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Jimmy Olsen finds out being friends with Big Blue isn't as nice as it's made out to be
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00:03that's every senate press release for the last
00:06i've seen i go to an hbcu and our bands were quieter than that
00:11last month thanks anyone ever tell you you're a noisy one
00:20i like metal how lovely for you now lose them i can't think then have a seat and i'll teach
00:27you the angry phone voice
00:32the new intern something huh tina too cool for me excuse me look at her she's gorgeous hang
00:40out with lois lane all day me i'm just a nobody you're selling yourself short ask her out i
00:46already tried twice first time she said her cat was sick and the second she told me to
00:51buzz off she's learning from lois already jimmy wait
01:00look at that another one it's every week now isn't it what is it with these people
01:15what started as a minor moving violation has turned into the latest perilous pursuit through
01:20downtown metropolis the suspect has just veered onto south end highway and is headed right
01:26toward humphrey plaza humphrey plaza that's where we're outside
01:30wait wait we gotta go over there we've gotta get off
01:33we gotta get off
01:35we gotta get off
01:35Yeah.
02:06Whoa!
02:13Get lower! I want a better shot!
02:20How are people in Metropolis this accident prone?
02:44Get the crew out! Give me a hand!
02:57Come on, wake up!
03:00I can't believe a regular human like Jimmy Olsen actually helped.
03:08How's he doing?
03:09I think he's alright. Paramedics are on their way.
03:12Got time for a statement, Superman?
03:14You wouldn't want it. Thanks for your help, Jimmy.
03:19Cut. Hey Olsen, you're friends with Superman, right? Want to do an interview?
03:23Uh, I don't think I'd be real comfortable with that.
03:27Why not? Camera shy?
03:28No, but it's not like I'd call us pals or anything.
03:32Well, you know him, right?
03:34Yeah.
03:35That's good enough for me.
03:37Amazing.
03:38So how would you characterize your friendship with Superman?
03:40Real comfortable. I'd call us pals.
03:43There you have it. Superman has a pal.
03:45My investigative team has uncovered link after link between the Man of Steel and James Olsen Jr.
03:50Jimmy to his friends.
03:52According to our research, you handedly saved Superman's skin from both the Parasite and Luminous.
03:57Plus, we're told you went undercover at his request to crack Intergang's connection to Apocalypse.
04:02Is all of this true?
04:05Yeah.
04:05What? Hold it right there!
04:08First of all, Superman saved us from Luminous, not the other way around.
04:11And second, what am I? Chopped liver?
04:14Aw, I'm sure Superman likes you too.
04:21Jimmy?
04:23Okay, lay it on. I deserve it.
04:26I was wondering if you still wanted to go out with me sometime.
04:29I'm sorry, what?
04:31I'll take that as a yes. Tonight, okay? I'll see you right after work.
04:36She seems a little old for him. He can't be any more than, like, 20.
04:42Uh, yeah, okay.
04:46Hey, Superman's pal, right? Breakfast on the house.
04:50Huh? Superman's pal from TV last night?
04:53Oh, can I have time?
04:58Aw, glad you liked your dinner, Jimbo.
05:00Well, next time, come out with your buddy, Superman.
05:03You bet. Thanks again for picking up the tab.
05:06My subway's that way.
05:07Oh, okay. Now, where was I?
05:10Oh, yeah. The Fortress of Solitude.
05:13You've been there?
05:14Well, I haven't been there yet.
05:16But the big guy told me all about it.
05:18He says he'll take me there one of these days.
05:20You must be close.
05:21Um, save a guy's life once or twice.
05:23He sort of starts to hang on you. I don't mind.
05:28We're already lying. This is what we're doing in the grand year of 1999.
05:34When this came out.
05:36You're a liar.
05:45Oh!
05:46Watch it, idiot.
05:47Whoa, uh, sorry.
05:49Wait a second.
05:50You're Superman's twerp, ain't ya?
05:52Uh, not exactly.
05:53What?
05:54This is perfect.
05:55Superman put my best buddy in the slammer.
05:58Now I'm gonna put his buddy in the morgue.
06:04Yeah, mess with the guy who knows Superman personally.
06:10That's a really smart thing to do.
06:16Miss anyone else?
06:18Come on!
06:19Get help!
06:20Hey!
06:25Help!
06:26Superman!
06:26Jimmy Olsen needs help!
06:32Detoxy!
06:34Listen to me!
06:35I can't find you!
06:37I can't find you!
06:45You can't find him!
06:53You can't find you!
06:54I can't spell it!
06:55You can't find me!
06:56I can't find you!
06:56Now, I can't find you...
07:04Yeah, you're kidding, right?
07:19You okay?
07:21Jimmy!
07:22Oh, thank God, you're all right.
07:24You heard me.
07:26You really are friends with Jimmy.
07:28He's all right, but you better clear up this pal stuff.
07:31I can't be within earshot every time.
07:35What?
07:42Whoa, hey, Angela!
07:43No time, kid.
07:45Wait, listen!
07:48You gotta take back that story about me.
07:50I almost got killed last night.
07:53Take it back?
07:54I make him a star, and this is the thanks I get.
07:59You're like somebody trying to go upside your head with a stick.
