:17The footage is phenomenal.
00:09:19Probably the coolest thing is just seeing Derek looking so happy for the first time in a really long time.
00:09:24A weight has been lifted off his shoulders, and I can't wait for the next couple of days because things
00:09:28are going to get even crazier.
00:09:29Yeah!
00:09:32Yeah!
00:09:33Holy shit!
00:09:35Holy shit!
00:09:36Holy shit!
00:09:38It was way more scary than I thought it was going to be.
00:09:43Oh, my God.
00:09:48Oh, my God!
00:09:50Oh, my God.
00:09:51Oh, my God!
00:09:52Oh, my God!
00:09:56Okay, Derek.
00:09:57If we can find you a suitably drunk French girl with low enough standards, do you think you can take
00:10:03her home?
00:10:04Let's take a quick poll.
00:10:05I think that he's going to succeed in getting her where he wants to get her,
00:10:11but I think that she's going to have a horrible time.
00:10:13I don't know.
00:10:14With that Canadian vibe, he's not going anywhere tonight.
00:10:17Actually, with you guys at my wing, I'm pretty much screwed.
00:10:19I'll be impressed if he just talks to you real tonight.
00:10:22Cliff will be filming, so that'll add a certain amount of pressure as well.
00:10:24Yes, we have to get this on film.
00:10:26No, I'm on your side.
00:10:27This is important.
00:10:28Can we not...
00:10:29Yeah, let's not encourage this, okay?
00:10:30You got to not be filming the whole night.
00:10:33Actually, I have something for you.
00:10:36His condoms.
00:10:38I think this is the lucky one.
00:10:40Actually, I'll give you all of them.
00:10:41They're all lucky ones.
00:10:42Yeah, this is very optimistic of you.
00:10:45They're French condoms, so they're probably the best in the world.
00:10:52Bonsoir.
00:10:53How are you?
00:10:53We're in Alaska, and we're going to play some songs for you, too.
00:10:59I'm a brother that you'll never meet.
00:11:03I'm an anchor when you swim in the sea.
00:11:07Oh, life's sentenced like a battery beast.
00:11:11And I only see the light when you smile with tea.
00:11:32No luck?
00:11:34No luck?
00:11:36Have you been telling them obnoxious travel stories?
00:11:38Yep.
00:11:40You need to lead with...
00:11:41I have a brain aneurysm.
00:11:43Okay, that might be a little bit too close now.
00:11:46Dude, there are tons of cute girls in there.
00:11:49We are going to go find you one right now.
00:11:51We are going to go find you two out for Derek.
00:11:59Please.
00:12:02Derek, I got one.
00:12:03Derek!
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:07Helm has frozen over.
00:12:10Derek Lee has found a lady.
00:12:18Hi.
00:12:19Hi, I'm Cliff.
00:12:24Oh, buddy.
00:12:25Hey, come back over the...
00:12:26Buddy.
00:12:37What a boy, Derek.
00:12:39I knew you could do it.
00:12:40And now I'm filming my friends making out.
00:12:44Good stuff.
00:12:45So I'm supposed to act natural while you're like...
00:12:48Act natural!
00:12:48Just talk to Cliff.
00:12:50We are leaving, so...
00:12:52Oh, yeah?
00:12:52Okay.
00:12:53You're going to come party with us?
00:12:55Holy rock star moment.
00:12:56We're trying to figure out what we're doing with our hotel tonight,
00:13:00because our friend went back there with a girl, so...
00:13:02But that's fine.
00:13:03So you don't sleep and, like, party all night.
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:07I wanted to say congratulations for him doing it with a girl,
00:13:09because I always congratulate my friends for that.
00:13:12We don't know if he's actually doing it.
00:13:15Well, there's only really one way to confirm.
00:13:17We can find out.
00:13:18There's only really one way to...
00:13:19Exactly.
00:13:19What you're suggesting is the, uh, the Turkish cock block.
00:13:24I believe that that is what it's called.
00:13:26I think we should elaborate on that point.
00:13:28The Turkish cock block is not in the spirit of friendship,
00:13:31but it is something that friends do.
00:13:33And it's hilarious.
00:13:34And it's hilarious.
00:13:34And I think we really need to do it.
00:13:36Edo, confirmation.
00:13:37Operation cock block is a go.
00:13:45This is the hands-down shittiest thing I've ever done to a friend.
00:13:49We're going to do it.
00:13:50Oh, of course.
00:13:52Because it's in the spirit of Paris.
00:13:54Actually, in the spirit of Paris.
00:13:56I'll eat that.
00:13:56Yeah.
00:14:00Okay.
00:14:00Can I just say, because we're filming this,
00:14:02that I'm against this completely because it's me.
00:14:04Okay, well, you can go stay.
00:14:06Yeah, exactly.
00:14:08I'm into it.
00:14:09Just down.
00:14:13Go on!
00:14:14Go on!
00:14:15It's a good man of teeth.
00:14:20Holy shit.
00:14:21Derek?
00:14:22Derek?
00:14:23Derek!
00:14:23Derek!
00:14:24Derek!
