3
Welcome to a world of unforgettable drama movies where every story is filled with love, romance, suspense, and unexpected surprises.
Watch full-length drama films featuring powerful business leaders, hidden identities, family secrets, impossible love stories, revenge, and inspiring personal journeys. Every movie delivers engaging storytelling and memorable characters.
Enjoy high-quality drama entertainment with English subtitles and discover new trending stories uploaded on a regular basis.
#FullDrama #DramaMovies #LoveDrama #RomanceMovie #CEO #Billionaire #AsianMovies #Trending #DramaChannel #MovieLovers
Watch full-length drama films featuring powerful business leaders, hidden identities, family secrets, impossible love stories, revenge, and inspiring personal journeys. Every movie delivers engaging storytelling and memorable characters.
Enjoy high-quality drama entertainment with English subtitles and discover new trending stories uploaded on a regular basis.
#FullDrama #DramaMovies #LoveDrama #RomanceMovie #CEO #Billionaire #AsianMovies #Trending #DramaChannel #MovieLovers
Category
🤖
TechTranscript
00:00:12Let go of the president!
00:00:15Hand over the nuclear codes, or I stick this down your-
00:00:19Hey! Who's hungry for some fried calamari?
00:00:26It's Commander Z, leader of the Zenrath League!
00:00:32S'up! How's your grandpa doing, Amelia? The last time I saved him?
00:00:37Shoot him!
00:00:58Let's get this over with. I have a thing later.
00:01:04Let's get this over with. I have a thing later.
00:01:30Don't worry, buddy. I know a really good tailor.
00:01:39You've done it again, Commander Z! It took the FBI five years fighting these alien terrorists, but it only took
00:01:46you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take him out!
00:01:51I told you I have a thing later, sir.
00:01:53Please, let me honor you with a public announcement-
00:01:56Whoa, sir, with all due respect.
00:01:59I just want to live my life.
00:02:16As a normal high school senior.
00:02:20Sir! Your tux!
00:02:24Fuck! I'm gonna be late for our date!
00:02:27Ivy's gonna be real mad!
00:02:28And your flowers!
00:02:31Thanks, Alphonse, but I'm gonna need more than this.
00:02:34Help me get her a good apology present.
00:02:36Something fancy, okay?
00:02:39Another gift?
00:02:40Another gift? But you just secretly got her into Zenith Lee.
00:02:48Whoa!
00:02:49Watch it!
00:02:50Hey, I know you like what you're seeing, but maybe buy the lady a drink first?
00:02:59Wait, you're Catgirl Kimi.
00:03:02Newly melted rank S. Superhero-man?
00:03:05I know, you fanboys want my autograph.
00:03:08Sorry to disappoint, but I have a girlfriend already.
00:03:11She's the only superhero for me.
00:03:13Oh, good, because I don't have time to chit-chat with nerds.
00:03:16You can run along to your girlfriend while I go save the president.
00:03:19Don't sweat it, I already took care of the alien.
00:03:22Wait, took care of the alien? You?
00:03:25Named Zeno.
00:03:28That's the next wave of enemies!
00:03:30Wait, I should tell you, there's only one way to kill them.
00:03:32Who do you think I am? I'm Catgirl, Bird's natural predator!
00:03:35Not those guys. Their feathered coats are made of a special metal. It's impenetrable. Go for the inside of their
00:03:40beaks.
00:03:41And how would you know? What whatever? Who is he to tell me how to fight?
00:03:52Phew, made it!
00:03:57Why is there a party here? Ivy? Hey, anyone seen Ivy?
00:04:05Ivy, I brought you flowers for our dating anniversary, and...
00:04:10I'm glad you made it, Zeno. This is my breakup party, because I'm dumping you.
00:04:15Breaking up? We just hit our two-
00:04:17You missed the entire half of the school year! I know, you're bland and you blend in!
00:04:22Hang on, I'm bland? What? You've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something?
00:04:27But you're utterly foreforgettable now! And that's embarrassing me!
00:04:31Seriously? Simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention. He doesn't even try.
00:04:37Guess he's a failure at that, too.
00:04:39Excuse me, though I'm enjoying the sweet talk. This is between me and my girlfriend.
00:04:44Stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer, Zeno!
00:04:48And how would you know that?
00:04:50Because I'm...
00:04:51Gonna be the new face of Zenith League!
00:04:55I was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world.
00:04:59As for you, class rankings came out already. Haven't you seen them?
00:05:03You missed so much of mercenary school. You missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues.
00:05:09Your lowest of the lows? Rank Z!
00:05:12And you know Zenith League only takes rank A's and above. I can't be seen with you like this.
00:05:22They're asking me, Commander Z of the entire league, to try out for my own team?
00:05:28You don't understand. Would King Kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug?
00:05:33I thought so. Look closely. I only score so low, so that you, Ivy, don't have to feel so bad
00:05:41about coming in last place.
00:05:42I didn't ask you to do those things! Quit trying to guilt trip me!
00:05:46I bet even if your parents were alive, they'd ditch you for a more gifted son, too!
00:06:02I'd kill you just for fun. But why waste time on a maggot like you?
00:06:07I won't let you get away with it!
00:06:14That was the day I unlocked my powers. And that was when I promised to never let another child go
00:06:19through the same hell I did.
00:06:21My parents died protecting this world. Don't sully their memories.
00:06:26Or what? And too bad you didn't inherit your parents' super genes, otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser!
00:06:32Whatever, Xenon. You can stay at the bottom because I've upgraded for someone better.
00:06:38Someone who can actually take me to high places!
00:06:42Hey, what's up, nerd?
00:06:54You cheated on me, Ivy?
00:06:57Brad has super strength in his rank A. Zenith League just accepted him. He's my real hero!
00:07:03Oh my gosh, his superhero name is The Boulder. How cool is that?
00:07:07And you're just a powerless weakling, born to be a loser. Ah, baby, I'm so sore from benching 500 today.
00:07:13Aw, I'll massage them for you.
00:07:15Looks like I gained another power. Invisibility.
00:07:18Ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you. Because guess what?
00:07:21Zenith League is starting an all-girls special team. And Ivy is going to be on it!
00:07:26That's right! It's led by the drop-dead gorgeous Catgirl Kimi, and I'm the newest member!
00:07:31Oh, I'm so excited! Why aren't you applauding?
00:07:34You should be happy I'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend!
00:07:39That's because I was the one who got you in.
00:07:48That Xeno guy was right about Birdman's weakness. I could have died if it weren't for his intel.
00:07:54Whoever he is, I must find him.
00:07:59You got me into Zenith League? Oh, it's almost cute! His vocab is so limited,
00:08:05he doesn't even know the meaning of Zenith League.
00:08:07I'm Commander Z, the creator and literal definition of Zenith League.
00:08:12Yeah, even I know Zenith means top of the top.
00:08:15What are those glasses for, anyways?
00:08:18Keep your mediocrity away from me.
00:08:20Don't be an idiot, Xeno. You don't even have powers.
00:08:24I only got into Zenith League, all thanks to Brad. His dad is the headhunter.
00:08:29I see how it is. Your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed.
00:08:33And to think I was going to take you to the top with me. Not anymore.
00:08:35I know you're sensitive, and I broke your fragile little heart. But let's face it,
00:08:40there's no future with you.
00:08:41That's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground.
00:08:44Too bad. This glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
00:08:48when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade.
00:08:52I'll show you who's a downgrade!
00:08:55UGH!
00:09:10I made a promise to my parents that I was only going to use my powers for good,
00:09:13not petty fights.
00:09:21Nobody's ever deflected my punch before, much less catch it! How did he-
00:09:25Oh, he's so big and strong! They don't call Brad the boulder for nothing!
00:09:30You fools are made for each other.
00:09:32Xeno, even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers.
00:09:37I'm sorry for you.
00:09:39You can save the pity for yourself.
00:09:40You know what? This guy's ruined the whole party!
00:09:42I've got a bigger bachelor pod, let's head over there!
00:09:44Yeah!
00:09:44Here's a lesson before I leave you in the dust, Xeno.
00:09:47Love is for fairy tales. Even I know that.
00:09:52A loser. So that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me, huh?
00:09:55Well, joke's on her.
00:10:00Cause from where I stand, I see a hero.
00:10:14That's thanks for helping me take down the enemy.
00:10:17Oh, you mean the pigeon guys?
00:10:20Thought you said you had him in the bag. Miss Rank S.
00:10:25I didn't. A good cat admits when she's met her better half.
00:10:28Guess you're not just some nerd. You'd be an asset to Xenarith League.
00:10:32How about you become our battle tactician?
00:10:35Is that an invite? To my own superhero league?
00:10:40It is! Tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits!
00:10:43Your ex-girlfriend will be there too. I can tell everyone you're my boyfriend!
00:10:47Help you get back at her.
00:10:48I went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds. That's a little fast. I have to think about
00:10:53it.
00:10:54I live life on the edge. Bottoms up, boo!
00:10:57This is a good chance to see what my team is actually like. I'll stay undercover for this.
00:11:05First training day is like frat rush. You'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents,
00:11:09but I bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes. If they're actually any good then they won't need
00:11:14my help.
00:11:14Oh, you'll be surprised. You go in there first, I'm gonna change. I'll be back in a moment to introduce
00:11:18you.
00:11:26First training day! I'm ready to shoot up some new recruits!
