00:00Aww, how sweet. Looks like someone's got a secret admirer.
00:12Hey, I mean, you could at least try the cake.
00:16Aww, don't cry. He wasn't worth it.
00:19I know the perfect thing to cheer you up.
00:25Some helpful and fun internet videos.
00:30And they've got some great tutorials, too.
00:32And you gotta love the narrator.
00:36Okay, I see we're working on a budget.
00:39Don't worry, Opila Bird's got eggs to share.
00:46So, do you massage with them?
00:49Or do we use the yolk?
00:52Let's try both.
00:54Mix up the egg with some toothpaste.
00:57What else?
00:58Ooh, chalk!
01:00And you just got three in a row.
01:04Crumble it up and mix it all together.
01:10Should be ready.
01:12Grab a brush and get painting.
01:14After all, your face is always the perfect canvas.
01:23That should take care of all the blemishes.
01:28But what about all that dead skin?
01:34Maybe we should leave shedding to the snakes.
01:39It's okay.
01:40Science will save us.
01:44Ah, the perfect test subjects.
01:47Gummy candies.
01:50Let's mix them all together.
01:54And turn on the heat.
01:59Now that it's nice and gooey, add to your face.
02:03Don't worry.
02:05If it fails, we can always just eat it.
02:08It pairs well with cucumber slices.
02:13Uh-oh.
02:15You're breaking out again.
02:16Let's try a little cover-up.
02:20Carve out a shape from an eraser.
02:25Add some color.
02:27How about some blue?
02:30Now stamp on some instant freckles.
02:35A little concealer should help too.
02:40At least, if we could get it out.
02:45It's okay.
02:46We just need something to absorb it.
02:49Good.
02:49A sponge.
02:51This will help us smooth it out.
02:58Ooh, now let's take care of that mustache.
03:05All we need is a thin, simple thread.
03:10Make an X shape and get grooming.
03:17But that's not the only hair that needs attention.
03:21And I'm not talking about those pigtails.
03:28Just grab a glue stick, and soon those brows will be smoothed out.
03:36Okay, now we deal with the pigtails.
03:42Nothing like a new dude to perk you up.
03:46Except whipped cream, the answer to all life's problems.
03:53In fact, add some ink from a pen.
04:02Now get your hands in.
04:04Start mixing, and add to your hair.
04:11Just give it some time to settle.
04:14Once again, a little heat works like magic.
04:21Now your hair's looking a little rosier.
04:25Now let's wash that man out of your hair.
04:29And for our next trick, some pencil shavings.
04:34And something sticky.
04:38I guess that'll do.
04:42Just like that, you've got some instant eye shadow.
04:49We're almost done.
04:51Just ditch that sweater.
04:55Don't forget, revenge is a dish best served a la crème.
05:05Think he'll want his cake now?
05:12Well, then, I guess he can have it.
05:16So, save any for the rest of us?
05:20Ah, young love.
05:22It's like a fire that just can't be tamed.
05:31Oh, no.
05:33Looks like her Mr. Right might be a little too popular.
05:40Seems like this girl gets what she wants, though.
05:43Even if she has to take it.
05:49What does this beauty box contain?
05:52Oh, a toothbrush.
05:53And just in time, too.
05:55Oh, great googly moogly.
05:58Let's add some toothpaste.
05:59Always a good idea.
06:01And start cleaning.
06:04Now say, ah.
06:12I say this is a little much, but then again, we've seen her teeth.
06:20Looks like we're on to a good start here.
06:28Well, I wasn't going to say anything.
06:30But these will sure come in handy.
06:32Oh, no.
06:37Let's just say that she has more than enough reasons to try it out.
06:47Oh, good.
06:48It treats the problem.
06:49Cover-up can only do so much.
07:00Ew.
07:01You're not making candles.
07:03You don't need to save up on wax.
07:08Let's just hope this device will help clean things up for her.
07:16It's not pretty to look at, but it does its job.
07:20Please don't smell it.
07:37It looks like this is going to be a very precise procedure.
07:48It looks like this is going to be a very precise procedure.
07:50Oh, cool.
07:57Ah, blue hair.
08:01Well, good idea if she's going for the March Simpson look.
08:08Maybe you should move it out of your face before cutting.
08:17And now she's adding pink to the mix.
08:20Eh, who says hair needs to be one color?
08:28Honey, those things aren't cherries.
08:31Ah, she figured it out.
08:33Kind of looks like a clown nose.
08:35But for your mouth.
08:44Still, the important thing is it works.
08:47Let's try some lipstick.
08:56Yep, that works too.
08:58But do you think she should use another color?
09:06Good idea.
09:08Stencils sure seem to come in handy for this girl.
09:16It's simple enough, but we should probably do something for that middle.
09:28Oh no, I think that's a little too many wax strips.
09:36She's a bit of a glutton for punishment.
09:41Hmm, a mask.
09:43Not a bad idea.
09:46Okay, what's next?
09:48Oh, that looks pretty.
09:49But what's inside?
09:55Magnetic piercings work great if you don't like needles.
10:00Aha, lovely.
10:03But it still looks like you like going back for more piercings.
10:10Okay, what's in the box?
10:13Some girls don't want to give up their classic eyelash tricks.
10:18But considering her track record, maybe she should.
10:23Well, here we go with the pencil.
10:26Just make sure that you grab the right side.
10:32Ah, much easier.
10:34Hey, where'd her zits go?
10:39Temporary tattoos?
10:41Well, if worse comes to worse, she can always change her mind.
10:44And once again, no needles.
10:47Oh, so many options.
10:51Oh, come on, cut out the eye.
10:53The eye!
11:02Dinosaurs, butterflies, and flowers.
11:05Maybe she should settle on a theme.
11:08Well, the important thing is that she likes it.
11:11And has rubbing alcohol ready.
11:23Well, appearances start with the way you carry yourself.
11:26And it's not like we're asking her to carry books on her head.
11:35Wow, it already looks like a huge improvement.
11:47Okay, you've tried all the products.
11:50Time to test it all out.
11:52Wait, what's going on?
11:54She's transforming into something better, more exciting.
11:57Oh, yeah.
11:59So far, so good.
12:00But it's not like the box has an entire new wardrobe.
12:04Time to activate wardrobe change.
12:12Good idea.
12:13Make use of what you already have.
12:21And if you happen to have nice pumps and a purse collecting dust.
12:26Let's see her put all of this in action.
12:32That other girl's probably wondering what happened to her box.
12:37This is it.
12:38The moment of truth.
12:47And in the end, there's no greater weapon than playing hard to get.
12:53Transformer-rific stuff.
12:55Catch you next time.
12:59See you next time.
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