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00:00Oh, boys!
00:02You know what that means.
00:06Alright.
00:09Strip!
00:11Wait, what?
00:13No, I told you I didn't want to play this stupid game in the first place.
00:17Girl, relax. It's fun.
00:19I have a boyfriend.
00:21Not for long if you don't loosen up that capacity, though.
00:27Okay, fine.
00:28You know what?
00:35There's your chastity belt.
00:40Careful, Emily. People might think you actually have sex.
00:47You guys upset at my guest?
00:50No.
00:53You okay?
00:55Yeah, I'm fine.
00:58Be respectful.
01:00This ain't your house.
01:03Grab that.
01:04I got beer pong set up.
01:17Adrian Mackey is so scary.
01:20I heard he was getting into some gang shit when he went MIA last summer.
01:25Apparently, he got in deep with some drug dealers and now owes them all this money.
01:31Is that why he charges people?
01:33Mm-hmm.
01:34And last year, before you moved here, he broke somebody's arm who was trying to sneak in.
01:42He's...
01:42He's...
01:43I...
01:44But...
01:45totally not worth it.
01:46I literally thought he was gonna kill somebody just now.
01:49He was defending me.
01:50Oh my God.
01:51Babe.
01:52It's just a joke.
02:04I don't know.
02:06It just feels like you're constantly throwing me under the bus for these random scrubs.
02:12Did you forget I'm the one who first asked you to hang out?
02:15Well, I know.
02:15I'm the one who introduced you around.
02:18Got you invited to all these parties in the first place.
02:20Also, I don't wanna hear you complaining when you're the one dating the hottest guy in school.
02:26Where is Charlie?
02:27I mean, he said we could leave soon.
02:30I'll look for him.
02:32I need to hit the bathroom anyways.
02:49Is that blood?
02:56Jell-o.
02:59Jell-o.
03:00You made Jell-o shots?
03:03Yeah.
03:04And then I dropped him.
03:11What?
03:12You think I can't mix powder and vodka together?
03:15No!
03:16No!
03:16I just...
03:18Whatever.
03:20Just my MD.
03:23You're...
03:24You're a good host.
03:28Yeah.
03:29Charged three dollars a shot.
03:31And I like to show people a good time.
03:35But, uh...
03:36Charlie's girl, right?
03:39I'm probably not used to that kind of thing.
03:41Okay, rude.
03:41Isn't he your teammate?
03:43He's my teammate.
03:44He keeps on trying to get me bounced.
03:46He just can't stand the fact that I'm better than him.
03:48From what I hear, you're the one constantly trying to start shit.
03:51You believe everything you hear?
03:52Do you?
03:53Cause whether you wanna believe it or not, Charlie treats me just fine.
03:55Where is he then?
03:57Hm?
03:58Where is he?
04:00It seems like he left you alone all night.
04:03What?
04:03Have you been watching me?
04:08Hmm.
04:14Maybe I'll...
04:18I, um...
04:21I was just gonna find him.
04:33Charlie?
04:35Charlie, are you in here?
04:36Charlie?
04:39Charlie?
04:41Jennifer?
04:44My boyfriend and my best friend?
04:47As a friend, I tried to tell you.
04:50Charlie's just not the kind of guy to wait around for a virgin.
04:55Is that true?
04:57I got needs.
04:58I-I told you I wasn't ready.
05:00See?
05:01I'm doing you a favor.
05:02A sad little good girl like you shouldn't be with someone like Charlie in the first place.
05:07What the hell is wrong with you?
05:11You good?
05:12Boy, at first you come for team captain, now you're trying to steal my girl?
05:16Emily's not worth stealing.
05:18She's too pathetic.
05:19Even for Adrian.
05:21Yo, get the hell out of my house.
05:23Both of you, get the fuck out of my house.
05:28Make me.
05:29You little bitch.
05:31What the fuck you just saying to me?
05:33Oh my god!
05:34What the fuck you just saying?
05:35What did Coach say?
05:36When we're fighting, you're done?
05:39Pussy.
05:41Get the fuck out of my house before I change my mind.
05:44Let's go.
05:45Well, we can finish what we started at my place.
