00:00The U.S. has failed to qualify for the World Cup three times in a row.
00:03Three clubs have gone bankrupt.
00:05The federal government and U.S. soccer have formed a rescue task force
00:08to bring superstar Ethan Royce's back at any cost.
00:11According to the New York Times, he's not just playing for a club,
00:14he's carrying a whole nation's hope.
00:16Honey, where are you now?
00:17Two miles away. No practice today, the savior of American soccer.
00:20Don't blame me, darling. If not for you, we'd be in Europe right now.
00:24You know I'm useless without you.
00:25Victor's on his way to get you. He'll be there soon.
00:27Okay, honey.
00:29Move it, motherfucker! So damn slow!
00:32If I'm late picking up Ethan's wife, you're dead!
00:40Damn it! What trash dares block my way?
00:44If I'm late picking up Ethan's woman, the whole U.S. team loses the title!
00:47This junker ahead worth my time?
00:50Right. Teach that bitch a lesson.
00:57What the hell, man?
00:58Bitch, the fuck kind of driving was that?
01:03Traffic's jammed up ahead. I can't go any faster.
01:05You know whose road you're blocking? I'm a New York soccer player.
01:08You think you can afford delaying my practice?
01:10New York soccer? Isn't that the club Ethan just joined?
01:13This guy, he's a teammate too?
01:14Sorry for delaying your practice, sir.
01:16As soon as the car ahead moves, I'll get right out of your way.
01:19I promise I won't hold you up, okay?
01:22You want me to wait here with you?
01:24Do you have any fucking idea how much my time is worth?
01:27Since you won't move, I'll move you.
01:32Stop! You wrecked my car!
01:36What trash stares block me?
01:38I'll smash this junk car, so what?
01:40My team's gonna be champs.
01:41Even if I run your pathetic car over right now,
01:44my club will clean up my mess.
01:54Ethan, tough workout today. How are you feeling?
01:57You still haven't picked up my wife yet?
01:59I told you, if not for my wife convincing me,
02:01you couldn't pay me enough to come here.
02:03Yes, yes.
02:03The entire soccer association is eternally grateful
02:06for Mrs. Royce's vision.
02:08Thanks to her, we got you back.
02:09We've sent someone to pick her up.
02:10She'll be here soon.
02:14How can you hit me?
02:16Hit you?
02:16So what if I hit you?
02:18I'll do it again.
02:22Who is it?
02:23Victor, have you picked up Clara yet?
02:25I'm already on my way to pick up Mrs. Royce.
02:28I'm gonna bring her to you in one piece, I promise.
02:30Hear that?
02:32Move your car now, I ain't got time for your game.
02:34Traffic's jammed, I can't move.
02:35You rear-ended me?
02:36I'm calling the cops.
02:37Cops!
02:38Our team's America's savior, Ethan's team.
02:40You think cops will side with you?
02:42Bitch, take this fucking cash and buy yourself a coffin.
02:44Now get the fuck out of here.
02:46If I'm late for that man's orders,
02:47I'll run your ass over.
02:49Get away!
02:51You fuck!
02:54Insurance hasn't come yet, you can't leave.
03:00What's that?
03:03That's...
03:04This is the World Cup 3 ramp badge.
03:07Only Ethan has one in all of America.
03:09How do you have this?
03:10What's your connection to Ethan?
03:12It's my husband's.
03:13Give it back.
03:14Your husband?
03:21You're one of those sick stalker fans from the club.
03:24How dare you try to pass yourself off as Ethan's wife?
03:27Look at your raggedy clothes.
03:28Can't even afford decent gear
03:29and you fantasize about being a superstar's wife?
03:32You make me sick.
03:33Ethan's still waiting.
03:35I can't waste more time.
03:36Sir, sorry.
03:37My bad.
03:38My husband's waiting.
03:39I gotta go.
03:40Wait.
03:40She said her husband's waiting.
03:42Could she be...
03:48So funny.
03:49Ethan's America's savior, stalker's hope.
03:52How could he marry you?
03:53She's still lying.
03:54Still lying?
03:56Our New York club's got Ethan now.
03:58We'll win.
03:59Even if I beat you to death right now,
04:01the club's got my back.
04:02Get it?
04:03No, not lying.
04:03You rear-acted me.
04:05And you're hitting people.
04:07Let go.
04:08Honey, dealing with stalkers, yelling's useless.
04:12Playing superstar's wife?
04:14You just want a star player to make you somebody, right?
04:17Strip.
04:18Let's see what hooks men.
04:19Let go.
04:22This is what happens when you impersonate a superstar's wife.
04:26Victor's his teammate.
04:27You can fool others, not him.
04:30I'll expose you.
04:32Today, even God can't save you.
04:34Still acting while calling someone?
04:36Come look!
04:37There's a psycho stalker here pretending to be a superstar's wife.
04:42The line is busy right now.
04:44Please try again later.
04:45Still acting for the air?
04:47Some stalker who got a three-peat badge from God knows where?
04:50Really think you got club connection?
04:51Give it back!
04:53Come get it, then.
04:54My husband's on the team, too.
04:56You can't do this!
04:58Act!
04:58Still acting!
05:00My husband is Ethan Royus.
05:04Still lying?
05:05You got some serious delusions.
05:07You're saying the superstar who saved American soccer is your husband?
05:10Did I hear that right?
05:11You heard right.
05:13My husband is him.
05:14Victor, you hear that?
05:17Look in a mirror the way you look.
05:19You think you can mention soccer star Ethan?
05:22You're lying!
05:23Ethan's the nation's hero.
05:24His wife would dress like you, head to toe under 50 bucks?
05:27If she doesn't get a lesson, she won't wake up.
05:29Even if I beat you to death, I'm still a champ team player.
05:33Will your so-called husband come save you?
05:42I'll smash your car today!
05:44Let's see you keep acting!
05:45No.
05:47This is Ethan's wedding gift to me.
05:49Bullshit!
05:49Ethan's America's superstar.
05:51Why'd he gift you this junk?
05:52This beat-up car?
05:53I'll smash it if I want.
05:54It's all true.
05:55He really gave it to me.
05:56Don't come closer.
05:57Don't listen to her, Victor.
05:59You're the champ team player.
06:00She's still lying.
06:01But he lets you do whatever?
06:02You drive a New York club car, get a fat paycheck just to act like a thug bullying people on
06:06the street?
06:07I'm New York soccer club's core starter, Ethan's teammate.
06:09We'll be America's champs.
06:11Who the hell are you to call me out?
06:23Clara's not here yet.
06:25Something wrong?
06:26I better check.
06:32Not screaming anymore?
06:33Not screaming anymore?