00:11:31Again? You nearly killed everyone in our last batch. And a bunch of villagers too. Maybe save some fun for
00:11:36me this time, huh?
00:11:38What the hell? I created Zenith League so the world's best superheroes can fight crime and evil together, not torment
00:11:44civilians.
00:11:48Oh my gosh! Zenith League even upgraded my weapon for me! Personally delivered by cat girl Kimi's sidekick too! And
00:11:57it's all thanks to you for recommending me, Brad.
00:12:05Butts up, towel boy!
00:12:09Wait, what? Good dodge, kid. Maybe one day you can be like us.
00:12:15Now go wash my dirty laundry. They think I'm just a towel boy.
00:12:20This ought to be fun. Brad, I want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day!
00:12:24Oh yeah? You want to get whooped again?
00:12:29This what you superheroes do all day? Getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles?
00:12:37Zeno, what the hell are you doing here? This is only for Zenith League superheroes and recruits!
00:12:41Your technique's all wrong. You gotta engage your toes. Oh, and never underestimate pinky power.
00:12:47Who's this weak-looking twig? Ignore him. He's just a powerless loser from mercenary school. Came in
00:12:52dead last in class. Zero powers. I can't believe it, Brad! He's so desperate! He's stalking me now!
00:12:57That's so creepy! Ivy, aren't you just a new recruit? Don't talk like you own the place.
00:13:03Or I may have to humble you. You beat us? Dude, did I hit you too hard on the head
00:13:09last time? You
00:13:10fucking lost it! You're like a helpless puppy on the streets, begging for attention. You're the one
00:13:16who's all bark and no bite. This isn't a challenge for me, because beating you guys would be like
00:13:20squashing ant. That's it, four eyes. You can only read about how to fight in a textbook, but I've got
00:13:26real combat experience. So let me show you what makes me a real man. Or maybe I'll teach you a
00:13:37lesson in humility.
00:13:52Let go of the president! Hand over the nuclear codes, or I stick this down your-
00:14:00Hey! Who's hungry for some fried calamari?
00:14:06It's Commander Z, leader of the Zenrith League!
00:14:13Sup? How's your grandpa doing, Amelia? The last time I saved him?
00:14:18Shoot him!
00:14:32Shoot him!
00:14:39Let's get this over with. I have a thing later.
00:14:51I'll probably get this over with. I have a thing later.
00:15:00I'll probably get this over with. I'll have a thing later.
00:15:10Don't worry, buddy.
00:15:11I know a really good tailor.
00:15:19You've done it again, Commander Z.
00:15:22It took the FBI five years fighting these alien terrorists,
00:15:25but it only took you five months undercover to find them
00:15:29and just five minutes to take them out.
00:15:31I told you I have a thing later, sir.
00:15:34Please, let me honor you with a public announcement.
00:15:36Whoa, sir, with all due respect.
00:15:40I just want to live my life.
00:15:57As a normal high school senior,
00:16:01sir, your tux.
00:16:04Fuck, I'm going to be late for our date.
00:16:07Ivy's going to be real mad.
00:16:09And your flowers.
00:16:12Thanks, Alphonse, but I'm going to need more than this.
00:16:14Help me get her a good apology present.
00:16:17Something fancy, okay?
00:16:19Another gift?
00:16:20But you just secretly got her into Zenith Lee.
00:16:28Whoa!
00:16:29Watch it!
00:16:31Hey, I know you like what you're seeing,
00:16:33but maybe buy the lady a drink first?
00:16:40Wait, you're cat girl Kimi.
00:16:42Newly melted rank S superhero man?
00:16:45I know, you fanboys want my autograph.
00:16:49Sorry to disappoint, but I have a girlfriend already.
00:16:52She's the only superhero for me.
00:16:54Oh, good, because I don't have time to chit-chat with nerds.
00:16:56You can run along to your girlfriend while I go save the president.
00:16:59Don't sweat it, I already took care of the alien.
00:17:02Wait, took care of the alien?
00:17:05You?
00:17:06Name's Zeno.
00:17:08That's the next wave of enemies.
00:17:10Wait, I should tell you, there's only one way to kill them.
00:17:13Who do you think I am?
00:17:14I'm cat girl, bird's natural predator.
00:17:15Not those guys.
00:17:16Their feathered coats are made of a special metal.
00:17:18It's impenetrable.
00:17:19Go for the inside of their beaks.
00:17:21And how would you know?
00:17:23What, whatever.
00:17:24Who is he to tell me how to fight?
00:17:32Phew, made it.
00:17:34Right on time.
00:17:38Why is there a party here?
00:17:40Ivy?
00:17:42Hey, anyone seen Ivy?
00:17:45Ivy, I brought you flowers for our dating anniversary, and...
00:17:50I'm glad you made it, Zeno.
00:17:51This is my breakup party, because I'm dumping you.
00:17:55Breaking up?
00:17:56We just hit our two...
00:17:58You missed the entire half of the school year.
00:18:00I know, you're bland and you blend in.
00:18:02Hang on, I'm bland?
00:18:03What?
00:18:04You've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something?
00:18:07But you're utterly foreforgettable now.
00:18:10And that's embarrassing me.
00:18:12Seriously?
00:18:12Simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention.
00:18:16He doesn't even try.
00:18:17Guess he's a failure at that, too.
00:18:19Excuse me, though I'm enjoying the sweet talk.
00:18:21This is between me and my girlfriend.
00:18:24Stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer, Zeno!
00:18:29And how would you know that?
00:18:30Because I'm...
00:18:31Gonna be the new face of Zenith League!
00:18:35I was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world.
00:18:39As for you, class rankings came out already.
00:18:42Haven't you seen them?
00:18:44You missed so much of Mercenary School.
00:18:46You missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues.
00:18:49You're lowest of the lows.
00:18:51Rank Z.
00:18:52And you know Zenith League only takes rank A's and above.
00:18:55I can't be seen with you like this.
00:19:02They're asking me, Commander Z of the entire league, to try out for my own team?
00:19:08You don't understand.
00:19:09Would King Kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug?
00:19:13I thought so.
00:19:15Look closely.
00:19:16I only score so low, so that you, Ivy, don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place.
00:19:22I didn't ask you to do those things!
00:19:25Quit trying to guilt trip me!
00:19:27I bet even if your parents were alive, they'd ditch you for a more gifted son, too!
00:19:43I'd kill you just for fun.
00:19:45But why waste time on a maggot like you?
00:19:47I won't let you get away with it!
00:19:54That was the day I unlocked my powers.
00:19:57And that was when I promised to never let another child go through the same hell I did.
00:20:02My parents died protecting this world.
00:20:05Don't sully their memories.
00:20:06Or what?
00:20:08And too bad you didn't inherit your parents' super genes.
00:20:11Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a loser!
00:20:13Whatever, Xenon.
00:20:14You can stay at the bottom because I've upgraded for someone better.
00:20:18Someone who can actually take me to high places!
00:20:23Hey, what's up, nerd?
00:20:34You cheated on me, Ivy?
00:20:38Brad has super strength in his rank A.
00:20:40Xenith League just accepted him.
00:20:42He's my real hero.
00:20:44Oh my gosh, his superhero name is The Boulder.
00:20:46How cool is that?
00:20:47And you're just a powerless weakling.
00:20:49Born to be a loser.
00:20:51Ah, baby.
00:20:52I'm so sore from benching 500 today.
00:20:54Aw, I'll massage them for you.
00:20:55Looks like I gained another power.
00:20:57Invisibility.
00:20:58Ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you.
00:21:00Because guess what?
00:21:02Xenith League is starting an all-girls special team.
00:21:04And Ivy is going to be on it.
00:21:06That's right!
00:21:07It's led by the drop-dead gorgeous Catgirl Kimi.
00:21:10And I'm the newest member.
00:21:12Oh, I'm so excited!
00:21:13Why aren't you applauding?
00:21:15You should be happy I'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend.
00:21:19That's because I was the one who got you in.
00:21:28That Xeno guy was right about Birdman's weakness.
00:21:31I could have died if it weren't for his intel.
00:21:35Whoever he is, I must find him.
00:21:40You!
00:21:40Got me into Xenith League?
00:21:42Oh, it's almost cute!
00:21:44His vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the meaning of Xenith League.
00:21:47I'm Commander Z, the creator and literal definition of Xenith League.
00:21:52Yeah, even I know Xenith means top of the top.
00:21:56What are those glasses for, anyways?
00:21:58Keep your mediocrity away from me.
00:22:00Don't be an idiot, Xeno.
00:22:02You don't even have powers.
00:22:04I only got into Xenic League, all thanks to Brad.
00:22:07His dad is the headhunter.
00:22:09I see how it is.
00:22:10Your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed.
00:22:13And to think I was going to take you to the top with me.
00:22:15Not anymore.
00:22:16I know you're sensitive, and I broke your fragile little heart.
00:22:19But let's face it, there's no future with you.
00:22:22That's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground.
00:22:24Too bad.
00:22:25This glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
00:22:28when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade.
00:22:32I'll show you who's a downgrade!
00:22:35Ugh!
00:22:50I made a promise to my parents that I was only going to use my powers for good, not petty
00:22:54fights.
00:23:01Nobody's ever deflected my punch before, much less catch it!
00:23:04How did he-
00:23:05Oh, he's so big and strong!
00:23:08They don't call Brad the boulder for nothing!