05:48Be careful, Emily.
05:50I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
05:54Stop!
05:59Your boyfriend's a dick.
06:01Ex-boyfriend.
06:03An ex-best friend.
06:04Good.
06:05They deserve each other.
06:06They don't deserve anything.
06:09Why should they get to be happy when-
06:17They shouldn't get to be happy.
06:20We can get back at them.
06:22What?
06:22We can make them break up.
06:25You and me.
06:27We can ruin their lives.
06:28We can do this together.
06:29Not interested.
06:30No, but you're the perfect person.
06:32Didn't you hear Charlie?
06:33He already thinks that you're into me.
06:34And I can prove Jennifer wrong if she sees me with someone like you.
06:38Someone that she's totally scared of.
06:40Are you scared of me?
06:42I've heard plenty of stories.
06:44But all I've seen for myself is a guy who made jello shots for his friends.
06:48No, I'm not scared of you.
06:49But you should be.
06:51Everyone else is.
06:54You want them to be scared of you, don't you?
06:56Yeah, I do.
06:57If that makes them leave me alone, let me handle my business, yes, I do.
07:01Well, too bad, Adrienne Mackey.
07:05I'm not scared of you.
07:08I want you to be my fake boyfriend.
07:12That's what you want?
07:15Huh?
07:17You want a fake boyfriend?
07:33Like I said, not interested.
07:38Why not?
07:39Okay?
07:40You hate Charlie as much as I do.
07:42Yeah, I do.
07:43He's already after me.
07:44Look, I don't need any more drama.
07:48Plus, nobody will believe a girl like you will be with someone like me.
07:51Is that all you think I am?
07:53Pathetic like Jennifer said?
07:54I never said pathetic.
07:56But you're a good girl, Emily.
07:59You're just like everyone else.
08:02You know, for someone who gets a lot of shit talked about him, I thought you'd be different.
08:09Jennifer was right.
08:12I don't want you getting hurt.
08:22All right, class.
08:24A reminder, we have one week left in our poetry unit.
08:28Nice job.
08:29Just keep up the good work.
08:38Mr. Mackey.
08:40A word, please?
08:56Look, we had the division game and we're going to state.
08:59What do you want me to say, Mr. Scott?
09:00I don't know...
09:00If you don't get a passing grade on your next assignment, you won't be going anywhere.
09:04What?
09:06What are you saying?
09:07I talked to Coach Oz.
09:09Another failure and you're benched.
09:11I'm sorry.
09:11Come on.
09:12Seriously?
09:13Just because I don't buy with all this feelings shit?
09:14Hey!
09:15This feelings stuff is what's most important.
09:21It seems to me that maybe you should get yourself an English tutor.
09:47What do you want?
09:49I, uh, thought more about your idea.
09:57I'm in.
09:58Too late.
09:59Come on.
10:00Let me be your fake boyfriend.
10:02Why?
10:03What do you get out of it?
10:05Just one of those A's you're always getting.
10:08Specifically, on the next English assignment.
10:11Okay, so let me just get this straight.
10:13Um...
10:14You'd be willing to fake date me to get back at my ex.
10:18And all I have to do is finish your homework?
10:21Sums it up.
10:24All we have to do is write a poem in the style of our favorite poet.
10:27You seriously can't even manage that?
10:28I have to live and breathe basketball until state.
10:31Okay, that's not my problem.
10:33Good luck with your rock and hard place.
10:34Come on.
10:36Don't be like that.
10:38Look, I know you want to make your ex jealous.
10:40And just think about...
10:43How good it'll feel.
10:45Proving Jennifer wrong.
10:48Throwing Charlie off his game.
10:57Except you were right before.
11:00There's not a single person at this school who'd believe we're actually a couple.
11:03It's so true.
11:06You definitely have to dirty it out for me.
11:09Get some new outfits.
11:11Why do I have to be the one to change?
11:13Because you're the one trying to make your ex jealous.
11:17Big makeover.
11:18Revenge dress and all that.
11:20Make him see what he's missing out on.
11:22I guess it lurked your princess Diana.
11:24Just another Charles who fumbled a baddie.
