00:00Such a beautiful, quiet and stoic bird. Look at how magnificent she is.
00:05Oh my God!
00:07I'll give you seven dollars if you kill it.
00:09Shut the f**k up.
00:16Hi, I'm Patty and welcome to Patty Reviews Exotic Animal Edition.
00:22I'm here with Nick. Nick, what the f**k is this thing?
00:25Shut it up!
00:26This is Giggle.
00:27Oh my God!
00:28Now why is her name Giggles?
00:30Because they're called the Laughing Kookaburra and her call sounds like laughing.
00:34What kind of jokes do you think makes this bird laugh?
00:37Uh, wouldn't take much.
00:39Racist jokes?
00:40Sure, racist jokes.
00:42Tell a racist joke, Nick.
00:45No, no, I will not tell a racist joke.
00:48Parrot knew a racist joke.
00:49This might be a stereotype, but storks, they like to eat ass.
00:57Do all Kookaburras have my mom's voice and laugh like my mom does whenever I tell her that I'm gonna
01:05be somebody?
01:07They do. They all have this call that they do.
01:10No, mom. I am gonna make it in New York.
01:12F**k you.
01:13What do you know?
01:14You don't care about what I do? You don't think I'm talented?
01:16That's what I thought.
01:17I'm gonna be a star.
01:18And I'm gonna forget all about you when I do.
01:20You and your knife for a mouth.
01:24Who do you think you are?
01:26Danity Kane?
01:27You think you're gonna get in Danity Kane?
01:29Okay, well then sing with me now.
01:44So, we started a band and here's a sneak peek of our lead single.
01:57Frill, this bird just got into Danity Kane.
02:02Con, Nick also got into Danity Kane.
02:06Con, this bird is always making the face that I made when I found out I didn't make it into
02:11Danity Kane.
02:21So, tell me Nick, how long have you been a human?
02:25Human? Just about 29 years.
02:29Do you suggest this baked or fried?
02:32Baked, Patty. Baked.
02:33Hell yeah. I was gonna say baked too. Like maybe with a little ketchup.
02:37I have this amazing family recipe that's been passed down from my grandma.
02:40She gets like two chicken breasts, right?
02:42She puts it on a pan.
02:44Then she puts ketchup on it, right?
02:46And then she puts it in the oven.
02:48She doesn't turn the oven on.
02:50She just crawls into the oven and then eats the chicken ketchup in there.
02:56She's dead.
02:59So, when it comes to exotic animals, I give this screaming bitch a four.
03:06A zero out of 30.
03:07Yeah, I get to make the scale bitch.
03:09Yeah, look at your face.
03:10You thought you were just screaming this whole time that I was gonna give you something good?
03:15No, bitch.
03:16I'm a teen.
03:17I'm ruthless.
03:18You're laughing but you're actually really hurt inside, I know.
03:26Will you dribble it?
03:29If you liked this video, like and subscribe.
03:32Or else Nick is going to let this little baby alligator eat up all my face.
03:36It's the one thing that alligators and chimpanzees have in common is that they go for your eyes,
03:41your nose, your mouth, your digits, your sensory organs.
03:44Yeah, like and subscribe.
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