00:23:10You fools are made for each other.
00:23:12Xeno, even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers.
00:23:17I'm sorry for you.
00:23:19You can save the pity for yourself.
00:23:21You know what?
00:23:21This guy's ruined the whole party!
00:23:22I've got a bigger bachelor pod, let's head over there!
00:23:25Here's a lesson before I leave you in the dust, Xeno.
00:23:27Love is for fairy tales.
00:23:29Even I know that.
00:23:32A loser.
00:23:34So that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me, huh?
00:23:36Well, joke's on her.
00:23:41Cause from where I stand, I see a hero.
00:23:54That's thanks for helping me take down the enemy.
00:23:57Oh, you mean the pigeon guys?
00:24:00Thought you said you had them in the bag.
00:24:02Miss Rank S.
00:24:05I didn't.
00:24:06A good cat admits when she's met her better half.
00:24:08Guess you're not just some nerd.
00:24:10You'd be an asset to Xenarith League.
00:24:12How about you become our battle tactician?
00:24:15Is that an invite?
00:24:17To my own superhero league?
00:24:20It is!
00:24:21Tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits!
00:24:23Your ex-girlfriend will be there too.
00:24:25I can tell everyone you're my boyfriend!
00:24:27Help you get back at her.
00:24:29I went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds.
00:24:32That's a little fast.
00:24:33I have to think about it.
00:24:34I live life on the edge.
00:24:35Bottoms up, boo!
00:24:38This is a good chance to see what my team is actually like.
00:24:40I'll stay undercover for this.
00:24:45First training day is like frat rush.
00:24:48You'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents,
00:24:49but I bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes.
00:24:52If they're actually any good, then they won't need my help.
00:24:54Oh, you'll be surprised.
00:24:56You go in there first, I'm gonna change.
00:24:57I'll be back in a moment to introduce you.
00:25:07First training day!
00:25:08I'm ready to shoot up some new recruits!
00:25:11Again?
00:25:12You nearly killed everyone in our last batch.
00:25:14And a bunch of villagers too.
00:25:15Maybe save some fun for me this time, huh?
00:25:18What the hell?
00:25:19I created Zenith League so the world's best superheroes
00:25:22can fight crime and evil together,
00:25:24not torment civilians.
00:25:29Oh my gosh!
00:25:31Zenith League even upgraded my weapon for me!
00:25:34Personally delivered by catgirl Kimi's sidekick too!
00:25:36And it's all thanks to you for recommending me, Brad.
00:25:45Butts up, towel boy!
00:25:50Wait, what?
00:25:51Good dodge, kid.
00:25:52Maybe one day you can be like us.
00:25:55Now go wash my dirty laundry.
00:25:57They think I'm just a towel boy.
00:26:00This ought to be fun.
00:26:01Brad!
00:26:02I want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day!
00:26:04Oh yeah?
00:26:05You want to get whooped again?
00:26:08Ah!
00:26:10This what you superheroes do all day?
00:26:12Getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles?
00:26:17Xeno, what the hell are you doing here?
00:26:19This is only for Zenith League superheroes and recruits!
00:26:22Your technique's all wrong.
00:26:23You gotta engage your toes.
00:26:24Oh, and never underestimate pinky power.
00:26:28Who's this weak-looking twig?
00:26:29Ignore him.
00:26:30He's just a powerless loser from mercenary school.
00:26:32Came in dead last in class.
00:26:33Zero powers.
00:26:34I can't believe it, Brad!
00:26:35He's so desperate!
00:26:36He's stalking me now!
00:26:37That's so creepy!
00:26:39Ivy, aren't you just a new recruit?
00:26:40Don't talk like you own the place.
00:26:43Or I may have to humble you.
00:26:46You beat us?!
00:26:47Dude, did I hit you too hard on the head last time?
00:26:50You fucking lost it!
00:26:53You're like a helpless puppy on the streets,
00:26:55begging for attention.
00:26:56You're the one who's all bark and no bite.
00:26:58This isn't a challenge for me,
00:27:00because beating you guys would be like squashing Ant.
00:27:02That's it, four eyes.
00:27:03You can only read about how to fight in a textbook,
00:27:05but I've got real combat experience!
00:27:13So let me show you what makes me a real man!
00:27:15Or maybe I'll teach you a lesson in humility.
00:27:32Let go of the president!
00:27:35Hand over the nuclear codes,
00:27:38or I stick this down your-
00:27:40Who's hungry for some fried calamari?
00:27:46It's Commander Z, leader of the Zenrith League!
00:27:53Sup?
00:27:54How's your grandpa doing, Amelia?
00:27:56The last time I saved him?
00:27:58Shoot him!
00:28:19Let's get this over with.
00:28:20I have a thing later.
00:28:28Let's get this over with.
00:28:50Don't worry, buddy.
00:28:51I know a really good Taylor.
00:29:00You've done it again, Commander Z!
00:29:02It took the FBI five years
00:29:04fighting these alien terrorists,
00:29:05but it only took you five months
00:29:07undercover
00:29:08to find them
00:29:09and just five minutes
00:29:10to take him out!
00:29:12Told you I have a thing later, sir.
00:29:13Please.
00:29:14Let me honor you
00:29:15with a public announcement-
00:29:16Whoa, sir,
00:29:17with all due respect.
00:29:20I just want to live my life.
00:29:37As a normal high school senior.
00:29:41Sir!
00:29:42Your tux!
00:29:45Fuck.
00:29:45I'm going to be late for our date.
00:29:48Ivy's going to be real mad.
00:29:49And your flowers!
00:29:52Thanks, Alphonse,
00:29:53but I'm going to need more than this.
00:29:54Help me get her
00:29:55a good apology present.
00:29:57Something fancy, okay?
00:30:00Another gift?
00:30:01But you just secretly
00:30:02got her into Zenith League.
00:30:09Whoa!
00:30:10Watch it!
00:30:11Hey, I know you like
00:30:12what you're seeing,
00:30:13but maybe buy the lady
00:30:14a drink first?
00:30:20Wait!
00:30:21Your cat girl, Kimi!
00:30:22Newly-milted rank-esque
00:30:24superhero-man?
00:30:25I know,
00:30:26you fanboys
00:30:27want my autograph.
00:30:29Sorry to disappoint,
00:30:30but I have a girlfriend already.
00:30:32She's the only superhero for me.
00:30:34Oh, good.
00:30:35Because I don't have time
00:30:36to chit-chat with nerds.
00:30:37You can run along
00:30:37to your girlfriend
00:30:38while I go save the president.
00:30:40Don't sweat it.
00:30:41I already took care
00:30:42of the alien.
00:30:43Wait!
00:30:43Took care of the alien?
00:30:45You?
00:30:46Name's Zeno.
00:30:49That's the next wave of enemies.
00:30:50Wait!
00:30:51I should tell you,
00:30:52there's only one way
00:30:52to kill them.
00:30:53Who do you think I am?
00:30:54I'm Cat Girl,
00:30:55Bird's natural predator.
00:30:56Not those guys.
00:30:56Their feathered coats
00:30:57are made of a special metal.
00:30:59It's impenetrable.
00:31:00Go for the inside
00:31:00of their beaks.
00:31:01And how would you know?
00:31:03What whatever?
00:31:04Who is he
00:31:05to tell me how to fight?
00:31:12Phew!
00:31:13Made it!
00:31:14Right on time.
00:31:18Why's there a party here?
00:31:21Ivy?
00:31:22Hey, anyone seen Ivy?
00:31:26Ivy, I brought you flowers
00:31:27for our dating anniversary,
00:31:29and...
00:31:29Oh!
00:31:30I'm glad you made it, Zeno.
00:31:32This is my breakup party,
00:31:33because I'm dumping you.
00:31:36Breaking up?
00:31:37We just hit our two...
00:31:38You missed the entire
00:31:39half of the school year.
00:31:40I know!
00:31:41You're bland,
00:31:41and you blend in.
00:31:42Hang on,
00:31:43I'm bland?
00:31:44What?
00:31:45You've been mixing
00:31:45sriracha with bees
00:31:46in your drink or something?
00:31:48But you're utterly
00:31:49foreforgettable now,
00:31:50and that's embarrassing me.
00:31:52Seriously?
00:31:53Simps are supposed to try
00:31:54extra hard for your attention.
00:31:56He doesn't even try.
00:31:57Guess he's a failure
00:31:58at that, too.
00:31:59Excuse me,
00:32:00though I'm enjoying
00:32:01the sweet talk.
00:32:02This is between me
00:32:03and my girlfriend.
00:32:04Stop pretending
00:32:05like you can even
00:32:06protect me
00:32:07or have anything
00:32:07to offer, Zeno!
00:32:09And how would you know that?
00:32:11Because I'm...
00:32:12Gonna be the new face
00:32:13of Zenith Lake!
00:32:15I was just recruited
00:32:16by the number one
00:32:17superhero league
00:32:18in the world.
00:32:19As for you,
00:32:21class rankings
00:32:22came out already.
00:32:23Haven't you seen them?
00:32:24You missed so much
00:32:25of mercenary school.
00:32:26You missed all the trials
00:32:27to get into
00:32:28the superhero league.
00:32:29Your lowest of the lows?
00:32:31Rank Z!
00:32:33And you know
00:32:33Zenith League
00:32:34only takes rank A's
00:32:35and above.