00:14:25Derek!
00:14:25Derek!
00:14:25Derek!
00:14:26Call him an ambulance!
00:14:27Call him an ambulance!
00:14:29Call him an ambulance!
00:14:30Call him an ambulance!
00:14:31Derek, wake up!
00:14:33Wake up!
00:14:35Derek!
00:14:35Derek, are you okay?
00:14:36Derek, I'm not going to do that.
00:14:37Shit, it's on your head!
00:14:48What the hell happened, man?
00:14:50What did Audrey do to you?
00:14:53I don't know.
00:14:53I don't remember.
00:14:57Is she running around the city naked right now?
00:14:59I mean, she left all her clothes.
00:15:01Look, I just said I don't remember, man.
00:15:02Look, she comes in, she hits me in the head, everything goes hazy, and the next thing I
00:15:08know, you guys are rushing in, so.
00:15:13We shouldn't be taking you to the hospital, right?
00:15:15Like, given your condition?
00:15:19No, I don't think so.
00:15:24You're sure?
00:15:24Yes, I am sure.
00:15:26Like, look, this looks way worse than it is, all right, I just, I just want to keep going.
00:15:37Are you groggy?
00:15:38Are you okay?
00:15:38Yeah, I'm okay.
00:15:39No, I'm okay.
00:15:40You're too happy.
00:15:41All right, dudes.
00:15:42All right, we gotta go.
00:15:42Yeah, that's it.
00:15:43All right.
00:15:44Yeah.
00:15:45Take care, dude.
00:15:48Take care of this guy.
00:15:50Yeah, right.
00:15:50Take care of your wife.
00:15:51Take care.
00:15:52Take care.
00:15:54Take care.
00:16:08Take care.
00:16:21Take care.
00:16:22Take care.
00:16:28Take care.
00:16:29You think it's gonna be your place?
00:16:42Oh man, you're still asleep?
00:17:03get up come on man get up this is ridiculous you've been asleep forever come on seriously
00:17:12man come on come on come on come on come on come on come on a while way too long
00:17:18come on let's go
00:17:23contacts clothing emerging into the outer world we can interact with other human beings are you
00:17:28why are you so why are you so annoying because madam's we're supposed to be on this trip together
00:17:33what the hell i am the heir because i'm hungry yes well i know exactly the place we can go
00:17:43good
00:17:46this place is amazing man look at this place
00:17:53little sleepy boy here sleeping the days away and missing his mediterranean paradise
00:18:00seriously look at that i'm starving what do you have um pesto
00:18:09all right look at that mm-hmm oh thank you looks amazing look at that this food looks so good
00:18:20man
00:18:20this oh i'm are you even listening to me right now
00:18:27oh jesus
00:18:30derrick
00:18:35derrick
00:18:39derrick wait
00:18:51hey man how are you feeling
00:18:55better
00:18:57look
00:18:58i just think that with everything that's been going on with you
00:19:03that we should go talk to somebody about this
00:19:06cliff i'm not going to the hospital
00:19:11he's probably just food poisoning so
00:19:15derrick what are you talking about what are you doing man you got hit in the head
00:19:18this isn't something to fuck around with man
00:19:20cliff
00:19:24if i go
00:19:27okay and they find something
00:19:29they might not let me leave
00:19:31okay and i don't want to spend another second in a hospital
00:19:36i feel fine
00:19:40so like we're not stopping the trip
00:19:51look are we doing this or not yes i'm rolling okay go
00:19:55okay uh cliff has arranged a tour with a local vintner named bartolo here at his very at his uh
00:20:02cantina
00:20:03it's kale wines uh let's go
00:20:07hello
00:20:08hello good morning
00:20:09hi i'm eric
00:20:10nice to meet you my name is bartolo
00:20:12bartolo
00:20:13this is our cellar
00:20:15we have the largest cellar in town
00:20:18this doesn't mean so much because in vernazza the cellar are very tiny everybody has his own cellar
00:20:24so how do you feel about um showing us the vineyard the vines the going up on the mountain
00:20:31okay it's not so far it's very easy
00:20:42you miss this cute pig what are you
00:20:46this is juditha my pig
00:20:49juditha
00:20:49he's very cute
00:20:51in this area the main production is white grapes
00:20:55there is a little bit crazy because this environment to me
00:21:01we gotta go down
00:21:02we gotta go down
00:21:02i have to go down right now
00:21:06guys i think guys i think guys i think
00:21:08just go
00:21:08just go
00:21:09Garek just go
00:21:10go go
00:21:11any shit
00:21:15Wait
00:21:17what do you need
00:21:18what do you need
00:21:20Water
00:21:20okay okay okay
00:21:23what the hell is going on
00:21:26vectors
00:21:27yah
00:21:27the
00:21:28Messiah
00:21:34Are you okay?
00:21:37Are you okay?
00:21:42What?
00:21:43I don't know.
00:21:44I don't know.
00:21:46Jesus.
00:21:50Look.
00:21:53What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:22:07I need you guys' help because seeing what I saw at the vineyard today with Derek in his skin, I
00:22:14don't think I've ever seen anyone in as much pain as I saw Derek today.