11:28What?
11:29I'll wash the car with my gramps.
11:35If...
11:37I say yes...
11:41What are the rules?
11:44Hmm.
11:45First, you have to get me an A on that assignment.
11:48So you mean write it for you.
11:50That's what you think is best.
11:51Beyond that, no feelings.
11:54You can't go catchin' a crush.
11:56Not a problem.
11:58But I don't wanna do anything physical.
12:00Come on.
12:01What?
12:02We gotta at least kiss.
12:03In public, where people can see us.
12:06Maybe we go to the G-spot.
12:07That STD cesspool?
12:10No, thank you.
12:11I'm honest.
12:12Where all the real couples go.
12:13You want this to be believable, right?
12:18Fine.
12:21So...
12:23Do we...
12:25Have a deal?
12:45What's first?
12:52Way better than Emily.
12:54Right?
12:55Yes.
12:58I knew you always had eyes for me.
13:01What kind of guy would want her anyway?
13:05Is that the new girl?
13:07Oh my gosh.
13:09She looks amazing!
13:15There's no way that's Emily.
13:28What are you going for?
13:33Trap house try-hard?
13:36What are you going for?
13:45Trap house try-hard?
13:47Yeah, what's up?
13:48Never tried like this for me.
13:50Maybe she didn't want to.
13:52Must be exhausting being a full-time hater.
13:56You're not hot enough to hate.
13:58She's just talking shit, babe.
14:00You look gorgeous.
14:14Who even are you?!
14:20You was for you. I was for us. You do the math.
14:23Aren't you coming?
14:24Even on my worst day, down on my luck. I got the south, I'ma always come up.
14:28I tried it your way, I was a dub. I'm taking the will now.
14:31Um.
14:38Uh, we should, um, get back to class.
14:42Mm-hmm.
14:43I'm gonna go to class.
14:45Mm-hmm.
14:45Okay.
15:09Charlie's an idiot. He doesn't know how good he had it.
15:18It's not like she'll ever let him get past first base.
15:23What are you doing for lunch today?
15:26We should hit the G-spot.
15:30Bet.
15:31You been there before?
15:34No.
15:35I want you to be my first.
15:37Then I'll make sure to show you a good time.
15:40Oh, I know you will.
15:46Hey, please.
15:47Hey, please.
15:55Hey, listen.
15:56Hmm?
15:58If we're gonna take this relationship to the next level...
16:01Mm-hmm.
16:04...we gotta make sure to get the whole school talking.
16:07You sure you're up for that?
16:17Take a seat.
16:19Okay.
16:23How long do you think?
16:26I'm gonna have to drive Charlie crazy.
16:28Maybe he'll lose his shit enough to get benched.
16:38So you're a virgin?
16:41Damn, all shot, no chaser.
16:43What?
16:44I don't know what I'm working with here.
16:47I told Charlie I wasn't ready.
16:49Hmm.
16:51But I'm not all innocent.
16:53Yeah?
16:54Mm-hmm.
16:56Hmm.
16:59Would you...
17:01...bake me to...
17:02...show you?
17:12Mm-hmm.
17:15Mm.
17:16Tease.
17:17You love it.
17:21Yeah, I kinda do.
17:23Mm.
17:28So you...
17:29...never had a boyfriend before, Charlie?
17:31Mm-mm.
17:32I never had the chance.
17:34Hmm.
17:35My dad just retired from the Navy last year, so this is the longest I've ever been at one school.
17:42What about...
17:44...your...
17:44...parents?
17:47Uh...
17:48My dad died when I was little.
17:50Like, a car accident.
17:52Sorry.
17:53Yeah.
17:54So yeah, it's just me and my mom.
17:56She works a lot.
17:59And she misses him too much not to.
18:05So that's where you get it.
18:08You're always working.
18:10Uh, basketball, making money however you can.
18:15Is it true you broke someone's arm for sneaking into a party, though?
18:19First of all, no.
18:21I didn't break shit.
18:23Second of all, he wasn't sneaking in.
18:25He was stealing.
18:26No way.
18:27Yeah, my mom's jewelry.
18:28Her wedding ring, by the way.
