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AJ McKenzie
  • 1 day ago
End of TNBA and BTAS as a whole
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00:14Stupid, useless waste of time.
00:21Have a seat, I'll be right with you.
00:23I don't mind saying I really hate these checkups.
00:26If it weren't part of the police physical, I wouldn't be here at all.
00:29Oh, come now, Commissioner.
00:31You can't tell that it's a joker after all these years.
00:34What in this miserable world is more beautiful than a nice big smile?
00:46Naughty, naughty. Jump around like that and Doctor won't give you a lollipop.
00:53You little good.
01:00My, my. This doesn't look good at all.
01:03I'm afraid everything will have to go.
01:18It was an easy hint, joker. Sloppy. Predictable.
01:24You're losing your edge.
01:26Excuse me, but the teeth were my idea.
01:29So's this.
01:37That's a real gasser, huh, Mr. J?
01:41I give the punchlines around here.
01:44Got it?
01:45Yes, sir.
01:46You serious?
01:48Well, Batsy, it's been a hoot, as always.
01:52But I really must run.
01:54May the force be with you.
02:00It was an amazing reference, because Mark Hamill was also in Star Wars, obviously.
02:06May the force be with you.
02:08Hey! Hey!
02:18I really hate these check-ups.
02:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:49Ahem.
02:50Go away, I'm busy.
02:53Aw, come on, Porden.
02:55Don't you want to rev up your Harley?
03:04Oh, sweetie, I got the whoopee cushion.
03:11yeah man this is uh the Joker's obsession with obsession with another man well he
03:21has Harley Quinn right there little suspect that was right that set up
03:28today was corny old hat it's time I capped off off you with his ultimate
03:34humiliation followed by his deliciously delirious death why don't you just shoot
03:44him just shoot him know this my sweet the death of Batman must be nothing less
03:53than a masterpiece the triumph of my sheer comic genius over his ridiculous
03:58mask and gadgets well hold the phone here's one I forgot the death of a
04:11hundred smiles I allure Batman to a secret lair then bang plop him into my
04:18specially prepared piranha tank the last thing you'll see are all those beautiful
04:23hungry smiles as they rip them to be too oh wait wait now I remember why I
04:30scrapped this plan brothers can't smile even my own joker toxin couldn't get a
04:37giggle out of them really I know how to make some smiles pudding face it hard this
04:51stinks you're a certified nutso wanted in 12 states and hopelessly in love with a
04:56psychopathic clown at what point did my life go looney tunes how did it happen who's
05:03to blame Batman that's who Batman it's always been Batman ruining my life spoiling my fun
05:12coming between me and my point are you serious even the ravenous dogs think
05:19you're insane you have to reevaluate from the very beginning
05:36Harleen Quinzel I'm Joan Leland hi Joan call me Harley everyone does I must admit I was surprised you
05:46wanted to intern here at Arkham well I've always had an attraction for extreme personalities they're
05:51more exciting we're challenging and more high-profile you can't deny there's an
05:56element of glamour to these super criminals I'll warn you right now these
06:00are hardcore psychotics if you're thinking about cashing in on them by
06:03writing a tell-all book think again
06:13they eat enough it's like you for breakfast
06:37I put it there I think the guards would be interested to know you've been out of your cell if
06:43you really were going to tell you already would have you know sweets I like
06:48what I've heard about you especially in the name
06:58Harley Quinzel rework it a bit and you get Harley Quinn like the clown character
07:05Harlequin I know I've heard it before it's a name that puts a smile on my face
07:15it makes me feel there's someone here I can relate to someone who might like to hear my secrets
07:25it took me nearly three months to set up a session I studied all his tricks and gimmicks and felt
07:31I
07:31was ready for anything you know my father used to beat me up pretty badly anything except that
07:39every time I got out of line bam oh sometimes I'd be just sitting there
07:45doing nothing pow pops tended to favor the grape you see
07:51it's a lie it's all a lie
07:53huh there was only one time I ever saw dad really happy he took me to the circus when I
08:00was seven
08:01I still remember the clowns running around dropping their pants my old man laughed so hard I thought
08:11he'd bust a gut so the very next night I ran out to meet him with his best Sunday pants
08:16around my ankles
08:17hi dad look at me zoop I took a big prat ball and tore the crotch clean out of his
08:25pants
08:33and then he broke my nose but hey that's the downside of comedy you're always taking shots
08:42from folks who just don't get the joke like my dad or batman it soon became clear to me that
08:50the joker
08:50so often described as a raving homicidal madman was actually a tortured soul crying out for love
08:57and acceptance a lost injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics
09:05are you serious also that's not how it happened uh joker felt batman didn't throw joker in there
09:15there as always was the self-righteous batman
09:20determined to make life miserable for my angel
09:27yes I admit it as unprofessional as it sounds I had fallen in love with my patient
09:34pretty crazy huh not at all as a dedicated career-oriented young woman you felt the need
09:41to abstain from all amusement and fun it's only natural you'd be attracted to a man who could
09:46make you laugh again I knew you'd understand anytime then there was that horrible week when he escaped
09:53the poor thing was on the run alone and frightened I was so worried they've got him
09:59worried about him what about the population
10:15no
10:37hey
10:39hey
10:39hey
10:41hey
10:42hey
10:54hey
10:58hey
11:00hey
11:01hey
11:01hey
11:02hey
11:02hey
11:03hey
11:06hey
11:13hey
11:15hey
11:15get
11:15hey
11:17Carly Quint!
