00:25It feels a bit tight.
00:27You sure Q got the measurements right?
00:28I'll be the judge of that. Put the glasses on, let me see.
00:42Well?
00:43Oh, very dapper. Give us 12.
00:48Piss off.
00:49Aren't you missing something? The bow tie?
01:01I don't suppose Q included instructions.
01:05How on earth did you make it through boarding school without tying one?
01:09It's complicated.
01:12Shall I get Q on the line?
01:14Please do.
01:21Q?
01:22Help me out here, would you?
01:23Relax, Bond.
01:25It's a bow tie.
01:26Not C4.
01:28All right.
01:29Make one end ever so slightly longer than the other.
01:32You people and your vague measurements.
01:34Pay attention, please.
01:35Yes, sir.
01:47There we are.
01:49Now, we're off to the races.
01:51It would appear so.
01:52Now, fold the short end to create our first bow shape.
01:56After that, drape the longer end over the centre, nice, clean and even, please.
02:02You know, I've disarmed bombs less complicated than this.
02:09Nicely done.
02:11Now you're getting it.
02:12Ah, look at you.
02:13Saving the world.
02:14One wardrobe malfunction at a time.
02:17Now, the second bow.
02:19Fold that longer end to mirror the first.
02:22You'll see a small loop forming behind the front bow.
02:25Take the folded end, push it through the loop.
02:28Steady now.
02:29Don't panic.
02:30Blow the whole thing.
02:31Right, no panic.
02:32Just a growing sense of humiliation.
02:35Listen, if anyone asks, I was never trained for this.
02:37Our lips are sealed.
02:39Right, Moneypenny?
02:40Absolutely.
02:41Sealed shut.
02:44Routing for you here, James.
02:48Excellent work, Bond.
02:49Let's see if it survives cocktail hour first.
02:52Almost there.
02:54Gently pull the folded parts on both sides to tighten the knot.
02:58Once you do that, tug the loose ends to even it out.
03:01We're aiming for slight asymmetry here, more character.
03:05Looks less like a cheap clip-on.
03:07Which would have been easier, by the way.
03:09Lastly, ensure the knot is nice and firm, and that's it.
03:13You're done.
03:15And people say field ops are stressful.
03:17That's stressful.
03:17beautiful. Iroug.
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