00:00My favorite movie is American Gangster.
00:03I will be having a third talk with your mom
00:05about what you're watching at home.
00:07I'm Janine Teeds.
00:09I've been teaching second grade here at Abbott Elementary
00:11for a year now.
00:13There is a seven-year-old custodian
00:15who voted for Kanye teaching social studies.
00:18That's who runs the world, kids.
00:21The district approved their emergency budget.
00:25A plastic sign?
00:27Y'all seein' this?
00:28You've spent all of the money on this?
00:32Kid bit me once, really locked on.
00:35So I stared him right in the eye.
00:36I said, harder.
00:38Establish dominance early.
00:42Guys, I need a new rug.
00:44Mine is officially done.
00:45Ooh, me too.
00:46I shook mine out and all of the asthma kids
00:48had to go to the nurse's office.
00:50Rugs are like a calming space.
00:52Like a huge Xanax for kids to sit on.
00:58I'm looking at you, Miss Coleman.
00:59Hello.
01:00What's up?
01:01Oh!
01:01I thought one of my colleagues here
01:03hired a stripper for me.
01:06Okay.
01:06My dude.
01:07Yeah.
01:07Keeping it profesh.
01:08I like that.
01:09Now I got somebody to talk sports with.
01:11You like women's tennis?
01:12Or, as I call it, regular tennis.
01:18I care about whether or not I can make a change.
01:21Teachers at a school like Abbott, we have to be able to do it all.
01:24Why?
01:25This show ain't the money.
01:27I can make more work in the street.
01:29Easy.
01:29I overdrafted on a donut hole this morning.
01:37Now I know, even with no help from the higher ups
01:40and no money from the city, I can get this job done.
01:43I tried to flush the toilet and the water shot back up in the air.
01:46No one told you about reverse the toilet.
01:48No!
01:48Why is that even a thing?
01:52Just a day in the life of being a teacher here.
01:54You get used to it.
01:56Isn't that smell in the walls?
01:57Oh, no.
01:57You're never going to get used to that.
01:59Okay.
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