18:30Shit.
18:31Maybe you should have broken his arm.
18:33Right.
18:40Yeah, she can't...
18:44Yeah, she can't afford to help me with college next year.
18:47Where are you going?
18:50Duke, hopefully.
18:53Yeah.
18:54Talking with a scout.
18:56Yeah.
18:56So the pressure's on.
18:58Mm, big time.
19:01Yeah, stakes are high.
19:05I like talking with you.
19:07Me too, actually.
19:09Yeah?
19:10Yeah.
19:14So you think this could be something real?
19:22Like, just friends?
19:26Yeah.
19:27Really?
19:27I think we are.
19:30Really?
19:31Mm-hmm.
19:31Let's go!
19:33Let's go!
19:34I made a friend!
19:36My mom's gonna love that.
19:37It was good.
19:40Oh.
19:42First you saying I'm a friend, and now you checking me out?
19:44What?
19:45Huh?
19:45What?
19:46No, no, I...
19:48What?
19:48No, no, I wasn't checking you out.
19:50All of this?
19:51Stop!
19:52I was not doing that.
19:54All right.
19:54Please.
19:55Okay.
19:59So you ready to get dirty?
20:04No one comes to the G-spot
20:09and leaves squeaky clean.
20:18Huh.
20:19Okay.
20:22You're on.
20:23Turn around.
20:25Turn.
20:25Yep.
20:26Okay.
20:26Turn.
20:27I'm getting you real good.
20:28Yeah.
20:29Mm.
20:30Mm-hmm.
20:31All in there.
20:32All right.
20:33Yeah, you're done.
20:33Yeah.
20:34No.
20:34Oh, no, I'm not.
20:35Yeah, I think you're done.
20:35Okay, okay.
20:37All right, watch this.
20:38Hold on.
20:40Go here.
20:41Go here.
20:42Oh, my goodness.
20:44That's a look.
20:45That's terrible.
20:45It looks like we got busy.
20:46Stop staring.
20:47It looks crazy.
20:49You look great.
20:50No.
20:57Oh, my God.
21:00Everyone's talking about us.
21:02Hard launch of the century.
21:05Mm.
21:11How's that assignment coming up?
21:14It would help if you could tell me your favorite poet.
21:17It's a bunch of old white guys who can't just say what they're trying to say.
21:21Mr. Scott taught us plenty of black poets.
21:23And women.
21:25Okay, how about, uh,
21:28Worcestershire?
21:30You actually watch Lemonade?
21:34All right.
21:35Yeah, I mean, that's a good choice for you.
21:38No.
21:41It's a good choice for you.
21:47You know, this is a weed, right?
21:50Says who?
21:51It's colorful, isn't it?
21:55And you say you don't like poetry.
22:19We should, uh,
22:21we should get back.
22:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:22Yeah.
22:25Wait.
22:30You want to come with me to basketball practice today?
22:33Like all the other girlfriends?
22:36That would kill Charlie.
22:37Right?
22:39All right.
22:41Yeah, but to be honest,
22:42I don't really care much about basketball.
22:43Uh-uh.
22:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not going to work.
22:49You're going to meet me at the gym before practice,
22:52and I'm going to show you what's what.
22:56Okay?
22:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:58Easy.
23:00You're not where I want you yet.
23:11All right.
23:12Uh-huh.
23:17All you got to do
23:18is stay focused on what's most important.
23:21Having fun?
23:23No.
23:23Hmm.
23:24Let me see what you got.
23:27Okay.
23:31Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
23:34Remember,
23:35you have more control in your fingertips
23:36than you do in the rest of your hand, right?
23:39Yeah.
23:41Slight bit of the wrist.
23:45Now you got to do
23:47shoot your shot.
23:51I mean,
23:54like this?
24:05What can I say?
24:07That's what I'm talking about.
24:09Wow.
24:10If I didn't like basketball,
24:12I never said,
24:13I couldn't play.
24:14Mm-hmm.
24:15Just full of surprises, aren't you?
24:17Mm-hmm.
24:27Well, look at them, look at me.
24:32Three behind us, aren't they?
24:39You watching?