00:32:35I can't be seen
00:32:36with you like this.
00:32:42They're asking me,
00:32:44Commander Z of the
00:32:45entire league,
00:32:45to try out
00:32:46for my own team?
00:32:48You don't understand.
00:32:50Would King Kong
00:32:50go to school
00:32:51just to prove
00:32:51he can squash
00:32:52a tiny little bug?
00:32:54I thought so.
00:32:55Look closely.
00:32:56I only score so low
00:32:58so that you,
00:32:59Ivy,
00:33:00don't have to feel
00:33:01so bad
00:33:01about coming in
00:33:02last place.
00:33:03I didn't ask you
00:33:04to do those things.
00:33:05Quit trying to
00:33:06guilt trip me.
00:33:07I bet even if
00:33:08your parents were alive,
00:33:09they'd ditch you
00:33:10for a more gifted
00:33:10son, too!
00:33:17Maaaat!
00:33:18Da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:33:23I'd kill you
00:33:24just for fun.
00:33:25But why waste time
00:33:26on a maggot like you?
00:33:28I won't let you
00:33:29get away with it!
00:33:34That was the day
00:33:35I unlocked my powers.
00:33:37And that was when
00:33:38I promised to never
00:33:39let another child
00:33:40go through the same
00:33:41hell I did.
00:33:42My parents died
00:33:43protecting this world.
00:33:45Don't sully
00:33:46their memories.
00:33:47Or what?
00:33:48And too bad
00:33:48you didn't inherit
00:33:49your parents' super genes.
00:33:51Otherwise,
00:33:51you wouldn't be
00:33:52such a loser!
00:33:53Whatever, Xenon.
00:33:54You can stay
00:33:55at the bottom
00:33:56because I've upgraded
00:33:57for someone better.
00:33:58Someone who can
00:33:59actually take me
00:34:00to high places!
00:34:03Hey, what's up, nerd?
00:34:15You cheated on me, Ivy?
00:34:18Brad has super strength
00:34:19and is rank A.
00:34:20Zenith League
00:34:21just accepted him.
00:34:22He's my real hero.
00:34:24Oh my gosh,
00:34:24his superhero name
00:34:25is The Boulder.
00:34:26How cool is that?
00:34:28And you're just
00:34:28a powerless weakling
00:34:29born to be a loser.
00:34:31Ah, baby,
00:34:32I'm so sore
00:34:32from benching 500 today.
00:34:34Aw, I'll massage them
00:34:35for you.
00:34:36Looks like I gained
00:34:36another power.
00:34:37Invisibility.
00:34:38Ivy doesn't have
00:34:39to give a damn
00:34:40about you
00:34:41because guess what?
00:34:42Zenith League
00:34:43is starting
00:34:43an all-girls
00:34:44special team.
00:34:45And Ivy
00:34:45is going to be on it!
00:34:46That's right!
00:34:47It's led by
00:34:48the drop-dead
00:34:49gorgeous
00:34:49Catgirl Kimi
00:34:50and I'm the newest member.
00:34:52Oh, I'm so excited!
00:34:53Why aren't you applauding?
00:34:55You should be happy
00:34:56I'm making you famous
00:34:57for being my ex-boyfriend.
00:34:59That's because
00:35:00I was the one
00:35:01who got you in.
00:35:08That Xeno guy
00:35:09was right about
00:35:10Birdman's weakness.
00:35:11I could have died
00:35:12if it weren't
00:35:13for his intel.
00:35:15Whoever he is,
00:35:16I must find him.
00:35:20You!
00:35:21Got me into
00:35:22Zenith League?
00:35:22Oh, it's almost cute!
00:35:24His vocab is so limited
00:35:26he doesn't even know
00:35:26the meaning of
00:35:27Zenith League.
00:35:28I'm Commander Z,
00:35:29the creator
00:35:30and literal definition
00:35:31of Zenith League.
00:35:32Yeah, even I know
00:35:33Zenith means
00:35:34top of the top.
00:35:36What are those
00:35:37glasses for anyways?
00:35:38Keep your mediocrity
00:35:40away from me.
00:35:41Don't be an idiot,
00:35:42Xeno.
00:35:42You don't even
00:35:43have powers.
00:35:44I only got into
00:35:45Zenith League
00:35:46all thanks to Brad.
00:35:47His dad is the
00:35:48headhunter.
00:35:49I see how it is.
00:35:50Your lame excuses
00:35:51aren't doing a very
00:35:52good job covering up
00:35:53your greed.
00:35:54And to think I was
00:35:54going to take you
00:35:55to the top with me.
00:35:55Not anymore.
00:35:56I know you're
00:35:57sensitive and I broke
00:35:58your fragile little heart.
00:35:59But let's face it,
00:36:00there's no future
00:36:01with you.
00:36:02That's because you're
00:36:03too busy plummeting
00:36:03to the ground.
00:36:04Too bad.
00:36:05This glorified piece
00:36:06of rock isn't going
00:36:07to save you from
00:36:07the oncoming regret
00:36:08when you realize
00:36:09that your upgrade
00:36:10is a downgrade.
00:36:12I'll show you
00:36:14who's a downgrade!
00:36:30I made a promise
00:36:31to my parents
00:36:31that I was only
00:36:32going to use my powers
00:36:33for good,
00:36:34not petty fights.
00:36:41Nobody's ever
00:36:42deflected my punch
00:36:43before,
00:36:43much less catch it!
00:36:44How did he-
00:36:45Oh, he's so big
00:36:47and strong!
00:36:48They don't call Brad
00:36:49the boulder for nothing!
00:36:51You fools are made
00:36:51for each other.
00:36:52Zeno,
00:36:53even being invisible
00:36:54would do you more good
00:36:56than having no powers.
00:36:57I'm sorry for you.
00:36:59You can save the pity
00:37:00for yourself.
00:37:01You know what?
00:37:01This guy's ruined
00:37:02the whole party!
00:37:03I've got a bigger
00:37:03bachelor pod,
00:37:04let's head over there!
00:37:05Here's a lesson
00:37:06before I leave you
00:37:06in the dust, Zeno.
00:37:08Love is for fairy tales.
00:37:09Even I know that.
00:37:12A loser.
00:37:14So that's what
00:37:14my first girlfriend
00:37:15thinks of me, huh?
00:37:16Well, joke's on her.
00:37:21Cause from where I stand,
00:37:23I see a hero.
00:37:34That's thanks for helping
00:37:35me take down the enemy.
00:37:37Oh, you mean
00:37:38the pigeon guys?
00:37:40Thought you said
00:37:41you had them in the bag.
00:37:42Miss Rank S.
00:37:45I didn't.
00:37:46A good cat admits
00:37:47when she's met
00:37:48her better half.
00:37:49Guess you're not
00:37:49just some nerd.
00:37:50You'd be an asset
00:37:51to Zenorith League.
00:37:52How about you
00:37:53become our battle tactician?
00:37:55Is that an invite?
00:37:57To my own
00:37:58superhero league?
00:38:00It is!
00:38:01Tomorrow's the first day
00:38:02training for new recruits!
00:38:04Your ex-girlfriend
00:38:04will be there too.
00:38:05I can tell everyone
00:38:06you're my boyfriend!
00:38:08Help you get back at her.
00:38:09I went from tactician
00:38:10to boyfriend
00:38:11in less than five seconds.
00:38:12That's a little fast.
00:38:13I have to think about it.
00:38:14I live life on the edge.
00:38:16Bottoms up, boo!
00:38:18This is a good chance
00:38:19to see what my team
00:38:19is actually like.
00:38:20I'll stay undercover
00:38:21for this.
00:38:26First training day
00:38:27is like frat rush.
00:38:28You'll have to go
00:38:28through a gauntlet
00:38:29of opponents,
00:38:30but I bet you'll have
00:38:31plenty of pointers
00:38:31for our heroes.
00:38:33If they're actually
00:38:33any good,
00:38:34then they won't need
00:38:34my help.
00:38:35Oh, you'll be surprised.
00:38:36You go in there first,
00:38:37I'm going to change.
00:38:38I'll be back in a moment
00:38:38to introduce you.
00:38:47First training day!
00:38:48I'm ready to shoot up
00:38:49some new recruits!
00:38:51Again?
00:38:52You nearly killed everyone
00:38:53in our last batch.
00:38:54And a bunch of villagers, too.
00:38:56Maybe save some fun
00:38:57for me this time, huh?
00:38:58What the hell?
00:38:59I created Zenith League
00:39:01so the world's best superheroes
00:39:02can fight crime
00:39:03and evil together,
00:39:04not torment civilians.
00:39:09Oh my gosh!
00:39:11Zenith League even upgraded
00:39:13my weapon for me!
00:39:14Personally delivered
00:39:15by catgirl Kimi's sidekick, too.
00:39:17And it's all thanks to you
00:39:18for recommending me, Brad.
00:39:25Butts up, towel boy!
00:39:30Wait, what?
00:39:31Good dodge, kid.
00:39:33Maybe one day
00:39:33you can be like us.
00:39:36Now go wash
00:39:37my dirty laundry.
00:39:38They think I'm just
00:39:38a towel boy.
00:39:40This ought to be fun.
00:39:42Brad!
00:39:42I want a rematch
00:39:43for that arm wrestling
00:39:44the other day!
00:39:45Oh yeah?
00:39:46You want to get whooped again?
00:39:48Ah!
