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00:07:15Come back here, you redneck!
00:07:17How dare you ignore me?
00:07:19Just ignore him, honey.
00:07:20He's just some low-class redneck who was too stupid to go to college,
00:07:23so he chose the army.
00:07:24He doesn't even deserve to be your husband.
00:07:30Laugh while you can't.
00:07:32When the apocalypse comes, I'll be the one laughing.
00:07:35But until then, it's time to make some money.
00:07:42Powerball.
00:07:43Numbers 5, 12, 24, 41, 37, 41, Blue Ball 8.
00:07:48Are you sure this time, sir?
00:07:49You've changed it five times already.
00:07:51Sure as ever.
00:07:56Oh!
00:07:57Oh my God!
00:07:58Sir, congratulations!
00:08:00Thanks, buddy.
00:08:01Here's your tip.
00:08:02Let's go, baby.
00:08:03Let's go stock up on fuel.
00:08:07100 propane tanks?
00:08:09Are you throwing a barbecue on Mars?
00:08:11or planning to blow up the White House for fuck's sake?
00:08:13If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
00:08:15You're crazy.
00:08:16There's 30 tanks over there, and we'll deliver the rest.
00:08:34I know you're tired, Daisy.
00:08:36Just need one more thing today.
00:08:38Let's go get into the cockpit.
00:08:55Sir, we've installed the most advanced power system, insulation system, and weapon defense system, according to all your requirements.
00:09:01This is the top of the Lionel model in the world, capable of withstand temperatures as low as minus 100
00:09:07degrees.
00:09:08Good.
00:09:08The money's been sent, plus they're a little extra.
00:09:12Barry, what is wrong with you?
00:09:13Get the pasta.
00:09:14That truck, esa cosa vieja, is blocking the whole street.
00:09:16You're not doing this, okay?
00:09:17This is not correct.
00:09:18I am HOA president, and I'm ordering you, move it ahora mismo, or I give you tickets.
00:09:22Si, I do.
00:09:23The HOA doesn't dictate to me.
00:09:26The apocalypse is coming, and I have to prepare for it.
00:09:29You better stock up yourself.
00:09:33Apocalypse?
00:09:34You one of them climate change believe in nut jobs?
00:09:37I've said it all along.
00:09:39People like Henry, who don't follow the neighborhood rules, should be kicked out.
00:09:43Having this blue core trash living in our gated community is just backwards.
00:09:48Henry?
00:09:54Henry, are you okay?
00:09:57Did something happen?
00:09:59Do you need my help?
00:10:01Camila, my high school crush.
00:10:03She's always been kind to me.
00:10:05In my past life, after the apocalypse began, she even brought me food to help me.
00:10:11Henry, don't worry.
00:10:13I'll get you to safety.
00:10:14You'll be okay.
00:10:21Henry, I heard you ran out of food,
00:10:23so I brought you some cans.
00:10:24You're a lifesaver, Camila.
00:10:26Get out of here and don't come back, slut!
00:10:31I joined the military to protect the people like Camila.
00:10:34This time, I'm going to cherish her.
00:10:36I won't ever let her down again.
00:10:38Don't worry, Camila.
00:10:39I'm fine.
00:10:40But listen, you need to stock up on fuel and food
00:10:43as much as you can in the next few days, okay?
00:10:47Oh.
00:10:49If you say so, Henry, I'll do it.
00:10:57Even if I have supplies, I need to make sure they won't be stolen.
00:11:01But I've almost run out of money.
00:11:04Looks like I need to turn to plan B.
00:11:09Five million dollars?
00:11:12Nobody's been crazy enough to ask for a huge loan like that before.
00:11:17Five million.
00:11:18Not a penny less.
00:11:19I'm not a bank.
00:11:21If you can't pay back the loan with interest, on time,
00:11:25you'll have to pay an even bigger price.
00:11:27What kind of price?
00:11:47Our clients trust us not just because of the quality of our products,
00:11:51but because the Spider Gang always keeps its word.
00:11:54If you default on the loan, you'll become one of them.
00:11:58Listen to that beautiful sound.
00:12:00I wonder what organ is being cut out of that sucker.
00:12:03Sounds like a kidney.
00:12:05Look.
00:12:06You'll get every penny.
00:12:10I'm afraid you won't live to see that money.
00:12:13When the apocalypse comes, we'll see how arrogant the crooks are.
00:12:17You can die.
00:12:18Make the thermia.
00:12:19I'll kill you myself.