00:22:23And, you know, I know we talked about doing this thing for a year, but, like, I need to convince
00:22:33him to come home, and he's not going to listen to me.
00:22:38He's only going to listen to me.
00:22:47I'm, I'm really sorry, but I'm worried about you.
00:22:54You're, you're sick, and I don't think you're being honest with me or with yourself about this, okay?
00:23:02You're really sick.
00:23:11What happened at the vineyard was, and you're still not eating, and, like, I'm your friend, and I feel responsible
00:23:26for you.
00:23:27And I can't, in good conscience, just let you stay here and hurt yourself.
00:23:32We have to go home, okay?
00:23:33It's the right thing.
00:23:35Jesus Christ.
00:23:39Fuck.
00:23:41Fuck.
00:23:43Are you okay?
00:23:45Yeah, I'm good.
00:23:46You just broke the wall.
00:23:51What is this wall made out of?
00:23:52It's, like, just disintegrated.
00:23:55It's made out of rocks, man.
00:23:56I, uh, did you, did it hit you?
00:23:58Are you okay?
00:23:59Yeah, I'm okay, but you just broke a rock wall.
00:24:04Like, look at, look at this.
00:24:10It's, like, crumbly and dry and old and shitty.
00:24:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:15And I need to go to anger management class.
00:24:18Try this one.
00:24:21What do you mean try this one?
00:24:23I want you to break this like you did the last one.
00:24:31That is awesome.
00:24:37All right, I'm rolling.
00:24:43Just do it, man.
00:24:44Just do it.
00:24:48Come on, man.
00:24:48You can do it.
00:25:00You just...
00:25:01Are you okay?
00:25:05Oh, my...
00:25:09All right, I'm rolling.
00:25:10Uh, strength test, one, two.
00:25:13No, it's three.
00:25:14Three.
00:25:15Oh!
00:25:17Oh, shit!
00:25:24Holy crap!
00:25:30Holy cow!
00:25:33What is it like to be a superhero?
00:25:36Oh, my God, let's go, like, fight some bad guys.
00:25:40I don't know if you guys saw that or not back home,
00:25:44but that was absolutely unbelievable.
00:25:46I hope I got it on, too.
00:25:48Hey.
00:25:49Think I just broke the sound barrier?
00:25:52What's it like?
00:25:53You just lifted a car.
00:25:55Come on.
00:25:58I don't know.
00:25:58I don't know what's going on.
00:26:05All right.
00:26:06Are you ready?
00:26:07Just go.
00:26:08All right.
00:26:09Here we go.
00:26:16Okay.
00:26:17The 20.
00:26:25I'm at 40.
00:26:33I'm at 60 kilometers an hour.
00:26:49Oh!
00:26:50Oh!
00:26:52Holy shit!
00:26:59You are going 60K, which is like 40 miles an hour.
00:27:04How do you explain that?
00:27:06I don't know.
00:27:07Is there any way this could be related to your AVM?
00:27:12Derek, are you OK?
00:27:13Oh, my contact.
00:27:17What is it?
00:27:18I don't know, man.
00:27:19Can you just turn that off?
00:27:21Just turn off your camera.
00:27:22What?
00:27:22Cliff, just...
00:27:24Look, I don't want to be a dick, but turn off your camera.
00:27:26Something's wrong with...
00:27:28Are you OK?
00:27:35Oh, fuck.
00:27:35Oh, fuck.
00:27:39What are you doing?
00:27:41Derek, don't stop pulling!
00:27:43It's Cliff, please.
00:27:45Derek!
00:27:46Did I just blow my eye?
00:27:47What the...?
00:27:48Did I just blow my eye?
00:27:49Oh, my God, your eye!
00:27:52It's...
00:27:52It's...
00:27:53It's...
00:27:53It's...
00:27:53Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:27:55What are you...
00:27:55Who are you...
00:27:56I don't know.
00:27:56I don't know.
00:27:57I just saw it for a second.
00:27:58I mean...
00:27:58Oh, the other one...
00:28:00Derek!
00:28:00I don't know.
00:28:03Oh, my God!
00:28:03Are you OK?
00:28:04Oh, my God!
00:28:05Oh, my God!
00:28:05Oh, my God!
00:28:24What the hell is wrong with you?
00:28:56He's ignoring my mom's e-mails, he's ignoring my e-mails.
00:28:58Yes sir, what do I do? If he's not listening to anybody, what the hell am I supposed to do?
00:29:03Yeah, but you're the only guy who's physically able at this point to do anything about this.
00:29:08You know how it is, he's freaked out, he does not know what's going on.
00:29:11You need to be the one who gets him to somebody who can take a good look at him and
00:29:15understand what this is all about.
00:29:16Because I certainly can't do it from here.
00:29:20I'm just worried if we don't get him somewhere soon, it's going to be on the point where I can
00:29:25do anything about it.
00:29:30Derek, look man, we need to talk.
00:29:36Derek?
00:29:38What the hell? That's not funny.
00:29:42Yes it was.
00:29:43You need to go to a hospital.