00:39:50This what you superheroes
00:39:51do all day?
00:39:52Getting off on measuring guns
00:39:54and stroking your eagles?
00:39:57Zeno!
00:39:58What the hell
00:39:58are you doing here?
00:39:59This is only for Zenith League
00:40:00superheroes and recruits!
00:40:02Your technique's all wrong.
00:40:03You gotta engage your toes.
00:40:04Oh,
00:40:05and never underestimate
00:40:06pinky power.
00:40:08Who's this weak-looking twig?
00:40:10Ignore him.
00:40:10He's just a powerless loser
00:40:11from mercenary school.
00:40:12Came in dead last in class.
00:40:13Zero powers.
00:40:14I can't believe it, Brad!
00:40:15He's so desperate!
00:40:16He's stalking me now!
00:40:18That's so creepy!
00:40:19Ivy,
00:40:19aren't you just a new recruit?
00:40:21Don't talk like you own the place.
00:40:23Or I may have to humble you.
00:40:26You beat us?!
00:40:27Dude,
00:40:28did I hit you too hard
00:40:29on the head last time?
00:40:30You fucking lost it!
00:40:33You're like a helpless puppy
00:40:35on the streets
00:40:35begging for attention.
00:40:36You're the one
00:40:37who's all bark and no bite.
00:40:38This isn't a challenge for me
00:40:40because beating you guys
00:40:41would be like squashing ant.
00:40:42That's it,
00:40:43four eyes.
00:40:43You can only read about
00:40:44how to fight in a textbook,
00:40:45but I've got
00:40:47real combat experience!
00:40:53So let me show you
00:40:54what makes me
00:40:54a real man!
00:40:56Or maybe I'll teach you
00:40:57a lesson in humility.
00:41:13Let go of the president!
00:41:15Hand over the nuclear codes!
00:41:18Or I stick this down your-
00:41:20Who's hungry
00:41:21for some fried calamari?
00:41:27It's Commander Z,
00:41:28leader of the Zenrith League!
00:41:33Sup?
00:41:34How's your grandpa doing, Amelia?
00:41:36The last time I saved him?
00:41:38Shoot him!
00:41:59Let's get this over with.
00:42:00I have a thing later.
00:42:07I have a thing later.
00:42:30Don't worry, buddy. I know a really good tailor.
00:42:40You've done it again, Commander Z!
00:42:42It took the FBI five years fighting these alien terrorists,
00:42:46but it only took you five months undercover to find them
00:42:50and just five minutes to take them out!
00:42:52Told you I have a thing later, sir.
00:42:54Please, let me honor you with a public announcement.
00:42:56Whoa, sir, with all due respect.
00:43:00I just want to live my life.
00:43:17As a normal high school senior.
00:43:21Sir, you're tux!
00:43:25Fuck. I'm going to be late for our date.
00:43:28Ivy's going to be real mad.
00:43:29And your flowers!
00:43:32Thanks, Alphonse, but I'm going to need more than this.
00:43:35Help me get her a good apology present.
00:43:37Something fancy, okay?
00:43:40Another gift?
00:43:41But you just secretly got her into Zenith Lee.
00:43:49Whoa!
00:43:50Watch it!
00:43:51Hey, I know you like what you're seeing,
00:43:53but maybe buy the lady a drink first?
00:44:00Wait, you're cat girl Kimi!
00:44:02Newly melted rank S superhero man?
00:44:06I know, you fanboys want my autograph.
00:44:09Sorry to disappoint, but I have a girlfriend already.
00:44:12She's the only superhero for me.
00:44:14Oh, good.
00:44:15Because I don't have time to chit-chat with nerds.
00:44:17You can run along to your girlfriend while I go save the president.
00:44:20Don't sweat it.
00:44:21I already took care of the alien.
00:44:23Wait.
00:44:24Took care of the alien?
00:44:25You?
00:44:26Name's Zeno.
00:44:29That's the next wave of enemies.
00:44:31Wait.
00:44:31I should tell you.
00:44:32There's only one way to kill them.
00:44:33Who do you think I am?
00:44:34I'm Cat Girl, Bird's natural predator.
00:44:36Not those guys.
00:44:37Their feathered coats are made of a special metal.
00:44:39It's impenetrable.
00:44:40Go for the inside of their beaks.
00:44:42And how would you know?
00:44:44What whatever?
00:44:44Who is he to tell me how to fight?
00:44:53Phew.
00:44:54Made it.
00:44:55Right on time.
00:44:58Why is there a party here?
00:45:01Ivy?
00:45:02Hey, anyone seen Ivy?
00:45:06Ivy, I brought you flowers for our dating anniversary.
00:45:09And...
00:45:09Oh.
00:45:10I'm glad you made it, Zeno.
00:45:12This is my breakup party, because I'm dumping you.
00:45:16Breaking up?
00:45:17We just hit our two...
00:45:18You missed the entire half of the school year.
00:45:20I know.
00:45:21You're bland and you blend in.
00:45:23Hang on.
00:45:23I'm bland?
00:45:24What?
00:45:25You've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something?
00:45:28But you're utterly foreforgettable now.
00:45:30And that's embarrassing me.
00:45:32Seriously?
00:45:33Simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention.
00:45:36He doesn't even try.
00:45:38Guess he's a failure at that, too.
00:45:39Excuse me, though I'm enjoying the sweet talk.
00:45:42This is between me and my girlfriend.
00:45:44Stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer, Zeno.
00:45:49And how would you know that?
00:45:51Because I'm...
00:45:52Gonna be the new face of Zenith League!
00:45:55I was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world.
00:46:00As for you, class rankings came out already.
00:46:03Haven't you seen them?
00:46:04You missed so much of mercenary school.
00:46:07You missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues.
00:46:09Your lowest of the lows?
00:46:11Rank Z!
00:46:13And you know Zenith League only takes rank A's and above.
00:46:16I can't be seen with you like this.
00:46:23They're asking me, Commander Z of the entire league, to try out for my own team?
00:46:28You don't understand.
00:46:30Would King Kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug?
00:46:34I thought so.
00:46:35Look closely.
00:46:36I only score so low, so that you, Ivy, don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place.
00:46:43I didn't ask you to do those things!
00:46:45Quit trying to guilt trip me!
00:46:47I bet even if your parents were alive, they'd ditch you for a more gifted son, too!
00:46:56What?
00:47:03I'd kill you just for fun.
00:47:06But why waste time on a maggot like you?
00:47:08I won't let you get away with it!
00:47:14That was the day I unlocked my powers.
00:47:17And that was when I promised to never let another child go through the same hell I did.
00:47:22My parents died protecting this world.
00:47:25Don't sully their memories.
00:47:27Or what?
00:47:28And too bad you didn't inherit your parents' super genes.
00:47:31Otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser!
00:47:33Whatever, Xenon.
00:47:34You can stay at the bottom because I've upgraded for someone better.
00:47:38Someone who can actually take me to high places!
00:47:43Hey, what's up, nerd?
00:47:55You cheated on me, Ivy?
00:47:58Brad has super strength in his rank A.
00:48:01Zenith League just accepted him.
00:48:02He's my real hero.
00:48:04Oh my gosh, his superhero name is The Boulder.
00:48:07How cool is that?
00:48:08And you're just a powerless weakling, born to be a loser.
00:48:11Ah, baby, I'm so sore from benching 500 today.
00:48:14Aw, I'll massage them for you.
00:48:16Looks like I gained another power.
00:48:18Invisibility.
00:48:19Ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you.
00:48:21Because guess what?
00:48:22Zenith League is starting an all-girl special team.
00:48:25And Ivy is going to be on it!
00:48:27That's right!
00:48:27It's led by the drop-dead gorgeous Catgirl Kimi, and I'm the newest member!
00:48:32Oh, I'm so excited!
00:48:34Why aren't you applauding?
00:48:35You should be happy I'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend!
00:48:39That's because I was the one who got you in.
00:48:49That Zeno guy was right about Birdman's weakness.
00:48:52I could have died if it weren't for his intel.
00:48:55Whoever he is, I must find him.
00:49:00You got me into Zenith League?
00:49:03Aw, it's almost cute!
00:49:04His vocab is so limited, he doesn't even know the meaning of Zenith League.
00:49:08I'm Commander Z, the creator and literal definition of Zenith League.
00:49:13Yeah, even I know Zenith means top of the top.
00:49:16What are those glasses for, anyways?
00:49:19Keep your mediocrity away from me.
00:49:21Don't be an idiot, Zeno.
00:49:23You don't even have powers.
00:49:24I only got into Zenith League, all thanks to Brad.
00:49:28His dad is the headhunter.
00:49:30I see how it is.
00:49:31Your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed.
00:49:34And to think I was going to take you to the top with me.
00:49:36Not anymore.
00:49:36I know you're sensitive, and I broke your fragile little heart.
00:49:39But let's face it, there's no future with you.
00:49:42That's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground.
00:49:44Too bad, this glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
00:49:48when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade.
00:49:53I'll show you who's a downgrade!
00:49:56Ugh!
00:50:10I made a promise to my parents that I was only going to use my powers for good, not petty
00:50:14fights.
00:50:17Ugh!
00:50:22Nobody's ever deflected my punch before, much less catch it!
00:50:25How did he-
00:50:25Oh, he's so big and strong!
00:50:28They don't call Brad the boulder for nothing!
00:50:31You fools are made for each other.
