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00:08Ma'am, your daughter's in serious trouble.
00:11There's something wrong with her lungs.
00:12She's only got five minutes left to live.
00:16If you can save her, I'll do anything.
00:19Well, then you're gonna have to trust me.
00:21Okay, we have to unblock her lungs.
00:25Otherwise...
00:27I have an idea.
00:30A straw?
00:32Are you sure?
00:33It's the only way, ma'am.
00:37I trust you, sir, please.
01:11Hey, honey.
01:13Guess what day it is.
01:17Have you forgotten?
01:19It's our five year anniversary.
01:21You didn't forget, did you?
01:25Janice, what are you doing?
01:28I'm riding my bike.
01:29I gotta go.
01:30Oh, baby, don't hang up yet.
01:32I'll do something right.
01:37Is that a man's voice?
01:39I'm not paying you to yap on the phone while you're on the clock.
01:42Deliver this in 30 minutes or don't bother showing up here again.
01:46Fuck.
01:51Alright, Janice, here we go.
01:53What's up, man?
01:53I'm trying to find my way home.
01:56Oh, man.
01:58Oh, man.
02:04Oh, man.
02:14Oh, man.
02:16Oh, man.
02:17Oh, man.
02:18Oh, man.
02:18Oh, man.
02:18Oh, man.
02:22Oh, man.
02:48Oh, shit.
02:54What is this?
03:01Sixty years left, what the hell is that?
03:04Sir, are you alright?
03:06Do you need me to call an ambulance?
03:08Uh, hi, hi, no, no, it's fine.
03:19Why does the underwear show up?
03:26What's going on?
03:37Get your hand off me, you pervert!
03:40What?
03:41No, hey, hey!
03:43No, no, no, no, there was just numbers on your boobs, breasts, chest, sorry, I think I have
03:48a concussion.
03:54Where the hell are you?
03:55You have five minutes.
03:57If you're late, don't bother coming back.
04:00Um, ma'am, I'm sorry, I gotta go.
04:05Let me buy you a drink as an apology, yeah?
04:08Sorry, thank you!
04:09Hey, what's your name?
04:23Wait.
04:35So this number stands for any living thing and how much time it has left.
04:39And it turns red when it's about to fucking die, this is nuts!
04:45Hey, man, come take a look.
04:49I'm the one that you're looking for!
04:54Christ!
04:55I can also see how much things are worth?
04:57That's awesome.
04:58I'm gonna be rich!
05:10Ah, that's a good one.
05:12Alright, look.
05:13It's yours if you want it for 20.
05:14Wait.
05:15What?
05:16What?
05:17Too much?
05:18Here.
05:19Forget the tag.
05:21Here.
05:21Ten.
05:22No, no, sir.
05:23This thing is actually...
05:25Alright, look.
05:25You drive a hard bargain.
05:26The best I can do is five.
05:28Just take the cards and give me the money.
05:34Let's see if my powers are real.
05:37Okay, yeah.
05:38Here's...
05:39Here's a five.
05:40Alright.
05:43If this works out, our lines are about to change forever.
05:47Okay.
05:56Okay, see this?
05:58This mythical beast pack.
05:59It's so old.
06:02How's it worth 1.5 million dollars?
06:08Oh no.
06:10Was I wrong?
06:13Were my eyes lying to me?
06:24Now if I exchange this card for cash, I'm gonna be able to buy that necklace that Janice is so
06:28excited about.
06:29She's gonna lose her mind.
06:35Excuse me, sir?
06:37I got a card I'd like to sell.
06:39What card could you possibly have for me?
06:42It's just all you poor, lazy slobs looking for another get-rich-quick scheme.
06:45Why don't you just get the hell out of here?
07:02This is one of only 39 printed worldwide in 1998.
07:08Looks to be a PSA 10.
07:11Perfect grade.
07:12An absolute crown jewel of a collector's card.
07:16Dummy here doesn't know she.
07:18I'm about to make back.
07:20Well, uh, for this card in particular, you got one thing right.
07:24This is a holo, but it's only like a PSA 2.
07:28I think the best I can offer you is maybe like 2,000?
07:36You really think I'm stupid?
07:37Hey, I was doing you a favor.
