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00:00So, the neoliberal Voltron has finally come together.
00:05I am currently in Canada with my fiance. I am far away from the hellscape that is America right now.
00:13So for months we've been hearing, if you put all these guys together, they have more votes than Bernie.
00:19But alas, the rat dropped out, Klobuchar dropped out. What, Ollie? He won't come up?
00:27But alas, the rat dropped out, Klobuchar dropped out. They all got behind Biden.
00:35Literally a day before Super Tuesday. A day before today. This all happened yesterday.
00:41Everyone just dropped out and was like, uh, support Joe Biden. It's like the most transparent and desperate move.
00:47Now most of the supporters of these guys have Bernie as their second choice.
00:53But just the fact that they chose Joe Biden is like, concerning and scary.
00:58I could have sworn they were going to choose Pete Buttigieg to be like their corporate hack that they all
01:03push.
01:04But no, they went with Joe, I think because Joe won South Carolina, which he knew he was going to
01:10win.
01:10Because the population there is like 75% old people and that's Joe's core base, is old people.
01:18And a lot of people are pointing out, yeah, but you know, black people are also his thing.
01:22And yeah, that's right, but they were mostly old black people.
01:26I think the age is the more relevant factor here because Bernie does really well with younger black people.
01:31But Joe put all of his eggs into the South Carolina basket.
01:35He only campaigned there. He didn't campaign in any of the Super Tuesday states.
01:40Let me repeat that. He didn't campaign in any of the other states.
01:45He was literally just banking on doing well in South Carolina, which he knew he was going to do.
01:50Relying on the media's hype to push him towards winning the entire nomination.
01:56Which honestly could happen because the media fucking loves Joe Biden, dude.
02:01When Bernie won the other three states, the popular votes in the other states,
02:06the media just downplayed it, basically ignored it, compared it to the fall of France, to the Nazis.
02:13There was just like no celebration. It was just, oh no, this is the worst thing ever.
02:18And then Joe wins one state in his 30 years of like running.
02:24He wins one state and then the media is just like popping champagne bottles.
02:30And the worst part is it might work.
02:33The media and the South Carolina win might actually propel Joe Biden to be the nominee.
02:41Joe is probably the weakest candidate out of all of them.
02:45He cannot, as we know, his brain is legitimately melting.
02:50The man is in like the early stages of dementia.
02:53I've known people with dementia.
02:56He legitimately has dementia.
02:59Or at least has some kind of issue with his brain.
03:02He will get steamrolled by Trump.
03:06He will be Trump's pinata.
03:08Joe Biden's campaigning like slowed way, way, way down.
03:13And it turns out an article came out saying that he basically stopped campaigning after Bloomberg joined the race.
03:23So, if you think about it, what that means also is that he's spending less money on campaigning.
03:30So, obviously a lot of his backers changed over to Bloomberg as soon as Bloomberg joined the race.
03:36It's funny to see that he was banking so much on Carolina.
03:40I know.
03:41And, uh, but I mean it's gonna work because they gave him the Buttigieg bump.
03:45Yeah.
03:45For having a single obvious win.
03:49I know.
03:53Heck land.
03:54Nice scarf.
03:56Looks super cute.
03:58Stop.
03:59How is nobody close to him?
04:01Like, taking him aside and being like, Joe, listen, you can't do this.
04:05Oh, actually, you know what?
04:07Obama did that.
04:08Obama literally told Joe Biden not to run.
04:10Which explains why he's not really endorsing Joe.
04:13So, Obama clearly knows something is wrong.
04:16But everyone's just pretending he's fine.
04:18Which again falls into my theory that they don't care if they lose to Trump.
04:22They'd rather lose to Trump than win with Bernie.
04:26Because with Trump, he hurts their feelings.
04:29You know, they don't like him.
04:30He embarrasses them.
04:32But he's not really a threat to the party.
04:34Bernie Sanders is a legit threat to the party.
04:38Because they're wealthy donors.
04:40The military industrial complex.
04:42Big Pharma.
04:43And the corruption in general.
04:44Bernie basically wants to drain the swamp that is the Democratic Party.
04:49Months ago, Joe Biden's own campaign said that they like to hide him and make him speak less.
04:56Because the more he speaks, the less people like him.
05:00His own campaign knew Joe was coasting on name recognition and Obama nostalgia.
05:07The average American is not super in tune with politics.
05:12So, they see Joe Biden.
05:14They know Joe Biden.
05:15They miss the Obama days when the media wasn't infecting their brain with Trump bad,
05:19Trump bad, Trump bad, Trump bad.
05:20Don't you want to go back to when it wasn't like this?
05:23And that's what Joe will give them.
05:26Joe will just give them that, like, happy nostalgia back when Trump wasn't a thing.
05:32But they don't understand that that neoliberal establishment, that whole thing, is what gave us
05:37Trump to begin with.
05:38Electing somebody like Biden is just gonna make room for, like, another Trump.
05:44But, like, worse.
05:47But not only that, because that's assuming Biden even wins.
05:49Biden's not gonna win.
05:51He brings all of that baggage that Hillary bought and more because, again, his brain melting.
05:56At least Hillary had, like, a functioning brain.
05:59At least she had, like, three brain cells.
06:02Joe has none.
06:02And I actually feel bad making fun of him and, like, making jokes because, like,
06:07this is literally borderline elder abuse.
06:10I don't think anyone actually believes that he can beat Donald Trump.
06:13I honestly, truly do not think that.
