00:00Oh, this is the way to be welcoming our new neighbours.
00:02Oh, our new neighbours, you mean?
00:03Oi!
00:04Jeff, you're out!
00:05Hey!
00:06Hey, up!
00:12Is that them?
00:15That's them.
00:17Oh!
00:17She's all right.
00:20Oh, that's...
00:21Yeah.
00:23Lady Mark?
00:24Lord, have a lot.
00:26Hello, then.
00:27Be here to buy the pub now.
00:29I was told these villages can be full of savages.
00:32What a relief to find a quiet one.
00:33Save as breaking them in.
00:36Champagne, please.
00:38Bollinger, if you've got it.
00:44Wonderful.
00:45Ah, great passion.
00:47Oh, you've met Mr. and Mrs. Wilde, then?
00:49Er, no, we haven't had the...
00:51Inclination.
00:53By many churches, do you?
00:55No, actually, this is our first.
00:57The church is a place of worship,
01:00not a property investment.
01:02It's Mr. and Mrs. Wilde's now, Edna.
01:04It's up, yes.
01:05And they're not responsible for the dwindling church attendances.
01:08Well, they'll be responsible to me if they start messing about.
01:11Yeah, and me.
01:12There you go.
01:13Not sure what you like.
01:14There's a bit of everything there.
01:16Thank you, Katie.
01:17Oh, I hope.
01:18They've found the first lackey.
01:19Aye.
01:20This is how it starts.
01:21The people in the big house buying off the peasants.
01:25Turning them against their friends.
01:27Yeah, because they've fought her up their own backsides to make their own.
01:30It would be nice to know what your intentions are.
01:33We know what their intentions are.
01:36Making brass and stuff the rest of us.
01:39The church purchases proof of that.
01:41They might have bought it as a good concern for all we know.
01:45Maybe it wasn't a good idea, you coming.
01:47Well, that would have been useful advice before we spent millions on a house.
01:51Oh, it's how much they've got now.
01:53Yeah.
01:53Showing us how important they are.
01:55Well, decent families have to up sticks.
01:58Are you all right for drinks there?
02:00Mm-hmm.
02:01I can lob a bit of caviar on a cracker if you don't like that mug.
02:04Oh, I mean delicious party fare.
02:06You'll be next.
02:08What?
02:09In the back pocket.
02:11I'm only here to say ta-da to them.
02:14Well, there wouldn't be any need to if people didn't meddle.
02:17Strikes me that's precisely what you're doing.
02:25Boo!
02:27Boo!
02:27Boo!
02:28Who are we booing?
02:29Oh, just boo.
02:30Boo!
02:32Boo!
02:34Armyard animals.
02:35Boo!
02:35Boo!
02:36Boo!
02:36Boo!
02:37Boo!
02:39Boo!
02:40Nice to know you've been missed, eh?
02:42Oh, hello.
02:44I'm getting the faint impression we're not really welcome.
02:47Graceful retreat or did we beat a quick exit to the door?
02:50No.
02:51No, we are not going anywhere.
02:54Well...
02:54Can I have your attention, please?
02:56No, to...
02:58You've got a nerve.
02:59Actually, I think it's you that's got the nerve.
03:01All of you, in fact.
03:02Look, we didn't expect the red carpet.
03:05But coming in here is like walking to a scene from a bad western.
03:08Well, all right, well, you've gone off your high horse, so now all you need to do is drink
03:11your milk.
03:13By the way, I'm loving the outfit.
03:15Do you need a boyfriend?
03:16Hey, dear.
03:18Look, if you envy our wealth, that's your problem.
03:22We've worked hard all our lives, so I'm certainly not going to apologise for it.
03:26The house was for sale and we bought it.
03:28And what about the church?
03:30What happens to that?
03:31I've no idea.
03:32Hardly reassuring.
03:35Well, that's up to you, isn't it?
03:37I don't think we understand.
03:39We bought the house to live in.
03:41We bought the church for you.
03:44To give back to the community.
03:50You didn't know.
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