07:39You know, I was highballing you with that $2,000 offer because I felt bad for you.
07:43So, okay.
07:44Well, first, this is a radiant white dragon goddess.
07:48PSA 10.
07:49That's a perfect grade.
07:51Second of all, there's only 39 copies of this in the whole world.
07:55That's 1998.
07:57So third, I want $1.5 million.
08:03Final offer.
08:04Come on.
08:05Yes.
08:07Okay.
08:08Well, thank you very much.
08:09Well, okay.
08:10No, no, no, no.
08:10Come on.
08:10Come on.
08:11What's the rush?
08:12What's the rush, man?
08:12Come on.
08:161.5?
08:22These cards are only worth that much.
08:27Okay.
08:32With this power, I'll become a billionaire in no time.
08:36Janice, we're gonna be rich!
08:40My apologies, Miss Carlisle.
08:42I know your grandfather's birthday is today, but we haven't been able to find a suitable
08:46gift.
08:46Hey, wow!
08:48What are the odds of seeing you again?
08:50Still seeing numbers on my chest?
09:02Miss, I gotta tell you, in 60 seconds, you're gonna die.
09:10First time you tried to hit on me, now you're telling me I'm gonna die in 60 seconds?
09:13You think you're funny?
09:15You better apologize right now, or you'll regret it.
09:17No, I swear, I'm not lying, okay?
09:19I don't know how to explain this, but I'm telling you the truth, please.
09:25Okay, Prophet, pack it up and go home.
09:29He doesn't seem to be lying.
09:32When I was eight, a terror master predicted I'd encounter a life or death situation of
09:3824 years old.
09:39The card you have drawn to your future is death.
09:42And your 23rd year of life, a disaster.
09:46If someone were to come at that moment and save you, he will be your destiny one.
09:51Destiny one.
09:54Miss Carlisle, you can't possibly buy what he's saying.
09:57I swear to God, I'm not joking.
09:59Okay, please, ladies, you gotta trust me.
10:01You've only got 30 seconds left.
10:05Fine, I'll trust you this time.
10:07But if nothing happens in 30 seconds, you've got some explaining to do.
10:21All right, we don't have to have space for you this week.
10:24You need to get ready for your grandfather's birthday dinner.
10:26We should go.
10:27Exactly the secret.
10:28I need to find it as soon as possible.
10:30What am I thinking?
10:31Am I actually buying what that pervert just said?
10:33Is he possible that it's for Connor?
10:36Is he possible that it's for Connor?
10:39Ah!
11:12I think he's okay.
11:29Ellen, find out who he is.
11:32He's the one.
11:34I have to marry him.
11:42Ms. Carlisle, I found his information.
11:45His name is Liam Corgan.
11:48He delivers pizzas.
11:50His address is 132 Daily Avenue.
11:57Get the car ready.
11:59Let's go.
12:04You know what, babe?
12:06I was thinking.
12:08When Liam comes home tonight, I'm going to tell him everything and divorce him so we can get married.
12:15Come on.
12:16Let's go again before we get home.
12:18You are so bad.
12:19I love it.
12:21Come on.
12:21I want to know.
12:29Harder.
12:31Janice?
12:52Honey?
12:53So this is your loser delivery guy husband?
12:57Honey, I work my ass off every single day to provide a life for you and this is how you
13:02treat me?
13:03You're just a loser who delivers pizza.
13:06Bro, your wife made the right choice.
13:11I'll show you what a man really is.
13:12Get down there.
13:19Harder.
13:29Liam, let him go.
13:36You slapped me.
13:39For him.
13:42Mitchell is the heir to the Finchers.
13:44The millionaires.
13:45I slapped you to save your life.
13:50Both of you, you hibby, you fucking jackass.
13:54So you found yourself a rich man.
13:56I found myself someone I actually love.
13:59I think we should get a divorce.
14:04Why are you doing this?
14:06I mean, what about our vows?
14:08We've been together for five years.
14:09I mean, five years.
14:10And I have nothing to show for it.
14:12I mean, face it.
14:14Okay, you are a loser.
14:15I have finally found a real man.
14:20In life and in bed.
14:23Sign it.
14:24And quit prolonging this.
14:25It's pathetic.
