00:00Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
00:03I'm gay!
00:07Today, guys, you'll be doing a try not to laugh.
00:10Tim, you'll have water in your mouth.
00:12Yep.
00:13Myle, you'll have milk.
00:14Cheers!
00:16I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.
00:19He said, well, stop going to those places.
00:25What does a gay horse eat?
00:27Hey!
00:30Hey!
00:30Hey!
00:31Hey!
00:31Hey!
00:32Hey!
00:32Hey!
00:32That was good.
00:34The inventor of Velcroed.
00:36RIP.
00:41Two robbers were robbing a liquor store.
00:43When one picks up a bottle and asks, is this whiskey?
00:46And the other says, yeah, well, it's not as whiskey as robbing a bank.
00:51Willy Whisker.
00:55The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart.
00:58It's not our fault she's been in the way.
01:02At dinner, my date leaned in and whispered, you more of a breast or a thigh guy.
01:06I said, chicken fingers all the way, baby.
01:08Okay?
01:08I said, okay.
01:08We'll be right there.
01:09.
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