00:00I'd like to buy a gun please?
00:01Sure, can I say your gun license please?
00:04Uh, I don't have a gun license.
00:08Well, then I can't sell you a gun.
00:10Alright, well then how do I get one of those?
00:13Well, firstly, why do you want a gun?
00:16Uh, self-defense.
00:19Wrong answer already.
00:21Hey there, I'd like to buy a gun please.
00:23Sure thing. What you looking for?
00:25We got everything from pistols to rocket launchers.
00:28I don't know, can you recommend anything for me?
00:30I've got a good deal on these Walters here at the moment.
00:34Small, handy and very efficient.
00:37I don't know, seems kind of girly.
00:40Okay, if you're looking for something a little bigger,
00:44got this old classic AK-47, never disappoints.
00:52The only acceptable reasons to get a gun here
00:55is for hunting, sports shooting or you are a collector.
01:00Uh, okay, sports shooting I guess.
01:03Well, you need a full police background check.
01:06You need to take a psychological test at a registered psychologist.
01:11Really?
01:12Then you need to complete a certified firearms training course,
01:1616 hours of classroom instructions and 20 hours practice on the shooting range.
01:22Nice.
01:23I don't know, a Soviet?
01:26I was thinking something bigger.
01:28Bigger?
01:29Oh, someone likes it dirty, eh?
01:33Okay, look.
01:34The biggest gun I can legally sell you is this M134 minigun.
01:40Fires 6,000 rounds per miah.
01:43Wow, that's a lot.
01:45Can I try it?
01:46We don't have it in stock here, but this is it in action.
01:51Ah, impressive.
01:53That's more like it.
01:54I'll take that one.
01:56After that, you have to get a liability insurance,
01:59submit a formal application to the weapons authority,
02:02wait for approval, takes a couple of months.
02:05In the meantime, you can schedule your government inspection for your home storage facility.
02:10Whoa, the government in my house?
02:14Yeah.
02:14Seriously?
02:15They'll want to have a look at your gun locker to store the gun in.
02:18I'll recommend this one.
02:20This thing is huge.
02:21I mean, Jesus, is that really necessary?
02:24Yes, it must be huge and heavy, weighing at least 115 kilograms,
02:29so no one can easily steal your gun or the cabin.
02:32Jesus fucking Christ.
02:35Great choice, great choice.
02:36I'll tell you what, you fill out this quick form right here,
02:39it'll be ready for you in a jeffing.
02:41Awesome, thanks.
02:42You sure you don't want these Walters too, huh?
02:44Maybe, uh, for your girlfriend?
02:47I don't know.
02:48There's a really good promo going on right now.
02:51So buy one, get one free.
02:54Hmm?
02:55Seriously?
02:57Alright, you got me.
02:58Can you wrap one of those in gift paper for me?
03:00Sure thing, partner.
03:03After you got all that together, you can bring your license here,
03:08and we can talk about the guns.
03:10Okay?
03:11How long is all that gonna take?
03:12Oh, that depends on you.
03:14If everything goes quick, one and a half years?
03:17Jesus, why is this so long and complicated?
03:21You don't want any crazy people being able to own firearms, do you?
03:25I guess.
03:25I don't know.
03:26I don't really care.
03:28But, uh, yeah.
03:30I guess I'll get the ball rolling here.
03:32Well, see you in two years.
03:34Good luck.
03:36Hmm.
03:37That is pretty good in the hand, actually.
03:41Gotta be more careful.
03:43What are you looking at?
03:45You want some trouble?
03:46Huh?
03:47Afternoonn.
03:49Yeah, just now...
03:51follow me before.
03:51My wedding day.
03:51I hope you'll stay long.
03:51Bye-bye.
03:51Uh-bye.
03:51Bye-bye.
03:51Bye-bye.
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