00:29:47No.
00:29:49What do you mean no?
00:29:50I mean no. I feel fine.
00:29:52You are not fine. You are clearly not fine.
00:29:54What do you need me to do?
00:29:56You want me to prove it?
00:30:00Are you early?
00:30:01Yes, I've hit the record button.
00:30:03What the hell are we doing here?
00:30:05I'm super strong.
00:30:07Right?
00:30:08And super fast.
00:30:13Jump desk number one.
00:30:14What are you talking about?
00:30:21Holy shit.
00:30:25Derek, please.
00:30:26Just come down.
00:30:28I told you I was okay.
00:30:30That's great.
00:30:30But you're being ridiculous, okay?
00:30:32Can you just please come down from there?
00:30:36Such a baby.
00:30:41Okay, look, I'm fine, alright?
00:30:43You're not fine, okay?
00:30:45Let's just go home.
00:30:47No, we're not going home.
00:30:48We're not going anywhere.
00:30:49We're staying right here.
00:30:50Let's test.
00:30:51Come on, let's test.
00:30:52Shit.
00:30:56Derek, what are you doing?
00:30:58Derek, you're freaking me out right now.
00:31:00Just stop, okay?
00:31:02Come down from there.
00:31:07Okay, Cliff, here it is.
00:31:10If I make this next jump,
00:31:12that proves that I am not sick.
00:31:16What?
00:31:17No!
00:31:18This isn't going to prove anything!
00:31:20Oh, shit!
00:31:22Oh, my God!
00:31:23Derek!
00:31:26Proved it!
00:31:27Okay?
00:31:30Oh, shit.
00:31:34You okay?
00:31:43I'm okay.
00:31:44I'm okay.
00:31:46Hospital.
00:31:49Okay, we're here in downtown La Spezia.
00:31:51It's about 20 minutes from Vernazza.
00:31:53It's the closest place to the hospital.
00:31:55Derek, you okay?
00:31:58Okay, well, maybe the doctors can finally figure out
00:32:01what the house went about.
00:32:02Oh, shit!
00:32:05Jesus!
00:32:06I'm going to kill you now!
00:32:07I'm going to kill you now!
00:32:08I'm going to kill you with force!
00:32:09What have you done?
00:32:10I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
00:32:11Don't touch me!
00:32:13Holy shit!
00:32:14What's the success?
00:32:16Did you get me?
00:32:18Oh, my God.
00:32:21Oh, my God.
00:32:21How are you?
00:32:21Are you okay?
00:32:22I'm going to kill you.
00:32:24I'm going to kill you with force!
00:32:27Oh, my God.
00:32:28Oh, shit.
00:32:30Oh, shit.
00:32:31It's okay.
00:32:32It's okay.
00:32:34It's okay.
00:32:34I'm sorry.
00:32:36I'm still breathing.
00:32:37Just get out of here!
00:32:42No one was thinking.
00:32:43I just, uh...
00:32:45I uploaded the footage,
00:32:47Um...
00:32:49And...
00:32:50Mike posted this.
00:33:02Shit.
00:33:06Derek?
00:33:17Derek, I need you to explain to me
00:33:19exactly what happened
00:33:20on the way to the hospital.
00:33:24Did you lick...
00:33:26blood off your hand?
00:33:34Okay, so...
00:33:36What are we saying about this?
00:33:44Look, I won't post it, but...
00:33:47if this is what we think it is,
00:33:49then we have to document it.
00:33:52Right?
00:33:58It says here that, uh...
00:34:01you should have the ability
00:34:03to turn into mist,
00:34:04sometimes maybe even a bat.
00:34:06You have command over certain vermin,
00:34:09such as rats and wolves,
00:34:11and you are unable to enter
00:34:13into someone's homestead
00:34:14unless specifically invited.
00:34:17which is...
00:34:18that's a weird one.
00:34:18It's fucking useless.
00:34:22I'm just trying to harness
00:34:23the power of the internet
00:34:24to help you with your vampire problem.
00:34:30How do you think this happened?
00:34:35Oh, my God.
00:34:46Audrey.
00:34:49It's a Scotty, right?
00:34:53What are we gonna tell people about this?
00:34:58I don't know.
00:35:01I mean...
00:35:02we're going to have to tell them something.
00:35:05Right?
00:35:06Cliff!
00:35:07Blood.
00:35:09Where are we gonna get the blood?
00:35:27Cows blood?
00:35:28Yeah, I just...
00:35:29I went to a butcher.
00:35:37Okay.
00:35:54Okay.
00:36:19I think I might need to be fresh.
00:36:28What did you get?
00:36:29Uh, sausage, I think.
00:36:31You know we're going to hell, right?
00:36:33Like, this is disgusting.
00:36:34God.
00:36:38You eat meat, right?
00:36:39What?
00:36:39Yeah, I eat meat.
00:36:41Do you have a pet cow?
00:36:43People don't sleep with cows in their beds and name them and...
00:36:49These dogs are owned by people.
00:36:51These are, like, members of their family.
00:36:53Oh, so...
00:37:06Are you serious?