00:12:29Henry, that guy you saw with me in Vegas was just an old friend.
00:12:35Honest.
00:12:36Where have you been?
00:12:37I've missed you.
00:12:40What do you want?
00:12:41I lost all the money you gave me gambling in Vegas.
00:12:44I was just going to ask for a little more.
00:12:46What do I look like?
00:12:47A walking ATM?
00:12:48You're not getting any money from me.
00:12:50Are you broke?
00:12:51Seriously?
00:12:52You can't even come up with a little money?
00:12:55What kind of man are you?
00:12:57What kind of husband can't give his wife some pocket money?
00:13:04I want all of these and all the inventory in your warehouse.
00:13:08What?
00:13:09Are you insane, Henry?
00:13:11Can you even afford all this stuff?
00:13:13Do you have enough space in that shoebox you live in?
00:13:15You're crazy.
00:13:16I've had enough.
00:13:17I want a divorce right now.
00:13:20Cool.
00:13:21Let's divorce.
00:13:23Don't go back on your word.
00:13:25You crazy poor bastard.
00:13:28Don't come crawling back because I'm finished with you.
00:13:31Sir, that will cost a lot of money.
00:13:33We don't have enough transportation to deliver it all to you.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:35I have the money and I have the transportation.
00:13:40You can come over now.
00:14:00It's $2 million enough to buy all your inventory.
00:14:25Henry, that psycho robbed some bank and bought out the entire supermarket.
00:14:31But he wouldn't give me any money.
00:14:34You must be Henry, Anna's useless husband.
00:14:37It seems you've forgotten your place.
00:14:39You're a bottom feeder, buddy.
00:14:41Now hand over your illegal gains or I'll show you no mercy.
00:14:47Oh, great.
00:14:48What do you want?
00:14:51Listen, I'm your wife's lover.
00:14:53If you know what's good for you, give the money to Anna or else you'll regret it.
00:15:12You crazy moron.
00:15:13How dare you hit Sweet Carter?
00:15:15He's the heir to Ironclad Energy, the oil giant.
00:15:18Do you realize how quickly he could ruin you?
00:15:21I'm supposed to be scared of some spoiled rich kid.
00:15:25In a few days, when the apocalypse comes, all that money will be worth squat.
00:15:40Oh, my God.
00:15:44Scared now?
00:15:46Compared to Carter, you're nothing.
00:15:49You keep talking about apocalypse.
00:15:51But the only apocalypse happening is yours.
00:15:55Shoot him, babe.
00:15:56Took your chick.
00:15:57Now I'm going to take your life.
00:15:58Kneel down and beg for my forgiveness or I'll send you to hell.
00:16:01I'm afraid.
00:16:03Hell's fully booked at the moment.
00:16:05Two dipshits.
00:16:07Must have took my place.
00:16:32The best military-grade defense equipment money you can buy.
00:16:35I'm fully operational, fully under my command.
00:16:39Think carefully about your next mission, you crazy bastard.
00:16:42I'll kill you!
00:16:44Do it.
00:17:08You!
00:17:09Just wait, you bastard!
00:17:10This isn't over!
00:17:13Finally, after a week of hard work, my house is now an invincible fortress.
00:17:19It can keep warm, withstand explosions, and recycle.
00:17:23I'll kill you.
00:17:26Thank you.
00:17:28Why?
00:17:51I'm盲4
00:17:52Imagine a bunch of teenagers.
00:17:53Could be a pro obf?
00:17:53J'ai juste besoin d'être short d'oil.
00:17:56C'est le temps de te enseigner ce sacs-bag.
00:18:25Tout le temps de l'eau va passer des générations.
00:18:28Il semble que mes énergies sont absolument à l'écouter.
00:18:42Tout est finalement en place.
00:18:44Maintenant je peux vivre confortable dans l'apocalypse.
00:18:47Comme vous pouvez voir, nos énergies de l'eau sont unrival.
00:18:50Les dépôts de l'eau partout dans le pays sont pleins.
00:18:52Et nous pouvons apporter le militaire avec suffisant quantités à chaque fois.
00:19:06Carter, il semble que vos vies sont vendues très bien.
00:19:09Au revoir, l'Ironclac Energy a confirmé une catastrophe breach
00:19:13à l'un de ses principaux d'eau de l'eau.
00:19:15Le l'eau valide dans des millions de millions a disparaître sans trait.
00:19:20C'est juste le début.
00:19:22Le vrai réconing n'est pas encore commencé.
