00:00Mr. Hooper, how's my sandwich?
00:01Coming right up.
00:03Did you put a lot of mayonnaise on?
00:04Did I put a lot of mayonnaise?
00:05Just what you like.
00:06Ah, yes, yes.
00:07Mr. Hooper, what's the TV setting?
00:10Oh, I forgot.
00:12Glad you reminded me.
00:13The TV set just brought in for today.
00:15Oscar says there's a new show on Grouch TV.
00:18He wanted me to see it.
00:19I don't want to miss it.
00:20Can you watch it?
00:21Yeah, sure.
00:22Turn it on.
00:23Here we go.
00:24All right.
00:25What kind of show is it?
00:27Grouchy.
00:28Grouchy.
00:29Grouchy.
00:30Nice.
00:31That's Oscar's guy.
00:33Grouchy.
00:34Nice tooth.
00:35Yeah, sorry.
00:37Sorry.
00:39Sorry.
00:40Sorry, ketchup.
00:40Sorry, ketchup.
00:42Sorry, ketchup.
00:43Yeah, ketchup.
00:43Yeah, ketchup.
00:45Greetings, indigestion fans.
00:48It is time once again to join Yucky Pierre, the grouch chef, me,
00:53for another culinary gem from the Golden Trashery of Grouch Cooking.
00:59Today's recipe, this one will curl your eyelashes, is Charles' Chicken Soup.
01:07Oh.
01:07Chicken soup.
01:08Chicken soup.
01:09Yeah, I love chicken soup.
01:10The chicken soup that you love to hate.
01:14I love chicken soup.
01:14Now, for Charles' Chicken Soup, you need ten things.
01:20And my assistant here, Charles of the Rats, will help me as we put them in the pot.
01:28First, Charles, a dash of scallions.
01:32Mmm.
01:32Yeah, that's good.
01:34That's good.
01:34Oh.
01:35What are you doing?
01:36Very good.
01:37Next, Charles.
01:39Some chocolate syrup.
01:42Chocolate syrup?
01:43Chocolate syrup and scallions?
01:45That's what he said.
01:46That's what he said.
01:47Neither.
01:47What are you waiting for, poor?
01:50Here it goes.
01:50This recipe won me the coveted Cordon Bleu.
01:55Now, Charles, what we need is a nice mushy mango.
02:00Oh, mango.
02:02Ah.
02:03Overripe.
02:03But he didn't take the seed out.
02:06Aha.
02:06Next.
02:08You ready for this?
02:10A pork chop.
02:12A pork chop?
02:14Now, what's he doing with a pork chop and chicken soup?
02:16Maybe he knows something we don't.
02:18Yeah, I doubt it.
02:20Where's the chicken?
02:21And now, a tea bag.