00:37:20Are you serious?
00:37:21That's like the cutest dog I've ever seen in my life.
00:37:23That's the only thing you...
00:37:25Look, there's no feral dogs around here.
00:37:27They all have owners.
00:37:39God, I can't believe we're doing this.
00:37:41Derek, just promise me you'll make it as quick and painless as possible, okay?
00:37:48No, no, no.
00:37:50No, no, no.
00:37:53Christ.
00:37:56Derek!
00:37:58Oh, my God.
00:37:59Oh, my God.
00:38:10oh
00:38:35I
00:38:36is a
00:38:39Cliff isn't dealing well with what just happened
00:38:48It has to be human blood
00:38:49and we've been through everything else
00:38:53so
00:38:54yeah, we're gonna have to do
00:38:56something very very stupid
00:39:02okay
00:39:03we're here outside the hospital in Los Betia
00:39:05Derek has gone inside the blood bank
00:39:07to see if he can bribe an orderly
00:39:10or something
00:39:12did you get it?
00:39:13no no no no just run just run
00:39:15what the hell happened
00:39:18I didn't get it okay
00:39:19hey Jesus I had to show them my ID
00:39:21Cliff they know who I am
00:39:30what are we gonna do?
00:39:32hey
00:39:32listen
00:39:34listen for what?
00:39:36okay
00:39:38what are you doing?
00:39:40oh yes
00:39:40yes
00:39:41yes
00:39:52get in the ambulance Cliff
00:39:53gotta get out of here
00:39:55what are we doing here?
00:39:57oh shit
00:39:57what the hell are you doing?
00:39:59where is Fabrizio?
00:40:00um
00:40:01first idea ever Derek
00:40:04blood I need blood
00:40:06do you have any blood?
00:40:08I need blood do you have any blood?
00:40:10she does not speak English Derek
00:40:11Cliff it's not working
00:40:13help me
00:40:16you're talking in English
00:40:22what are you doing?
00:40:26what are we gonna do?
00:40:27I don't even know how to drive this thing
00:40:28I don't even know how to drive this thing
00:40:29I don't even know how to drive this thing man
00:40:30where are we going?
00:40:37Derek
00:40:37what are you doing?
00:40:39Derek stop
00:40:45just go
00:40:50I almost killed
00:40:51no I don't
00:40:52I almost killed
00:40:53just go
00:40:53just go
00:40:53Pops are coming
00:40:54go
00:40:57go go
00:41:12no
00:41:13listen
00:41:13listen
00:41:14promise me
00:41:15if things get any worse
00:41:16you will leave
00:41:17what and then we have to go
00:41:19promise me
00:41:21ok I promise just come on
00:41:40Derek?
00:41:44Derek is that you?
00:41:48what the fuck?
00:42:02Dirk?
00:42:04Dirk
00:42:05what the fuck?
00:42:08what the fuck?
00:42:08what the fuck?
00:42:10what the fuck?
00:42:12Derek! Oh my god, oh my god!
00:42:21Derek, just wait on this!
00:42:25Shit! Derek!
00:42:47Derek has been unconscious for 11 hours.
00:42:54I can't take him to the hospital because the cops are going to be waiting for us.
00:43:01He's mostly unresponsive, except...
00:43:13I think he can smell my blood.
00:43:28The thing is, it's still Derek.
00:43:35I know there's a part of him that's still in there.
00:43:39And...
00:43:43I'm not going to leave him.
00:43:52Derek?
00:43:56Derek!
00:44:09Get away from me!
00:44:12Get away from me!
00:44:15Get away from me!
00:44:32Shhh...
00:44:33Shhh...
00:44:38Shhh...
00:44:44Derek! Derek I got it!
00:44:47Derek?
00:45:00Derek?
00:45:05Derek?
00:45:09Where the hell are you?
00:45:16Shit.
00:45:32Derek?
00:45:33Derek?
00:45:46Oh, shit.
00:45:49Someone in there?
00:45:53Derek?
00:46:11Derek?
00:46:11Derek, is that you?
00:46:25Jesus!
00:46:29I brought you something.
00:46:32I know it's not much.
00:46:36Just take it.
00:46:38Take it!
00:46:39Take it!
00:46:43No!
00:46:47No!
00:46:57No!
00:47:06No!
00:47:08No!
00:47:13No!
00:47:16No!
00:47:19No!
00:47:21No!
00:47:22No!
00:47:23No!
00:47:29No!
00:47:37No!
00:47:39No!
00:47:42No!
00:47:46No!
00:47:46No!
00:47:52No!
00:47:54No!
00:47:54I'm sorry.
00:47:56No!
00:47:58No!
00:47:59No!
00:48:05No!
00:48:14I don't know.
00:48:58You
00:48:59The
00:49:04Suicide
00:49:10It's pointless
00:49:14It didn't solve anything
00:49:19Cliff
00:49:22You sacrificed everything for me
00:49:26And I will never forgive myself for what I did to you
00:49:35There has to be a way to fix me
00:49:41So I need to find Audrey
00:49:46Everything starts with her
00:49:50She has to have an answer
00:49:53A cure
00:49:53Something
00:49:59Do you hear me?
