00:01So there's this man and he's a time machine.
00:06Up and down history he goes, zip zip zip, getting into scrapes.
00:11Another thing he has is a passion for the works of Adam Sandler.
00:18And one day he thinks, what's the point of finding a time machine if you're not getting between your heroes?
00:23So, off he goes to 20th century America.
00:28But he can't find Sandler anywhere. No one's heard of him.
00:32Not even his family.
00:35Now, poor Earth, the time traveller, is talking about.
00:41This didn't happen by the way.
00:45I've met Adam Sandler.
00:47Nice chap.
00:49I've got intense.
00:50A difficult game.
00:52No!
00:54This is called...
00:56The Bootstrap Paradox.
00:58Google it.
01:00The time traveller panics.
01:03He can't bear the thought of a world of art movies of Adam Sandler.
01:06Luckily, he bought all of his Adam Sandler movie screenplays for Adam to sign.
01:10So he copies out all the jokes, all the bullet placements, all the offensive Rob Schneider characters, and he gets
01:17them filmed.
01:18He becomes... Adam Sandler.
01:20And history continues with barely a fellow ruffled.
01:25The question is this.
01:29Who really put those jokes and stereotypes together?
01:32Who really wrote Jack and Jill?
01:45Who really wrote Jack and Jill?
02:01How many people like that?
02:02Who really wrote Jack and Jill?
02:04There. Just in the corner of your eye.
02:14Bloody hell.
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