00:00You've been having a rough go today, let me tell you.
00:04I do not envy you this day.
00:06I've been largely successful loot-wise.
00:08I'm definitely up.
00:10You know, you're a Chad.
00:12You know, and it's...
00:14I'm learning to play with Chad.
00:18Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty.
00:22God, it's a loot.
00:24I've got weightlifting at 6 a.m. tomorrow.
00:27I have to eat a 24-ounce steak at 7 a.m.,
00:32which I will then return to the gym at 8 a.m.,
00:34eat another 24-ounce steak at 9 a.m.,
00:37return to the gym at 10 a.m.,
00:39eat another 24-ounce steak at 11 a.m.,
00:42return to the gym at noon,
00:45eat a 24-ounce steak at 1 p.m.,
00:47return to the gym at 2 p.m.,
00:50eat a 24-ounce steak at 3 p.m.
00:52How are you not getting cramps?
00:55Oh, no.
00:56From eating and going to the gym that much.
00:58No.
00:59No, this is a daily routine for me.
01:01Monday through Sunday.
01:02Monday through Sunday.
01:03I never skip a day.
01:04I haven't skipped a day in 10 years.
01:05Yeah, how do you lift weights with no arms and no legs?
01:09There's 70 people still in.
01:10With my cock.
01:11What?
01:15I am Officer Chad Thundercock.
01:17It's in the name.
01:19It's in the name.
01:20It is in the name.
01:22I regret asking that.
01:25Sam, they make microwaves?
01:35Oh, the classic microwave joke.
01:38I remember that one.
01:40Oh.
01:41Oh.
01:41It's in the name.
01:41It's in the name.
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