00:00You're going on a spa weekend, bitches!
00:02Welcome and namaste.
00:04It's beautiful.
00:05It's amazing.
00:06I'm Shanti.
00:07I wanna touch her hair.
00:09No.
00:10On your right is one of the outdoor yoga classes.
00:13Holy shit.
00:14Would you ladies like to sign up for class?
00:16Yes.
00:17I never wanna go home.
00:20Is that Mel?
00:21Oh, oh, oh!
00:22What's up, you middle-aged socks?
00:25Hey, that's the heart yoga teacher.
00:27Get over here, yeah, you!
00:28Come on, Magic Mark.
00:30This is Jane.
00:30Nice to meet you.
00:31She's on the older side, but she's got a porno body.
00:34Stand up, show your body.
00:35No, I'm not gonna do that.
00:36She's also into butt stuff.
00:37Oh, boy.
00:38Why do you use butt stuff?
00:39What do you think butt stuff is?
00:43Hanging out with your friends is essential to our survival.
00:46This whole spa thing is such a scam.
00:49They have burned my phooper.
00:50You're supposed to walk out of here at center and chill.
00:52Do we look chill to you?
00:53Oh, my God!
00:55But having white friends is so hard.
00:59We cannot get too crazy this weekend, though, okay?
01:04Party's over.
01:06Take off your clothes!
01:08I think they're real.
01:09I know you want to be getting ready to a home.
01:11I know you want it, but everything can do a home.
01:12Oh, my God.
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