00:00This doll is getting the best seat in the house.
00:04You don't get any fancier than blue toilet water fancy.
00:09Okay, almost done with our little concoction.
00:15And look, it's our old pal Blue.
00:18And he brought gifts.
00:21Today I learned ear blackheads are a thing.
00:26Wow, they're huge.
00:28Must be some deep pores.
00:34Give it a squeeze.
00:36There's still gunk inside.
00:41Maybe you want to change those gloves.
00:44Well, now it's time to look inside the ear.
00:47That takes care of the wax.
00:49Is that an ingrown hair?
00:54While you're here, let's throw in a free piercing.
01:04Next up is a tea infuser with an interesting design.
01:10What are you waiting for?
01:11Add the tea and try it out.
01:17And I know the perfect person to try it out on.
01:21Try this tea.
01:22It might help with that cough.
01:26Probably should have given her a heads up.
01:34A tiny car that fits right inside your watch.
01:38You can take it out to play.
01:40And the watch is the controller.
01:43We can use it for a romantic proposal.
01:47Well, in theory, not so much in practice.
01:54Where do you think it's going to end up?
02:01Kissy Missy's dreams are about to come true.
02:05Time to carry you over the threshold.
02:09Our next toy likes to hug.
02:11A lot.
02:13Unless he's in a bad mood.
02:15But he still makes a great goalie.
02:20Just don't throw him anything he'd want to keep.
02:29That's enough swag for today.
02:30He's only got eight arms.
02:39Let's try this out.
02:41Where's the toilet?
02:44Look.
02:45It gives you a little target.
02:47Guess it's time for aiming practice.
02:50Bullseye.
02:51Hey.
02:51This bathroom is kind of occupied here.
02:54And you can change the target.
02:57Look.
02:58A sit-down setting.
03:04How many settings does this have, anyway?
03:10Wow.
03:11Cat paws.
03:13And we're just getting started.
03:15Can't forget your ears and whiskers, either.
03:18He's got the cat personality down pat.
03:23To be fair, he acts like this even without the costume.
03:30What a nice, bright, sunny day for napping.
03:35It's like those computer plugs all over again.
03:40Another nice, fun day of sleeping and napping.
03:43Well, it's time for bed.
03:50What does the box have next for us?
03:53Uh-huh.
03:55Aw.
03:56It even comes with a baby.
03:57Add a balloon.
03:59Blow it up.
04:00Come on.
04:01Keep pumping.
04:02Almost there.
04:03Off he goes.
04:04Careful.
04:05You're about to run on empty.
04:07Let's fly you back home.
04:08Now fill her up.
04:15Is it a plane?
04:16Is it a hot air balloon?
04:17I guess it's both.
04:20You know, sooner or later he's going to hit the ceiling.
04:25Next up.
04:26A tiny printer with a cute face.
04:29Don't forget it needs paper.
04:31And even more importantly.
04:33You need something to print.
04:35Write something out.
04:44How about we try a selfie next?
04:46Smile.
04:47The camera loves you.
04:51It's all black and white.
04:53You could have been big in silent pictures.
04:57On second thought, you might want to use a new headshot.
05:01Good thing we just put in a new roll.
05:07What's next?
05:08This box will help you make new hair extensions.
05:12Decorate the ribbon any way you like.
05:19Now add the ribbon to the box.
05:22Leaving one end inside.
05:26Look.
05:27It cuts the ribbon up into thin hair-like slices.
05:32Once they're cut up, you can add them to your hair.
05:38Now you can finally do a hair flip.
05:41And it's great for glam rock.
05:47Ah.
05:48A cup holder.
05:49Now we don't have to buy the whole car.
05:51Joke never gets old.
05:55Let's take it out for a test spin.
05:58It doesn't lose a drop.
06:01Good.
06:02Soda's a terrible thing to waste.
06:05Watching this in slow-mo is just nail-biting.
06:09Ah.
06:10Guess he likes it shaken, not stirred.
06:14Comes in handy when carrying snacks.
06:18And all sorts of activities when you might be holding a cup.
06:27Hey, skateboarding's pretty thirsty work.
06:31It works great.
06:33Can we try it with soup next?
06:40Fishing.
06:41Well, not everyone likes to read on the toilet.
06:45So, what's the catch of the day anyway?
06:52Let's throw it back.
06:57Now this one feels a lot bigger.
07:00Is that orange?
07:03Hey, you're supposed to not.
07:05People do like a little privacy in here.
07:08Ew.
07:11Good idea.
07:13Throw on a do not disturb sign.
07:16Or maybe just get a good lock.
07:21Next up, those sunglasses make you look like an action hero.
07:28Well, when you're upright.
07:30Good thing they're unbreakable.
07:32Seriously.
07:32It's like they were made with him in mind.
07:38Especially since he likes to push his lock.
07:41I don't think you're supposed to want to break it.
07:46Well, now let's see if it can survive a little road rage.
07:50Guess that did the trick.
07:51Think of it this way.
07:53You didn't lose your glasses.
07:55And you got a new puzzle game.
07:57Pretty random stuff.
07:58Hope we get some more.
07:59Catch you next time.
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