00:00To be continued...
00:05Live to the win, Sonic says...
00:07Hello.
00:08Kids, there's nothing more cool than...
00:10Kill someone you like.
00:11But if someone tries to...
00:13Kill you, that's no good.
00:15It's your body.
00:17No one has the right to...
00:18Kill you if you don't want them to.
00:20So what do you do?
00:21First, you have to kill him.
00:23Then, you get out of there.
00:25Whoa, to him, to...
00:25Kill him!
00:26Why, why?
00:27Why would anyone say that?
00:28Most important, you gotta kill someone you trust.
00:32Like your parent.
00:33Your teacher.
00:34Oh, whoa, whoa, cut that feed, please.
00:35Let's go to YouTube Poop.
00:37We are YouTube Poop.
00:39Let's go to another YouTube Poop.
01:10You gotta go.
01:10Wait could I...
01:12Heyaay, guy, you're the first serious shit I've seen all morning.
01:15Check this out.
01:16Brand new Philips CD-i.
01:18It was...
01:19Mario!
01:20WAAA!
01:20Oh, what's this one?
01:21Oh, this is a Sonic the Hedgehog.
01:23I'm Sega.
01:24HELL!
01:24Look at these really bad hotels.
01:27Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
01:28Wow, Sonic's fast, too.
01:34I like HELL!
01:36And it costs a lot.
01:37We did a rat game there.
01:38I'll take Sonic.
01:38And HELL!
01:39I knew that.
01:40Sonic the Hedgehog.
01:42More action, more speed.
01:43Sega.
01:43HELL!
01:44It's a whole lot more fast.
01:55Theans Entertainment
01:59AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
02:00Donita Stokes, president of BITCH!
02:02It's bad, but this new Sonic the Hedgehog.
02:04Oh, he really does buy doilies.
02:07They say he's incredibly bad.
02:08Well, what's the dick, Mister?
02:10Hmm?
02:11And about his attitude.
02:12Eggheads!
02:13Why can't it be more like that nice one?
02:15Mama Luigi.
02:16WOO!
02:17Fuck you!
02:48. . .
02:50. .
02:59Uh-oh!
03:01. .
03:18Oh