00:50:00Audrey?
00:50:03Why? Why would you do this?
00:50:07Where?
00:50:07Why?
00:50:09You just can't do this to somebody
00:50:10Just take off
00:50:12What the hell's right?
00:50:18I'm coming to Paris
00:50:21And I'm gonna find you
00:50:23And you are going to fix this
00:50:28You're gonna fix this
00:50:29Or I'm gonna kill you
00:50:45Cliff is gone
00:50:51How that's ever gonna be okay
00:50:54I don't know
00:50:58But I am going to honor his memory
00:51:04By keeping the cameras rolling
00:51:07By documenting this
00:51:08By documenting this
00:51:09In the hopes that somehow
00:51:10Some good
00:51:13Can come of this
00:51:18That's what Cliff would have wanted
00:51:24We never officially tested this
00:51:26Um
00:51:29Sun test number one
00:51:37Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go
00:51:42Okay
00:51:46Audrey is in
00:51:49Paris
00:51:54She has like a population of like
00:51:5812 million or something
00:52:03I just don't have a plan
00:52:08Hello?
00:52:10Mr. Derek Lee?
00:52:12Yeah, who is it?
00:52:14I'm from Interpol
00:52:15Open the door
00:52:18Shit
00:52:29I'm Inspector Barbiero
00:52:31With Italian Interpol
00:52:32Is Clifton Prowse here?
00:52:34No, he's left
00:52:35Mr. Lee, we have video footage of you
00:52:38Breaking into a hospital
00:52:40Then you stole an ambulance
00:52:42And endangered lives
00:52:43You have to come with me
00:52:45The Canadian industry
00:52:50Got him
00:52:51I'm the king
00:52:51Oh sh**
00:52:51Oh shit
00:52:55Get away
00:52:56Get away
00:52:58Get away
00:52:59Get away
00:53:00Get away
00:53:00Get away
00:53:02Get away
00:53:03Get away
00:53:07And
00:53:34Stop it! Stop killing me! Stop killing me!
00:54:03Stop killing me!
00:54:22I am somewhere east of Nice.
00:54:35Good thing is my face stopped bleeding.
00:54:41I managed to get out of that place with just my clothes on my back and the camera bag.
00:54:49No wallet, nothing, which means Interpol has everything they need.
00:54:58So I better figure something out because I'm starting to get hungry.
00:55:36So I finally made it to Paris, and I managed to find this place as a shelter.
00:55:44It has water, and power, and everything I could possibly need, except everyone back home
00:55:56is freaking out, because Interpol has just issued warrants for our arrest, and now I need
00:56:06to find Audrey before they find me.
00:56:14Oh, um, I was going through the footage, and, um, I was just looking for clues.
00:56:20I was looking for anything, and I did something to help, and...
00:56:23Oh, shit.
00:56:24You have to check this out.
00:56:26Okay.
00:56:27Here we go.
00:56:28Um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:30That's it.
00:56:30That's her cell phone.
00:56:31That's Audrey's cell phone.
00:56:33It's at the hotel.
00:56:35I just have to go get it.
00:56:36Cliff, I've never been so grateful in my entire life that you shoot everything.
00:56:42You document everything.
00:56:48Thanks.
00:56:55I'm really hoping that Audrey's stuff is still at the hotel.
00:56:59Well, okay.
00:57:02Thanks, Christ.
00:57:08Um, hi.
00:57:11Um, do you know about, like, a lost and found?
00:57:34Um, thank you.
00:57:35Thank you very much.
00:57:38Okay.
00:57:43what are you doing here hey man you can't be you can't be around me like it's it's not safe
00:57:54come in no no please we can sort this out together no you you can't be around me man it's
00:57:59not safe
00:58:11leave me alone
00:58:30Get up, police!
00:58:32Oh shit!
00:58:35Hold on, hold on, hold on!
00:58:36Hold on! I don't have you, I don't have you!
00:58:38Grab my arm! Grab my arm!
00:58:40Grab my arm!
00:58:42No!
00:58:44Stefan!
00:58:45You didn't want to die!
00:58:48You didn't want to die!
00:58:49Stefan, you didn't want to die!
00:59:01I'm so sorry.
00:59:05It was an accident.
00:59:07I tried to save him.
00:59:09I really tried.
00:59:15I'm not a murderer.
00:59:25Jason...
00:59:28I just...
00:59:29I just need more time.
00:59:34And then I promise...
00:59:36I will come home.
00:59:50Um...
00:59:51I am not...
00:59:53sure how much longer I'm gonna be able to hold out.
00:59:59But I got her phone.
01:00:02So this is what's gonna happen.
01:00:03I'm gonna text all the numbers in this phone.
01:00:06A message...
01:00:07to come meet me.
01:00:13Maybe I'll get lucky.
01:00:32Call me, you bitch!
01:00:34You know I have your phone!
01:00:36I've been posting a lot...
01:00:37I gave you my fucking email!
01:00:38You can contact me!
01:00:39I know you can!
01:00:40So just do it!
