00:00Observe the humble ice cream merchant, a creature of habit, dreams, and questionable hygiene.
00:08This is Mr. Trippi. Say hi, Mr. Trippi.
00:13Mr. Trippi follows a delightful, predictable pattern. Drive, stop, scoop, repeat.
00:20A life of perfect frozen harmony. One might even call it vanilla.
00:25But vanilla is a flavor for basic bitches, and Mr. Trippi is a man of vision.
00:33You see, for Mr. Trippi, dairy is just a job, but meth, now that's a career.
00:42Of course, as every entrepreneur knows, success is a messy business.
00:47It requires an extra hygienic touch.
00:50And with a successful career, come the finer things. More speed, more chrome, more meth.
01:01Fuck, put that shit down!
01:07Ah, the sirens, the music of the law. How tedious.
01:11Run along now, Mr. Trippi. Drive as if your freedom depends on it.
01:16Because it does.
01:18Mr. Trippi, a man of many flavors.
01:21Most of them illegal.
01:23Coming soon.
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