00:50:33Xeno, even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers.
00:50:38I'm sorry for you.
00:50:40You can save the pity for yourself.
00:50:41You know what?
00:50:42This guy's ruined the whole party!
00:50:43I've got a bigger bachelor pod, let's head over there!
00:50:45Here's a lesson before I leave you in the dust, Xeno.
00:50:48Love is for fairy tales.
00:50:50Even I know that.
00:50:53A loser.
00:50:54So that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me, huh?
00:50:56Well, joke's on her.
00:51:01Cause from where I stand, I see a hero.
00:51:15That's thanks for helping me take down the enemy.
00:51:18Oh, you mean the pigeon guys?
00:51:21Thought you said you had them in the bag.
00:51:23Miss Rank S.
00:51:25I didn't.
00:51:26A good cat admits when she's met her better half.
00:51:29Guess you're not just some nerd.
00:51:30You'd be an asset to Xenarith League.
00:51:33How about you become our battle tactician?
00:51:35Is that an invite?
00:51:38To my own superhero league?
00:51:40It is!
00:51:42Tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits!
00:51:44Your ex-girlfriend will be there too.
00:51:46I can tell everyone you're my boyfriend!
00:51:48Help you get back at her.
00:51:49I went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds.
00:51:52That's a little fast.
00:51:53I have to think about it.
00:51:54I live life on the edge.
00:51:56Bottoms up, boo!
00:51:58This is a good chance to see what my team is actually like.
00:52:01I'll stay undercover for this.
00:52:06First training day is like frat rush.
00:52:08You'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents,
00:52:10but I bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes.
00:52:13If they're actually any good, then they won't need my help.
00:52:15Oh, you'll be surprised.
00:52:16You go in there first, I'm going to change.
00:52:18I'll be back in a moment to introduce you.
00:52:27First training day!
00:52:28I'm ready to shoot up some new recruits!
00:52:32Again?
00:52:32You nearly killed everyone in our last batch.
00:52:34And a bunch of villagers too.
00:52:36Maybe save some fun for me this time, huh?
00:52:38What the hell?
00:52:39I created Zenith League so the world's best superheroes
00:52:42can fight crime and evil together,
00:52:44not torment civilians.
00:52:49Oh my gosh!
00:52:51Zenith League even upgraded my weapon for me?
00:52:54Personally delivered by cat girl Kimi's sidekick too?
00:52:57And it's all thanks to you for recommending me, Brad.
00:53:06Butts up, towel boy!
00:53:10Wait, what?
00:53:12Good dodge, kid.
00:53:13Maybe one day you can be like us.
00:53:16Now go wash my dirty laundry.
00:53:18They think I'm just a towel boy.
00:53:21This ought to be fun.
00:53:22Brad, I want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day.
00:53:25Oh yeah?
00:53:26You want to get whooped again?
00:53:30This what you superheroes do all day?
00:53:32Getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles?
00:53:38Zeno, what the hell are you doing here?
00:53:39This is only for Zenith League superheroes and recruits!
00:53:42Your technique's all wrong.
00:53:43You gotta engage your toes.
00:53:45Oh, and never underestimate pinky power.
00:53:48Who's this weak-looking twig?
00:53:50Ignore him.
00:53:50He's just a powerless loser from mercenary school.
00:53:52Came in dead last in class.
00:53:54Zero powers.
00:53:54I can't believe it, Brad!
00:53:56He's so desperate!
00:53:57He's stalking me now!
00:53:58That's so creepy!
00:53:59Ivy, aren't you just a new recruit?
00:54:01Don't talk like you own the place.
00:54:04Or I may have to humble you.
00:54:06You beat us?!
00:54:08Dude, did I hit you too hard on the head last time?
00:54:10You fucking lost it!
00:54:13You're like a helpless puppy on the streets,
00:54:16begging for attention.
00:54:17You're the one who's all bark and no bite.
00:54:19This isn't a challenge for me,
00:54:20because beating you guys would be like squashing ant.
00:54:22That's it, Four Eyes.
00:54:24You can only read about how to fight in a textbook,
00:54:26but I've got real combat experience!
00:54:33So let me show you what makes me a real man!
00:54:36Or maybe I'll teach you a lesson in humility.
00:54:53Let go of the president!
00:54:56Hand over the nuclear codes,
00:54:58or I stick this down your...
00:55:00Hey!
00:55:01Who's hungry for some fried calamari?
00:55:07It's Commander Z, leader of the Zenrith League!
00:55:13What's up?
00:55:15How's your grandpa doing, Amelia?
00:55:17The last time I saved him?
00:55:18Shoot him!
00:55:39Let's get this over with.
00:55:40I have a thing later.
00:55:45I don't know.
00:56:11Don't worry, buddy.
00:56:12I know a really good Taylor.
00:56:20You've done it again, Commander Z.
00:56:22It took the FBI five years fighting these alien terrorists,
00:56:26but it only took you five months undercover to find them
00:56:30and just five minutes to take him out.
00:56:32Told you I have a thing later, sir.
00:56:34Please, let me honor you with a public announcement.
00:56:37Whoa, sir, with all due respect.
00:56:40I just want to live my life.
00:56:57As a normal high school senior.
00:57:01Sir, your tux!
00:57:05Fuck.
00:57:06I'm going to be late for our date.
00:57:08Ivy's going to be real mad.
00:57:09And your flowers.
00:57:11Yes.
00:57:12Thanks, Alphonse, but I'm going to need more than this.
00:57:15Help me get her a good apology present.
00:57:17Something fancy, okay?
00:57:20Another gift?
00:57:21But you just secretly got her into Zenith Lee.
00:57:29Whoa!
00:57:30Watch it.
00:57:31Hey, I know you like what you're seeing, but maybe buy the lady a drink first.
00:57:40Wait.
00:57:41Your cat girl, Kimi.
00:57:43Newly melted rank S.
00:57:44Superheroman.
00:57:46I know.
00:57:47You fanboys want my autograph.
00:57:49Sorry to disappoint, but I have a girlfriend already.
00:57:52She's the only superhero for me.
00:57:54Oh, good.
00:57:55Because I don't have time to chit chat with nerds.
00:57:57You can run along to your girlfriend while I go save the president.
00:58:00Don't sweat it.
00:58:01I already took care of the alien.
00:58:03Wait.
00:58:04Took care of the alien?
00:58:05You?
00:58:06Name Zeno.
00:58:09That's the next wave of enemies.
00:58:11Wait.
00:58:11I should tell you.
00:58:12There's only one way to kill them.
00:58:13Who do you think I am?
00:58:14I'm Cat Girl, Bird's natural predator.
00:58:16Not those guys.
00:58:17Their feathered coats are made of a special metal.
00:58:19It's impenetrable.
00:58:20Go for the inside of their beaks.
00:58:22And how would you know?
00:58:24What whatever?
00:58:25Who is he to tell me how to fight?
00:58:33Phew.
00:58:34Made it.
00:58:35Right on time.
00:58:38Why is there a party here?
00:58:41Ivy?
00:58:42Hey, anyone seen Ivy?
00:58:46Ivy, I brought you flowers for our dating anniversary.
00:58:49And...
00:58:51I'm glad you made it, Zeno.
00:58:52This is my breakup party because I'm dumping you.
00:58:56Breaking up?
00:58:57We just hit our two...
00:58:58You missed the entire half of the school year.
00:59:01I know.
00:59:01You're bland and you blend in.
00:59:03Hang on.
00:59:03I'm bland?
00:59:04What?
00:59:05You've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something?
00:59:08But you're utterly foreforgettable now.
00:59:10And that's embarrassing me.
00:59:12Seriously?
00:59:13Simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention.
00:59:16He doesn't even try.
00:59:18Guess he's a failure at that too.
00:59:20Excuse me, though I'm enjoying the sweet talk.
00:59:22This is between me and my girlfriend.
00:59:25Stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer, Zeno!
00:59:29And how would you know that?
00:59:31Because I'm...
00:59:32Gonna be the new face of Zenith Lake!
00:59:35I was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world.
00:59:40As for you, class rankings came out already.
00:59:43Haven't you seen them?
00:59:44You missed so much of mercenary school.
00:59:47You missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues.
00:59:50Your lowest of the lows?
00:59:52Rank Z!
00:59:53And you know Zenith League only takes rank A's and above.
00:59:56I can't be seen with you like this.
01:00:03They're asking me, Commander Z of the entire league, to try out for my own team?
01:00:09You don't understand.
01:00:10Would King Kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug?
01:00:14I thought so.
01:00:16Look closely.
01:00:17I only score so low, so that you, Ivy, don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place.
01:00:23I didn't ask you to do those things!
01:00:26Quit trying to guilt trip me!
01:00:27I bet even if your parents were alive, they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too!
01:00:36What?
01:00:38What?
01:00:38Yeah!
01:00:44I'd kill you just for fun.
01:00:46But why waste time on a maggot like you?
01:00:48I won't let you get away with it!
01:00:55That was the day I unlocked my powers.
01:00:58And that was when I promised to never let another child go through the same hell I did.
01:01:02My parents died protecting this world.
01:01:05Don't sully their memories.
01:01:07Or what?
01:01:08And too bad you didn't inherit your parents' super genes.
01:01:11Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a loser!
01:01:13Whatever, Xenon.
01:01:15You can stay at the bottom because I've upgraded for someone better.