14:26Janice is my fiance now.
14:28Fuck off.
14:30Hey, buddy.
14:32We gave you a chance.
14:34You don't want to sign it.
14:35You don't have a choice.
14:37Kick his ass.
14:38Hey, what?
14:39Hey, hey, hey!
14:40Get off me!
14:42Stop!
15:00Who the hell are you?
15:02And what are you doing in my house?
15:04So you're Janice, Liam's blind gold digger wife.
15:08Oh, you bitch.
15:09You better watch your mouth.
15:10Just, just, just, just, stop.
15:13Be kind.
15:14That's the CEO of Carla Pharmaceuticals.
15:17Be nice to her.
15:23Good.
15:25You're not as dumb as you look.
15:27And I am Liam's fiance.
15:29Wait, what?
15:32What?
15:35Okay, why would someone like her want anything to do with someone like him?
15:42See why I called you blind?
15:44Liam is such a great guy.
15:46And you don't want him.
15:48Him.
15:49I mean, he's a broke, loser delivery guy.
15:53What can you possibly see in him?
15:55Ah!
15:58Mitchell Fincher, right?
16:00If she keeps insulting my fiance like that, I'll wipe you and your entire family off the map.
16:09Why are you helping me?
16:12Because you're going to be my husband.
16:15It's destiny.
16:24Liam Corrigan, will you marry me?
16:31Uh, we, I mean, I'm just an average Joe who delivers pizza.
16:36And you, you're, I mean, you're completely out of my league.
16:40I mean, if you marry me, it's, it's, it's just.
16:50I don't care.
16:52And I know that you will be successful in your own way.
16:55Now again, will you marry me?
17:01Yeah.
17:03Yes, yes, I will.
17:06No!
17:10What?
17:10You, you think you can just ride off into the sunset with your new sugar mama?
17:15Okay, in case you forgot, we're still married.
17:20Okay, I'm still your wife.
17:22And if you want a divorce, I want three million dollars in California.
17:30Otherwise, you'll see me in court.
17:36Janice, that's going way too far.
17:39I'll see you in court.
17:42Sure.
17:48Here.
17:50Three million dollars.
17:58But take it at your own risk.
18:06Hey.
18:07Hey, Bats.
18:10Please, Miss Carlisle.
18:12Please take the check back.
18:14Forgive us.
18:17Very well.
18:19Let's get out of here.
18:27Um, thank you for all of that, Miss Carlisle.
18:51Now, what's the right way to address me?
18:57Uh, my fiancée.
19:02I promise that,
19:05that I'm going to use everything in my power to protect you.
19:23Miss Carlisle, your grandfather's birthday gift.
19:28Right.
19:29Let's go find him something.
19:31Grandpa loves antiques.
19:34If only I knew anything about them.
19:37I think I can help with that.
19:46I think I can help with that.
20:03James.
20:04Hi, Rose.
20:05You know, our family, we all started with just one small little clinic, and now we are the
20:10biggest medical company in the whole state.
20:13Well, after 50 years of hard work from my father, of course, and now he gets to reap the benefits
20:19and do what he loves, which is being a connoisseur of the antiques.
20:24Where's Ivy?
20:26Oh, who cares?
20:28All right, it's better if she's not coming.
20:30Grandpa is choosing his heir today, and I would absolutely love to have some less competition.
20:42All right, honey.
20:43I'm going to go get ready with Ellen.
20:45Why don't you go there first?
20:46All right.
20:47But you better mentally prepare yourself, because this is going to knock your socks off.
20:57Wait!
20:58Please, save my daughter.
21:00All you Carliles are experts in medicine.
21:02There has to be something that you can do.
21:08She's in hypoxic shock.
21:10Without any equipment, there's nothing I can do.
21:13Please.
21:14Please save my daughter.
21:16Please save her.
21:17Rose, let's go.
21:19I'm sorry.
21:21Please.
21:22Please help her.
21:25Please.
21:26Get out of here, bitch.
21:28And you better not let your daughter die here.
21:30It's my grandpa's birthday in there.
21:32You got it?
21:34Please.
21:35She's just a child.
21:38Please.
21:42Please help my daughter.
21:54Ma'am, your daughter's in serious trouble.