00:19:24C'est parti, c'est parti.
00:19:39Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:20:14Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:20:40Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:21:07Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:21:09Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:21:11Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:21:15Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:21:17Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:21:27Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:21:41Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:21:42Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:21:45Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:21:47Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:21:48Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
00:22:12Est-ce qu'il y a l'épocalypse?
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00:23:52Talking about the extreme cold apocalypse every day.
00:23:56And now it's really here.
00:23:58I bet he's stocked up on enough food to last you.
00:24:01Then let's go find him. We can ask him for food.
00:24:04If he says no, we'll take it by force.
00:24:06Yes!
00:24:07Yeah!
00:24:07Okay! Go!
00:24:16It smells so good!
00:24:20It's Henry! He's actually barbecuing!
00:24:24Henry!
00:24:24Henry! Give us some of what you're cooking, man!
00:24:28We're starving here!
00:24:29Henry!
00:24:30As the hallway president, I order you to share your food with us.
00:24:32Yes! Bring it over for us to eat!
00:24:35We need food!
00:24:36Yes!
00:24:37You can't be so selfish!
00:24:45This is my food. Why should I give it to you?
00:24:48And by the way, your HOA means Jack.
00:24:51Now get off my property.
00:24:53You selfish bastard! Your wife is standing right here.
00:24:55How can you bear to see her freeze and starve?
00:24:57What kind of husband are you?
00:24:58Yeah, Henry? Did you forget I'm your wife?
00:25:01How could you not share your food with me?
00:25:04Wife?
00:25:06You haven't been my wife for a long time.
00:25:14What are you talking about? I am your wife!
00:25:17You're such a selfish person, abandoning me over a plate of food!
00:25:22I didn't realize Henry treats his wife this terrible!
00:25:26I'm so sorry, Anna!
00:25:28Anna, when I was deployed on my last tour, defending our freedom,
00:25:32you were here cheating on me with Carter.
00:25:34Did you remember you were my wife then?
00:25:36When you begged me for money, I didn't have to call me a poor bastard.
00:25:40Did you remember that you were my wife?
00:25:42How dare you even speak to me like this!
00:25:45So Anna is Carter's mistress?
00:25:48She cheated on Henry behind his back!
00:25:50You two are disgusting!
00:25:54Enough of this crap!
00:25:56Open the door, Henry!
00:25:58We're all neighbors here!
00:26:00Let us in!
00:26:02Yes, we're all good neighbors.
00:26:05We should help each other.
00:26:10Good neighbors?
00:26:11Help each other?
00:26:14Bullshit!
00:26:22Hey, Bob!
00:26:23You knocked over my fence, could you pick it back up?
00:26:27Do it yourself, lazy ass!
00:26:29Didn't you learn to plant fences and walls when you were off playing toy soldiers?
00:26:40You crazy mutt!
00:26:42I ought to kill you!
00:26:42Hey, what the hell are you doing?
00:26:45What do you mean lawn height is too low non-complianted?
00:26:48Are you messing with me?
00:26:49It's a $1,000 fine.
00:26:50I added extra because your dog is so damn ugly.
00:26:52If you don't pay it, we'll come to take your house.
00:27:01You all treated me terribly.
00:27:03Judged me.
00:27:04Called me crazy.
00:27:05Even my dog.
00:27:08Do you really think you treated me like a good neighbor back then?
00:27:11Get out of here!
00:27:14Henry, you selfish bastard!
00:27:17If you won't save us, we'll save ourselves!
00:27:26You want to be unreasonable?
00:27:28Then I'll smash your door down.
00:27:29How's that?
00:27:32Splash his door!
00:27:33Splash his door!
00:27:34Splash his door!
00:27:44Go ahead!
00:27:45Smash it down!
00:27:51What kind of steel is this?
00:27:53I couldn't even make a dent.
00:27:56Take your time!
00:27:57I'll go roast some more chicken wings!
00:28:01Smug little asshole.
00:28:02I'll get my chainsaw.
00:28:03That should do the job.
00:28:16I'll give you one last chance, Henry.
00:28:18Open the door now!
00:28:20And we'll spare your life when we get in.
00:28:22If you saw the door open ourselves, you're dead!
00:28:25Go ahead.
00:28:25This should be fun.
00:28:29Oh, Henry.
00:28:31You really thought you were above us?
00:28:33When we get in, you're dead!
00:28:41Huh?
00:28:41What's going on?
00:28:43There's not even a mark.
00:28:44I don't know.
00:28:45The teeth are almost completely worn out.