11:25It seemed like we would live happily ever after.
11:33But that'll never happen as long as there's a Batman around to torment my pudding.
11:40Hmm...
11:40This tape reaches Batman. I hope it's not too late for you to help me.
11:44It's no joke. Mr. J's gone up his nut for real.
11:46Because you stopped him from killing Gordon, he said he's gonna take out the whole city.
11:51I've seen the plans, the gas bombs, everything!
11:55I finally realized this isn't funny anymore.
11:58I can help you get him if you promise me protection.
12:16Ah!
12:17Open it.
12:22Okay.
12:23I want Gordon to see these. If what you say is true, the police'll...
12:27Traitor!
12:28No one turns stooly on me and lives!
12:35Ha!
12:36Ha!
12:41Ha!
12:48Sweet dreams, sucker.
12:58quinn oh you're awake finally the joker where it's just me b-man no joker no gas bombs no
13:08city in peril just you that tank and me why to show mr jay i could really pull off one
13:15of his
13:16plans see he could never get these fishies to smile but then i had the bright idea of hanging
13:21the victim that's you upside down that way to you it'll look like they're smiling clever brilliant
13:33yeah yeah i can tell you're less than thrilled
13:38you know for what it's worth i actually enjoyed some of our rumps
13:42but there comes a time when a gal wants more and now all this gal wants is to settle down
13:48with her
13:48loving sweetheart you and the joker right a rooney
13:56i've never seen you laugh before i don't think i like it
14:03you little fool the joker doesn't love anything except himself
14:08wake up harleen he had you pegged for a hired help the minute you walked into arkham
14:16that's not no no he told me things secret things he never told anyone
14:23was it his line about the abusive father or the one about the runaway mom
14:28he's gained a lot of sympathy with that one
14:31stop it you're making me confused
14:34what was it he told that one parole officer oh yes
14:38there was only one time i ever saw dad really happy
14:42he took me to the ice show when i was seven
14:46circus he said it was the circus
14:49he's got a million of them harley
14:54you're wrong my pudding does love me does
14:58you're the problem
15:01and now you're gonna die and make everything right
15:06except he'll never believe you did it
15:08huh sure he will
15:11how's joker gonna know i'm really gone
15:13all those fish will leave our scraps of bone and cloth
15:17anyone can fake that true you've got my belt but it's not the same as a body
15:23you'll never buy it exactly in the episode the man who killed batman
15:30joker had suspicions on whether batman was really dead because
15:34there was no body so batman knew that joker would never believe it because
15:41he has to see the person die
15:56you have who tied up where
16:02well nerd was doing he was so thrilled he could hardly speak
16:09he's gonna slap you upside the head
16:13leah hi puddin you're just in time to see the
16:19excuse me i'll be just a minute
16:24but puddin i i don't understand don't you want to finally get rid of batman
16:29only if i do it idiot
16:31but it's still your plan see everything just like you said
16:35except i hung the guy upside down so he'd see their little frowns as little smiles
16:39now it all works except you have to explain it to me if you have to explain a joke there
16:46is no joke
16:48now i'll calm down puddin you've forgotten what i told you a long time ago
16:53one of the painful truths of comedy you always take shots from folks who just don't get the joke
17:10and don't call me puddin
17:13my fault
17:15i didn't get the joke
17:18i really have to apologize for the kid
17:22no respect for tradition
17:24let's just pretend the whole thing never happened
17:27and do this some other time
17:29okay
17:30you're gonna let him go
17:37then again
17:38this is a rather rare opportunity
17:43you know what they say
17:44a bat in the hand is worth two in the belfry
17:47i guess you're going out on a laugh after all
17:52wait a minute
17:54harley suggested that he shoot batman
17:58and he brushed it aside
18:02why is he doing it now
18:13real funny batman
18:16and
18:39she almost had me you know
18:42Arms and legs chained, dizzy from the blood rushing to my head
18:45I had no way out other than convincing her to call you
18:48I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the honor of killing me
18:53Though I have to admit she came a lot closer than you ever did
18:58Puddin
19:26Taking bets he survived this, starting with $10
19:42Though the Joker has agreed that he has survived his latest brush with Batman
19:50Never again, no more obsession
19:56No more craziness
20:01No more Joker
20:10I finally see that slime for what he is
20:14A murderous, manipulative, irredeemable
20:25Angel
20:28Are you serious?
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