21:56There's something wrong with her lungs.
21:57She's only got five minutes left to live.
22:00Please.
22:01If you can save her, I will do anything.
22:04Well, then you're going to have to trust me.
22:06Okay, we have to unblock her lungs.
22:11Otherwise, I have an idea.
22:15A straw?
22:17Are you sure?
22:18It's the only way, ma'am.
22:22I trust you, sir.
22:23Please.
22:48Thank you, sir.
22:50What's your name?
22:51I'm Moira Hanson.
22:52My dad is Darren Hanson, patriarch of the Hanson family.
22:55He'll make sure you're repaid handsomely.
23:03Liam Corrigan, ma'am.
23:04And there's no need.
23:05I just wanted to help your child.
23:07You should probably take her to the hospital, though.
23:18Do I look good?
23:21Let's go.
23:22The party has started.
23:30Today's the day.
23:32I don't know.
23:33You should have to go.
23:34You ready?
23:37Ivy!
23:38Hello, cousin.
23:40Hey, I heard you're bringing your fiancé today, right?
23:50Is this your fiancé?
23:54A pizza delivery boy?
23:58Ivy, is this true?
24:00This is your fiancé?
24:03Yes, he is.
24:05If Ivy gets married, she'll be a competitor to James' the heir.
24:10Oh, come on, delivery driver.
24:15Quit having any delusions about me.
24:20Here is one million.
24:23Now take it and leave!
24:32Enough.
24:35Since when do I need your permission to get married?
24:38Liam's my fiancé.
24:39If you're against him, you're against me.
24:42Ivy's so protective of me.
24:44Never in my wildest dreams.
24:47Ivy, I am your uncle.
24:49How could you say that?
24:50What are you all fussing about?
25:00Hey.
25:01Grandpa.
25:02So good to see you.
25:04I got you a gift from Sotheby's in Paris.
25:09All right?
25:09This is royal Chinese blue and white personally from 1576.
25:16Happy birthday, Grandpa.
25:19And Dad, I got you a Babylonian bronze sculpture.
25:25Very rare, very rare.
25:27Grandpa, this is a general sidearm from the Civil War,
25:32and allegedly it was owned by Ulysses S. Grant.
25:35Oh, wonderful.
25:38Now these gifts are delightful.
25:42Ivy, what did you get, Grandpa?
25:46Grandpa, I'm sorry.
25:48I didn't have enough time to...
25:50Whoa, Ivy.
25:51You've been Grandpa's favorite since we were babies.
25:55Don't tell me you didn't get him anything.
25:57She did.
25:58Yes.
26:00Here.
26:28What, were you driving on the wrong side of the town
26:30and you picked this stuff out of a dumpster?
26:32No, no, no, of course not.
26:35Actually, your gifts over there,
26:37they look like they came out of a dumpster.
26:42What the hell did you just say, jackass?
26:54See, the bowl?
26:56It was recently made.
26:58It costs only $1,000.
27:00And the statue, that's a frog.
27:05It's fake.
27:05It's only $200.
27:07And see, the gun, it is from the Civil War era,
27:11but it was only used by a soldier.
27:15$100,000.
27:16See, this painting?
27:17Ivy's painting is priceless.
27:24Wait, you tell us that all of our gifts are fake?
27:29Nice try, pal.
27:31Really?
27:32Look, we understand you can't afford anything presentable,
27:35so you just made up some bullshit about our gifts.
27:38Tell me, who's the artist of this painting?
27:41Hmm, some, uh, some six-year-old?
27:44It's okay, it suits you.
27:46Straight-up garbage.
27:49No, no, see, it's not garbage.
27:52And even if you did shit gold bricks,
27:54you wouldn't be good enough to wipe your ass with it.
27:56Look, I, I, I, I, I do.
27:58I'm not running, um, circus.
28:03Liam, I'm really happy that you came here with me today.
28:05But this is getting out of hand.
28:07Let's go.
28:07Ivy, you gotta trust me, Ivy.
28:10Okay?
28:11Even if you don't believe me,
28:13I'm gonna open your eyes.
28:16Ladies and gentlemen,
28:19Showtime.
28:21Showtime.
28:22Showtime.
28:46Showtime.
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