24:42Good.
24:51Oh, now she comes to watch.
24:53Why do you care?
24:55I don't, baby.
24:56It's just...
25:01Have fun at practice.
25:08Whatever.
25:28I know what you and Adrian are doing.
25:38Trying to show up for my girl?
25:40She's not your girl.
25:41You think you're better than you,
25:42don't you?
25:45Jennifer,
25:45after the shit you pulled with Charlie,
25:47I think most people are better than you.
25:48Then why are you over there
25:50slutting it up with your new boyfriend?
25:52Putting on a show.
25:53Damn, can you pick a lane?
25:54What am I, a virgin or a whore?
25:56You're a fake bitch,
25:57bitch is what you are.
25:58You're calling me fake?
26:00You're the one that's been pretending
26:02to be my friend this entire time.
26:04I wasn't pretending.
26:05He felt sorry for you.
26:07But then you had to go
26:09and forget your place
26:11under.
26:12Yeah.
26:17Then we'll come running back.
26:19Anything.
26:21Have you lost your mind, bro?
26:22Huh?
26:23You lost your mind?
26:24Huh?
26:24What the fuck is going on?
26:25Okay, she's going to...
26:29Get out of here!
26:30Get out of here!
26:32What are you doing?
26:33Charlie, get out!
26:34What the fuck?
26:35You fucking bitch!
26:37You fucking idiot!
26:39We're done!
26:43You're okay?
26:45Yeah.
26:46You sure?
26:47Come on, let's go.
26:48Let's go.
26:57Hold on.
27:01I don't think it's broken.
27:03I'm sure it's fine.
27:04Okay, I bleed easy.
27:05You should just get back to practice.
27:07Wait a second.
27:09Happened to living and breathing basketball, huh?
27:12You're more important.
27:15Okay, what did you say?
27:18Uh, I mean, you're hurt, you know?
27:24I'm not just going to leave you alone.
27:27Sit down.
27:33How's it feel?
27:35Honestly, my wrist is worse.
27:37Yeah?
27:38From a catching me fall.
27:44How's it feel?
27:46Feels good.
27:50Like,
27:52really
27:54good.
28:01Um,
28:02thank you
28:03for having me back with Charlie.
28:05Of course.
28:07I, uh,
28:09saw you getting into it with Jennifer.
28:12There you go again.
28:14Watching me.
28:17Honestly?
28:20Still looking away this hard?
28:28Um,
28:30what were you all talking about?
28:33Am I an idiot?
28:37For trusting people?
28:40What?
28:41No.
28:43Of course not.
28:44Jennifer was my first friend here.
28:48Charlie,
28:48my first boyfriend.
28:51Am I just
28:52easy to throw away?
28:54No.
28:57I'd never let a girl like you get away.
29:09I, um,
29:12I'm feeling a lot better.
29:14Thank you
29:14for everything.
29:15Um,
29:17where'd you learn all this first aid stuff anyway?
29:21You mean you haven't heard the one about how I sewed up my own bullet wounds?
29:24I'm serious,
29:26Adrian.
29:32It's not glamorous.
29:35It was, uh,
29:39my gramps.
29:41He was sick.
29:44Dying.
29:47I'm going to go spend some time with him.
29:50I'm so sorry.
29:52Yeah, we, uh,
29:54we had a good couple of months.
29:57Played dominoes,
29:58watched all his old-timey movies he loved.
30:05Yeah, there was this nurse there.
30:07She was real cool.
30:09And she showed me some stuff.
30:12I was thinking
30:14I might even go pre-med at Duke next year.
30:18I mean, that is if I
30:20keep my grades up,
30:21get a scholarship,
30:21win the championship,
30:23all that shit.
30:26Well,
30:28you better get back to practice then.
30:31I don't want all my hard work
30:32on your
30:32English assignment
30:34to go to waste.
30:38Okay.
30:41Oh.
30:43Um,
30:44I'm having another kickback tonight.
30:46You should come.
30:49That's my girlfriend.
30:51People will expect it.
30:54Okay.
30:55Yeah, I'll be there.
30:58Okay.
31:03Okay.
