00:09Motherfucker!
00:10That mute asshole, that fucking snake without a tongue,
00:14gave me this shithole instead of a pink slip.
00:17I must be the biggest fucking idiot in the whole fucking world.
00:20Holmes, take it easy.
00:22At least we're alive.
00:24Carl, friend, fellow traveler, relax, man.
00:27You're really killing my fucking vibe here.
00:31Well, I'm sorry I'm fucking up your vibe, old man,
00:33but I can't wait to get my hands on that mute and your bitch-ass cousin.
00:37My cousin? You're gonna diss my familia?
00:43My bad, man. I'm just pissed for all of us.
00:46I mean, look, we in a strange place, we got shit to our name,
00:50and for once, I try to make something work this garage,
00:54and it ain't even a garage.
00:55Then make it into a garage.
00:59Oh, that's a great idea, sis.
01:02Won't you shut up?
01:03You know what, Carl? You are a fucking idiot.
01:05Your whole life, you wanted something for nothing.
01:07Now you've got something, and you don't know what to do with it.
01:10We'll make it good enough.
01:12We'll help, right?
01:13We got your back, CJ.
01:16Come on, stop tripping, man.
01:17Both of you.
01:19Whoa, man, the energy here, it's fantastic.
01:27Yeah, all right.
01:29But how am I finding some good mechanics to work up in here, man?
01:33I know a few guys.
01:35Come with me, friend.
01:37They're good people, I swear it.
01:40Oh, man, I'm about to ride with this fool again.
01:45Come on, man.
01:47There's these two guys I know, used to work on marine engines, until the mob bought their business over in
01:51Vice.
01:52Now they try and make ends meet by taking any old job.
01:55They're a little bit dull by their habit, but the smoke don't get in the way of their skills with
01:59an engine.
02:00We'll pick up Jethro first.
02:02Last I heard he was working at a garage over in East Basin.
02:13Hey, man, how you meet these dudes, anyway?
02:15I met them at the 89th Gear 11, apparently.
02:18Apparently.
02:19You know how it is, man.
02:21A field of tents, crazy-ass music,
02:23a quart of mescal and vodka,
02:26polar bears?
02:27Polar bears?
02:28Yeah, go figure.
02:29But they were funny guys, man.
02:31Great sense of humor.
02:42This here's Vietnamese gang territory.
02:45Da Nang boys, shining razors,
02:47butterfly children.
02:49Watch yourself, dude.
02:50These cats are real serious.
03:10Hey, Jethro.
03:19Hey, Jethro.
03:22Hop in, man.
03:23I swear, I paid for that weed, dude.
03:26No, man, we're good.
03:27I think.
03:28Jethro, Carl.
03:29Carl, Jethro.
03:30What's up, man?
03:31Can we swing by the hospital?
03:33It's over in Santa Flora District.
03:35West of here.
03:36Yeah.
03:37You sick?
03:38No, the government is.
03:40But that's a long story.
03:42So, you know, like, what's the deal, dudes?
03:44I'm opening the garage in Doherty by the waste ground.
03:47You know, car mods, low riders, all that shit.
03:50You down?
03:51Do polar bears shit in the woods?
03:54No, but they've been known to shit in the liquor tent,
03:57if I remember it right.
03:58Yeah, that was, like, so far gone, man.
04:06I can't help.
04:07I'm making it.
04:09Carl, stop doing that.
04:10You're getting pimples.
04:21I'm making it wrong, Michael.
04:39What are we here for, anyway?
04:41Nothing.
04:42Oh, don't look.
04:44Cover your faces.
04:45Think about a yellow rubber duck.
04:46You tripping again.
04:48Shh.
04:51Okay.
04:52I've seen enough.
04:53Let's go see if we can find Wayne.
04:55He's working a hot dog van at the tram,
04:58terminal in Kings.
05:00Come on, dude.
05:01What's all that about?