01:01:19Someone who can actually take me to high places!
01:01:23Hey, what's up, nerd?
01:01:35You cheated on me, Ivy?
01:01:38Brad has super strength in his rank A.
01:01:41Zenith League just accepted him.
01:01:43He's my real hero.
01:01:44Oh my gosh, his superhero name is The Boulder.
01:01:47How cool is that?
01:01:48And you're just a powerless weakling.
01:01:50Born to be a loser.
01:01:51Ah, baby.
01:01:52I'm so sore from benching 500 today.
01:01:54Aw, I'll massage them for you.
01:01:56Looks like I gained another power.
01:01:58Invisibility.
01:01:59Ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you.
01:02:01Because guess what?
01:02:03Zenith League is starting an all-girls special team.
01:02:05And Ivy is going to be on it.
01:02:07That's right!
01:02:08It's led by the drop-dead gorgeous Catgirl Kimi.
01:02:11And I'm the newest member.
01:02:12Oh, I'm so excited!
01:02:14Why aren't you applauding?
01:02:15You should be happy I'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend.
01:02:20That's because I was the one who got you in.
01:02:29That Xeno guy was right about Birdman's weakness.
01:02:32I could have died if it weren't for his intel.
01:02:35Whoever he is, I must find him.
01:02:40You!
01:02:41Got me into Zenith League?
01:02:43Oh, it's almost cute!
01:02:45His vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the meaning of Zenith League.
01:02:48I'm Commander Z, the creator and literal definition of Zenith League.
01:02:53Yeah, even I know Zenith means top of the top.
01:02:56What are those glasses for, anyways?
01:02:59Keep your mediocrity away from me.
01:03:01Don't be an idiot, Xeno.
01:03:03You don't even have powers.
01:03:05I only got into Zenith League, all thanks to Brad.
01:03:08His dad is the headhunter.
01:03:10I see how it is.
01:03:11Your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed.
01:03:14And to think I was going to take you to the top with me.
01:03:16Not anymore.
01:03:16I know you're sensitive, and I broke your fragile little heart.
01:03:20But let's face it, there's no future with you.
01:03:22That's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground.
01:03:25Too bad.
01:03:25This glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
01:03:29when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade.
01:03:33I'll show you who's a downgrade!
01:03:36Ugh!
01:03:51I made a promise to my parents that I was only going to use my powers for good, not petty
01:03:55fights.
01:04:02Nobody's ever deflected my punch before, much less catch it!
01:04:05How did he-
01:04:06Oh, he's so big and strong!
01:04:08They don't call Brad the boulder for nothing!
01:04:11You fools are made for each other.
01:04:13Xeno, even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers.
01:04:18I'm sorry for you.
01:04:20You can save the pity for yourself.
01:04:21You know what?
01:04:22This guy's ruined the whole party!
01:04:23I've got a bigger bachelor pod, let's head over there!
01:04:26Here's a lesson before I leave you in the dust, Xeno.
01:04:28Love is for fairy tales.
01:04:30Even I know that.
01:04:33A loser.
01:04:34So that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me, huh?
01:04:36Well, joke's on her.
01:04:41Cause from where I stand, I see a hero.
01:04:55That's thanks for helping me take down the enemy.
01:04:58Oh, you mean the pigeon guys?
01:05:01Thought you said you had him in the bag.
01:05:03Miss Rank S.
01:05:06I didn't.
01:05:07A good cat admits when she's met her better half.
01:05:09Guess you're not just some nerd.
01:05:11You'd be an asset to Xenorith League.
01:05:13How about you become our battle tactician?
01:05:16Is that an invite?
01:05:18To my own superhero league?
01:05:21It is!
01:05:22Tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits!
01:05:24Your ex-girlfriend will be there too.
01:05:26I can tell everyone you're my boyfriend!
01:05:28Help you get back at her.
01:05:29I went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds.
01:05:33That's a little fast.
01:05:34I have to think about it.
01:05:35I live life on the edge.
01:05:36Bottoms up, boo!
01:05:38This is a good chance to see what my team is actually like.
01:05:41I'll stay undercover for this.
01:05:46First training day is like frat rush.
01:05:48You'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents, but I bet you'll have plenty of pointers for
01:05:52our heroes.
01:05:53If they're actually any good, then they won't need my help.
01:05:55Oh, you'll be surprised.
01:05:56You go in there first, I'm going to change.
01:05:58I'll be back in a moment to introduce you.
01:06:07First training day!
01:06:09I'm ready to shoot up some new recruits!
01:06:12Again?
01:06:13You nearly killed everyone in our last batch.
01:06:15And a bunch of villagers too.
01:06:16Maybe save some fun for me this time, huh?
01:06:18What the hell?
01:06:20I created Zenith League so the world's best superheroes can fight crime and evil together,
01:06:25not torment civilians.
01:06:30Oh my gosh!
01:06:32Zenith League even upgraded my weapon for me!
01:06:34Personally delivered by cat girl Kimi's sidekick too.
01:06:37And it's all thanks to you for recommending me, Brad.
01:06:46Butts up, towel boy!
01:06:50Wait, what?
01:06:52Good dodge, kid.
01:06:53Maybe one day you can be like us.
01:06:56Now go wash my dirty laundry.
01:06:58They think I'm just a towel boy.
01:07:01This ought to be fun.
01:07:02Brad!
01:07:03I want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day!
01:07:05Oh yeah?
01:07:06You want to get whooped again?
01:07:08Ah!
01:07:10This what you superheroes do all day?
01:07:13Getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles?
01:07:18Zeno!
01:07:18What the hell are you doing here?
01:07:20This is only for Zenith League superheroes and recruits!
01:07:22Your technique's all wrong.
01:07:23You gotta engage your toes.
01:07:24Oh, and never underestimate pinky power.
01:07:29Who's this weak-looking twig?
01:07:30Ignore him.
01:07:31He's just a powerless loser from mercenary school.
01:07:32Came in dead last in class.
01:07:34Zero powers.
01:07:35I can't believe it, Brad!
01:07:36He's so desperate!
01:07:37He's stalking me now!
01:07:38That's so creepy!
01:07:40Ivy, aren't you just a new recruit?
01:07:41Don't talk like you own the place.
01:07:44Or I may have to humble you.
01:07:46You beat us?!
01:07:48Dude, did I hit you too hard on the head last time?
01:07:50You fucking lost it!
01:07:54You're like a helpless puppy on the streets, begging for attention.
01:07:57You're the one who's all bark and no bite.
01:07:59This isn't a challenge for me, because beating you guys would be like squashing ant.
01:08:03That's it, Four Eyes.
01:08:04You can only read about how to fight in a textbook.
01:08:06But I've got real combat experience!
01:08:13So let me show you what makes me a real man!
01:08:16Or maybe I'll teach you a lesson in humility.
01:08:33Let go of the president!
01:08:36Hand over the nuclear codes, or I stick this down your-
01:08:40Hey!
01:08:41Who's hungry for some fried calamari?
01:08:47It's Commander Z!
01:08:48Leader of the Zenrith League!
01:08:54Sup!
01:08:55How's your grandpa doing, Amelia?
01:08:57The last time I saved him?
01:08:59Shoot him!
01:09:00Shoot him!
01:09:04Ugh!
01:09:20Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:09:29I have a thing later.
01:09:51Don't worry, buddy.
01:09:52I know a really good tailor.
01:10:00You've done it again, Commander Z!
01:10:03It took the FBI five years fighting these alien terrorists,
01:10:06but it only took you five months undercover to find them
01:10:10and just five minutes to take him out!
01:10:12Told you I have a thing later, sir.
01:10:14Please, let me honor you with a public announcement.
01:10:17Whoa, sir, with all due respect.
01:10:21I just want to live my life.
01:10:38As a normal high school senior.
01:10:42Sir, you're tux!
01:10:45Fuck.
01:10:46I'm going to be late for our date.
01:10:48Ivy's going to be real mad.
01:10:50And your flowers!
01:10:53Thanks, Alphonse, but I'm going to need more than this.
01:10:55Help me get her a good apology present.
01:10:57Something fancy, okay?
01:11:00Another gift?
01:11:01But you just secretly got her into Zenith Lee.
01:11:09Whoa!
01:11:10Watch it!
01:11:12Hey, I know you like what you're seeing,
01:11:14but maybe buy the lady a drink first?
01:11:20Wait.
01:11:21Your cat girl, Kimi.
01:11:23Newly-milted rank S superhero-man.
01:11:26I know, you fanboys want my autograph.
01:11:30Sorry to disappoint,
01:11:31but I have a girlfriend already.
01:11:33She's the only superhero for me.
01:11:35Oh, good.
01:11:35Because I don't have time to chit-chat with nerds.
01:11:38You can run along to your girlfriend
01:11:39while I go save the president.
01:11:41Don't sweat it.
01:11:41I already took care of the alien.
01:11:43Wait.
01:11:44Took care of the alien?
01:11:46You?
01:11:47Name's Zeno.
01:11:50That's the next wave of enemies.
01:11:51Wait.
01:11:51I should tell you.
01:11:52There's only one way to kill them.
01:11:54Who do you think I am?
01:11:55I'm Cat Girl,
01:11:55Bird's natural predator.
01:11:56Not those guys.
01:11:57Their feathered coats are made of a special metal.
01:12:00It's impenetrable.
