00:01Settle those nerves.
00:02The last thing I want is to be tits at the altar.
00:04The last thing I want is to be distracted because I have to pee.
00:08Damn it!
00:17How's the bride?
00:18Cool and collected.
00:19How's my brother?
00:21Uh, he tried to run, so I tied him up.
00:23Freaky.
00:28Rose?
00:31Rose!
00:32Oh no!
00:35Rose, you broke his heart in college.
00:37Does he love her?
00:38No.
00:39I don't think so.
00:40I think they just got bored this morning and said before our wedding.
00:42Does he love her like...
00:44Holy sh...
00:46It's probably best if he doesn't see you.
00:51Did he see you?
00:52Hey, Ryan.
00:56Why are you here?
00:57I love you. What kind of cake did you get?
00:58Rose.
00:58Okay, here's the thing.
01:00I am and I was so in love with you.
01:03Love is patient.
01:04Love is kind.
01:05Love comes into the last possible second to ruin other people's happiness.
01:08Love is five girls in one weekend!
01:09That was a good weekend!
01:12Why would you slap me?
01:13You know that's my thing.
01:15You are a sleazeball!
01:16My little sister's here!
01:17You didn't sleep with her, did you?
01:22Since we're confessing things...
01:23I'm gonna kill you!
01:25She came onto me!
01:26Your sister is sexually aggressive!
01:28I thought of you the whole time!
01:32That did not go as expected.
01:33I'm sorry, I need therapy!
01:36Your fantasy's running off the girl who broke your heart in college.
01:39You don't need a fantasy.
01:41You have a reality.
01:42If you let her ruin what you have, you are dumber than I ever would have thought.
01:47I want to celebrate all night!
01:50Hello.
01:51Oh, sorry.
01:53Can I help you?
01:54I told you weddings would be fun.
01:57I want you to do what makes you happy.
02:00Maybe it could be with me.
02:04I just want to celebrate all night!
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