31:18Fuck crypto,
31:19fuck stocks,
31:19fuck real estate,
31:21broke parties, bro.
31:22That's how you make the most money.
31:23Yeah.
31:24That's how you make the most money.
31:25I just want to be an all right,
31:27but I just think I want to be on me.
31:29Right,
31:30that's how we got so great.
31:32right back.
31:33Writing big bees,
31:34line back in front of the stairs.
31:36I still need to make it go,
31:38I still need to make it go,
31:38I still need to make it go.
31:40Wow.
31:52I just think I want to be on me.
31:54You know, misspell a couple words.
31:56Keep it realistic.
31:57Don't come for me in my own home.
32:06Yeah.
32:16Rob, I think I'm gonna get cheated on again.
32:20So let's show her.
32:22Hmm?
32:23Let's show me you're the only girl I want.
32:27Come on, answer me.
32:30Are Charlie and Jennifer here?
32:31Who cares?
32:35Let's do it first.
32:50Yeah.
32:51Nobody told you this before, but you're out to shine the sun.
32:58The type that I've been looking for.
33:00I've seen you inside my dreams.
33:04So baby, come a little closer.
33:07Know that you are the only one.
33:11I want to see your body move.
33:13Don't be afraid.
33:15Baby, keep the lights on.
33:18Are you serious?
33:19I wasn't even looking at her.
33:21You think I'm the...
33:21Well, damn.
33:22Now you're saying where I can and can't look?
33:24We do this every time because you do something crazy.
33:26Our plan is working.
33:27They're like five seconds away from breaking up.
33:30Charlie was trash from practice today.
33:33Jennifer's got them all caught in.
33:36You might be an evil genius.
33:38That's what's going on.
33:39You think I am?
33:40Because I can speak.
33:41Are you done?
33:42Nothing wrong.
33:44Shit, let's get out of here.
33:45Before she comes for us next.
34:02Oh, uh...
34:10You remembered?
34:12Yeah.
34:13This is, uh...
34:14This is kind of where we first met.
34:16Hello?
34:17Hello?
34:17Are you listening?
34:18Why do you never listen?
34:19You, uh...
34:20Think they're gonna break up?
34:24Yeah, seems like it.
34:28If they do break up...
34:34And, um...
34:35We don't need this fake relationship anymore...
34:41What would happen to us?
34:49Can we talk somewhere else?
34:51Mm-hmm.
35:03Yeah, this is way better.
35:07Best thing to do now is lay low.
35:09Mm-hmm.
35:10For Charlie and Jennifer.
35:12Let their minds to the workforce.
35:13The longer we're in here, the more they will spiral.
35:16Exactly.
35:17Tell you from experience.
35:20You don't have to do much to get the rumors going.
35:24What if...
35:24I don't...
35:26want it to be a rumor?
35:37What do you want?
35:55I, um...
35:56I want you.
36:02I want you too.
36:02All righty.
36:17Bye.
36:20Bye.
36:49Hey, come to me.
37:07So, that didn't feel fake?
37:12Definitely wasn't.
37:14Couldn't you tell?
37:17I could tell.
37:19Yeah, I could tell.
37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop!
37:21Stop!
37:25No, seriously.
37:30I feel like we should do this.
37:33Like, for real.
37:37Maybe we can keep it real all the way to Duke next year.
37:45You're gonna Duke too?
37:48Thinking about it?
37:51It's everything I'm looking for.
38:00Fucking idiots.
38:01I told them to keep a chill tonight.
38:04You want to kick them out?
38:06Give us a little more privacy.
38:11You read my mind.
38:13Mm-hmm.
38:22Bro, look at this.
38:23Yo!
38:24What the fuck did I say, bro?
38:26What?
38:26I told you.
38:27Well, I'll cut it off, bro.
38:28Well, I'll cut it off, boy.
38:30Okay.
38:41You want another dance, huh?
38:46Wait, what are you doing?
38:48What?
38:49A man can't appreciate a fine woman?
38:51Where's Jennifer?
38:52You know, your girlfriend.
38:54I don't care about her.
38:55I care about you.
38:57All right.
38:58I'll break up with Jennifer right here, right now.