01:12:00Go for the inside of their beaks.
01:12:02And how would you know?
01:12:04What whatever?
01:12:05Who is he to tell me how to fight?
01:12:13Phew.
01:12:14Made it.
01:12:15Right on time.
01:12:19Why is there a party here?
01:12:21Ivy?
01:12:22Ivy?
01:12:23Hey, anyone seen Ivy?
01:12:26Ivy, I brought you flowers for our dating anniversary.
01:12:29And...
01:12:31I'm glad you made it, Zeno.
01:12:32This is my breakup party because I'm dumping you.
01:12:37Breaking up?
01:12:37We just hit our two...
01:12:39You missed the entire half of the school year.
01:12:41I know.
01:12:42You're bland and you blend in.
01:12:43Hang on.
01:12:44I'm bland?
01:12:45What?
01:12:45You've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something?
01:12:48But you're utterly foreforgettable now.
01:12:51And that's embarrassing me.
01:12:53Seriously?
01:12:54Simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention.
01:12:57He doesn't even try.
01:12:58Guess he's a failure at that too.
01:13:00Excuse me, though I'm enjoying the sweet talk.
01:13:02This is between me and my girlfriend.
01:13:05Stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer, Zeno!
01:13:10And how would you know that?
01:13:11Because I'm...
01:13:12Gonna be the new face of Zenith Lake!
01:13:15I was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world.
01:13:20As for you, class rankings came out already.
01:13:23Haven't you seen them?
01:13:25You missed so much of mercenary school.
01:13:27You missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues.
01:13:30Your lowest of the lows, rank Z.
01:13:33And you know Zenith League only takes rank A's and above.
01:13:36I can't be seen with you like this.
01:13:43They're asking me, Commander Z of the entire league, to try out for my own team?
01:13:49You don't understand.
01:13:50Would King Kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug?
01:13:54I thought so.
01:13:56Look closely.
01:13:57I only score so low so that you, Ivy, don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place.
01:14:03I didn't ask you to do those things!
01:14:06Quit trying to guilt trip me!
01:14:08I bet even if your parents were alive, they'd ditch you for a more gifted son, too!
01:14:24I'd kill you just for fun.
01:14:26But why waste time on a maggot like you?
01:14:29I won't let you get away with it!
01:14:35That was the day I unlocked my powers.
01:14:38And that was when I promised to never let another child go through the same hell I did.
01:14:43My parents died protecting this world.
01:14:46Don't sully their memories.
01:14:48Or what?
01:14:48And too bad you didn't inherit your parents' super genes.
01:14:52Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a loser!
01:14:54Whatever, Xenon.
01:14:55You can stay at the bottom because I've upgraded for someone better.
01:14:59Someone who can actually take me to high places!
01:15:04Hey, what's up, nerd?
01:15:15You cheated on me, Ivy.
01:15:19Brad has super strength in his rank A.
01:15:21Zenith League just accepted him.
01:15:23He's my real hero.
01:15:25Oh my gosh, his superhero name is The Boulder.
01:15:27How cool is that?
01:15:28And you're just a powerless weakling.
01:15:30Born to be a loser.
01:15:32Ah, baby.
01:15:32I'm so sore from benching 500 today.
01:15:35Aw, I'll massage them for you.
01:15:36Looks like I gained another power.
01:15:38Invisibility.
01:15:39Ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you.
01:15:41Because guess what?
01:15:43Zenith League is starting an all-girls special team.
01:15:45And Ivy is going to be on it.
01:15:47That's right!
01:15:48It's led by the drop-dead gorgeous Catgirl Kimi.
01:15:51And I'm the newest member.
01:15:53Oh, I'm so excited!
01:15:54Why aren't you applauding?
01:15:56You should be happy I'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend.
01:16:00That's because I was the one who got you in.
01:16:09That Xeno guy was right about Birdman's weakness.
01:16:12I could have died if it weren't for his intel.
01:16:16Whoever he is, I must find him.
01:16:21You got me into Zenith League?
01:16:23Oh, it's almost cute!
01:16:25His vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the meaning of Zenith League.
01:16:28I'm Commander Z, the creator and literal definition of Zenith League.
01:16:33Yeah, even I know Zenith means top of the top.
01:16:36What are those glasses for, anyways?
01:16:39Keep your mediocrity away from me.
01:16:42Don't be an idiot, Xeno.
01:16:43You don't even have powers.
01:16:45I only got into Zenith League, all thanks to Brad.
01:16:48His dad is the headhunter.
01:16:50I see how it is.
01:16:51Your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed.
01:16:54And to think I was going to take you to the top with me.
01:16:56Not anymore.
01:16:57I know you're sensitive, and I broke your fragile little heart.
01:17:00But let's face it, there's no future with you.
01:17:02That's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground.
01:17:05Too bad this glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
01:17:09when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade.
01:17:13I'll show you who's a downgrade!
01:17:17Ugh!
01:17:31I made a promise to my parents that I was only going to use my powers for good, not petty
01:17:35fights.
01:17:42Nobody's ever deflected my punch before, much less catch it!
01:17:45How did he-
01:17:46Oh, he's so big and strong!
01:17:49They don't call Brad the boulder for nothing!
01:17:51You fools are made for each other.
01:17:53Zeno, even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers.
01:17:58I'm sorry for you.
01:18:00You can save the pity for yourself.
01:18:02You know what?
01:18:02This guy's ruined the whole party!
01:18:03I've got a bigger bachelor pod, let's head over there!
01:18:06Here's a lesson before I leave you in the dust, Zeno.
01:18:08Love is for fairy tales.
01:18:10Even I know that.
01:18:13A loser.
01:18:15So that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me, huh?
01:18:17Well, joke's on her.
01:18:22Cause from where I stand, I see a hero.
01:18:35That's thanks for helping me take down the enemy.
01:18:38Oh, you mean the pigeon guys?
01:18:41Thought you said you had them in the bag.
01:18:43Miss Rank S.
01:18:46I didn't.
01:18:47A good cat admits when she's met her better half.
01:18:50Guess you're not just some nerd.
01:18:51You'd be an asset to Zenorith League.
01:18:53How about you become our battle tactician?
01:18:56Is that an invite?
01:18:58To my own superhero league?
01:19:01It is!
01:19:02Tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits!
01:19:04Your ex-girlfriend will be there too.
01:19:06I can tell everyone you're my boyfriend!
01:19:08Help you get back at her.
01:19:10I went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds.
01:19:13That's a little fast.
01:19:14I have to think about it.
01:19:15I live life on the edge.
01:19:16Bottoms up, boo!
01:19:19This is a good chance to see what my team is actually like.
01:19:21I'll stay undercover for this.
01:19:26First training day is like frat rush.
01:19:29You'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents,
01:19:31but I bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes.
01:19:33If they're actually any good, then they won't need my help.
01:19:35Oh, you'll be surprised.
01:19:36You go in there first, I'm going to change.
01:19:39I'll be back in a moment to introduce you.
01:19:48First training day!
01:19:49I'm ready to shoot up some new recruits!
01:19:52Again?
01:19:53You nearly killed everyone in our last batch.
01:19:55And a bunch of villagers too.
01:19:57Maybe save some fun for me this time, huh?
01:19:59What the hell?
01:20:00I created Zenith League so the world's best superheroes
01:20:03can fight crime and evil together,
01:20:05not torment civilians.
01:20:10Oh my gosh!
01:20:12Zenith League even upgraded my weapon for me!
01:20:15Personally delivered by catgirl Kimi's sidekick too!
01:20:17And it's all thanks to you for recommending me, Brad.
01:20:26Butts up, towel boy!
01:20:30Wait, what?
01:20:32Good dodge, kid.
01:20:33Maybe one day, you can be like us.
01:20:37Now go wash my dirty laundry.
01:20:39They think I'm just a towel boy.
01:20:41This ought to be fun.
01:20:42Brad!
01:20:43I want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day!
01:20:45Oh yeah?
01:20:46You want to get whooped again?
01:20:49Ah!
01:20:51This what you superheroes do all day?
01:20:53Getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles?
01:20:58Zeno, what the hell are you doing here?
01:21:00This is only for Zenith League superheroes and recruits!
01:21:03Your technique's all wrong.
01:21:04You got to engage your toes.
01:21:05Oh, and never underestimate pinky power.
01:21:09Who's this weak-looking twig?
01:21:10Ignore him.
01:21:11He's just a powerless loser from mercenary school.
01:21:13Came in dead last in class.
01:21:14Zero powers.
01:21:15I can't believe it, Brad!
01:21:16He's so desperate!
01:21:17He's stalking me now!
01:21:18That's so creepy!
01:21:20Ivy, aren't you just a new recruit?
01:21:22Don't talk like you own the place.
01:21:24Or I may have to humble you.
01:21:27You beat us?!
01:21:28Dude, did I hit you too hard on the head last time?
01:21:30You fucking lost him!
01:21:34You're like a helpless puppy on the streets, begging for attention.
01:21:37You're the one who's all bark and no bite.
01:21:39This isn't a challenge for me,
01:21:41because beating you guys would be like squashing ant.
01:21:43That's it, four eyes.
01:21:44You can only read about how to fight in a textbook,
01:21:46but I've got real combat experience!
01:21:54So let me show you what makes me a real man!
01:21:56Or maybe I'll teach you a lesson in humility.
01:22:00As a kid, I can't believe you.