00:07A man was stabbed to death early this morning, marking the city's first homicide of the year.
00:14Now to Hank.
00:15Investigators say it happened at 3 a.m. in the man's apartment, and they have yet to identify a suspect.
00:22The man, Tyler Tillman, was a student at Blakeman University.
00:26He was the most beautiful man ever to be alive.
00:30I truly love that man to an extent that I can't even verify in poetry.
00:34What an incredible man, and he has done wonders for my family every day.
00:39His eyes are like a pool of stars that I stare into quite frequently.
00:43He gives me a list of funerals I should often attend, and I go to every single one of them,
00:48because I know the eulogies will be bangers.
00:50Well, not to brag, but I've been to 2,740 of those funerals.
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