05:02You don't want to know.
05:03Why?
05:04Do you know what a subdermal neurophone is?
05:06A what?
05:07Exactly.
05:08Sometimes it's best to stay in the dark, kid.
05:26Dude, Dwayne.
05:27Man, how's the hot dog business?
05:31It's totally shit.
05:33Why?
05:33What's happening?
05:35My friend Carl here is opening a chop shop.
05:38Jethro's in.
05:39How about you?
05:40Yeah, cool, man.
05:41Uh, I've got, like, some shit to take care of first, though.
05:45So, uh, you tell me where you guys are gonna be at, and I'll meet your dudes there.
05:49The garage is on the waste grounds in Doherty.
05:51I'll see y'all later.
05:55Okay, next stop, cop station downtown.
05:59What?
05:59You aren't your mom.
06:00Why?
06:01If I told you, the likelihood is you'd get a probe up your ass within a month.
06:05Like, listen to the man, dude.
06:07He's real serious about that shit.
06:10Well, okay.
06:11But you're starting to freak me out with all that spaceship, man.
06:20What?
06:20Oh, man.
06:21Carl, what are you doing?
06:22What?
06:23We've got a 10-81 in 4-8.
06:25He's on the back last evening.
06:27He's on the back.
06:28Four-door.
06:34I think it's two.
07:02Okay, you know the drill.
07:04Don't look interested in anything.
07:08Picture a pink golf ball in your mind.
07:12Okay, we're good to go.
07:14Where to next, space head?
07:16This electronics guy I've had dealings with goes by the name of Zero.
07:21He could fix a supercomputer with a paperclip.
07:24He's got his own shot, but he's always ready to help fellow travelers along the path.
07:29Let's go introduce you to him.
07:31Look, what's going on, Trou?
07:32Who was him doing?
07:34Did you see that, man?
07:34Don't go there.
07:35Blue blood.
07:36Listen to Jethro.
07:37Now, what if I told you we never went to the moon?
07:40JFK lives in Scotland with Janis Joplin.
07:43And the only reason we've been in a Cold War for the last 45 years was because snake-headed aliens
07:48run the oil business.
07:50I think you popped another mic, won't die.
07:52Good.
07:53Keep it that way.
07:53Good.
07:57Good.
08:25I don't know.
08:32Leave me alone, Berkeley. This is stalking. Oh, hey, truth.
08:37Get in. I'll fill you in as we drive. Home, James.
08:42Carl, Zero. Zero, Carl.
08:45Sup?
08:45Carl here is opening a garage around the corner. I told him you're the man to speak to when it
08:50comes to electronics.
08:52Actually, I'm the only man to speak to. Grade A tip-top genius. That's me.
08:59You should drop by the shop sometime.
09:01Okay. We here.
09:07A week of hard work, and we'll transform this place.
09:11Hey, Caesar! Come over here!
09:14Sup, B?
09:15Caesar. This Jethro, Dwayne, and Zero.
09:18Hey, man.
09:19Dude.
09:20Salutations, my sibling.
09:22Order a little. Let's get to work.
09:24Hey! Hey, Carl, look. I think I found a way for us to get paid.
09:28I ain't going to no college to study no account.
09:30No, idiot. Property.
09:33Decorating ain't exactly my thing either.
09:35No, property development. Look, you buy a dump like this, fix it up, and sell it.
09:40Or better yet, you turn the property into a business. The snowball gets bigger.
09:44I don't know, sis. This all sound big time to me.
09:47Look, Carl, this place is going to get on its feet, and when it does, we are going to have
09:51money.
09:51If you want to make something of yourself, you got to let your money work for you.
09:57Look, I wouldn't even know where to start.
09:59Look, you two concentrate on the garage and let me work the property thing, okay?
10:04Yeah, that's my baby girl right there, hones.
10:07Man, you chose her. I'm stuck with her.
10:11Man, you just said.
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