01:00:42Just do it!
01:00:43Just do it!
01:00:49I got to send you my phone!
01:00:53Just do it!
01:00:53Don't...
01:00:54...
01:00:54Make me feel so...
01:00:59Stay back!
01:01:02I need you a little too!
01:01:03Geez...
01:01:04FIRE!
01:01:04FIRE!
01:01:07Just do it!
01:01:08So just do it!
01:01:09No, no, no!
01:01:09No, no!
01:01:10You should...
01:01:11No.
01:01:12No...
01:01:24I finally got a text, and if this doesn't work, so I'm screwed.
01:01:45I got you.
01:01:53I got you.
01:02:22Hi, my family.
01:02:23My family likes to work with me and my house!
01:02:32It's a germs film so I can reach home.
01:02:35Aren't we surprised that people are immersed in the nude videoorum?
01:02:40It really стress.
01:03:06I don't know.
01:03:12I don't know.
01:04:08I don't know.
01:04:10I don't know.
01:04:40It's been about two weeks, so I tell you what, I'm going to stay right here until either
01:04:44you show up or I can't hold out any longer.
01:04:50So where is she, Maurice?
01:04:52Where's Audrey?
01:04:52I know you know where she is.
01:04:53Look at...
01:05:02Jesus.
01:05:04In 50 years, then you are the first one she's turned.
01:05:09What?
01:05:10What are you talking about?
01:05:13I mean, who are you?
01:05:17You have to run now.
01:05:22What?
01:05:25You have no time.
01:05:28She will come.
01:05:29Good!
01:05:29Good!
01:05:30I want her to come!
01:05:35You know what?
01:05:35What?
01:05:38Just kill me.
01:05:40You're an incredible little shit.
01:05:43I can't believe to give this to you.
01:05:48It's not just.
01:05:52It's not just.
01:05:55How do you do it?
01:05:56It's not just.
01:05:57How do you do it?
01:06:00I'll do it!
01:06:06Go!
01:06:07Go!
01:06:07Go!
01:06:08Go!
01:06:08Go!
01:06:09Go!
01:06:12You're so hit!
01:06:13You're too huge!
01:06:14Go!
01:06:15Go!
01:06:16Go!
01:06:17Go!
01:06:18Go!
01:06:18Go!
01:06:19Go!
01:06:19Go!
01:06:19Go!
01:06:23Go!
01:06:25Selfish!
01:06:27Go!
01:06:31No no no no no no!
01:06:48The suspect is hit!
01:06:49The suspect is hit!
01:06:50No!
01:06:513-2-8, secure it behind the door!
01:06:54No, I need to assure you that this is going to work!
01:06:56I'm going to kill you.
01:06:58What are you doing?
01:07:00Take a look at the bottom, put a bullet in the head!
01:07:02Don't you take a look at the bottom?
01:07:04Okay, let's go to the SAMU now!
01:07:07You're all dead.
01:07:11You're all dead, you're all dead.
01:07:14You're all dead.
01:07:17You're all dead.
01:07:18You're all dead.
01:07:20You're all dead.
01:07:25You're dead, you're dead!
01:07:28You're all dead, you're all dead.
01:07:29You're all dead, you're all dead.
01:07:31Relax, relax mec.
01:07:33Ferme ta gueule un peu, là.
01:07:40Oh putain, merde, merde !
01:07:44Bouge pas, merde, bouge pas !
01:07:56A-A-A-A !
01:08:10A-A-A-A-A !
01:08:10Que sers monено fr suf eubr !
01:08:11Devez-aille !
01:08:13En darleinfecte, mmmh !
01:08:16T-Multi jeep, ondresse eux !
01:08:20Assoir !
01:08:21mountkoom !
01:08:23?
01:08:26Oh, my God.
01:08:58I'm okay.
01:08:59Hey man.
01:08:59Forward, you see him.
01:09:01You're brilliant.
01:09:02Hey man.
01:09:03Uh.
01:09:03Checking him out.
01:09:04I'll run back up.
01:09:05He's there, he's there.
01:09:31Oh, my God.
01:09:53No!
01:09:55No!
01:10:01No!
01:10:03No!
01:10:08No!
01:10:24Wait!
01:10:26Wait!
01:10:30Please!
01:10:56No!
01:10:57Oh!
01:10:59Oh!
01:11:02Oh!
01:11:04Oh!
01:11:14Oh!
01:11:27I don't know.
01:12:18Don't come near me or Maurice ever again.
01:12:24What?
01:12:26What are you looking at?
01:12:31You're not fitting enough.
01:12:34What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:12:36Please!
01:12:37You have to help me!
01:12:39Listen to me.
01:12:42You must eat.
01:12:44Your body will not let you starve.
01:12:47Are you insane?
01:12:48I can't keep killing people.
01:12:51You have to be able to fix this.
01:12:54You have to have a cure.
01:12:56A cure?
01:12:57Yes!
01:12:58A cure!
01:13:00This isn't a disease.
01:13:03There is no cure.
01:13:06You must kill.
01:13:10Fine!
01:13:11I'm going to kill you!