39:01I want you back, baby.
39:03All right, then.
39:05Prove it.
39:06Dude in front of everyone here.
39:08Break up with Jennifer, and we'll get back together.
39:11Wow.
39:15So that's why you wanted them to break up so bad?
39:17So you can get back with Charlie?
39:19What?
39:21Wait, Adrian, no.
39:22No, no, that's not what I was doing.
39:23Save it.
39:23Save it.
39:27It doesn't matter.
39:28Hey, bro, you can have her.
39:30She was never mind anyway.
39:32No, Adrian, don't.
39:33No, no, no, no.
39:33It was all fake.
39:36The whole thing was fake.
39:41I only did it because I felt sorry for her.
39:45You felt sorry for me?
39:47Yeah, I felt sorry for you.
39:49So sorry to fuck me first.
39:51Come on now, you know it's...
39:51No, congratulations, Adrian.
39:53You got everything you wanted.
39:55You got laid.
39:56You got the A.
39:57You made me look like an idiot.
39:59I just hope that championship you're after next
40:02keeps you warm at night.
40:04Where are you going, Emily?
40:06The party's just getting started.
40:09Can you shut up?
40:11Absolutely not.
40:13A fake relationship?
40:15You just keep finding new ways to embarrass yourself.
40:19You're even more pathetic than I thought.
40:22Better than a male-centered pick-me-bitch who will die alone
40:25when your cheating husband leaves you and you look around
40:27and realize you don't have a single friend in sight.
40:32Hey, Em!
40:33Em!
40:34Em!
40:34Hey!
40:35You got everything you wanted too, you know?
40:37I was never gonna get back with Charlie!
40:39She sounded pretty short of me.
40:40I told you from the start, I just wanted to ruin Jennifer's life
40:42like she ruined mine.
40:48So being with me ruined your life?
40:53Well, clearly you never cared about me either.
40:55You were sure quick to put me on blast back there.
40:58You made me look weak in front of half the school.
41:00Since when do you care what they think?
41:01Like you're any better.
41:03Everything you do is for other people.
41:06You and me?
41:09There is no way we were ever going to be real.
41:32All we have to do is write a poem on the style of our favorite poet.
41:35You seriously can't even manage that?
41:53Okay, who wants to read their final poetry assignment out loud?
42:01Oh, come on people.
42:03Public speaking is a great tool.
42:05You're gonna need to...
42:06I'll do it.
42:11Take it away.
42:22Believe it or not, I wrote this on myself.
42:29It might be a little rough.
42:31I'm not great with feeling stuff, but I mean every word.
42:38I based this off of Worcestershire's 34 excuses poem.
42:42Mine's just called Seven Ways To Be Real.
42:50One, I don't want to be how they say I'm gonna be, but sometimes I don't know how to stop.
42:57Two, I get mad at them and I get mad at me, but I never get mad at you.
43:04Two, I want to love you.
43:05Three, I want to love you like my gramps love my gramps.
43:09Four, like love and basketball.
43:14Five, like jello and vodka.
43:19Six, it doesn't look like fire, but it feels like fire.
43:28Seven, I didn't know I wasn't real until I saw your face.
43:31Until you looked at me and touched my hand and told me that I was.
43:37Feed me.
43:56Why are you clapping?
43:57This is disgusting.
44:01Enough!
44:03Nah, sit your butts down.
44:04This ain't sex, Ed.
44:10Well done, Mr. Mackey.
44:12Good luck at state.
44:36You should talk to Duke about a poetry scholarship.
44:39Only if I know my muse is going to be there, too.
44:41How else are you going to pass your English courses?
44:44I'll just look at you.
44:45I'll just look at you.
44:47Why the fuck did you not call me last night?
44:49I texted you.
44:50Yeah, you texted me, but I told you to call me.
44:53Are you done?
44:53No, I...
44:54So you're done.
44:55It's like they're back together.
44:56I told you to call me every hour.
44:57You okay with that?
45:00I don't care.
45:02I got more important things to do.
45:04Yeah, yeah?
45:05Mm-hmm.
45:06Like what?
45:10Like what?
45:11Yes.