00:00Você está indo para a spa weekend, bichas!
00:07Can I take you to dinner?
00:10How?
00:10July 19?
00:11Three months from now.
00:13How is it even possible that my husband left me for an older woman?
00:17You're supposed to leave me for, like, Gigi Hadid.
00:19Not Ina Garten.
00:21You can't just leave me like that.
00:23I needed lunch and I was scared.
00:25I'm so sorry.
00:27This is why we need a spa weekend.
00:29Massages, champagne, big comfy robes.
00:32The last time I had a massage was, like, my last mammogram.
00:36Girl, I worry about you sometimes.
00:38I just booked a room.
00:39What?
00:40We're going on a spa weekend, bichas!
00:44Welcome and namaste.
00:46It's beautiful.
00:47It's amazing.
00:48I'm Shanti.
00:49She looks like a girl, Jesus.
00:52I never want to go home.
00:54I miss my kids.
00:55What?
00:56No, I don't miss my kids.
00:59Is that Mel?
01:01What's up, you middle-aged?
01:03Socks!
01:03Hey, you haven't.
01:05On your right is one of the outdoor yoga classes.
01:08Gene, he is checking you out.
01:10Get over here.
01:10Yeah, you.
01:11Come on, Magic Mark.
01:12This is Jane.
01:13Nice to meet you, Jane.
01:14She's on the older side, but she's got a porno body.
01:17Stand up.
01:17Show your body.
01:18Now, I'm your dick.
01:20There's a great deal of stress in all of you.
01:23Oh, my God.
01:24My boss is calling me again.
01:26You guys need to stand up for yourself.
01:28Stop calling her!
01:35Hanging out with your friends is essential to our survival.
01:37The most important thing is you guys.
01:39If you need anything, I'm here for you.
01:42This whole spa thing is such a scam.
01:45Namaste.
01:45You're supposed to walk out of here all centered and chill.
01:48Don't we look chill to you?
01:49Not really.
01:52Hey, you guys.
01:53Not doing anything weird or illegal.
01:57You know, I'm an at-antric massages.
01:59I know what you're up to.
02:00This place hires good-looking Australian guys to flirt with all the moms.
02:04It's not going to work on me.
02:06Crocodile Dundee.
02:09How are you doing this?
02:11The human hand has-
02:12Don't talk.
02:13Let's go to the left.
02:15To the left.
02:16To the left.
02:19Welcome to goat yoga.
02:22It's so cute.
02:25Guys, I think I burned my poop up.
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