08:03And they're like three times your size.
08:12You're Superman's friend, right?
08:14No, I swear, it isn't me.
08:16I know Superman.
08:18He pulled me out of the drink once when my boat sank.
08:20Yeah, if it wasn't for Superman, I'd be a goner for sure.
08:23Come to think of it, I never got to thank the big luck.
08:25Tell you what, if I ever wrote him a thank you note, you think you could pass an invitation on
08:29to him?
08:29My kid's birthday's coming up, and he just loves Superman.
08:33Superman this, Superman that.
08:35If I wasn't such a secure father, I'd be jealous.
08:38Anyway, the little guy'd really appreciate it.
08:40If Big Blue would do an endorsement on one of our TV spots.
08:44We're Big Blue Automotive, it's a natural.
08:45And don't you worry, you get a finder's fee.
08:47I take care of my friends, frankly, my boy.
08:49You have no idea how much it would mean to all the little babysitters.
08:53Big Blue Automotive.
08:56Superman doesn't need a car.
08:58Why would he sponsor one?
09:02What would somebody who flies need with a car?
09:06Those of Superman would come to our charity dinner.
09:09It's black tie, but he could come as is, of course.
09:12So do you think you could show him these pamphlets?
09:14It wouldn't take him long to read them.
09:16I mean, he is Superman, right?
09:19And it would really help raise awareness of the hardship.
09:22I have to put up with because of that noisy, stinking labor of mine.
09:26Now, if Superman was to pop by and lay a few of those super punches into the wall,
09:30then that louse would turn down his stereo.
09:35Hey, I ain't done talking to you yet.
09:39Oh, look, it's Superman's friend.
09:41Oh, look, it's Superman's friend.
09:44Oh, come here.
09:46Oh, you should be my baby.
09:48Oh, come here.
09:49No, no, no.
09:50He's mine.
09:51Fine.
09:52I want to move her.
09:53I want to move her.
09:54He's for me.
09:55My sister.
09:56He's just what we're looking for.
09:58Oh, he's so cute.
09:59Oh, God.
10:01Good year.
10:01Good time.
10:05Jimmy, get in.
10:06I almost got him.
10:07I almost got him.
10:07I almost got him.
10:11I have got to get Angela to take back that story.
10:15Why would you do that? It's true, isn't it?
10:18No.
10:19But you're special to Superman. I saw it myself. He shit up to rescue you and everything.
10:24Yeah, but he'd do that for anyone. People are making too much of this. I need a break.
10:29Don't worry. I'll take you somewhere private.
10:49What are we doing here?
10:50I want you to meet a friend of mine.
10:53At a scrapyard?
10:54You'll see.
11:06What is this? Why have you brought me in?
11:27What is going on?
11:29Shut up.
11:30I'd like an explanation myself. You were supposed to bring Lois.
11:35Lane was too hard to trick. This one was easy.
11:39But will Superman come for him?
11:42Trust me. They're good friends.
11:44I even staged a test last night.
11:46Mmm.
11:48Mwah.
11:57Arrgh.
12:12Agh!
12:29thanks a lot jimmy now you're a sitting duck being played with like a claw machine
12:37that's what you get for trying to jump into a car that's in a scrapyard
12:42if it worked it wouldn't be in a scrapyard
13:24careful we don't want to damage our collateral just yet speak for yourself you didn't have to spend an
13:30evening with them yes and i thought i was cold-hearted i learned from the best sweetie
13:42jimmy and i have been kidnapped
13:58sounds like some wacko wants his manifesto in the paper
14:04the police traced the call to a scrapyard north of the city
14:07they said we should play along until they can scramble a team up there
14:12hey i gotta start wearing pants
14:18no you don't
14:20no no you definitely do not
14:38superman
14:41superman it's a trap
15:02looks like i brought you off guard superman you've come without your protective outerwear
15:21it's remarkable how easy this is once i have you alone unprepared if it wasn't so much fun i might
15:32uh i can barely hear because of the fan in my room so if i'm not reacting i can't hear
15:41anything
15:42actually feel bad for you
15:48brought me a present
15:49call this off stop him
15:52me stop him
15:54you've got a twisted sense of who's working for whom
15:57how can you help him he's killing superman
15:59what can i say
16:04i'm into metal
16:11oh
16:17let me out
16:20let me out
16:23let me out
16:27let me out
16:54Oh
17:04It's a truck how can you jump like that again?
17:15Come now Superman do you really think you'll ever win this way?
17:57Ah
18:06I must say you two make quite a team dramatic, but
18:16Why don't you just laser his kryptonite
18:28Yeah
18:31What was that supposed to be battery acid
18:58Oh
19:10Still kicking yourself
19:13Why shouldn't I I
19:16Mess things up big time
19:18You lived up to your press Jimmy you saved my life
19:22She didn't mess anything up at all Angela Jenner whatever her name is on the news
19:28Mess things up again
19:31Here I made you a thank-you gift
19:35You didn't have to I mean you've saved my life too only like a million times
19:41It's not just a watch this button emits a hypersonic signal
19:46If I'm anywhere in the city, I'll hear it and I'll come I
19:50Figured you might need it now that everyone knows we're friends
19:54Just don't wear it out
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