01:13:16You don't get it!
01:13:19You can't kill me!
01:13:22I'm going to kill you!
01:13:27I'm going to kill you!
01:13:28I'm going to kill you!
01:13:29I'm going to kill you!
01:13:30I'm going to kill you!
01:13:30I'm going to kill you!
01:13:30I'm going to kill you!
01:13:31I'm going to kill you!
01:13:34I'm going to kill you!
01:13:37I'm going to kill you!
01:13:39I'm going to kill you!
01:13:52Do it.
01:13:55Please.
01:13:58Kill me.
01:14:01Kill me!
01:14:11Kill me!
01:14:21Let's go.
01:14:43Don't you think I would have cured myself if there was such a thing?
01:14:50Don't you think I would have ended my life if I could?
01:14:55You were a mistake.
01:14:59I would never create another.
01:15:05I can't. I can't. I can't kill someone every ten days.
01:15:10I can't.
01:15:11Ten days?
01:15:14Have you seen it?
01:15:18Your eyes are changing already. You need to be feeding every four to five days.
01:15:24No.
01:15:26No.
01:15:27If you do not choose to feed, you will become something worse.
01:15:32You will lose control. You will kill every day, every single day.
01:15:36And you will not stop.
01:15:42No. No. No.
01:15:50You can't choose not to care.
01:15:55But you can choose who you care.
01:16:00It makes a difference.
01:16:12So why did you choose me?
01:16:15You are dying. I thought I was being kind.
01:16:19There's no harm.
01:16:40You may be dying.
01:16:42I could do nothing.
01:16:43But I'd be the only one who hasn't died.
01:16:46So there's not any other kids who can't figure out what you've ever been...
01:16:46I don'tいう of the animal.
01:16:47They were dying!
01:16:50Um, Dad, Jason, I know you haven't heard from me in a while.
01:17:02I needed time to figure this out.
01:17:07I hope seeing this helps you to understand what happened.
01:17:17I just want you to know that I love you, and I am very sorry for everything that I've put
01:17:25you through.
01:17:36But look, if Audrey is right, and I can't die,
01:17:47then what I am, and the things I have to do, you can't be around.
01:17:55It's not safe.
01:18:01I'm not the person to remember.
01:18:07Hello?
01:18:15Look, whoever you are, please, don't hurt me.
01:18:30Please, let me go, I won't tell anyone.
01:18:33Please, why are you doing this?
01:18:36Is this your phone?
01:18:38Is this your phone?
01:18:46That's what I thought.
01:18:49What the fuck?
01:18:52What are you going to do?
01:18:54I don't know.
01:18:56But I'm going to give you the same chance you gave that little girl.
01:19:29Let's back who I am.
01:19:31Let me go.
01:19:38I'm going to give you the same chance you gave her my good friend,
01:19:43I love you.
01:19:49I love you.
01:19:51I love you.
01:19:52I love you.
01:19:54I love you.
01:19:54I love you.
01:19:54I love you.
01:19:55I love you.
01:19:57What are you doing with the camera?
01:19:59I'm looking for the light.
01:20:03Just don't play on the internet.
01:20:06So, what are we doing here?
01:20:08We're going to make your first night in Italy a memorable one.
01:20:12Come on, Dina.
01:20:13What are you doing?
01:20:15I'm here.
01:20:25Come on, it'll be fun.
01:20:30All the lights are off.
01:20:32Okay.
01:20:33Nobody's home.
01:20:36Where's Chiara?
01:20:38What?
01:20:45Where is she?
01:20:47What the fuck?
01:20:48Chiara!
01:20:49Dina, calm down.
01:20:51Chiara!
01:20:51Dina, we'll find her.
01:20:53Chiara!
01:20:54Dina!
01:20:57Chiara!
01:21:01Chiara!
01:21:02Chiara!
01:21:04Chiara!
01:21:04Oh, God!
01:21:05Oh, my God!
01:21:10Oh, my God!
01:21:11Oh!
01:21:22What the fuck?
01:21:23What the fuck is this?
01:21:27Oh shit!
01:21:28Oh shit!
01:21:31Fuck!
01:21:33Oh shit!
01:21:47Hello, hello.
01:21:54You're in my middle.
01:21:57Oh.
01:21:59Somebody call her, somebody please.
01:22:05Somebody call her, somebody please.
01:22:07Somebody call her, Sue.
01:22:08Hello.
01:22:09She stands in a room like a chest of drawers.
01:22:15With all the drawers filled with.
01:22:19Woo!
01:22:20Woo!
01:22:51Hello.
01:24:21Oh, a life sentence like a battery beast
01:24:25And I only see the light
01:24:28When you smile with you
01:24:49Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on,
01:25:00Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on
01:25:08Camouflage intentions and we'll keep it discreet
01:25:11You are the hostage to my little demands
01:25:16Like how in the winter I was to your key
01:25:20And if I don't care
01:25:22Nothing's gonna make you dance
01:25:25I'm a skeleton in your body
01:25:30You will never get a worse of me
01:25:35Everything you go on
01:25:38Everything you go on
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