00:29:07This is aerospace-grade material.
00:29:09Even a grenade couldn't break it.
00:29:10But please, try your hardest.
00:29:14Give it here!
00:29:26Defense mode activated.
00:29:28Full power on.
00:29:39This crazy bastard!
00:29:41He installed high-voltage electricity on the door!
00:29:46Listen, let's rush over together and ram this door.
00:29:49With this many people, it won't do anything.
00:29:51And we'll definitely be able to knock it off its hinges.
00:29:54Good!
00:29:55Good!
00:30:02Good!
00:30:06Oh, you've worked so hard.
00:30:08Unfortunately, you're all brain-dead morons.
00:30:15One more time, guys!
00:30:18You're boring me now.
00:30:20I don't have time to play with you all day.
00:30:21If anyone comes closer, I'll turn you all into roasted assholes.
00:30:32Henry, honey, I love you.
00:30:34I miss you.
00:30:35Please, just take me back.
00:30:37I'll make it up to you.
00:30:38I'll do anything.
00:30:43If I open the door now, you'll let Carter and those thugs in and then eat me and Daisy alive.
00:30:47This isn't my first rodeo, you know?
00:30:49No, I would never.
00:30:51I swear.
00:30:53Liar.
00:30:54Even Daisy hates you.
00:30:56Get out of here and don't come back.
00:31:01Marrying you is the biggest regret of my life!
00:31:04Just you wait!
00:31:05I'll kill you with my own hand!
00:31:15That asshole, I'll make him pay for that.
00:31:18So this is what being the iron energy here gets you.
00:31:21It's a nice place, I gotta say.
00:31:23Shame about the cold.
00:31:28Leader of the Spider Gang, right?
00:31:31What do you want?
00:31:32We've run out of supplies.
00:31:33Thought you must have some food and wanted to make a deal with you.
00:31:37But looking at your situation, you look worse off than us.
00:31:41We have nothing left.
00:31:43Nothing?
00:31:45Don't sell yourself short.
00:31:47The two of you could feed us for weeks.
00:31:50No!
00:31:50Please don't!
00:31:51I know someone who has a lot of food and supplies.
00:31:53I can take you to him.
00:31:55Please, just don't hurt us!
00:31:59Oh, really?
00:32:05If you're lying, you know what's going to happen, right?
00:32:08Take me to him now.
00:32:20We have guests.
00:32:25This Henry dude is a pussy.
00:32:28We can break through this kind of defense like nothing.
00:32:37Look how scared you are.
00:32:39Like taking candy from a baby.
00:32:41Let's go eat, boys!
00:32:51What?
00:32:54How is this possible?
00:32:56They're my best men.
00:33:12Your men didn't stand a chance, John.
00:33:15And neither do you.
00:33:19Wait!
00:33:20The Henry they talked about...
00:33:22It's you?
00:33:28You think you can kill my men and get away with it?
00:33:31Open the door and I'll consider giving you an open casket.
00:33:34Otherwise, I'll gut you like a pig and feed you to my dog.
00:33:38It seems you're missing the bigger picture here.
00:33:41Let me fill you in.
00:33:43I'm an ex-Delta Force soldier.
00:33:44If you know what's good for you, you'd run on back to your little headquarters and apologize for making a
00:33:48scene.
00:33:48Oh, shut it!
00:33:49I bet you were just fighting against farmers.
00:33:51How dare you talk big in front of the boss of the Spider Gang?
00:33:54You really don't know your place, huh?
00:33:56The Spider Gang are even more powerful since the apocalypse.
00:33:58We run the show around here.
00:34:00Let me give you a taste of that power.
00:34:02Henry, you asked for this.
00:34:04Go to hell!
00:34:06You found a new sugar daddy again?
00:34:09Your taste just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:34:11Big talk for a man who's about to die.
00:34:14Fire!
00:34:25He's finished now!
00:34:29Dumbass asked for it.
00:34:31Come on.
00:34:31Let's take his corpse back to the slaughterhouse.
00:34:43What?
00:34:44You're kidding me!
00:34:45What is this door made of?
00:34:52My turn.
00:34:57You coward!
00:34:58Come out and face us like a man!
00:35:00Yeah.
00:35:01What kind of man are you?
00:35:04You only have a shotgun.
00:35:05We've got over a dozen people.
00:35:07You can't kill us all.
00:35:08If you have the balls, come out and fight me hand to hand.
00:35:11If you win, I won't ever come back.
00:35:13You have my word.