06:16Bernie Sanders, on the other hand, is a populist.
06:19And Trump is a right-wing populist.
06:22And they both have really passionate bases.
06:27Which the wine moms online see as a really awful thing.
06:32Bernie supporters are just like Trump supporters.
06:34Oh, you mean that we have really passionate bases that post good memes online?
06:38So those two forces coming together is an actual challenge.
06:42Someone who speaks to the working class and another one who speaks to the working class.
06:46Someone who brings out young voters and another one who brings out young voters.
06:49That is an actual challenge.
06:51Another milquetoast establishment hack who does not bring out young voters at all.
06:57Joe Biden's base is, like, only old people.
06:59That's not even an exaggeration.
07:02All the polls show his biggest base is everyone over 45.
07:06Versus Bernie who brings out everybody, including independents.
07:09Joe doesn't get that.
07:10Bernie brings out, like, moderates, conservatives, people who never vote.
07:14Like me, if Bernie wasn't in the race, I would probably not vote.
07:18Joe doesn't bring out anybody.
07:19He's low energy.
07:21He's depressing to watch.
07:22Have you ever watched a Joe Biden speech?
07:24It is actually depressing.
07:26It's mostly just this low energy.
07:29We can't do this.
07:31We're America.
07:32We're the greatest country.
07:33But we can't do this.
07:34We can't do that.
07:36These things aren't possible.
07:38But America is amazing and we can do anything except, uh, what most other countries in the
07:42world are doing.
07:44We can't do that.
07:44All those Bernie supporters that stayed home in 2016 or voted third party or voted for Trump,
07:50it's gonna happen again if it's somebody like Biden.
07:52But if it's Bernie, all those people will vote.
07:55Whether the winner in the general is Trump or Bernie, MSNBC loses.
08:01But they'd rather lose to Trump because Trump gets them ratings.
08:04By the way, Trump needs to stop making good tweets about this because, like,
08:08I try my hardest not to like Trump tweets.
08:10But he's actually making, like, really good points about this primary.
08:13He's like, oh, they're trying to screw over Bernie again.
08:16Look what they're doing.
08:17Mike Bloomberg's buying the election.
08:19And then the blue check marks will be responding to Trump's Twitter like,
08:22oh, that's just because you fear Biden.
08:25It's like, no, he doesn't.
08:27The only person Trump sees as a challenge is Bernie.
08:30This has been confirmed by Trump himself and has been confirmed by Tucker Carlson.
08:36Democratic voters massively increased young voter turnout,
08:39something that Hillary Clinton struggled to do.
08:41And out of all the Democratic candidates, performs the best among the white working class.
08:46So, you know, if you just look at the data and look at the numbers,
08:49they maybe they would calm down.
08:51But of course, they have other financial interests at stake is why they really oppose him.
08:56It's interesting.
08:57As of tonight, I say this with sincerity.
08:59Donald Trump is one of the only people I know of in Washington who recognizes this as a threat.
09:05There were every other Republican is saying we want to run against Bernie.
09:07I don't think that's wise at all.
09:09Christopher, thank you for that analysis.
09:11Bernie actually has that passion and that winning message.
09:13And he actually sticks on policy.
09:15All these other people just had orange man bad.
09:17Don't you wish you lived in the time where orange man wasn't here?
09:20What are you going to do in a general election against Trump?
09:23Just go, at least I'm not him like Hillary did?
09:28It's just such a disaster to the point where I think they know they're going to lose.
09:32And they'd rather lose with Biden than win with Bernie.
09:36Now, do I think this is going to work?
09:39Do I think?
09:40Oh, bless you.
09:41What is Super Tuesday going to be like?
09:43Which is right tonight.
09:44I think it's starting like in an hour.
09:45What is Super Tuesday going to be like?
09:47Is this going to work?
09:48Is Biden going to sweep?
09:49Is Biden just going to dominate?
09:51I don't know.
09:51I have no idea.
09:53I hope not, but we don't know.
09:56It's a little too late for the neoliberal Voltron to come together.
10:01Um, I don't know if it's going to have that much of an effect.
10:03Why Biden?
10:05I didn't expect that.
10:07That's like sad.
10:09You really think Biden is- really?
10:12I actually feel bad because it's almost like they're just doing this because he's the easiest
10:17to manipulate.
10:18Like these aren't just gaffes.
10:20The media is like, oh, Joe Biden had another gaffe.
10:23Haha, quirky, funny.
10:25No.
10:26And we don't even see him speak that often.
10:29So how are they going to hide it if he's the nominee?
10:33It's going to be worse than ever.
10:35Ollie, are you still voting for Joe Biden?
10:37Are you still voting for Joe Biden, honey?
10:40So as I'm editing this, I just found out the worst news.
10:47Joe Biden promises to put Beto O'Rourke in charge of gun control.
10:53Beto O'Rourke, the epitome of liberals gonna take our guns.
10:57Beto wants the police to bust down your door and take your property.
11:02Let me just remind you, Bernie himself has called out Beto O'Rourke's authoritarian ass
11:08on this.
11:09Says it's unconstitutional and a slippery slope.
11:13Oh my god, this just made everything worse.
11:15This just made everything worse.
11:17This just made my anxiety about this fucking election 10 times worse.
11:23I just...I want to get off the DNC's wild ride.
11:27I'll give a look at this episode.
11:27I will take care of the DNC's wild ride.
11:27Oh my god, I'm afraid to use my little
11:27weather on ketone-trane ass outside.
11:28I'll give a look at it.