00:35:14How stupid do you think I am?
00:35:16As soon as I step out this door, your men will rush me.
00:35:18Sure enough, I was right.
00:35:19You are a pussy.
00:35:21I guess I've been cooped up alone for so many days, I'm starting to get bored.
00:35:25Besides, you can use the exercise.
00:35:33Don't worry, Daisy.
00:35:34I'll be back in a minute.
00:35:38All right, maybe you do have a set of balls.
00:35:40You idiot!
00:35:41Better hurry up and beg John for mercy!
00:35:44You're just a useless redneck!
00:35:46You think just because you follow orders and fire a gun and you're invincible?
00:35:49John is the most feared gangster in the city.
00:35:51You have no idea how powerful he is!
00:36:02If you beat me, I'll give you half of my supplies.
00:36:04If you lose, you'll never come near my house for the rest of your life.
00:36:08Deal?
00:36:09It's a deal.
00:36:10Come on.
00:36:28Tired already?
00:36:30Shame.
00:36:30I was looking forward to a good fight.
00:36:32John was just testing you!
00:36:33This is just the beginning!
00:36:35You're about to go down!
00:36:37Is that true, John?
00:36:38You little bitch, you're dead!
00:36:45John!
00:36:53Henry is just trying to act tough!
00:36:55John's definitely got this!
00:36:57Those supplies are ours!
00:37:06Give up!
00:37:07Hand over the supplies!
00:37:09Then kneel down and beg for mercy!
00:37:18Next time you hear the drugs force, you better run.
00:37:20Now get out of there.
00:37:21You don't have that.
00:37:22Get him!
00:37:24Grab his food!
00:37:27System, have the drone set off some fireworks.
00:37:29Move for what?
00:37:47Now get into play!
00:37:49Move!
00:37:53Move!
00:37:54All the other rats.
00:51:50So hot
00:51:55Henry, I think they're having hallucinates from hypothermia. If we don't do something, they'll die soon.
00:51:59They used to laugh at me and belittle me. I will never save them. They deserve it. They're barely even
00:52:04human at this point. They'd do anything for food.
00:52:13Fruity. Fruity.
00:52:16Fruity. Fruity.
00:52:47If what you're saying is true, and that house has enough food to feed my army, we can dominate at
00:52:53the world!
00:52:54When the cold wave ends, everyone will worship me.
00:52:58Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity.
00:53:28Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity.
00:53:28Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity. Fruity
00:54:32Henry, you know you're in there. The army has you surrounded. Hand over all the food. Otherwise, you, your wife,
00:54:39and anyone else inside will die.
00:54:42Henry, honey, please save me. I was really wrong. Please give them the food. They'll kill me otherwise.
00:55:01That woman. She hasn't been my wife for a long time. Do whatever you want with her!
00:55:06Stupid court. Shut it, will you?
00:55:12General Mason speaking. I'll give you one last chance. Open the door and hand over the food. Otherwise, this slut
00:55:19gets it.
00:55:21Wait, you're that General Mason? The same General Mason who deserted battlefield in the Middle East and got an entire
00:55:27company of soldiers killed?
00:55:29I've heard a lot about you.
00:55:31No! This is all fake news. Who gave you that information?
00:55:35If you have the guts to fight, come in. But I have a funny feeling you're scared of confrontation.
00:55:42Scared? Watch this! Attack!
00:56:01Damn it! Why didn't you tell me he has miniguns?
00:56:09Drive in!
00:56:27His fortress is nothing. I'll come crush him with my bare hands in no time.
00:56:41If I don't come back, take Daisy and get in the car, drive as far away as possible.
00:56:47No, no matter what happens, I'm staying with you.
00:56:53I'm staying with you.
00:57:19Henry! Where are you, you little bitch? Come out now and beg for mercy. Maybe we'll kill you quickly.
00:57:23Henry! Where are you, you little bitch? Come out now and beg for mercy. Maybe we'll kill you quickly.
00:57:23Listen here, you good for nothing rich kid. If you have the guts, come find me.
00:57:54I think this Henry guy is scared, guys. He can't beat us, so we hit like a bitch.
00:58:09Damn this little rent! I'll tear him to pieces! Let me go flush him out.
00:58:20Found him!
00:58:24Come out, beauty!
00:58:33Go! Go!
00:58:34Come out!
00:58:45Go!
00:58:47Go!
00:58:49Go!
00:58:51Go!
00:58:52Go!
00:58:53Go!
00:58:56Go!
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